Pool Squirt Party? I Backhanded A Tube Of Makeup Remover

"Let's go, we've run out of spiritual food, let's find some material food.

Lan Feng took the bag and said to the little assistant.

Then, the little assistant covered his face and followed Lan Feng out of the crowd.

After leaving a certain distance, the little assistant looked at Lan Feng resentfully: "Brother, next time you do something like this, can you tell me in advance.~"

"What are you doing?" Lan Feng looked at the little assistant and said as a matter of course: "Books are the ladder of human progress. As the saying goes, there is a house of gold in the book, and Yan Ruyu in the book. I will take a look at Yan Ruyu, no, I will take a look at the book What's wrong?"

Little assistant: "Brother, I admire you for a serious nonsense person, I may never reach this level in my life.

"Diligence can make up for one's weakness, hard work can always make progress!"

Lan Feng patted the little assistant on the shoulder and comforted him.

Studio:

"Holy shit, that's how Yan Ruyu came here, I only found out now.

"It's okay, it's not too late to know now, there is still room for improvement.

"But I have a girlfriend!"

"I×%¥#@★▲△≡※£¤¢℃¥"

"Hahahaha, what encrypted language was spoken upstairs, is it convenient to say it again?"

"I don't care about Yan Ruyu now, I just want to make money, where can I get the gold house?"

"Learn about the criminal law in white and red letters upstairs."

"Woo, my husband is so kind, I was touched, and I want to learn how to be shameless like him.

"Upstairs, you don't need to learn from Lao Liu anymore, you are already better than blue."

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on the way.

Lan Feng leisurely walked in front, feeling the atmosphere around him, and at the same time imparting his life experience to the little assistant [For example, as long as you are not embarrassed, the embarrassing person is someone else.

The little assistant at the side nodded from time to time, trying hard to digest Lan Feng's words.

Just as he was passing by a pastry cutting stand, Lan Feng suddenly stopped in his tracks.

He turned to look at the little assistant beside him and asked, "Have you ever eaten this kind of cake?"

"No." The little assistant glanced at the sliced ​​cake full of walnut kernels, raisins, and Badam: "I only ate rice cakes and sticky cakes before.

"Then let's buy some and try."

Lan Feng looked at the sliced ​​cake in front of him and wanted to eat it too.

So Lan Feng and the two walked quickly to the cake cutting stand.

"Snoring..."

After arriving at the cake cutting stall, Lan Feng heard a loud snoring before he saw the boss.

"Boss, wake up! Don't sleep, there are guests!"

Looking down, I saw a bald man wearing black shorts and short sleeves and slippers, who weighed more than two hundred catties, half lying on a chair and sleeping.

Perhaps in order to block the sun, he covered his face with a copy of "Filial piety can't wait", and the reclining chair under him creaked unbearably with his breathing.

"Ah? Huh?"

After hearing the voice, the bald man took off the book on his face, rubbed his eyes, looked at Lan Feng and the two, and said impatiently, "Who are you?"

Lan Feng pointed to the cake in front of him with a speechless expression: "We are here to buy cakes."

The bald man was a little puzzled when he heard the words, and then he looked around before standing up with his chair on his shoulders, with a look of sudden realization: "Isn't it just a sliced ​​cake? Cut cake is good, I have loved eating this since I was a child."

Lan Feng glanced at the figure of the bald man, and immediately believed his words.

"Boss, how do you sell this sliced ​​cake?"

The bald man glanced down at the price list: "7 yuan.

"7 yuan?" The little assistant looked at Lan Feng and asked, ""Brother, is it 1 yuan per catty? That's pretty cheap."

"How is it possible? These things are sold at the price of two."

Lan Feng continued: "Boss, can you guarantee the quality of this product?"

Looking at the boss's dress and attitude, he always felt a little unreliable.

After all, this kind of cake stall can be changed at any time. It's okay if the taste is a little bit worse, but if there is a problem with sanitation, and the stomach will be ruined by the time, you will feel like crying without tears.

"Of course!"

The bald man said as a matter of course: "Young man, look at these raisins, this badam, and these walnuts, all of them are real materials.

And my family lives nearby, and I come here every day to set up a stall. If you have any problems, you can come to me directly. "

Lan Feng looked at the swearing bald man and said, "Okay, then give me a catty."

"Okay, here you go."

Hearing this, the bald man bent down to find the shovel used to cut the cake, and drew a three-centimeter-wide mark on the surface of the cake.

"Hey!"

The bald man exerted force on his upper body and pressed his whole body down, and the shovel was smoothly swiped down.

...asking for flowers......

Good guy! A trapezoidal cake with a width of three centimeters at the top and nearly ten centimeters at the bottom was cut out directly.

"Eighteen thousand two hundred and fourteen, give you a change of eighteen thousand two hundred and one, cash or credit card?"

The bald man swiped the cut cake onto the electronic scale and said.

Lan Feng pointed to the numbers on the electronic scale and said, "Boss, do you think I can't count? Even if it's 2.602 kilograms, it's only 364.28. How did you calculate the eighty thousand?"

"364.28?" The bald man grinned: "Brother, you made a mistake, right? It's 7 yuan per gram, not seven yuan—two!"

"Boss, you are really punished."

Lan Feng sneered: "Is this cake in your family made of gold? Dare to sell it by gram."

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"That's not true, it's worse than gold." The bald man said impatiently: "Hurry up, pay by card or cash! There are still customers behind."

As soon as the voice fell, the people around immediately dispersed.

Lan Feng didn't talk to the bald man again, and directly signaled the assistant to call the police.

"What? You kid still want to call the police? Let me tell you, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu comes today, you have to pay the money obediently.

The bald man directly slapped the shovel in his hand on the car, making a loud bang.

At this time, the friends in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"Holy shit, there are still forced buyers and sellers these days, what an eye-opener!"

"Good guy, 180,000 yuan for a sliced ​​cake is more than half a year's salary for me, it's a real punishment.

"With one knife, Jianlin sheds tears, with two knifes, Ma Yun's heart is broken. Three times, the flower vines collapse, and four times, the King of Hades has to kneel.

"Hahahaha, there are talents upstairs, and I am not afraid of other heavenly kings, but I am afraid of you, a little Hades."

"Brother Huaqiang saw it and called him an expert!"

"This boss looks so fierce, he doesn't know how to beat people."

"That's really not good."

"Ahhh, dare to hit my Feng big brother, I want to rape him online, Feng big brother run quickly, a good man will not suffer from immediate losses.

"Don't worry, you still don't know the character of the sixth son?"

"Boy, don't dawdle, pay for it quickly, don't force me to go up and ask for it."

The bald man leaned on the car with both hands and threatened.

Dry.