Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"I'm wronged, I really didn't think you were fat... just a little baby fat..."

"That's still fat!"

"That's not fat, it's cute! Look at how cute those chubby kids are. Is that fat? That's cute."

"Oh, forget it, I'd better eat less these days, people say I'm fat."

"Don't, don't go on a diet. You can eat what you usually eat. We have to eat more than usual. We are determined to make up for the meat consumed during this period."

"What do you mean? You think I'm fat while encouraging me to gain weight."

"I think you are fat, it's because you are so sensitive that you will be wrong."

"You really don't think I'm fat?"

"Really not! How could you think you are fat? How good it feels now!" Liu Xu slipped away, and accidentally ran the train with his mouth full without stopping the brakes.

"Handfeel!? What kind of handfeel?" He Jing didn't react for a moment.

"It was that day...it feels so good to touch..." Liu Xu carefully pointed her out.

"Liu Xu, go to hell!"

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Chapter 591 Please Baby Eat Mala Tang

Filming in Hengdian is very hard work. Even big stars often eat boxed lunches with the staff.

In the world where Liu Xu used to live, a very popular post became popular on the Internet, that is, the legendary six-dollar Malatang online dating scene. I believe most netizens know that the little sister who traveled thousands of miles to an appointment was tossed overnight Thirteen times the story.

Malatang, a snack originating from the land of Sichuan and Sichuan, is popular all over the country for its spicy, refreshing, economical benefits, whether it is a big city or a small town, most of them have Malatang to join, and in real life, people under the age of [-] People, almost all have eaten this spicy fast food.

Of course, there are some exceptions.

Yang Ying has never eaten Malatang. One is that the environment where she grew up did not allow it, and the other is that she spent her school days abroad, so she has never eaten many famous snacks in China.

But today, she really couldn't stand the boxed lunches of the film crew, and finally, driven by curiosity, she walked into a Malatang snack bar at the entrance of Hengdian Movie City, and ordered a [-] yuan set meal.

"I ordered a set meal of [-] yuan today, is that okay?" Yang Ying sat in this Wanji Malatang snack bar opposite the talent market on Andingmenwai Street in Beijing, and sent a message to her best girlfriend. WeChat.

"Oh my god, baby, it costs thirty-six yuan, can you finish it? What a luxury!" The avatar marked "Kitten Mao" flashed in WeChat, looking extremely shocked and unbelievable.

"A lot? But it's not very hygienic here, the walls are so dirty, and there's dust in the corners!" Yang Ying passed the time in this way of chatting.

"What you eat is the taste, not their wall coverings. Stop chatting and go take a bath. Come and wash together?" Kitty Maomao teased.

"I don't want to take a bath with you. You take a bath for hours. I can't stand it..."

"Then I'll go..." After Xiaomaomao finished speaking, her profile picture immediately turned gray and she went offline.

"Hi, beauty, are we meeting again?" Just as Yang Ying put away her phone, a man stood opposite her.

"It's you?" Yang Ying recognized Liu Xu.

"Madam, Malatang for ten yuan." Liu Xu shouted loudly to the lady at the counter who was counting money.

"Immediately." The proprietress replied.

Liu Xu just sat down with a smile, took out his cigarette and lit it first, and squinted his eyes to look at the beautiful woman whom he met for the second time.

Yang Ying wore light makeup, her figure was still so skinny, and when he sat down, he could smell a faint fragrance, which came from Yang Ying's body. It was very plain, not pungent, and it was Liu Xu's favorite smell.

"Are you filming here?" Liu Xu easily guessed why Yang Ying appeared here.

"I... what are you looking at?" Yang Ying noticed that Liu Xu was staring at her when she was speaking, and she was looking at the position of Yuexiong's mouth.

What's more, he was obviously discovered by himself, but he didn't restrain himself, but continued to watch.

"Guess!" Liu Xu blinked at Yang Ying suddenly.

"I guess?" Yang Ying refreshed her understanding of the state of shamelessness.

"The thirty-six yuan set meal is here..." At this moment, the waiter put a large casserole of Mala Tang in front of Yang Ying, and the pot was full.

Yang Ying was a little puzzled, thirty-six yuan is so much?

"Wow, it's really edible!" Liu Xu stared exaggeratedly. This girl actually eats a set meal that costs [-] yuan?This is for two!

"You..." Yang Ying slightly annoyed, and said, "I'm ignoring you."

"Okay, okay, I was joking with you just now, where are you..." Liu Xu pointed at Yang Yingyue and said, "There is a button open."

"Ah!" Yang Ying lowered her head immediately, and then saw the third button of the shirt was undone, and through the open button, one could see a tinge of pink.

Yang Ying's face was flushed with embarrassment. After buttoning up the buttons, she looked at the Mala Tang on the table, but now she didn't have any appetite.

At this time, Liu Xu's Malatang was also brought up, and Yi Duo ate it in large chunks.

Yang Ying's complexion was a little better, she took the disposable chopsticks, and planned to leave after a couple of bites.

However, just after she took two bites, she found that she still wanted to take a third and fourth bite.

She is usually not a girl who can eat very much, but this is really the first time to eat Mala Tang, and it tastes spicy, spicy and appetizing, so she can't put it down after eating it.

"waiter!"

"Thirty-six."

"That... I forgot to bring the money..." A mosquito-like voice sounded.

Yang Ying went out to eat, but she didn't bring any money.

But don't blame her, Yang Ying usually works with her assistant, so she doesn't need to do things like giving money.

"I'm sorry, we don't accept credit here." The quality of the waiter was not very good, as if deliberately loudly promoting it.

"What's the matter, Juan'er?" the proprietress at the counter asked.

The waiter replied: "Sister-in-law three, she didn't bring any money, she has to pay the debt!"

The proprietress at the counter glanced at Yang Ying with a pair of dead fish eyes, and also said unhappily: "I didn't bring any money to bet on the phone."

Yang Ying regretted it to death. When she sneaked out, she only thought about the taste of Mala Tang, so she came with her mobile phone, but forgot to take her wallet.

She was about to call the assistant.

"What kind of mobile phone are you betting on? Who can give you thirty-six yuan?" Liu Xu finally couldn't help standing up at this moment, took out fifty yuan, and slapped the table fiercely, "I tell you , you do business like this, sooner or later you have to close, here, is fifty yuan enough?"

"I'm not going to eat, I'll be angry after a meal." Liu Xu stood up. In fact, he had already finished eating.

Leaving the Malatang shop, the two walked towards the crew together.

"Money..." Yang Ying was interrupted by Liu Xu just as she opened her mouth, "You don't have to pay it back, and don't make promises with your body either! "

"..."

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Chapter 592 If God Does Not Punish, I Will Punish

Separated from Yang Ying, Liu Xu continued to wander around the set, and that was it, another beautiful day passed.

For each person, the size of the whole world depends on the range he can touch, the places he can't touch, or the places he hasn't noticed. Anything that happens has nothing to do with him, and has nothing to do with the world he understands.

At least not temporarily, until they broke into his range of perception.

This morning, Liu Xu was awakened by a knock on the door. He opened the door sleepily, only to be surprised to find several policemen standing outside the door.

"You are Liu Xu?"

"Yes! You are?"

A policeman in front of him made a "swish" and unfolded an arrest warrant: "According to the decision of the Prosecutor's Office of the Magic City, we will formally arrest you!" With that said, the policeman took out a pair of handcuffs and was about to torture him.

Liu Xu suddenly remembered the conversation with the nervous policeman earlier.

wipe!They are really coming!

Liu Xu looked carefully at the policemen and suddenly smiled.

"I figured it out. If you want to avoid being hurt by power, you need more power. If you don't have any power to rely on, then you can only pray that the harm will not happen to you."

The leading policeman frowned. What he said in his heart, this is not for you to give a report on the perception of philosophy of life. You have to comprehend slowly in the prison, and there are many profound experiences!

"Don't talk nonsense, come back with me if you have anything to say, and I promise to let you talk enough."

"Don't you think the sky is very blue today?" Liu Xu pointed upwards with his hands, and retreated to the room while talking.

What does this mean?

Several policemen looked at each other, feeling very bewildered. Seeing Liu Xu retreating into the room, as if he wanted to escape or resist, they all gathered together to block the door, and followed Liu Xu's pace to push into the room little by little.

Seeing that the police were lured in, Liu Xu waved and snapped his fingers.

"People are doing it, and the sky is watching. If the sky doesn't punish, I will punish you!"

As soon as the fingering sound fell, several policemen felt dizzy and weak in limbs, and they all fainted on the ground.

Liu Xu stepped over the bodies of several policemen and walked out of the house.

After dealing with a few policemen, Liu Xu took out his mobile phone and dialed He Changxiong's number.

"Brother He!"

He Changxiong was woken up in his sleep, his mind was still in a daze, he looked up at his watch, it was only after 5 o'clock.

"Master Liu, why did you get up so early today?"

"Hehe, I don't want to either, I was woken up."

"Are you awake? Did something happen?" Since Liu Xu told him that he was woken up, He Changxiong naturally began to think, whether this was a talking point of Liu Xu, and he was going to mention something else.