Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"Hahaha……"

The two people who were pretending to be Buddhas in the car next to them couldn't hold back anymore, and were amused by He Jing.

With a constipated expression on Liu Xu's face, he decided to give up.

"Let's go, I'll show you my villa." Liu Xu looked like a child offering treasures.

When Liu Xu drove out of the city, He Jing became more and more surprised as he got closer and closer to the suburbs, and asked, "You didn't really buy a villa, did you?"

"I've said it all, you still don't believe me?"

"How long has it been since you earned a villa? Several million!"

How many millions, is it 2 million, okay?

"What's the matter, it's small money." Liu Xu felt that he said this very vigorously, with the aura of a big money.

"Oh, I see!" He Jing suddenly realized.

"Finally trust me!"

"You are the second generation!"

After Liu Xu heard this, he hung to one side and opened the ditch.

He Jing had an expression of "I finally found you". She looked at Liu Xu carefully, and said in a very sure tone: "Actually, you are not so-so in appearance, and you can meet people."

"Can you still see people? Wouldn't this handsome guy be so ugly if he didn't bring such a scumbag?"

"Yes!" He Jing nodded vigorously.

Liu Xu's face was full of pain, but he was immediately shocked by He Jing's other words.

"You chase me!"

Girls take the initiative to confess!

And she is also a little beauty with Tong Liya's appearance.

This is so sudden!People are not mentally prepared yet!

Liu Xu's thoughts were in a mess at the moment, and he didn't know how to react for a while.

Before Liu Xu could decide whether to reject He Jing stinkingly, or push the boat into her arms, He Jing spoke again.

"For the sake of your second-generation purpose, although it's a bit difficult to make a move, but this lady may reluctantly consider it, and accept you as a third-bedroom for the time being!"

Three rooms?

Liu Xu only felt five thunderbolts...

"Then who is the elder?" Liu Xu asked anxiously.

"Flower!"

"Who is Huahua?"

"My puppy!"

……

"Who is the second room?" Liu Xu began to grind his teeth.

"Bend it!"

"What's the bend?"

"My little turtle."

"Then why am I a third-bedroom?" Liu Xu's eyes showed a murderous look, as if the surrounding temperature had dropped a lot, making the air in the car chilly, and an unspeakable aura shrouded the surroundings. There were bursts of icy cold air.

"Hey! Your air conditioner is too high!" He Jing interrupted Liu Xu's self-righteous lust.

The aura that Liu Xu had built up immediately disappeared without a trace, and he looked to He Jing for answers pitifully with his eyes.

He Jing explained to him very seriously: "Your nose is smaller than all of them!"

"..." Liu Xu touched his nose sadly, hurting his self-esteem.

He Jing, whose mood has returned to normal, is a happy fruit, making the short journey full of laughter.

When he saw that domineering villa, Liu Xu finally got his wish and reaped He Jing's disbelief and fuss.

The scenery of the villa is really good. When the river breeze blows, it is extremely comfortable. Facing this picturesque beauty and such a comfortable environment, how can we not let people play mahjong.

It happened that there were four people now, so they set up the mahjong table on the terrace on the second floor of the villa, and started a vigorous mahjong movement.

Four people, two black super special police men, one man with a vest and big pants and slippers, and one nurse woman with a thin face, gathered together at a table to play mahjong. If this scene was seen by others, how awkward it would be.

The four of them slapped each other many times, and some people's stomachs started to growl, and then, as if contagious, there were gurgling sounds from four different directions.

Several people looked at me and I looked at you, and finally all their eyes were on the only girl present.

He Jing pointed to her nose with little confidence and asked, "Me?"

The three men on the opposite side nodded in unison.

He Jing looked very coy, and said, "I'm not good at crafting..."

There is no future in trying to win sympathy to avoid labor. Under the silent eyes of the three men, He Jing couldn't bear the pressure, and Fei Yeru escaped into the kitchen.

The plot succeeded, and the three men happily found poker to continue fighting the landlord.

When the faces of the three were almost covered with notes, the lunch project was finally completed.

Hearing He Jing's greeting, the three rushed in, picked up chopsticks and started grabbing food.

Liu Xu grabbed a piece of slippery tenderloin and put it into his mouth, but he stopped suddenly after taking a bite.

"Sister! Your ancestral home is Shanghai?"

"Why? My family is from Hunan!"

"Sister, my dear sister! Is the slippery tenderloin you make sweet?"

"Sweet?" Surprised, He Jing picked up a piece and put it into her mouth. She carefully chewed it twice.

Then, He Jing comforted Liu Xu and said, "The sweet one is more refreshing, and it's not bad, and it's not bad either."

After finishing speaking, she laughed timidly.

sweet... refreshing...

Liu Xu felt that some common sense had been subverted.

Liu Xu tried He Jing's dishes one by one with Shennong's mentality of tasting herbs, fresh mushroom slices, the meat was cut into pieces, and the mushrooms were chopped with a knife. The key point is why you put pepper in this dish?

Egg drop soup, is this really egg drop soup and not poached eggs?

Eggs, tomatoes, peppers come here to drop by?

Shooting cucumbers, well, it’s okay to cut them with a knife, but the question is why there are pepper noodles?

Braised chicken drumsticks, well, the color is good, but the hair is sour?

Stewed chicken with mushrooms, a very simple dish, but...why is it sweet...

With only a little hope in his heart, Liu Xu took a sip of the rice. He said to He Jing with a mournful face, "Sister, our family is rich, and we have plenty of money. It's not bad for the water bill. You don't need to save water. The rice cooker stews the rice. You just need to put more water in it!"

……

Ps1: I recently joined the ranks of purchasing movie tickets. Hey, it’s 520 yuan cheaper than major group buying websites (nationwide). If you need it, add WeChat ztc446809293

ps2: When purchasing tickets, please directly send screenshots of the selected seats on the app. Don’t keep asking about the price, time and location. There are too many messages to reply.Purchase tickets 2 hours in advance!Urgent orders will not be accepted!

Chapter 556 Who Is Killing This?

Liu Xu was really speechless, he finally realized that this woman in front of him was definitely a special breed among women.

Liu Xu's elder sister on the left and the elder sister on the right screamed, with a look of deep hatred and regret.

He Jing was quite embarrassed at first, but when he was ridiculed with this attitude, she immediately became angry from embarrassment, and her small eyebrows stood up immediately.

"I always said that the craftsmanship is not good! If you insist on letting me do it, a big man with hands and feet can't do it himself!"

"This beauty cooks herself, and I can't even get a word of thanks, but she dares to make sarcastic remarks. You are easy to bully when you are a beauty!"

Such a strong sense of sight!

Liu Xu seemed to have returned to the time when he first met He Jing, a pungent little nurse standing behind the consultation desk giving advice.

The little nurse's anger was completely ignored, and Liu Xuquan continued to ask in his angry tone, "Sister! You never cook at home?"

"People are hurt by their parents, why do they do it?"

"Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to marry in the future?"

"Cut! This beauty is so beautiful, don't chase too many people, are you afraid that you won't find a husband who can cook?"

"Have you chosen your husband yet?"

"Why? Want to chase me? Tell you, no way!"

"Since you haven't chosen a husband yet, are you hungry now?"

He Jing rubbed her belly, played for a long time, and was busy for a long time, she was so hungry that she was already stuck on her back.

Liu Xu sighed, pointed at He Jing and asked, "How do you plan to solve the problem of this meal?"

He Jing gritted her teeth, picked up a piece of shiitake mushroom with her chopsticks, stuffed it into her mouth, and began to chew it.

"Is it delicious?" Liu Xu moved his head closer.

"Mmm! Delicious! Very delicious!" He Jing chewed harder and harder.

"Then eat more and be full!" Liu Xu picked up a chopstick of tomatoes and eggs and put them in her bowl.

He Jing picked up those tomatoes and eggs in a fit of anger and put them into her mouth before chewing a few bites.

"Ahem..." Coughing violently, He Jing choked on the pepper inside.

After taking the water glass handed over by Liu Xu, He Jing drank a few sips of water, and finally suppressed her cough.

She raised her eyes to look at the dishes on the table, worked up her courage a few times, and finally put down her chopsticks and gave up completely.