Pool Squirt Party? I Backhanded A Tube Of Makeup Remover

"How come, I am a good citizen who abides by the law and the law."

"That's good. You scared my brother to death. You can't say such things casually in the future."

After the little assistant listened to Lan Feng's explanation.

The hanging heart finally let go.

It's not that he asked more.

He felt that with this guy's personality, he could really do something like drugging.

What's more, the live broadcast is still on.

Once this kind of thing spreads on the Internet.

At that time, even if you are reasonable, you can't tell.

The audience in the live broadcast room boiled instantly after hearing the conversation between the two.

"Well... can I say that I feel like Lao Liu is really drugged-?"

"Hmm, I also don't think what he said before is fake, but the explanation behind it is a bit pale.

"No way, if you are really drugged, you will go to jail if you find out. Are all the current anchors so brave?"

"I feel the same way. Even if Lan Feng's sixth son's operation has always been very flamboyant, he wouldn't make fun of his own future, would he?"

"It's hard to say, it's hard to say, if you didn't take the medicine, how can you explain the old lady's sudden stomach upset?"

"Maybe there is a god in the air."

"What age is this? After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master. You must believe in science."

"That's right, anyway, the police have been called now, we just wait for the result of the treatment, and wait for the big melon!"

a few minutes later,

With the sound of sirens approaching.

A police car appeared in front of everyone.

Immediately afterwards, two police officers got out of the car and said, "What happened? Who called the police?"

"Hello, officer, my name is Lan Feng, I called the police, that old lady over there!"

Lan Feng stepped forward.

Pointing to the old lady lying on the ground.

Briefly describe what happened.

"Pengci? Xiao Li, go and have a look."

The older police officer spoke up.

"Brother Zhao, it's Mrs. Sun who has been to our police station several times before."

Officer Li briefly observed the situation.

She ran back: "But she seems a little uncomfortable now, she has been farting."

"Old lady Sun?" The older police officer was taken aback for a moment.

Then he looked at Lan Feng with some embarrassment and explained: "Hello, comrade, my surname is Zhao, this old lady Sun has come to our police station three times in the past six months, but she is old and her family situation is a bit special, so we only They can be detained for a few days before being released.

But don't worry, we will definitely not wrong any good person, and we will have to trouble you to go back with us to make a record. "

"It doesn't matter, Officer Zhao, serving the people, I can understand, we took pictures of the whole process of touching porcelain before.

Lan Feng pointed to the live broadcast mobile phone on the little assistant and said with a smile.

"It's good to have evidence, but what's the situation with this old lady now?"

"I'm not too sure about this. After we gave the old lady a bottle of water, she said it was poisonous, and that's it. I've already called 120."

Lan Feng just finished speaking.

An ambulance showed up at the end of the road.

At this time, a few minutes had passed since the old lady drank the mineral water.

"Puff Chi! Pu Chi Chi․...."

As the saying goes: You can travel a thousand miles by holding back your urine, but it is difficult to walk an inch if you urinate.

When it comes to sex, no fart is innocent.

no doubt.

The old lady was under the effect of special laxatives.

A series of serial farts rushed out of her body.

Accompanied by a loud voice.

A yellow stain appeared under the old lady's buttocks.

At the same time, it continues to spread around.

Seeing this, the surrounding melon-eaters immediately backed away.

"I'll go, this old lady is really annoying."

"Uh, I can't do it anymore, this smell is too strong."

"Let her touch porcelain, she will be punished now, let's see if she touches porcelain next time.

"It's really hard to say, what if the more frustrated you become the braver...

Seeing this, the medical staff nearby rushed forward without hesitation.

"Hurry up, take the old lady to the hospital."

The old lady lying on the stretcher was passing by Lan Feng.

Panting and pointing at him, he said: "You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, poisonous, poisonous...

As a result, before he finished speaking, he was put on a ventilator by the medical staff next to him.

"Let's go, you two go back to the police station with me."

Officer Zhao looked at Lan Feng and the two said.

Then he looked to the side: "Xiao Li, why don't you go to the hospital with Mrs. Sun, and take care of anything in advance.

"OK."

Ten minutes later, Lan Feng and the two followed Officer Zhao back to the police station.

"Old Zhao, you're back, what's going on at the scene?"

Just entering the police station, a middle-aged man greeted him.

"Damn, it was the old lady Sun who touched porcelain before, so that these two young people met."

Officer Zhao pointed to Lan Feng and the two explained.

"Then why did you bring him back?"

"The old lady doesn't seem to be feeling well in her stomach, and she has been dragged to the hospital now, but she insisted that the water these two young men gave her was poisonous, so I have to drag her back to the routine questioning."

...asking for flowers......

"Okay, then you go there.

Room inquiry.

Lan Feng and the little assistant recounted the whole story.

and provided video evidence.

"Brother, we won't be detained, will we?"

After asking, the little assistant looked at Lan Feng with some anxiety and asked.

After all, for most people.

This life may be apart from applying for an ID card.

There will be no other experience in the police station.

"Don't worry, we didn't break the law, we just take a rest here, and let the audience in the live broadcast room understand the process of handling the case by the way."

Lan Feng picked up the paper cup and took a sip of water, and said unhurriedly.

He just put some special laxatives in the mineral water.

The instructions have stated that there is no harm to the human body.

What's more, the current technological means can't find out.

As for whether it would be unethical to do so.

He doesn't care what other people think of him.

It is this old lady who broke the law first.

Come up is to touch porcelain.

Specially pick expensive ones.

And it looks like a habitual offender.

It's no wonder that Lan Feng just punished her a little.

The little assistant looked at Lan Feng who was as calm as an old dog.

My mood gradually calmed down: "Brother, I am the first person in our family to enter the police station and have experienced interrogation! It should be said that the interrogation room is quite cool."

"Well, after you go home, you can tell your parents to pay homage to your ancestors and tell them that you are promising."

"Forget it, I'm afraid to scare them."

"What are you afraid of? What we are doing here are good people and good deeds, eliminating harm for the people and honoring our ancestors!"

"real?"

"Would I lie to you?"

The audience in the live broadcast room was already overjoyed at this time.

"Punch in, mom, I'm doing well, I know the interrogation process in the police station."

"What's the matter, I've been familiar with it for a long time, just like going home."

"Is something exposed upstairs?"

"Hahaha, sixth son, don't fool the little assistant, in case the little assistant really believes it."

"Hahahaha, looking at the little assistant who is lost in thought, I think he is already considering whether to call his parents.

"Great-grandfather: You brat, it's fine to tell your parents, why sacrifice ancestors! I was chased all over the street by your wife and great-grandfather.

"Hahahaha, filial piety kills me...

"A weak question: Is there no one who cares about the old lady who cares about Pengci?"

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