Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"No, I'm a woodpecker!" Hu Xing shook his head and said.
"Why?" Song Zhuer didn't understand, Hu Xing was born in the year of the 90s.
"mua! mua! mua!" Song Zhuer didn't understand, so Hu Xing kissed her many times in a row to let her understand why.
"Puchi!" Master Song really understood now.
"Hee hee~ You see we are a match made in heaven."
"A horse and a tiger are a superior match." Song Zhuer was very happy that her zodiac sign and Hu Xing were so well matched.
"Why are you superstitious about these things?" Hu Xing was dumbfounded.
"This is what my mother said." Song Zhuer said that Hu Xing's mother told her.
"It's true, my mother likes to watch this kind of thing, and he knows the best about zodiac signs and marriages." Hu Xing also knows his mother very well.
"Our mother said, you who are horses are most suitable for dogs, tigers, and pigs."
"I'm a Tiger~" Song Zhuer seemed to be brainwashed.
Nowadays, many young people like to watch constellations and so on.
But in Hu Xing's family, they don't believe in the marriage of zodiac signs, but like the marriage of zodiac signs.
Although Hu Xing didn't believe in this, the old man was born at the end of the Qing Dynasty, so he still attached great importance to marriage.
Of course, it’s best to choose the one with the right zodiac sign. If it’s not suitable, but if the relationship is pleasing, then that’s okay. Anyway, their family doesn’t believe in Western things like constellations, they believe in China’s own.
But this is just talk, not really.
As long as you get along well, no matter what the zodiac sign matches, it is okay.
What's more, Hu Xing will not be bound by these things at all.
"Really, just listen to it. Our mother is just a witch. Don't listen to her brainwashing you."
"Otherwise, you will hear next time, what our mother said, you should have a baby as soon as possible, so that you will be healthy in the future, and your children will be smarter."
"Haha~ It's true, my mother has already told me this, saying that I am the most suitable to have a child at the age of 19. It is the golden age of a woman. After giving birth, I will go to college. This is the way to live a wonderful life. The future children It will also make you smarter." Song Zhuer now believed that her mother-in-law's words were all brainwashing.
"That's right, our mother is a witch, otherwise you will be such a stickler on the show in the future, do you follow me? Isn't it because our mother has been urging me to have a child for her to hold a grandson all these years, and said these fortune-telling things for me listen."
"I've listened to it a lot, so I used this to make fun of it in variety shows." After Hu Xing and Song Zhuer got off the elevator, they let her down.
"But I just want to give birth to you." Song Zhuer hugged Hu Xing after riding the electric bike.
"I also like that you give birth to me, but you are still young, wait until you grow up." Of course Hu Xing hoped that Master Song would give birth to her.
"I want to have twins." Song Zhuer said that she wanted twins.
"If it's twins, it's either twins, or a pair of boy twins, not girls." Hu Xing expressed his opinion.
"Why can't my daughter have twins?!" Song Zhuer was very depressed.
"The twin daughters are so cute and beautiful. I am worried that they will fall in love with a man at the same time in the future, so who should I cry to? Originally, when my daughter got married, I felt like I was cutting flesh. If they fell in love with a man at the same time, So what should I do? So absolutely not."
"If it's twin sons, and they like a girl at the same time, then I'll applaud them when they fight." Hu Xing is so unscrupulous.
"Hey~" Song Zhuer hugged Hu Xing, and then said in his ear: "Don't talk about the child, when will you make me a woman, this is what you really need to consider?! "
Song Zhu'er said this suddenly, causing Hu Xing's hands to shake, and he almost hit the flowerbed.
"Fairy, you're riding a bike, don't talk about such topics that make me very uneasy." Hu Xing said and slapped Song Zhuer's beautiful legs.
"Oops!" The pain was a little painful, but Song Zhuer called it very cutely.
"Then I don't care, I'm already 15 years old, don't you want to experience a girl my age, this may be the only time in your life." Master Song continued to seduce Hu Xing.
As for Hu Xing, he shook his head while thinking in his heart.
I have already experienced it, and Zhang Yuying is only 16 years old, so isn't she already his woman?
So, he has experienced it and has no regrets.
"Are you thinking, when will you attack me? Hurry up, Miss Sister, I'll be waiting for you." There is nothing wrong with saying that she is a goblin.
"Fairy, do you really want to get pregnant in high school?" Hu Xing was very powerless, really.
"I happen to be 15 years old. As long as I am willing and really get pregnant, it will be a matter of course and there will be no obstacles?" How did Mr. Song learn this so well?Hu Xing was thinking.
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"It's bad for your reputation." Hu Xing was very protective of his wife.
"emmm~" Song Zhuer acted like a baby to Hu Xing.
"Well, don't you spoil you very much now, just enjoy my pampering you, why do you have to cater to my family's request, really, be obedient, and be a mother when it's time for you to get pregnant." Hu Xing stopped the car, Master Song wrinkled his nose when he came down.
"Boom!" Hu Xing put his arms around Song Zhuer, without any scruples about so many students coming and going at the school gate, he still hugged Song Zhuer in his arms, and then tasted her little mouth.
"Hey~ I won't eat dinner tonight." After the kiss, Song Zhuer was mischievous again
"I see, I'll bring you dinner tonight." Hu Xing really had no other choice, so he agreed to bring her dinner tonight.
"One more kiss." Master Song was very clingy, kissing one after another.
"Boom." Kissed again, really kissed again, which made the students coming and going at the school bleed in their hearts.
Master Song, this is the school belle of the High School Affiliated to China Normal University, 20 is their school belle, but now she is dating Hu Xing, don't you think it can't be bloody?
Seeing Song Zhuer trotting into the school gate, Hu Xing turned around in the car.
"Master, it's not good for you to be like this. Kissing boys at the school gate, don't you know that dating is not allowed in school?" The dean of students, who was checking the students wearing school uniforms at the school gate, said to Song Zhuer.
"Director, the master didn't fall in love at school, but outside the school." The master said with a smile.
"That's also a relationship. Although the object of the relationship is the pride of our school, this is not acceptable." The dean of students said dumbfounded.
"Yeah, how about this, director, can I give my boyfriend's phone number?"
"You call my boyfriend and force him to break up with me." Zhu'er is so weird, not only the dean of students can't laugh or cry, even the students in the student union laughed.
How famous is Hu Xing's reputation in this school?Needless to say.
Hu Xing's mother is the English teacher of this school.
At the same time, the former Hu Xing was also a famous figure in school.
Naturally, the dean of training didn't care less about Hu Xing at the beginning, but he just couldn't control him.
"Forget it then, I'm famous enough in variety shows now."
"Master, please tell Hu Xing when you have time, and tell him not to just say bad things about the dean on the show, but also to praise the dean for my goodness, and to tease the dean all day long, it's not good." The dean asked Master, tell Hu Xing well.
"Hey~ Who told the dean of training that you always wanted to get into trouble with my boyfriend, are you okay now?"
"I don't care about it, now I just want to study hard and improve every day." Master Song was happy and mischievous.
"Are you still studying hard and making progress every day? That's what Hu Xing told me back then. You have to study hard and make progress every day. But, after class, you go to bed from morning to night. Is this why you study hard and make progress every day?" the dean laughed angrily. Said.
"That's because he understood everything the teacher taught and didn't want to listen, so he went to bed." Song Zhuer stood here chatting with the dean of students.
"Yes, this is. At that time, all the teachers in the school knew that Hu Xing had good grades in all subjects."
"But, he obviously knows how to do it. He always fails in the exams. Isn't this burying the teachers?" the dean of students said depressedly.
"It's no good to take the first place in the exam. Of course, he doesn't want to spend this time to take the exam. It's so good."
"He said that if he comes first in the test, the school will arrange for him to participate in some competitions, such as Mathematical Olympiad competitions, composition competitions, and oral English competitions."
"He didn't think it was too troublesome, so he failed all the exams, so easy." After Song Zhuer explained, the dean of students was also very powerless.
"What about you, your English is so good, the school arranged for you to participate in the competition, will you go?!"
"Hey~ Don't! There are others with better English scores than me. Jiang Xin from Class 5, Senior [-], is better than me. The school should ask Jiang Xin to compete." Song Zhuer stuck out her tongue after she finished speaking, and trotted to the classroom.
Seeing Song Zhuer like this, the dean of students couldn't help laughing angrily: "Really, she looks like her boyfriend. She doesn't like trouble, and she doesn't like to win glory for the school."
Song Zhuer came to the classroom, just in time to start self-study in the morning, ready to go to class.
"Master, you kissed my Hu Xingopa again, I hate you!" Song Zhuer came to the school, and her classmates wailed at her.
"You guys know it so soon?" Master Song didn't expect it to be so soon.
"Of course I know. Many students in the school saw it and took pictures and sent it to the school's WeChat group or QQ group. You see, it's still super clear."
"The most important thing is that you actually stuck out your tongue! Emmm..." The pitiful appearance of these female classmates of Song Zhuer made Song Zhuer helpless.
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you, I kissed your idol brother." Song Zhuer apologized now.
Not long after, Jiang Fang walked into the classroom with textbooks and some materials.
"Class!" After Jiang Fang walked in, she said that class was over, and Song Zhuer quickly stood up: "Stand up!"
Song Zhuer is the class representative of the English class. When the teacher came to class and shouted to stand up, of course the class representative had to shout.
Jiang Fang asked the students to sit down, and then some students said: "Mr. 397, student Song Zhuer kissed your son again."
"Again?!" Jiang Fang really didn't know, so she asked again.
"Yes, we kissed again. Teacher, every time your son sent his classmate to school, they would kiss at the school gate. We expressed our sadness, what should we do?!" say.
"Student Song Zhuer stand up." Jiang Fang supported the podium with both hands, looking at Song Zhuer.
Song Zhuer stood up without smiling, but with a serious face.
"Is it true?" Jiang Fang, as an English teacher and class teacher, of course has to manage the students well.
"It's true." Master Song would admit it.
"The next time you kiss, block it a little bit, don't let the students see it so clearly, are you ashamed or not?" Who is Jiang Fang?Hu Xing's mother, Hu Xing is so dishonest, how serious can a mother be?
"Haha~" Master Song didn't expect her mother to be so rude all of a sudden.
"Ah~~~" Now the whole class was unhappy and screamed loudly.
"Hehe~ Well, don't be discouraged, female students, you all have the opportunity to be the teacher's daughter-in-law."
"As long as you perform well, magnify your own advantages, and attract the attention of the teacher's son, then you all have a chance."
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