PUBG Mobile: Madman

After visiting the room, the three of them sat in the live broadcast room that used to be Tuesday, and now chat in the house of Yang's father and Yang's mother. At this time, Yang Mi heard Sister Qian call Yang Mi downstairs that there was a call. Yang Mi quickly got up and went out to answer the phone.

As soon as the daughter left, Yang's father, who was just about to sit down, was kicked by Yang's mother.

"Hey~ are you crazy?"

Dad Yang rubbed his waist, somewhat inexplicable.

But Yang Ma said with a sneer:

"I warn you, don't let me hear you talking about your daughter's past. Do you hear me?! The two children are in such a good relationship now, what are you doing to keep mentioning the past? Do you have to let the two of you quarrel? Comfortable?"

"I... I just said it casually, and what I said is the truth, this house is redecorated..."

"You still say that? You dead old man, you think your daughter is too happy now, right?! I tell you, you will only be responsible for eating for a while! Do you hear it? If it's useless, put it back in my stomach! Yes! People are so busy now, they are not allowed to shout and drink! Do you hear me?! We are here to see our daughter, not to cause trouble for others! If you dare to make these two feel uncomfortable, then you will wait for me to give you Put on your shoes!"

"..."

Listening to the threat of Yang's mother sneering, Yang's father nodded embarrassedly:

"Okay, I was wrong, can't I promise you? My main reason is that I don't know what to do. Before, my daughter just said she was in love, and she said that the other party was an outsider, so I thought it was good. My daughter is sometimes too strong, so find someone else. It's really inappropriate for the entertainment industry to have such a high exposure rate. As a result, within a few months, the other party has changed from an ordinary person outside the circle to a big boss. Don't you know that this man will become bad when he has money... I It's because I'm afraid that our daughter will be wronged. This is a hard-to-find happiness. This child is quite good, and I like it, but..."

"You old guy, can't you say something nice?! I'll kick your crow's mouth to death!"

Seeing that he was going to continue talking, Mother Yang stomped her foot directly on the waist of her wife.

...

So, when Liu Han came back with a bag of crabs, he asked Dad Yang in confusion:

"Uncle, is your waist uncomfortable?"

Dad Yang was a little embarrassed. He glanced at Mom Yang, and after seeing his wife's eyes poking at him like a knife, he quickly smiled:

"It's okay, it's been sitting on the plane for too long. It's an old problem. This crab is very fat. How much does it sell for a pound here in the magic capital?"

He quickly looked for a topic and diverted, while Yang Mi glanced at Dad Yang a little puzzled, then looked at Mom Yang, and asked in a low voice:

"Mom, what's wrong with my dad? It feels weird."

Yang Ma let out a sneer:

"It's okay, Alzheimer's!"

...

During dinner, Liu Han deliberately took out a bottle of Maotai old wine that Qin Fen had given some time ago, meaning to drink with Dad Yang and catch the wind for him. As a result, just as Dad Yang wanted to agree, he felt that his calf was kicked.

After he glanced at Yang Ma with a normal look, he shook his head helplessly:

"Stop drinking, stop drinking..."

After speaking, some indignantly divided the crab in half and bit down on the full crab yellow.

"???"

Liu Han glanced at Yang Mi, who was also puzzled, and put the wine bottle aside inexplicably.

Except for Dad Yang, I was very satisfied with the meal. After all, Yang's father and Yang's mother were old, and their energy was not as good as before, so they went back to their room to rest after dinner, leaving Yang Mi and Liu Han and Ge You paralyzed on the sofa in the living room on the first floor.

"Husband, didn't you find my dad a little weird?"

"I found out, your dad actually said he stopped drinking... I specially greeted everyone today and said that there is something to do in the afternoon, don't call me for activities that exceed five yuan. The reason is to have a drink with him, and he..."

Sister Yu nodded, then stretched and yawned and said:

"Let's go, let's go back and rest for a while. I'm a little sleepy~"

After speaking, he raised his hand directly into the air, in a posture of Lafayette ready to get up. Liu Han, on the other hand, carefully mixed her up and helped her to the bedroom of the two on the second floor.

As soon as she entered the room, Sister Yu took off her clothes generously, stuck her belly where blue veins were faintly visible, and got into the bed, and then hooked her hand to the man who was bowing his head to clean up her clothes:

"Come here and serve this palace."

"Well, how does God need to serve?"

Yang Mi looked at the man walking slowly and pointed to his shirt:

"Take this off first, and let this palace inspect the color of the goods."

"Hey~"

Liu Han quickly dropped his shirt, revealing a figure whose abdominal muscles were almost invisible. As a result, Yang Mi immediately disliked:

"Che, where are the abdominal muscles? Have you gained weight this time? Where's the mermaid line? Where's the male dog waist? Woohoo, where's my handsome husband? I'm not interested in you anymore! "

Seeing her starting to be a rogue, Liu Han rolled his eyes helplessly:

"I haven't been exercising less recently, so I'll go to the gym every day for the past two days, okay? I guarantee that after the baby is born, you can drool over my body every day! Okay?"

Chapter 873 What are you arguing about?

"Hey hey, good! At least six pack abs have to be re-trained! Then...then...well, I'm going to bury my face in the mermaid line! And...and...and wrap around the male dog's waist. ! And see the back of the cobra!"

"...Do you think your husband is Bhadi? The cobra has been carrying it for a long time."

"It's okay, we have time! Let's practice together! Think about it, when the practice is over, in summer you wear a T-shirt and vest and hold the child's hand, and then I wear tights and hold the child's hand. ...Everywhere our family of three goes, it's the focus of the crowd, right! Hehehe, those married women must envy me so much! Oh, no! Husband, hurry up, go to the gym now Well, when I think that everyone is looking at me with envy, jealousy and hatred, I can't stand it! Ah! My vanity is full..."

After Yang Mi finished speaking, she immediately waved at him and told him to get out of the way.

"Now? Are you serious?"

"Of course it's serious! Hurry up and go to the gym! You can't come out without practicing 660 for three hours! Understand! It happens that my recent recipe is very light, and I will ask Sister Qian to buy some chicken breasts. My male God... hurry up and get back your good figure~~"

Seeing Yang Mi with a crazy face, Liu Han said speechlessly:

"Then... can you rest for a while? I'm a little sleepy and want to take a nap~"

"No way! Your abs are almost gone, and you still have the face to sleep?! Are you going? I'll be angry if you don't go! Woohoo, baby, your father is going to be a waist full of swimming rings, squinting. A middle-aged bald old man who is older than his mother! Woohoo, baby, you don't know how handsome and handsome your father was when he was young! Child, my miserable child! Wooooooo..."

"Damn, sister, you cried when you said that? So powerful? If you had such acting skills, the movie "The Great Era" wouldn't be so ruthless, right?"

Seeing that she was acting like a spoiled brat, Liu Han immediately complained, but Yang Mi grabbed the pillow and threw it over:

"Go away! Go to the gym! Don't touch me until there is no mermaid line! Also, the male dog's waist!"

"You mother-in-law is crazy! Good! Go! You are waiting for your confinement, and I will accompany you after giving birth. If you dare to be lazy, I want half of your Yang family!"

Liu Han laughed angrily, grabbed his T-shirt and made a face at her and walked out.