Pool Squirt Party? I Backhanded A Tube Of Makeup Remover

"Mother, if you are like this, then I will have a heart attack!"

Lan Feng watched the old lady's coquettish manipulation and was not moved at all.

Shameless than him, he was never afraid of anyone.

"Brother, don't really blow the aunt down."

The little assistant at the side looked at the old lady sitting on the ground pointing at Lan Feng and panting heavily.

Some said helplessly.

subsequently.

He took out a bottle of mineral water and handed it to the old lady: "Auntie, drink some water first on a hot day, and don't get really angry for a while."

"Young man, you are a good person." The old lady took the mineral water and took a sip.

The screenshot suddenly clutched his stomach and fell to the ground in pain.

Pointing to the mineral water bottle, he said, "Yes, wake up!"

"what?"

The little assistant looked at Lan Feng in disbelief: "Brother, can you still play like this?"

"Brother, the society is very simple, the complicated thing is people, you are still too young!"

Lan Feng stepped forward and patted the assistant on the shoulder.

Since this old lady doesn't put martial arts first.

Then don't blame him for repaying grievances with kindness!

Benevolence (a kind means of cutting people apart)

In the live room: 217

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows

"Hahaha, the little assistant is too straightforward."

"Hahaha, you are indeed a child who has not experienced beatings in society."

"Tips for distinguishing college students who have just stepped into society: clear stupidity in eyes, clear stupidity in eyes, polite manner of speaking..."

"College student: slander, slander, he slander me!"

"Hahahahaha, I can't stop laughing."

"It's impossible to hit someone. It's impossible to beat someone in this life. If you lie on the ground and close your eyes, wouldn't it be nice to pay tens of thousands of dollars in compensation? w

Lan Feng sank his consciousness into his mind.

He opened the things he had drawn in his warehouse before.

Commodity: special laxative

Introduction: Colorless and odorless, it cannot be detected by all means now.

Drug effect: After taking it, the patient will not stop breathing within ten minutes, and all foreign substances in the body will be discharged together after ten minutes.

Side effects: Except for a certain degree of psychological trauma, it has no adverse effects on the human body.

Psychological trauma: If the patient is not mentally (ccci) prepared before taking the medicine, the effect after taking the medicine will cause a certain degree of psychological trauma to the patient.

Lan Feng looked at the goods in the warehouse.

He said silently in his heart: "Use a special laxative and add it to the mineral water bottle on the ground.

The voice fell. The special laxatives in the warehouse disappeared.

Has been added to mineral water bottles.

"Auntie, is there any problem with this bottle of mineral water? It doesn't count if you say it."

Lan Feng walked up to the old lady and picked up the mineral water bottle on the ground as a gesture:

"I will submit this bottle of water to the judiciary for inspection. If there is no problem, I will add a crime of framing to the indictment."

"Gulu Gulu Gulu, hahaha, there is no more mineral water now, let's see what you can do.

You little bastard, you are not very old, but you are very cruel!"

The old lady finished listening to Lan Feng's words.

He snatched the mineral water on the ground as quickly as he could steal the bell.

Open the cap of the bottle and drink all the water in it in one go.

Then stomp with your foot.

He crushed the mineral water bottle and put it in his pocket.

"You, how can you do this!"

The little assistant pointed at the old lady who had sat down on the ground again with a look of resentment.

"Call the police."

Lan Feng waved his hands calmly and said.

At the same time, the people watching the excitement around were also numb from the old lady's operation show.

"Yes, young man, you are right to call the police, and such people should be punished by law."

"That's right, hurry up and call the police, this old lady is going too far."

As I said a long time ago, Huo Zi, who should have called the police directly, had to reason with her. "

"Ah yes yes yes..."

on the ground.

The effect of specific laxatives has begun to gradually take effect.

The old lady clutched her stomach, her expression changed.

At this time, she felt that streams of air were constantly shuttling through her intestines.

The old lady who noticed the same body.

Immediately shouted to the surroundings: "There is really, really something wrong with his bottle of mineral water, old woman, my stomach is so uncomfortable, can you call 120 for me?"

After the people around heard her words, no one believed her.

Instead, he sneered:

"You'd better take a rest, people have already called the police, just wait for the police to arrive."

"That's right, don't make any fools, it's useless."

"Yeah, I'm afraid I don't even believe what you said!"

At this moment, the old lady who wanted to cry but had no tears finally ushered in the outbreak period of close-up medicine.

"Puff! Puff!  …

One after another sound came from under the old lady's body continuously, and the smell drifted around with the breeze.

"I'm going, this old lady is really farting, it stinks!"

"The old lady doesn't really have a stomachache, does she? How about we call 120?"

"If you want to hit you, it's not like you haven't seen what the old lady did just now. Even if she feels sick to her stomach, it might be the croton she ate herself, and she wants to frame others!"

"Yeah, yeah, anyway, I don't fight, there is a god in the sky, I think she has done too many bad things, and she has been punished."

"That's fine."

As the old lady's offensive continued to intensify, everyone around her retreated three meters away.

Lan Feng suddenly said, "Call 120 for Madam."

"Brother?" The little assistant was a little reluctant when he heard the words.

"let's hit."

"it is good."

Seeing this, the surrounding onlookers all said: "Good man, brother, you are too kind. This old lady has lied to you so many times, and you are still willing to trust her and help her. You are definitely a model of repaying evil with virtue!"

Lan Feng waved his hands indifferently upon hearing this.

She smiled and said: "No, this time I believe my aunt is really uncomfortable.

"Why? You know she's not lying to you?"

"Well, because there really are laxatives in that bottle of mineral water."

He turned his head to look at the old lady surrounded by a large amount of gas, nodded and said.

Onlookers: "Huh?!!!"

Assistant: "Brother, what you just said can't be true! This is against the law (whispering Yingying.

Lan Feng smiled mysteriously at the little assistant.

"Hey, what do you think?"

The water friend in the live broadcast room: "Hahahaha, damn it, you won't really put laxatives, right? As for the sixth oldest anchor of Dousha, I have to be Brother Feng!"