Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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Talking about the task to be done today, what kind of workplace scheming, but it is still a bit boring.
If he doesn't do something, he always feels that the first episode of the second season is not good if it doesn't have something to watch.
Hu Xing came out and saw an electric car in front of him. Anyway, another Tmall supermarket was also some distance away, so why did he have to walk there?Why not ride there?
With such an idea in mind, Hu Xing rode an electric bike in the past, so that he could have some strength left.
"Hu Xing, wait a minute." When he saw Hu Xing going to look for an electric car, Huang Bo followed him.
"Are you going there too?!" Hu Xing asked when he saw Huang Bo also came down.
"That's right." Huang Bo came over, and Hu Xing took out the leaves that he had just picked by the tram.
"Do you know what this is?!" Holding the leaf, Hu Xing asked Huang Bo.
"A leaf?" This is a leaf, isn't the question nonsense?
"You'll know when you step on it." Hu Xing said and put the leaves on the ground for Huang Bo to step on them.
"Why?!" Huang Bo didn't even understand. Could it be that there is something famous about this leaf?
"Really, you will know when you step on it." Hu Xing said very seriously
Huang Bo was also curious, what kind of leaf is this?
Hearing what Hu Xing said, Huang Bo stepped on it, and his feet stamped on the leaves.
In other words, his whole body stood on top of the leaves.
"Do you know what it is now?!" Now, Huang Bo should know.
"I don't know? Why did you let me stand on the leaves?" Huang Bo didn't know, so he asked Hu Xing.
"Zhu Liye." Hu Xing told Huang Bo like that, should he understand?
"..." When Huang Bo heard this, he immediately understood why.
"Hahaha~" At this moment, the audience had already clapped their hands and laughed loudly, looking at the helpless Huang Bo.
Even a bad national uncle like Huang Bo was successfully caught by Hu Xing.
Now it seems that in the extreme challenge, there is no one who can really deal with Hu Xing.
Last season, Huang Bo was able to make two moves against Hu Xing, but now, it is completely gone.
"You haha~" Huang Bo also smiled so weakly that he bent over, this routine is really a bit invincible.
Hu Xing leaned on the electric car and looked at Huang Bo proudly.
However, Huang Bo refused to admit defeat. After seeing that the key of Hu Xing's electric car had been turned on, Huang Bo stretched out his hand to turn the handle of the electric car to accelerate.
Just the moment Huang Bo turned, the electric car drove forward by itself.
"Hey, hey~" Hu Xing, who was leaning on the electric scooter, stretched out his hands to grab the handles on both sides in a panic after the electric scooter suddenly moved forward.
But because he didn't sit on the electric car, he was holding the handlebar with both hands, and he didn't pay attention to it with his right hand. After twisting it, the electric car continued to move forward, but before the Hu Xingren got up, he wanted to turn the electric car to stop.
But Hu Xing, who couldn't stop, put his feet on the ground, trying to force the car to brake with his feet.
But it was useless, because his own hand was still accelerating the electric car because he didn't pay attention.
This also caused Hu Xing to rely on the electric car to circle the park.
"Hey hey~ can't stop! The tram can't stop!" Hu Xing kept shouting, but because he didn't ride the electric car, he couldn't control the direction.
Just like that, Hu Xing relied on the runaway electric car and was taken away by the electric car.
Holding the handlebars of the electric car with both hands, but the feet are on the side, being driven by the electric car to run continuously
This scene is very hilarious and very funny.
There was a flower garden ahead, Hu Xing couldn't stop, so he crashed into the flower garden with the electric car.
"Hahaha~" This sudden situation made Huang Bo lie on the ground laughing.
"Haha~" Huang Bo, who was lying on the ground, even rolled over with laughter.
At this time, Hu Xing crashed into the flower garden with his electric car on his back, and stopped, but he was ashamed and embarrassed.
He knew that if this scene was broadcast, many people would definitely be laughed at.
Hu Xing stood on the flower bed, just put his hands on his waist and looked at Huang Bo who was lying on the ground rolling.
I played tricks on him just now, and now Huang Bo has returned and tricked him once.
"Smile with a hammer, hurry up and help get the electric car out."
"This is Boss Ma's land. We have to compensate for the damage to his garden."
"The flower garden of the richest man, people are going to find out, even the underwear is not enough." Hu Xing shouted at Huang Bo angrily, telling this bad uncle to come and help quickly.
"Hey, I said what's wrong with you?" Huang Lei came out and saw one standing in the flowerbed and the other lying on the ground rolling. What happened?
"Return the skin?!" Huang Bo felt very relieved, let you say mine is Zhu Liye?
Hu Xing came out of the flower garden, and asked strangely: "This park is so big, why haven't I seen a single pet?!"
"This is the place to work, and this is Tmall International, how could there be pets." Huang Lei laughed.
"Brother Bo, if you want to keep a pet, do you like cats or dogs?" Hu Xing asked Huang Bo who was standing beside him after he got on the electric bike.
"Hey, I don't even have a few days at home, why would I want to raise a dog?"
"Then do you know what I want to raise?" Hu Xing also asked Huang Bo, this routine is coming.
Now Huang Bo is smarter, he doesn't intend to be tricked.
"Are you trying to say that you like raising me? You can get rich by raising pigs." Huang Bo has watched Hu Xing's show and knows that he has used this routine on the show, so he is determined not to be fooled this time.
"No, I just heard that raising children can prevent old age." After Hu Xing finished speaking, he patted the bewildered Huang Bo's head behind him with a kind face
"..." Huang Bo is really, and said dully, "It's impossible to guard against, is this?"
"Haha~" After listening to Huang Lei, he also felt that Hu Xing's routine was really hard to guard against.
As long as you are targeted by him, no matter how hard you struggle, it is useless, you will definitely be tricked.
Hu Xing sniffed now, and looked at Huang Bo with a miraculous squint.
"Let you play tricks on me just now, and let me crash into the flower garden in embarrassment."
"I, Hu Xing, don't take revenge overnight. I take revenge on the spot. This is my character; you have cooperated with me so many times, and it's not like you don't know." Hu Xing was very airy,
"Remember, when you're on a variety show, you just silently give me routines, bullying, and poisonous tongues."
"If you dare to resist, I will make you doubt life." Hu Xing has the ability to say such things, because it is true.
"I don't believe it yet." Huang Bo is also a man, and he is a famous old fritter, so he can't fall into Hu Xing's routine every time, really.
Chapter 0969
"Then let me ask you, if black is cool, purple is mysterious, red is boring, blue is noble, and fans are fake girls, what color do you think you are?!" Bo is convinced.
Huang Bo was very careful and vigilant to analyze the colors Hu Xing mentioned.
But no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a routine?A very normal question?
Huang Bo, who couldn't tell, answered Hu Xing self-hypnotically: "I'm a Virgo, and I'm boring, so I'm red."
"No, you're trash (le) trash (se)." After Hu Xing revealed his answer, Huang Bo closed his eyes silently.
"I don't want to do it, I want to go home." It's useless for Huang Bo to resist. Now, he just wants to go home quickly.
The three of them also went to the next Tmall supermarket and completed this task.
The task is done, the other physical groups have finished their work, and everyone gathers together.
"I'm tired and paralyzed." After Luo Zhixiang sat down, he was extremely tired.
"The intellectual work that was agreed upon has turned into physical work in the end." Zhang Yixing was also very tired about this.
After getting together, it was said that the human resources director wanted to interview them.
But the interview, what to talk about specifically, no one knows.
"The first 523, let's invite Sun Honglei first." The director said to let Sun Honglei go to reduce the director first.
"Me?!" Sun Honglei walked over after knowing that she was the first one.
"Brother, you are going in the wrong direction." Zhang Yixing also told Sun Honglei that he was going in the wrong direction.
"Haha~" Sun Honglei's IQ made Hu Xing unceremoniously complain about him.
"Just kidding, do you really think I don't know?!" Sun Honglei's thick skin is a bit invincible anyway.
"Yes, yes, you are very realistic." In order to save face, Hu Xing was very cooperative.
After entering, the director saw Sun Honglei and said to him: "You have the best grades, so, I want to know, because if you want to get rid of someone, who do you think you will eliminate?!"
"Hu Xing!" Sun Honglei almost didn't think about it, and chose Hu Xing immediately.
"Hu Xing? Are you sure?!" The director continued to ask Sun Honglei if he was really sure.
"Sure, Hu Xing is a stinky shameless person who doesn't work well at work. He molested our Tmall female employees all day long; he also stepped on more than N boats at the same time, a scumbag." Sun Honglei said, filled with righteous indignation, which made the later edit Director, I can't help but get skinny.
Sun Honglei said that Hu Xing was on more than N boats, so he put the heads of Hu Xing's girlfriends on the camera, which completely confirmed Sun Honglei's evaluation of Hu Xing, a scumbag.
"Although this is the case, Hu Xing is a very capable person." The human resources director smiled and said to Sun Honglei, who was just serious: "Yes, I know he is capable, but it is precisely because of his ability that That's why I choose him even more."
"Look, he is a person who can deal with all kinds of beauties. Will he work for our Tmall wholeheartedly? In his opinion, he is just a female employee who comes to our Tmall."
"As soon as he is a disaster, we must vote him out to reduce the harm of our Tmall female employees and increase their sense of security. This is what I must do as one of them." Sun Honglei said with integrity , the human resources director is also laughing.
In the end, Sun Honglei still didn't change, she chose Hu Xing.
The next person who came in was Huang Bo, who was almost the same, and Hu Xing was chosen immediately.
"Why did you eliminate him?!" Huang Bo thought it was a good question to ask.
"First of all, Hu Xing's emotional intelligence is not high, and he doesn't have a good relationship with me as a colleague."
"His mouth is mean, and he often scolds me, which makes me very embarrassing."
"This colleague's relationship is very disharmonious. Continue to let him work with us, but it will make the future work and cooperation even more incomprehensible."
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