Please ask me to be the emperor

You can never explain the truth to a wife who is not prepared to reason with you. Although Zhang Shun, a straight man, does not know this truth, he has been with the red lady for a long time and understands her character very well.

That handkerchief didn't belong to Li Xiang, it probably belonged to Liu Rushi. The red lady has been feeling unwell recently, and Zhang Shun has been left unattended, just like a wild horse that has taken off its reins. The whole day with the master and servant is chaotic and unpredictable. Not to mention picking up the wrong veil, even the clothes are often worn wrongly.

Originally, there was some grudge between the two people before, but because they saw each other openly all day long, the grudge was gone and they became as harmonious as ever.

Although Zhang Shun was proud of himself, of course he would not show off to the red lady foolishly.

Zhang Shun understood that the person who tied the bell had to untie it and quickly gave Zhang Shenyan a wink to ask him to avoid it.

As a result, Zhang Shenyan looked at his eyes, nose and heart, and pretended he didn't see anything. Humph, if you can, just hug him in front of me!

Zhang Shun was so thick-skinned. Seeing that Zhang Shen was silent, he just pretended that he didn't exist.

He stretched out his hand to pull the red lady over, hugged her, pressed his face against her, and called out "Madam" in a low voice.

The red lady was caught off guard. She said "Ah" and her body suddenly went limp. Her pretty face turned red with embarrassment down to her neck. She quickly buried her head in Zhang Shun's arms, like an ostrich burying its head in the sand, pretending she didn't know anything.

Zhang Shenyan almost went blind and hurriedly covered his face and left. He brewed it, miscalculated, this guy doesn't even know what dough is!

As the saying goes, "A gentleman can bully others." Although Zhang Shenyan was not a Taoist scholar, he did not have the shamelessness to stand aside and watch the juniors flirt with each other.

Seeing Zhang Shenyan running away in embarrassment, Zhang Shuncai laughed and looked away. The red lady took a sneak peek, and when she saw no one else, she swung a pair of small pink hammers quickly, hitting Zhang Shun's chest like raindrops.

While beating her, she complained: "It's so embarrassing. How can I see anyone in the future?"

"It's not my fault. Who makes this old man want to watch others show affection?" Zhang Shun laughed, grabbed the red lady's hands and said with a smile, "We are already an old couple, what are we afraid of?"

"What kind of old couple are we? We don't even have a sedan chair, so who am I?" The red lady couldn't help pouting when she heard this and complained.

In the past, she showed herself to others with a dignified face, but now that she has adopted the attitude of a little girl, she simply broke the pot and gave up her reserve.

"Uh," the red lady said, and Zhang Shun was immediately speechless. His body has adapted to the corrupt life of this era, but many of his thinking habits still remain in later generations.

According to modern people's understanding, having a group of concubines means seizing one's wife, but this is not the case. Although there were many wives and concubines in ancient times, the system of "one wife and multiple concubines" was actually practiced.

Only the wife of the Ming Media is the wife, and the rest of the concubines can only be regarded as two-legged inflatable dolls. The wife not only has the power to kill or take away the concubine, but also has the power to deprive the concubine of the mother-child relationship with the concubine.

For example, if a matchmaker is appointed as the main wife, then Li Sanniang's children will no longer be called Li Sanniang, but can only be called "aunt". Then the matchmaker will be the biological mother of "Fifteen".

With these two points alone, Zhang Shun refused to become his wife no matter what.

Seeing Zhang Shun's silence, the red lady couldn't help but look dark, and quickly changed the subject and said: "Since I came with you, I have not been interested in your fame or your money, I just want to live a peaceful life."

"I'm six or seven months pregnant now. Even if you don't think about me, you should think about our unborn child, right? If you have a problem, how will I tell the child in the future!"

Zhang Shun couldn't help but have tears in his eyes when he heard this. He gently took the red lady into his arms and whispered: "You and I have been together for a long time. You must know that I don't care about food and drink, and secondly, I don't care about clothing and housing. As long as I have you, I will go to the ends of the world." Come on, why do you have to do this hard work?"

Zhang Shun had been brewing his feelings for a long time, but before he finished speaking, the red lady laughed out loud and scolded: "You have the nerve to say it? You are too aquatic to drink water, and you are too aquatic to eat when you eat." .My Lord, if you don’t care, there will be no one in the world who can care!”

"Isn't every meal and every cup of tea made by our own hands? Isn't every piece of clothing and every pair of boots sewn by our own hands? Even the quilt we sleep on is made by our own hands." "

"What's the word 'one or two'? It's a bluff, and I'm so embarrassed! Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I can tell that the handkerchief belongs to Li Xiang just by looking at the handiwork. I guess you don't even remember it." Bar?"

Zhang Shun couldn't help but feel ashamed when he heard this. To be honest, several of his handkerchiefs were sewn by Hong Niangzi, Zhuer, Li Xiang and Liu Rushi.

As time passed, he had already used it. Coupled with all the complicated matters, worrying about food, drink, clothing, and housing for thousands of people under his command all day long, as well as how to deal with various officers and soldiers, how could he have the time to remember this?

He could only smile and said: "Madam, please don't reveal my background! To be honest, I have been feeling a sharp edge recently. This feeling only appeared when I met the tiger at Tianjing Pass and at the Xishan Camp."

"As a result, I was lucky enough to escape the tiger's attack, and I was lucky enough to escape Cao Wenzhao's surprise attack. Now that this premonition has reappeared, it must be that the officers and soldiers have set up a big net, ready to catch us all."

"When I got the news that Ni Chong and Wang Pu were leading the attack on the Beijing camp, I intuitively felt that this was a chance to win. The Beijing camp has always been low in morale and combat effectiveness. I only need to break it in one battle, and the dragnet between the officers and soldiers will naturally be broken. "

"This is just your guess. What are you going to do if you lose?" The Red Lady stared into his eyes and asked seriously.

"If you lose, you will lose. Victory or defeat is a common thing for military officers. It's just a matter of coming back!" Zhang Shun said decisively.

"What about Luoyang City? What about Baodu Village? What about us? What should we do!" The Red Lady was aggressive.

Zhang Shun chuckled lightly when he heard this and said: "In troubled times, heroes are everywhere, and if you have a gun, you are the grass-headed king. I was misunderstood by you and Zhang Shenyan before, and then I became worried about gains and losses. Although Baodu Village is good, it is not a place that must be defended; Although Luoyang is good, it is not a city that must be defended."

"A great man once said: if you save the land and lose the people, you will lose both the people and the land; if you save the people and lose the land, you will save both the people and the land. As long as I still have soldiers and horses under my command, the world is so big, where can I go? How can I sit in a trap? City, just sit there and wait for death?"

"Without Luoyang, there is still Chang'an, without Baodu Village, and there is still King Shunping! If the battle is not successful, you and Duke Zhang will lead the troops to retreat to Song County. I will go to Baodu Village when the time comes. It’s okay to go to Luoyang, I will definitely come back to find you!”

"You are still young and I am also young. We can both lose and lose!"

"You" Lady Hong stared at him and asked, "You are so cruel! Can't we, Sanniang and Li Xiang, control your heart? You don't care about women! You don't care about money! You, Chengchi I don’t care! What is there that you should care about?”

"I am in the world!" Zhang Shun responded word by word, "The sky has given me a mission to bring me to this world! I want to kill corpses everywhere, I want to kill I want to come out clean, I want to come out into a blue and clear world! Only in this way can I live up to my journey in this world!"

I have something to do today. I only have one chapter. Please forgive me.