Let's Laugh at This Beautiful Day

It didn't take long for He Quan Ming to finally arrive at the school.

Because he went out earlier today, when he arrived at school, there were still about [-] minutes before the class meeting time. He first went to the classroom to put down his schoolbag, then went to the canteen to buy bread and milk, and ate while exploring the beautiful campus scenery. Late breakfast.

Passing through the corridor of the teaching building, carrying the finished garbage in his hand, he took out the magazine Raphael had given him from his schoolbag, and walked to the school's garbage dump under his feet.

——Anyway, on the way, you can directly throw it into the garbage dump and sort it yourself, without having to trouble the sanitation personnel.

He and Quan Ming are so virtuous.

He casually opened the magazine with a very strange name and a title that was out of [-], and Izumi Ming turned a few pages.

"Oh...the illustrations in it are full..." Although I don't know why there are so many illustrations for only the top ten tricks, and they are also inexplicably thick, they are made of pineapple buns at least—it can also be said to be Using breakfast buns, authentic fat times - in exchange, it always feels a bit wasteful if you don't look at it.

Soon, he found the first page of the introduction to the top ten tricks, and stopped to read it carefully.

"First move.Star sucking method. 』

...is this Japanese?

He hurriedly closed the book and glanced at the title of the cover.

"Top Ten Tricks to Trick Up ~ You are also the master of Tricks Tomorrow ~". ← Please automatically translate into Japanese

That's right!It's not written in Chinese, and the book cover isn't a ten-yuan recipe given by an old man!

"The name of the move is really strange..." With a speechless thought, he opened the inner page again, and then he looked down.

"Explanation: Buy a pair of underwear that the other party often wears and put it on your head, take a deep breath and say, "Look! I sucked your underwear!"

Pfft - this is the way to suck panties, right!

By the way, what the hell is this commentary?Should I not translate it into PLAY BOY (American male adult magazine), right? !

"If the other party smiles at you with a blushing face, it means she has a good impression of you!Come on attack! 』

What are you going to attack!Is this a whole person strategy or a love book! Hey!

Feeling more and more that his posture of turning the book seemed wrong, Izumi Ming continued to read.

"Second move.Golden Bell Jar. 』

...It seems that this is also some kind of obscene trick.

"Commentary: Buy a bra that the opponent often wears. Put it on your head, take a deep breath and say, "Look! I'm wearing a helmet with a defense plus ten!"

Sure enough!How much you like to wear underwear on your head!And this is no longer a whole person, but a sexual harassment!

"If the other party smiles at you with a blushing face, it means she has a good impression of you!Come on attack! 』

Absolutely not, okay?Do you just write like this?Be a little creative, okay?

"In addition, Hua O'er's underwear set now has all attributes plus ten ~ If you want to buy it, hurry up! 』

A fair and aboveboard promotion!

"By the way, if she is caught by the police, please don't say that I taught you, we made an agreement? 』

Who TM made an agreement with you!If I get caught, I will definitely confess you!

"The third trick.Little incompetence. 』

Any more?To be honest, I don't really want to watch it...

"Commentary: Che, there are still... Can you please stop reading it?It's so troublesome to think about this. 』

Then don't write ah ah ah ah!

He violently threw the broken magazine to the ground, and Izumi Ming's face showed the anger of being played.

Publishing house, come and fire the person who wrote this!If you don't fire you, you will definitely be put out of business by furious readers!

And why can this kind of thing be published!It's totally against public morals!

"People who can read this kind of thing must be sick!" He Quanming picked up the magazine on the ground, rolled it into a stick shape, and walked quickly to the garbage dump in anger.

Now he just wants to bury it in the deepest part of the trash can as quickly as possible, and then forget this annoying memory.

With vigorous footsteps, He Quanming soon arrived at the garbage dump at the back of the school. When he was about to rush over to use the most standard slam dunk posture to stuff the magazine into the paper recycling bin, a familiar figure came into his eyes. .

Chapter 57 The Straw Rich Man (Part [-])

The purple-haired petite girl was carrying a huge garbage bag by herself and reluctantly walked towards the garbage collection bin, one step at a time, but stopped in front of the garbage collection bin taller than her and let out a sad sigh.

"Hey... how do I throw this in... Does everyone who throws garbage have good arm strength..."

With her mouth slumped, the purple-haired girl hesitated whether to secretly use her demonic power to send the garbage bag in, but she was afraid of being seen, and she didn't want to use this cheating method to achieve her goal without effort. When I was thinking complicatedly...

"—So the people who designed this school have a sick mind!"

A helpless voice suddenly sounded behind her, and she screamed "Yeah" in fright. When she looked back, she saw He Quanming holding the garbage in one hand and the rolled up magazine stick in the other, looking strangely at the man who was almost as tall as him. Garbage collection bin.

...Who is the genius who built the large trash can so high?Say it, I promise not to kill him!

Throwing a piece of garbage is like throwing a shot put. It seems that the principal not only wants the students to dominate the field of sprinting, but also wants to get involved in more sports?

Is the goal the Olympics, Mr. Principal?

...becoming an idol is easier.