Please ask me to be the emperor

When Zhang Shun led his guards, Li Xiang and Liu Rushi to Kangjiazhuang, his sister-in-law Wang's cry like a pig was being slaughtered came from Chen Changzhen's yard: "I'm not alive anymore, you all are here to judge." Ah! I married into his family, taking care of the elders and the younger ones. Although I can’t be called virtuous, I still have hard work without merit!”

"Chen Changzhen was known as a lecherous man in his home county of Wen County, so I specially found three virtuous women for him, and gave him betrothal gifts one after another to take concubines for him."

"It turned out to be good for him. We old ladies were taking care of his parents and children at home, and he was living happily here. I heard someone said that he wanted to be named after him."

The courtyard of Chen Changzhi was already crowded with people. It was like watching a monkey show, with people from three levels inside and three outside watching the joke.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Shun realized that this was going to ruin Ma Yingniang's reputation. He quickly interrupted loudly: "Sister-in-law, don't be sad. If you have any worries, I will make the decision for you!"

When the onlookers heard this, they turned around and saw an extraordinary person behind them. Standing next to them were two women with outstanding figures. They were followed by a group of soldiers in bright armor. At first glance, they were no ordinary people. Everyone quickly moved out of the way, allowing Zhang Shun to enter the courtyard.

Zhang Shun looked inside and saw his sister-in-law Wang rolling around in Chen Changzhen's yard, covered with dust and weeds. But Chen Changzhen stood there with a sullen face, neither beating nor scolding him, and he was so sullen that he had no place to vent his anger!

There are also three people, Li, Tian and Qian, how can they dare to persuade? I had no choice but to protect the two children and hide in the house from a distance, letting them fool around outside.

Zhang Shun ordered Li Daliang and Wukong to disperse the crowd watching the joke, and quickly asked Li Xiang and Liu Rushi to help his sister-in-law Wang.

Li Xiang and Liu Rushi were not allowed to appear in public, so they both wore curtains and hats. The so-called curtain hat is actually a bamboo hat with a veil. The famous Zhaojun hat is said to have been created by Zhaojun who went to the fortress.

Li Xiang and Liu Rushi hid their faces, so Wang couldn't recognize them. He only saw their graceful figures and thought they were "funny girls". She was unhappy, so she deliberately rubbed the dust and weeds from her body on Li Xiang and Liu Rushi.

Li Xiang and Liu Rushi, one is a lady, and the other is Zhangtai Jinque. Where have they ever encountered such a thing?

They had no choice but to argue with Mrs. Wang and comfort her in a low voice: "Sister-in-law, don't worry, our master will definitely make the decision for your sister-in-law!" Only then did Mrs. Wang realize that they were Li Xiang and Liu Rushi.

Although Wang is very scheming, he is actually a person who knows how to repay kindness. When passing through Luoyang a few days ago, Li Xiang and Liu Rushi gave her son and daughter a set of clothes each.

Wang is a woman, so she naturally knows how difficult it is to make two sets of clothes overnight. She thought about the love between Li Xiang and Liu Rushi as master and servant, so she stopped messing around.

Wang patted her butt and glared at Chen Changzhen: "If my brothers and sisters hadn't come here to persuade me today, I would definitely make you look good!"

Chen Changzhen was furious after hearing this. He couldn't help but raise a pair of fists as big as a bowl, and veins popped out from his fists.

Zhang Shun quickly grabbed Chen Changzhen and persuaded him: "My sworn brother is very skilled in martial arts. The world is so big. How many people are your rivals? How can you throw a punch at your sister-in-law? You are suddenly looked down upon!"

Such a good Wang, I’m not afraid. Taking advantage of the opportunity of Li Xiang and Liu Rushi pulling him, he stuck out his head and shouted loudly: "Fight, if you have the ability, do you want to fight? Hit me here and beat me to death with one punch, so that you can be satisfied." As you wish, marry that foxy girl!"

Zhang Shun didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This was the first time in his life that he had been involved in such a thing. This era is different from later generations. Except for Zhang Shun who came from the previous life and respected the mother-in-law in the family, it was normal for other couples to fight and act violently.

Often the two of them have finished fighting and quarreling. The couple fights at the end of the bed, and outsiders interfere randomly, but they usually can't get along.

Zhang Shun saw that Li Xiang and Liu Rushi were weak and could not attract Wang. He had no choice but to wink at Li Daliang, and together they pulled Chen Changzhen into the house.

Chen Changzhen came into the room half-pushed, and couldn't help but said to Zhang Shun with an embarrassed look on his face: "The Lord is just laughing at me, my family is unfortunate! No matter how heroic you are, a real man will inevitably have an unvirtuous wife and an unfilial son!"

"Daliang, you are also fooling around! It's just a little family matter for my brother. How dare you bother my lord to travel hundreds of miles back to deal with such a trivial matter like mine?"

Cousin Li Daliang is younger than Chen Changzhen and often follows him. He has already developed the habit of obedience. How can he dare to argue?

Zhang Shun quickly advised: "It's none of Daliang's business. If not, I wouldn't have known that something like this happened in your family."

"Logically speaking, who's family doesn't have this kind of thing? It's nothing at first. But I heard that because my sister-in-law was making trouble from morning to night, even the recruitment of soldiers couldn't be carried out normally. I had to worry!"

"As for the nonsense like 'a wife is not virtuous and her son is not filial', brother, let's not talk about it. My sister-in-law helps you take care of the elderly and children at home, how can she not be virtuous? Although the couple has some conflicts, it is not worth anything!"

When Chen Changzhen heard this, he couldn't help but sighed: "My lord doesn't know something, and the fault lies with us, sworn brothers!"

Zhang Shun was horrified. Could it be that his sworn brother already knew about his deeds?

He was about to argue when he heard Chen Changzhen continue: "Originally, only you and I know about Ma Yingniang. Even if the rest of the brothers know about it, it doesn't matter. The bad thing is that Wang Jinyi didn't say a word and exposed your sister-in-law. I was escorted here.”

"It's just a matter of escorting us here. Your sister-in-law, who is so stubborn, asked Brother Xiao about what happened between me and Ma Yingniang. Brother Xiao was honest and told her everything."

"Second Master Guan can marry Diao Chan, so what's wrong with me marrying a beautiful woman? Am I destined to marry an ugly woman?"

No, Brother Chen, did you hear that Guan Yu married Diao Chan? It's all so messed up, it always feels like you've read some fan fiction or something.

Zhang Shun originally wanted to comfort Chen Changzhen with a few words, but Chen Changzhen's eyes suddenly lit up, and he quickly bowed down and humbly asked for advice: "My lord, you are really good at it. Not only do you not fight or make trouble, but you also have some color. I don't know. How did you do it? Why did you teach me!"

When Zhang Shun heard this, he said, "I know this!" Although I couldn't find a girlfriend in my previous life, I couldn't help but act as a dog-headed military counselor. I have experience!

Zhang Shun hurriedly smiled enigmatically and said: "This pursuit... well, ahem, if you want a woman to follow you wholeheartedly, you must first win her heart. This method is called 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian'."

Later, such and such professors came up with Chen Changzhen's theory. Li Daliang and Wukong were in front of them. They had to hear the "secret book" and couldn't help but bend their bodies and listen attentively in order to learn every move.

Not to mention how Zhang Shun taught these three people their skills, the sister-in-law Wang had already cleaned up and said to Li Xiang and Liu Rushi proudly: "The way of driving a husband is like driving a donkey. Donkeys are the most stubborn and obedient. If Mao Mao Mao is told, he will be obedient; if Mao Mao Mao is disobedient, he will explode."

"But the key point is no matter how hard you try. He should be taking concubines, and he should be lecherous. Then the only way to cure them is to cry, make trouble, and hang himself. Men, they all have a good face. It's not appropriate to make a fuss. , there is nothing he can do against you."

"However, my brothers and sisters must pay attention to their faces and actions, and never cross the line. We are small and weak, but we can't beat them!"

"Then how can we pass the line?" Li Xiang and Liu Rushi asked strangely.

"Hey, this is my sister-in-law's special skill. The first is to enumerate the benefits to him and make him feel guilty. The second is to make trouble in front of others to make him have some scruples. The third is to remember to wait until someone stops him. If you make a big fuss when you're kidding, you can prevent him from being beaten! Fourth, you have to give in immediately afterwards and comfort him, otherwise the play won't go on!"

Li Xiang and Liu Rushi are both women who have been educated in the traditional Confucian ideas of "Three Obediences and Four Virtues" and "Three Cardinal Guidelines and Five Constant Virtues". How could they understand this?

They couldn't help but look at each other. They never thought that there were so many ways between husband and wife.

Thank you to the fan "Zawaki Erxin" for another tip. I have tipped too many times, and the author feels deeply deserved!