Porter of Two Worlds

People can't be bored, and they want to find something to do when they are bored. The difference is that some people like to do good things and some people do bad things.

Bai Yang is very boring right now. His wife doesn't play with herself.

The air-powered person does not know when it will appear. Bai Yang crouched along the river and thought about what he should do next to pass the time. After the eighth time someone kindly came to persuade the young people to remind them not to jump in everything. Do not leave this nice place to see the scenery.

Bored, he wandered aimlessly, strolling around, he came to Modu Walking Street.

Saying that the earth's transformation can't stop people from eating, drinking, and having fun. The street is still crowded with people. From time to time, screams to catch thieves sounded, and it was very lively.

Walking and walking, Bai Yang stopped and suddenly turned back, and saw the grandfather aunt squatting a row of fairy wind bones, alas, this is the street fortune telling.

As soon as he touched his chin, Aspen's eyes lighted up and he wanted to do it for a long time!

So he left in a hurry, and came to this place again shortly after, not only changed his costume, but also carried a large sign on his shoulder, covered with a red cloth.

Looking left and right, as the space between the monk and the priest was larger, Bai Yang walked over and said politely, "Two masters, should you squeeze?"

The monk on the left looked up at Bai Yang, a world-famous suit, and a watch on his wrist. He could not afford the money in this life. This is a fat sheep.

So he said enthusiastically: "Is this little brother in trouble? Need advice?"

Bai Yang hasn't talked yet. The priest in the fairy breeze on the side pretended to be a ghost, and shook his head and sighed, "Not good, not good, hey ..."

The monk glared at the priest. Your uncle grabbed the business. It was opened on March 7th. I took the business. I was seven on you. Do n’t stir me up and be quiet.

With a look, the Taoist knew in seconds, and he didn't say a word.

So the monk continued to say that the monk looked at Bai Yang, meaning the younger brother, although you speak, I am ready to slaughter you.

All in one's eyes, Bai Yang felt a joy, took me as a mallet, shrugged, pointed at the sign on his shoulder and said, "Two masters, in fact, we are colleagues, give us a place to eat? It ’s not easy. I ’m all fakes. ”

You are here to grab the rice bowl. The two masters suddenly lose their countenance, and the monk looked away and said, "There is no place here, you go elsewhere."

"You can't finish it so wide. It's not easy to eat mixed rice. Please be considerate." Bai Yang said, squeezing into the empty space, squatting to the corner and holding the brand tree in front, and then Mazar sat down and was ready to start work.

His actions made the two masters on the side uneasy. The Taoist prince looked at Bai Yang with a bad look and said, "Little brother, we are very conscious that we will not steal other people's territory. If you do this again, I will count on the old man. You can't have a **** disaster! "

"All right, my life is hard, and trouble can't find me," Bai Yang grinned, actually threatened on the side of the earth, Bai Yang felt huge fun.

"Little brother, look over there first and tell me if your life is hard or not," said the monk on the other side, pulling a poplar sleeve and pointing away.

Bai Yang looked over, good guys, a group of guys who looked at each other at a glance were looking at this side badly, and you still have a bunch of thugs fortune telling? Is it not forbidden for someone to come to the door and drive you rough?

With his eyes turned, Bai Yang took out his mobile phone and said, "It's okay, my life is very hard. My cousin is the director of the police station. Master, do you say that my life is hard or hard? Otherwise, I'll call him and let him come over Can you prove it? "

Despite being foolish, it was not a matter of minutes for Bai Yang to find a police chief.

He said this, but the strange appearance made the fortune-telling of the two forbidden, and his eyes signaled to the group of thugs in the distance to be calm and restless. They first understood the details of the poplar.

Speaking of fortune tellers, Hu Youren has a hand, but instead of knocking out the poplar here, he just gave up his own handicap. He suddenly knew that he had met an expert, so he stopped talking to him, but to see what he did .

The fortune-telling was quiet, and Poplar also hung up the brand for himself, even if it was opened.

When Bai Yang lifted the sign, the two masters on the side suddenly stared down and took a breath, and looked at Bai Yang as you were.

I saw the sign in front of Bai Yang said: "Ancestral handicraft, Tong Xun is not bullying, professional look at fortune-telling, look for dragon points, ancestral grave migration!"

If this is still normal, then the next two masters will be dizzy. The sign also reads, "Additionally, we will accept ghosts and monsters, deal with mutant beasts of the ability, environmental transformation, genetic modification, ability awakening, Martial art cultivation, magic tradition ... "

However, this is not over yet. The brand also says: "Maintenance of nuclear submarines, reactors, nuclear warhead refurbishment, polishing and waxing, aircraft carrier maintenance, high-altitude satellite dust removal, wholesale fighter-bomber nuclear warheads, and also undertaking interstellar immigration, planet property rights, and large quantities are favorably invoiced. You can get a 20% discount on the card ... "

It ’s not over yet, the next one is funny, it reads: "In the service of Benming, but also undertaking the catching of the third, lost property recovery, mobile phone unlocking, opening the wedding photos, writing assignments (not in the fifth grade or above, will not ), Help to resolve disputes (do not pick up in high school, but ca n’t fight), and can also help host girlfriends (only women, 18 years old and under 22 years old, big waist and thin buttocks, beautiful and loud, if you do n’t have time to accompany Your girlfriend ’s gospel is here), the above business can be undertaken, credit guarantee, and on-site service. If you are not satisfied with 100 times the compensation, you ca n’t afford to lose the international certification! ”

After reading Bai Yang's signboard, the priest on the side gave a thumbs up and said, "How dare you write, brother, aren't you afraid of being beaten?"

"What I write on the signboard are all facts. As long as it is written on it, I can do it. Why am I afraid of being beaten?" Bai Yang asked with a puzzled expression.

"You don't think we can go online, are you copying online? Are you doing performance art?" The monk on the side couldn't read any more.

"It doesn't exist. I'm completely serious. I dare not take on this porcelain work without the diamond? Don't you doubt my professional level?" Bai Yang said with a strange expression on your face.

Ha ha ..., the two masters didn't want to talk to Bai Yang for a while, this is not a fool!

And, whoever speaks to you is rare, no one believes the truth these days.

Ignoring the two masters on the side, the old poplar is sitting and waiting for business to come to me. I am afraid that there is no business with this craft. Would you like to write a wholesale golden finger grandfather on the signboard, but it seems that the signboard is only so big No more ...

However, this is often the case. It is obviously a real thing. Others feel that it is an exaggeration but they do n’t believe it. The poplar has been open for three hours. There are also people taking pictures and sending circles of friends, but no one came to seek service.

Aspen was speechless. Nowadays, everyone is thinking about falling pie in the sky and hitting their heads and flying into the sky, but no one believes when such a good thing is in front of them.

It ’s a person, do you want to mutate or to immortal? I can fully satisfy you, even if you want to be a big girl, there are problems, but you can't help it if you don't believe me.

Among countless people's expressions of being afraid of being a fool, Bai Yangzhen didn't have a business door, which caused the two masters to laugh at him secretly, thinking that they were grabbing rice, and the relationship was funny.

"Little brother, don't blame me for saying so much. You really ca n’t do this, it ’s too exaggerated, and you ca n’t even wear it. Where do you wear a suit and tie fortune telling? No one believes it. No, you have to say that you sell insurance for your sales. It ’s pretty good, it ’s really not like eating this bowl of rice, ”the Taoist priest kindly reminded.

"I wear such a pull, the world is changing. Our fortune-telling service must also keep pace. No, your business is too simple. Without my professionalism, I will tell you if I do a vote ..."

Before we finish talking, there is really a business on the side of Poplar.

A little fat man stood in front of Bai Yang's booth, wearing a school uniform, and looked at Bai Yang timidly and asked, "This big brother, do you really do your homework? How much?"

"How old are you?" Bai Yang asked ~ www.readwn.com ~ I'm in sixth grade. How many questions won't you help me? I only have a hundred dollars on me, I don't know if it is enough, "cried the fat man.

"Fat, don't you know the characters? They said they would not pick up in fifth grade and above, and showed you a clear way. Internet cafes over there can be two hours for a hundred dollars, and there is a lady to accompany you, "Properly" Aspen pointed with no air.

The fat man glanced, his eyes lit up and said, "Really?"

"Of course, go, Ma Liu, I am optimistic about you. Your hundred flowers are worth the money," Bai Yang said with a wave.

The fat man went away, and the monk hated Iron Yang and looked at Bai Yang and said, "How do you let him go? A hundred dollars is not money."

"Everyone said the sixth grade question. What did I say just now?"

However, no one talked to Bai Yang, who had money and didn't know if it was really a fool to earn this.

Yes, if you do n’t, you wo n’t. The sixth grade question is simple? Here is a three-year simulation. You can do all the calculations and I lose! I can't make it through the fifth grade, and I need to check it online with my mobile phone ...

It's boring in itself, even more boring without a business visit. Poplar originally came out to send great chances, but no one believed him? It deserves that you don't have this creation.

He was bored and wanted to find something to do. He didn't set up fortune telling, so he found some time to play with professional counterparts, and secretly opened his eyes to observe the pedestrians.

Under the observation of Huiyan, the qi displayed by each person is different. Some people are ill and ill, some people are wealthy, some people are not small, and some people are more angry ...

All beings are in various states, and each person's recent situation is revealed in the eyes of poplar through various qi.

Looking at it, the poplar's head flashed, and then his eyes widened. He really looked for him thousands of times ...