PUBG Mobile: Madman

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After he drove out, Mom and Dad Yang walked into Yang Mi's bedroom and asked nervously:

"What's the matter? I heard you two being so loud and quarreling just now? Why? What's going on? Did the child feel a little bit..."

"Mom, where do you want to go? Who said we had a fight?"

Seeing that his daughter was speechless, Dad Yang felt that he should stand up and rely on a father's warm arms as his daughter's support, so he said:

"I heard it just now, what a hard-working child, hurry up and get out... Then what did that kid say to want half of our Yang family? This crime is big enough, if the old feudal society is feudal, maybe he will be arrested by the Red Guards. now..."

Hearing Dad Yang's words, Sister Yu immediately burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha... You two don't make me laugh, hahahaha, oh, mom, no, ahhahaha, my stomach hurts! Don't make fun of me, Dad. Hahaha, I can't breathe."

Yang Mi clutched the quilt and smiled, leaning back and forth, and the frightened Mother Yang directly supported her daughter, for fear that she would cause something to happen if she moved too much.

"Calm down, calm down, take a deep breath... calm down! What are you doing, kid!"

After finally waiting for Yang Mi to calm down, she saw that the two old people were still worried. Helpless, Sister Yu could only tell the whole story:

"We were going to have a rest today, and then as soon as he took off his shirt, I found that his abdominal muscles were gone... In the past few months, he has also been lazy, and accompanies me to eat every day, and I give him all the things I can't finish. So Liu Han's weight has increased a lot. He used to be in good shape, Dad, give me your phone, I have pictures of us together..."

Dad Yang handed the phone to Yang Mi, and when Yang Mi turned it over, she found a photo of the two of them wearing their underwear in the bathroom mirror before taking a shower. She enlarged it and handed it to Mom Yang and said:

"Look, Liu Han's shoulders are wide, right? The abdominal muscles are so obvious, and this. Mom, this is called the mermaid line, which is one of the sexiest signs of a man. And this... Look at how thin his waist is, yes Doesn't it look like a dog?…”

Sister Yu gave a popular science to the second old man, and then said:

"As soon as he took off his clothes, I disliked his good figure. Because you think, after the baby is born, I will do postpartum recovery, and then I will definitely take him out to show affection, you say he Isn't this figure the one who lost me? So I drove him to the gym. It's that simple, we didn't quarrel, hey hey, it has nothing to do with you, don't worry."

Sister Yu waved her hand in a funny way, signaling the second old man to rest assured.

"Is that so... I thought it was because the two of us came here and caused some inconvenience to you. This kid, Xiao Han's figure is not bad, why are you demanding so much from him. You, your father's The temper is the same, it is willful..."

Yang Ma turned on the preaching mode.

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After Liu Han drove out absurdly, he ran directly to the gym he was familiar with. After warming up, he started exercising for two hours. He didn't finish today's exercise until his muscles became sore. Then, after walking out with some stiff steps, he glanced at it at about three o'clock, thought for a while, and made a call.

Then, twenty minutes later, he walked into the building next to Mobike, and when he reached the twelfth floor, he knocked on the door of a room with music playing inside.

"dong dong dong"

"Come on, come on!"

A voice with a somewhat non-standard Chinese pronunciation came from inside, and after the door was opened, Yi Zhenghua's surprised face appeared in front of him. After seeing Liu Han, Sister Yu, who had an explosive body, jumped directly onto Liu Han.

Chapter 874 Why did you summon me?

After enjoying some Lajin massage by Sister Bangguo Yu, Tianlei's swaying brother Gou killed another 10 in and 10 out, so he had to leave the Pilates studio before the next student arrived.

After coming out, after feeling the discomfort caused by his muscles, he shook his head helplessly:

"Bad days are coming."

Fitness is like rowing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. Everyone slacks off, and so does he. It has suddenly been a long time since I practiced, and now my whole body exudes a sense of fatigue. And this kind of day has just begun, Yang Mi, this crazy girl, will not give up if she doesn't see the mermaid line for a day.

While thinking about it, he sniffed the smell of his body in the car, and after finding that there was still a trace of perfume, he immediately took out the hot pot odor remover in the car and sprayed it on himself. Then he took out the phone:

"Hey, it's been more than four hours, can I apply to go home?"

Yang Mi was sitting in the living room nibbling on apples. After hearing Liu Han's words, she glanced at the time:

"How's the effect? ​​Did the abdominal muscles come out?"

"Hey! Do you think I'm taking medicine? How can it be so fast? At least it will take about 20 days to find the previous outline, okay? I'm driving home now, do you want me to bring some food~ go back?"

"No, no, my mother is making dumplings, you- come back soon."

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and shouted to Mama Yang, who was rushing the dumpling wrappers while putting the panel on the dining table:

"Mom! When will it be better! I'm a little hungry!"

"What are you hungry for? I ate two oranges, an apple, and a dragon fruit in the afternoon. Is your stomach a bottomless pit?! Wait a while, when Xiaohan comes back, let's get off. You sit down!"

Mother Yang obviously knew what her daughter's character was. If she said she was hungry after eating so much, she was probably greedy.

So angrily rejected her unreasonable request.

After Yang Mi heard this, she grimaced at Yang's mother. After flipping through the TV a few times and finding that there were no good programs, she slowly got up and said to a few people:

"I went upstairs to play a game."

Then went straight upstairs into Liu Han's live broadcast room. She has been madly obsessed with holding her thighs in four rows these days, and it doesn't feel too good to lie down and win and eat chicken. I feel sick every day if I don't play for a while.

After turning on the computer, she skillfully logged into Liu Han's Q account, and then shouted in the group:

"Get ready to lie down and win! Where are the thighs? Come out quickly! I'll eat after two hits!"

"Sister Mi, did my dog ​​come out to have fun again without you?"

"...Upstairs, you are about to be banned."

Ding Dong, the group owner has been banned from speaking for 24 hours by the group owner.

"Hahaha, let me just say it, he deserves it. But is it really good for you to stare at the computer like this every day?"

"It's alright, play two games and then eat! Hurry up, let's go to the fish pond with two thighs to fry fish, by the way, my husband's account score is too high, who of you will lend me a trumpet? Otherwise, fried fish will always be fried. It's annoying to meet those anchors."

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Sister Yu quickly communicated with them, and after a while, a team consisting of a brand-new number and three thigh trumpets ranked around RANK2000 entered the game.

In the voice, because Yang Mi is too familiar with these housekeepers, she has no celebrity status, and Yang Mi has no idol burden, she is about to become a mother. The former Four Little Huadans have long since left her, so she has no scruples when chatting.

"Sister Honey, why did my dog ​​go?"

"Your dog? Your dog went to the gym today. Recently, he has abandoned all his good body. Today, he was forced to throw him into the gym to recover. What? It's not enough for me, a big star, to fly you here. ?"

"...Sister, are you heartbroken by what you said? But today, as long as you don't rob our 98K, you can say anything."

"That pair that pair, as long as you don't grab 98K, what are you talking about!"

Hearing the two thighs talking about herself, Yang Mi rolled her eyes.

"What's wrong with my Buddhist marksmanship? Not killing is the highest level! Boys should be more lenient with girls, and it's easy to find a girlfriend if you care too much!"