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As soon as he entered the market, Lan Feng was attracted by a bookstall.

The bookstall was hidden in a corner of the street, and all kinds of books were neatly placed on the clean linen.

The owner of the bookstall has long hair in a shawl and holds a cattail fan. He is lying leisurely on the rocking chair, which is in stark contrast to the surrounding noise as the rocking chair rocks gently.

"Come on, let's go and have a look."

Lan Feng pointed in the direction of the bookstall, motioning for the little assistant to follow.

"Boss, how do you sell your books here?"

After arriving at the bookstall, Lan Feng asked.

The boss on the rocking chair still had his eyes closed, and said slowly: "All the books are 10 yuan a book, just take whatever you like."

at this time,

A little boy who was licking a lollipop with a runny nose and looking stupid walked to the bookstall.

The boss who was lying leisurely on the rocking chair suddenly stood up, flicked his hair, and showed a vicissitudes of face full of stories.

Then he reached out from his pocket and took out a small mirror to take a picture of himself, smiled slightly, strode up to the boy and said: "Little brother, I see that your bones are exquisite, and you are a unique martial arts genius. It is up to you to maintain world peace."

After speaking, he took out a copy of Tathagata God's Palm from his pocket, and put it in front of the little boy: "I have a martial arts cheat book here. I think it is destined for you, so I will sell it to you for ten yuan."

The little boy sucked the snot that was about to flow onto the lollipop 187, and took out a dollar from his pocket: "Here!"

"Okay, my little brother is really savvy!" The book stall owner took the money, waved his hand, and several cheat books appeared in his hand: "As the saying goes, people can't get stabbed if they are floating in the rivers and lakes. Walking in the rivers and lakes is not enough just by being able to fight." I also have "King Kong Immortality Magic", "Lingbo Weibu", "Five Poison Magic", "Three Hundred and Sixty Tips for Refusing Moral Kidnapping".

As long as you practice these cheats, little brother, I guarantee that you can become a generation of heroes with both offense and defense!

For the sake of our fate, these cheats do not need 998, not 888, only 18.8!

18.8 generation of heroes brought home!"

The little assistant at the side listened to the boss's flickering: "Brother, is the boss of this bookstall trying to cheat people?"

"What if it's really done?"

Lan Feng replied with a smile, looking at the familiar scene in front of him, he really looked forward to a generation of heroes in a few years.

"Here." The little boy licked the lollipop blankly, and took out another twenty yuan from his pocket.

"Okay, you old liar, you've tricked people to my old lady's head."

At this moment, a middle-aged woman of considerable tonnage came over cursingly, and snatched the twenty yuan from the book stall owner's hand.

Then she threw the "Tathagata God's Palm" in the little boy's hand on the bookstall, picked up a copy of "Huanggang Elementary School Mathematics Test Questions", pulled the little boy away, and said as she walked: "What age do you still practice martial arts? It's a lie Do something new, too."

Lan Feng smiled in his heart, and shook his head: "It's over, a generation of heroes was directly strangled in the cradle."

All the water friends in the live broadcast room also followed suit.

"Little brother, I see that your bones are exquisite, I have a copy of "Sunflower Treasure" here for you, and when you reach the peak of cultivation, all things will grow, and heaven and man will be born.

"There is a ruthless person upstairs, are you raising a wife for yourself?"

"Hahahaha, it's not necessarily a daughter-in-law, but maybe a sister.

"I practice the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, here I come!"

"Pfft! Hahaha, you guys are really talented."

"Hey, my little brother is too pitiful. He could have become a generation of heroes, but now he can only become a generation of prawns."

"What is the conscience of a child when you say that, the boss has said that he is a prodigy in martial arts, maybe he is also a genius in studies (although I have limited knowledge and haven't seen it).

"What do you know? It's called great wisdom like ignorance, external inner wisdom."

"Hahahaha, don't you think this boss is also a strange person?"

"Ugh!"

The book stall owner sighed, silently put away the martial arts cheats on the ground, and was about to walk towards the rocking chair.

However, the moment he saw Lan Feng, his dark eyes suddenly lit up.

Immediately afterwards, he walked quickly to Lan Feng's side, and looked him up and down (ccbe).

"What? Boss, do you think I'm also a generation of martial arts prodigy?"

Lan Feng looked at the book stall owner and asked curiously.

The owner of the bookstall stretched out his hand and pinched his chin, and said in amazement: "That's not true, only one generation of martial arts prodigies comes out, but...

Immediately afterwards, he waved his hand again, and four books appeared in front of Lan Feng: "I have some other books here, which one do you like?"

Lan Feng looked down and saw that the covers of the four books were written: "Morality and the Rule of Law", "Morality and Life", "Morality and Society", "Ideology and Morality".

"Ahem." Lan Feng's face straightened: "I am a gentleman of a certain generation, how can I read this kind of book? I read Spring and Autumn!"

The book stall owner smiled mysteriously, looked around and whispered, "This is an uncut version with illustrations."

"Quick, pack it up, in the black bag."

Lan Feng took out a hundred dollars from his pocket and stuffed it into the hands of the book stall owner.

"Okay!" The book stall owner happily packed the book, looked around and shouted: "Mr. Lan bought a set of "Morality and the Rule of Law", "Morality and Life", "Morality and Society", "Ideology and Morality" , A tip of sixty-eight yuan and eight cents.

After the voice fell, the noisy surroundings suddenly fell silent.

People around looked at Lan Feng and the little assistant in unison.

All the bosses at the side congratulated in unison: "Congratulations, Boss Zhang, for selling another set! Congratulations to this little brother for harvesting his beloved one."

At this time, the bosses around were secretly happy: "Finally let them wait again. I think that when I bought this book from old man Zhang, I was almost embarrassed to deduct three rooms and two halls."

"Same joy, same joy!"

Lan Feng was taken aback for a moment, but when he understood, he clasped his fists generously and responded.

The little assistant lowered his head, looked for the cracks in the ground, and thought madly: "I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me..."

The audience in the live broadcast room were all overjoyed.

"Hahahaha, the little assistant is not authentic! Just now I deliberately didn't shoot the title of the book."

"Little Assistant: Don't say it, don't say it, don't you see that I'm already looking for a crack in the ground to get in?"

"Damn it! This boss's operation is really outrageous! I have already carried the train and ran away overnight after substituting it in.

"Hahaha, it's not just running away, I want to live on another planet."

"Lao Liu is really amazing, he can keep his face like this, admiration!"

"Ah, I didn't expect you to be such a blue big brother. I've already changed the train ticket to a high-speed train."

"Hahahaha, something is wrong with you upstairs."

"I, I, I, I major in Chinese. If Blue Big Brother doesn't understand classical Chinese, you can ask me to learn."

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