Save the Two-dimensional Devil

After waking up, He Damei was not in a hurry to dress up. Anyway, she was at home and she was used to being lazy.

Besides, she is very beautiful even without a face, why should she dress up?

Miss He Damei chattered until after eleven o'clock and finally had the breakfast left by Liu Xu, sitting on the sofa and reading a book.

It is not a profound book, nor is it a book of wisdom.

Just ordinary storybooks, children's storybooks.

He Jing believes that a woman can be snobbish, vicious, and sinister, but she must have a childlike innocence.

Therefore, she always reads fairy tales for two hours every weekend.

He Damei is such a woman, she looks naive, but after thinking about it carefully, she still has such a reason.

When Liu Xu heard her theory before, he couldn't help slamming his lips and said: "If you were born in ancient times, you must be a woman like the master of the harem."

At this time, He Damei would always reply: "You are a bit outdated when you say that you are the master of the harem now. I am now a red flag, and those outside you are colorful flags. If I don't have the consciousness to be a red flag, then I will be with someone who doesn't." Like party members, it is dangerous."

At that time, Liu Xu was astonished.

He Damei didn't read fairy tale books to show off, pretending to be profound.

She reads fairy tale books because she really thinks they are beautiful, and she can really read them, and she can laugh when she sees them that are happy.

……

Liu Xu has been busy at Zheng Shuang's house all day, it should be said that he played with the mother and daughter all day.

Zheng Shuang wanted to create opportunities for Liu Xu and Che Xiao, but as the saying goes, the emperor is not in a hurry for eunuchs, but for this mother and daughter, the queen is not in a hurry for court ladies.

Zheng Shuang intends to help her mother and Liu Xu, but Che Xiao always clicks on it.

Although Che Xiao once had some radical things with Liu Xu, they all happened under certain circumstances. At that time, he felt that he was quite cute, and he was far from having sex with Liu Xu!

She is not a little girl, nor is she a boudoir who needs a man to comfort her. She is a strong woman with a successful career. Although she will think about it after her daughter confiscated those "toys", but after so many years, most of them are used to it.

So no matter how busy Zheng Shuang was, he still didn't leave Liu Xu at home overnight.

It wasn't that Liu Xu didn't want to stay, but that he knew he had to go home at [-]:[-] every night, otherwise He Damei would definitely oppress him.

……

On this day, Liu Xu received a call today.

He never believed that this number would call him, because it was Zhu Songhua, his deadly enemy, who called Liu Xu.

If there are old enemies in this world, Zhu Songhua and Liu Xu are natural enemies.

Basically, he is the kind of person who can fight when they meet, but Zhu Songhua actually called Liu Xu, he really can't believe it!

But what Liu Xu couldn't believe was that Zhu Songhua decided to invite him to dinner, and Liu Xu was scared to pee at that time.

But then I thought about it, I had to go, if I didn't go, I would be too cowardly.

So Liu Xu went to a restaurant that Zhu Songhua had agreed upon. When he arrived, she was flipping through the menu.

Zhu Songhua wore a small suit, uniform skirt, black silk and high heels in a very capable and seductive attire.

She handed the menu to Liu Xu and said, "You order, and I'll pay."

Liu Xu looked at the serious Zhu Songhua, and thought: "What kind of moth is she messing with?"

However, he wasn't scared too much, so Liu Xu decisively ordered a dozen dishes.

Looking back at Zhu Songhua, I saw a broken chopstick in front of Zhu Songhua's hand.

After resolutely rejecting a limited-time dish worth [-] yuan, Zhu Songhua looked up at him and said, "I want to tell you something."

Liu Xu said, "Tell me, I know you won't treat me to dinner for nothing."

Zhu Songhua resisted the urge to kill the beast in front of her, and said, "Be my boyfriend!"

Liu Xugang took a sip of water, and choked when he heard Zhu Songhua's words.

"Crackling cough..."

He patted his chest quickly, and Liu Xu came back to his senses. When he looked at Zhu Songhua again, her eyes were full of murderous intent.

Liu Xu said: "Mr. Zhu, I really feel that the two of us are not suitable, and..."

Before Liu Xu finished speaking, Zhu Songhua said: "I know we two are not suitable, wait until I finish speaking, my family will find me a boyfriend, but I don't like those men, so I will take you Go back and show them, how about letting the family die to find a boyfriend for me?"

Liu Xu felt a little bit pained, no, it was very painful.

Zhu Songhua leaned on the chair, and said calmly: "You really think I'll take a fancy to you? Just like you, you want muscles but no muscles, you want looks but no looks, you look sallow and emaciated, and your sex ability may not be good enough. Whoever chooses you is stupid."

After Zhu Songhua said so much, Liu Xu just looked at Zhu Songhua and said: "You finally admit that you are brain-dead."

……

Chapter 2029 Bleeding Again

With a "click", another chopstick broke.

At this time the food came, Liu Xu decided to eat the food first, Zhu Songhua didn't eat much, and wanted to talk to him, but seeing Liu Xu's mouth was full of greasy food, he had no choice but to sit there resentfully and watch him eat the whole table. Finished, finished a drink.

At this moment, she looked at Liu Xu again and said, "Now, can you reply whether I agree or disagree?"

Liu Xu shaved his teeth and said, "I ate all the food, can you disagree?"

Zhu Songhua stood up, paid the bill and said: "Well, I paid the bill, you are my boyfriend now."

Liu Xu couldn't stop laughing in his heart. He liked to do this kind of thing of being someone else's boyfriend.

Because generally speaking, if a woman finds you as her boyfriend, it means that you are not far from getting her.

Zhu Songzhen also sniggered in his heart, cursing secretly: "This bastard is really an idiot. When I was looking for someone else, everyone asked me about my family background first. He agreed without even asking? And he dismissed it after a meal. Wait a minute. Take him home and see how he gets out of embarrassment, alas, I don't know if he can handle Grandpa."

……

With a gentle breeze, Li Mu hung up the phone and pushed open the door of Li Xue's room with a bowl of hot soup.

Li Xue, who was reading comics, saw her father walking in with a bowl of soup, and couldn't help saying, "Oh, Dad, you didn't knock on the door."

Li Mu stepped forward to take a look at the manga, and said, "Looking at City Hunter again!"

Li Xue took the soup from Li Mu's hand, put it on the table and said, "Okay, okay, I'll drink the soup, Dad, let's go out!"

Li Mu glanced at his wayward daughter, and said, "I'll take care of the matter for you. That guy named Zhang Xudong will shed a layer of skin if he doesn't die this time."

Li Xue stopped pushing her father's hand and said happily, "Really?"

Li Mu narrowed his eyes and said, "Remove it."

Li Xue chuckled and said, "Thank you, Dad."

Li Mu smiled: "Now you can claim credit in front of him, it's really a girl who doesn't want to stay. Dad does things for his son-in-law and doesn't let his daughter discipline him."

Li Xue blushed and said, "What son-in-law, I never said I would marry him."

Li Mu smiled and went out.

Li Xue took a sip of the soup made by her father, glanced at the City Hunter comics spread out on the table, and raised a mysterious smile at the corner of her mouth, but soon she twisted her face, raised her small fist, and moved towards the open door. The window waved his fist and said, "Hmph, how dare you not come to me and watch me beat you to death."

……

Liu Xu didn't go to work in the hospital today. He went to Che Xiao's house early in the morning and spent a day with the older sister. At night, he reluctantly left the older sister's house.

As soon as I got downstairs, I received a call from Liu Yan. On the phone, Liu Yan greeted me with a smile: "What are you doing!"

Liu Xu chuckled, thinking that there is a good place to go tonight, so he replied: "I miss you!"

"I hate it, I'll talk nonsense." Liu Yan blamed, and then said: "Come to the TV station to pick me up, I'm going to get off work soon, let's have a meal together."

Liu Xu said sweetly, "Do it again, what you love to do."

Liu Yan groaned, and said, "Can't you do it?"

"Depend on……"

Liu Xu swears, does Liu Yan still remember what happened last time?

Sure enough, Liu Yan said again: "Could it be possible for you to find an old Chinese doctor to take care of your illness?"

"I'm not sick." Liu Xu roared angrily.

Liu Yan laughed and said, "Okay, I slipped and fell that time! I know you're not sick, come to the TV station to pick me up! Well, I'll give you twenty minutes, I'm going to be on the show soon, twenty Down in a minute."

Hearing Liu Yan's voice, Liu Xu couldn't help but think of Yuzu in the restaurant that time, took a deep breath, and said to himself, "I must teach her a lesson tonight."

……

Parked the car downstairs at the Modu TV station, and waited for Liu Yan to get off work.

Sure enough, Liu Yan, who got off the show after [-] minutes, ran downstairs, opened the car door and sat in Liu Xu's Magotan.

Liu Yan kissed Liu Xu on the face, and said, "Take me to dinner."

Liu Xu glanced at her and said, "Okay, what do you want to eat?"

Liu Yan thought for a while and said, "Let me think about it."

Liu Xu grinned and held her in his arms, kissed her on the mouth, and said, "Shall I eat you first!"

Against the backdrop of the night light, Liu Yan's face was rosy and pleasant, her eyes were watery, and she was intoxicated in Liu Xu's arms.

Liu Xu let her go, and said, "Okay, there's a good preserved meat restaurant in front, let's go eat preserved meat."

Liu Yan was so ashamed that she could only let Liu Xu manipulate her.

……

Chunji Lamei Restaurant is a long-established Lamei restaurant in Shanghai. The bacon here is a must. After the meal, there is basically no absence here.

Sometimes it takes an hour to reserve a seat. Perhaps Liu Xu and Liu Yan were lucky. When they arrived, there happened to be a seat for two that was empty.

After the two sat down, they fell silent.

The battlefield for the two of them is not on the lips, but under the table...

"Liu Xu, let's stop eating. Go back, I want it."

"Let you tease me, now you know it's uncomfortable!" Liu Xu patted Liu Yan's feet, signaling her to stop, "Okay, let's eat, I will feed you well when I get home."