Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Puff~haha~" He Jiong and the others looked at Xie Na like this, but they had already lowered their heads, and their saliva was about to spit out from their laughter.
"..." During the entire recording scene, everyone laughed, only Xie Na, who had been tricked, didn't laugh, and Hu Xing, who had succeeded in the trick, didn't laugh either, but just spread his hands proudly at Xie Na.
This action is to tell Xie Na, there is no way, to tell you that I want to trick you, but you still fall into the trap, and I don't want to do this, but you are too cooperative with me.
"Not convinced?!" Seeing Xie Na like this, Hu Xing seemed to be not convinced.
"Not convinced!" Xie Na slapped the table to say that he was not convinced, Hu Xing was very satisfied, and snapped his fingers at Xie Na: "Crack!"
"I just like our Sister Na's refreshing energy. Let's have another one." After snapping his fingers, Hu Xing asked Xie Na: "Do you know the difference between you and Tang Seng in Journey to the West when you were recording Happy Camp?"
"While recording the quick book?!" Xie Na was so confused, what kind of routine is this.
"???" He Jiong didn't know, and looked at Hu Xing with question marks all over his face.
"Don't you know??!" Hu Xing asked Xie Na if he didn't know.
"Tang Monk eats vegetarian food, you eat lotus root!" Hu Xing looked at Xie Na with a smile, and told her the answer.
"Eat lotus root?!" Xie Na couldn't react immediately.
"Pig, Hu Xing is calling you ugly." Chen He is smart, and he immediately understood Hu Xing's tricks.
"Why does eating lotus root mean ugly?" Even He Jiong couldn't understand.
"Eat lotus root~ugly!" Chen He got up and read out quickly.
"Hahaha~" After Chen He spelled it out, He Jiong and Xie Na both laughed like idiots.
There is really no way to be sure of Hu Xing's routine, it is too nonsensical.
"I said, is it necessary for you? Come here, give Hu Xing a three-shot combo?" Chen He is the person with the fewest routines on Hu Xing's show.
Even Reba is good, Hu Xing did not miss her routines on the show.
But only Chen He, who has a high IQ and a quick mind, is difficult for Hu Xing to catch him.
Xie Na lay on the table and kept patting the table, obviously this time he was ashamed by Hu Xing's venomous tongue.
For the first time, Hu Xing routinely called her stupid brother (Daddy).
The second time, Hu Xing complained that she had no brains.
The third time, Hu Xing called her ugly in a disguised form.
It's been three times, the real three times, and they've all set her off in such an upright manner, without any temper at all.
Even if I tell you, you are fine if you want to be tricked next time, but you just have no way to prevent it. It is very difficult not to be tricked, so you can only be silently tricked by Hu Xing.
"Hehe~ I found that every time Hu Xing and Nana got in touch, they would absolutely hate each other."
"It doesn't matter whether it's in the circle of friends or on Weibo, it's the same, as long as we talk about it, we're talking about each other." He Jiong understands these two people too well.
"Next time Reba comes to our Kuaiben, I will get it back from Reba." Xie Na warned Hu Xing, be careful with your girlfriend.
"Hehe, it's as if if I knew it, I wouldn't discredit you on my show." Hu Xing also made an exaggerated expression.
Well, even if the opening is full of gunpowder, it adds a lot of attention to the audience.
Hu Xing said to Xie Na very calmly: "Okay, I won't trick you, lest you get pregnant later."
"What? Haha~" Hearing this, Xie Na quickly stood up, then ran to Hu Xing's side and slapped him.
The topic of pregnancy is the most sensitive topic for Xie Na now.
She has been married for two years, and now everyone is urging her to have a baby, but there is no movement at all.
And Xie Na also said that he wanted to have a baby, but now there is no movement,
Hu Xing brought up this topic again on the show, didn't it happen that Xie Nashi went to beat him in shame and anger.
"Haha~" He Jiong and the others didn't expect that Hu Xing would be so joking, thank you...
"It's wrong, it's wrong, stop making trouble, or you'll really get angry." Hu Xing added something at the end, which made Xie Nashi lie on the table and laugh non-stop.
"I really shouldn't have come to this show." Xie Na regretted it now, really regretted it.
Chapter 0658 The species that men hate the most
"Okay, actually Nana came today and we asked for the refrigerator. I'm really very happy."
"And Chen He, too. Both of them can be regarded as the most popular second-in-command in my program and Hu Xing's program." Teacher He said so, Xie Na said: "Yo, the running men are all Hu Xing show?!"
"No, no, don't talk nonsense, I didn't say this, but Teacher He said it." ~ Hu Xing quickly waved his hand.
"Why, Hu Xing, don't you admit it?!" He Jiong asked Hu Xing with a smile.
"Okay, Teacher He, if you really want to find a place for Xie Na like this, I guess it's time for you to doubt life later." Chen He told Teacher He not to make trouble at this time.
"Oh, yes, yes, sorry to bother you." He Jiong quickly apologized, but he couldn't continue at this time.
"Speaking of which, Xie, the media has always said that Mr. He is your best friend, right?!" Hu Xing held the script and asked Xie who was diagonally opposite.
"That's right, they are really best friends, such good best friends, our relationship is really nothing to say." Xie Na was very serious and formal, she and Mr. He were really best friends.
"Heh~ male girlfriends? A species that all men hate." Hu Xing said, and glanced at Mr. He in a disgusted and mocking tone.
"Hahaha~" Hu Xing's eyes, expression and tone were so perfect that everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing after seeing it.
"What's wrong with male girlfriends? Why are they the most hated species of men?" He Jiong didn't understand, who did he provoke?How to become the most hated species of men.
"Let's talk, there are really not many men in the world who like their girlfriend to be close to men other than their boyfriend and husband."
"But male girlfriends are different. They can hold hands very intimately, sit very close to chat, and talk about various topics. It seems normal, but some words and deeds make you angry."
"For example, if you get angry when you are joking, girls will lean on their male girlfriends and laugh."
"This is, a possessive man, it makes me feel uncomfortable after seeing it."
"What is a male best friend is a species that looks like a rival in love but is not. Whoever sees who gets angry, hates the existence of this species the most. I wish I could eliminate one by one." Hu Xing was talking about the feelings of many male compatriots
"I feel the same way!" Chen He pointed at Hu Xing and said, it was really what you said.
"The so-called male girlfriends are those who cannot be enemies but can only be friends."
"But sometimes when I see a male girlfriend, I want to strangle him to death, because this is the only man who dares to talk to my wife in front of me, and can still fight with my wife."
"Yes, I'm talking about you, Zhu Yawen, don't get so close to my Song Jia, or I'll be your wife's boyfriend, believe it or not." Now Hu Xing has already revealed who it is.
"Haha~" It seems that Hu Xing hates male girlfriends.
But thinking about it, a straight man like Hu Xing, of course, couldn't stand his wife getting too close to his boyfriend.
Fortunately, the relationship between Song Jia and Zhu Yawen is really very good.
Who is Hu Xing?Who is that kind of possessive, domineering, number one man in the world.
Even if it was a man other than him, if he wanted to take a photo alone with Reba, he would feel uncomfortable. How could a jealous man allow his woman to have a boyfriend?
"To be honest, I also hate that my girlfriend has a boyfriend." Chen He felt the same way.
"Yes, she can have as many girlfriends as she wants." Hu Xing thought there was nothing wrong with this.
"But for a female girlfriend, the female girlfriend will often ask her to go shopping, buy lipstick, buy clothes and so on?!" He Jiong said a few words for the male girlfriend.
"I'd rather she go shopping and buy clothes with her girlfriend, than I don't want my girlfriend to say a word to the so-called male girlfriend."
"I'd rather my girlfriend let her buy the entire department store, and I don't want to see my girlfriend messing with my boyfriend." Hu Xing said straight.
"Haha~" Hu Xing seemed to really hate how much he was stimulated by the so-called male girlfriends.
"I don't believe that Zhang Jue has such a big heart that he would allow Mr. He to be so devoted to chatting with Xie Nayou." Hu Xing talked about Zhang Jue.
"Really! Brother Jie won't mind this." Xie Na said very, very seriously.
"Is it true that when you were chatting with Mr. He, Zhang Jue just sat beside you silently and didn't talk much, so as not to disturb you?" Hu Xing asked Xie Na.
"That's right, Brother Jie really doesn't bother us." Xie Na also made it official.
"Is it true that Zhang Jie will also laugh along with you when you chat happily?"
"Is it true that when you chat with him, he will happily chat with you?" Xie Na nodded every time Hu Xing asked a question.
"Yes, one of what you said is correct." Xie Na nodded.
"That's right, this is a man who is looking at his wife and chatting with his so-called male best friend, but he doesn't know how to interrupt him, showing embarrassment and low presence."
"You guys had a good time chatting. If he cuts in and breaks you, thank you, you will be upset instead."
"If you don't interrupt, he doesn't understand the topic you are talking about, so he will have a low sense of existence."
"This kind of interruption is not true, and it is not true if you don't interrupt. Let him sit by the side and not speak in silence, just pretend to smile and look at you. This usually means that you care about it and want to find a common topic to insert into it."
"At the same time, if I'm not wrong, Xie Na, when you were joking with Teacher He, you often hugged Teacher He's shoulder and laughed?" Hu Xing's analysis made Xie Na and He Jiong completely confused. .
Really hit all of them, one is not bad.
"Let me tell you, man, no man can tolerate his girlfriend or wife, and have such a good relationship with men other than himself."
"If there is, it means that this man doesn't love you enough. For having such a good opposite sex by your side, he still acts dispensable, which also shows that you are dispensable to him."
"Only those who really love you and care about you will be nervous about any man around you, especially the species of male compatriots."
"The same is true for women. If you really love your husband, then you should know how to keep a distance from your male friends and colleagues."
"If you want to say that you are a good colleague and a good friend of the opposite sex, that's fine; you can chat whatever you want, but don't rely on male colleagues or male friends, even if you hold hands."
"This will irritate your man. Once your man can't take it anymore, he will explode. After the outbreak, he will say that he is just a friend or a colleague. Don't worry so much. What's there to be jealous about?"
"Once you women say such things, it's over." Hu Xing was speaking for the majority of male compatriots at this time.
"..." Xie Na was stunned, and so was the chef Hu Shasha present.
Chapter 0659 How many girlfriends?
"Because a man's sense of crisis is very strong, if you are nice to a second man other than your boyfriend, this will give a man the illusion that this man is the man you are looking for, and your current A boyfriend is just a spare tire."
"Don't say anything, you haven't thought about it like this, you women are the same, seeing your boyfriend or husband is so nice to girls other than you, what you think is what men think at that time what."
"So these are all symmetrical, don't have any girlfriends of the opposite sex come out, the probability of accidents is too high." Hu Xing said with a disgusted face...
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