Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"That's why I'm determined to get rid of Hu Xing; after all, we all hate scumbags with low EQ." Huang Bo's evaluation of Hu Xing is also a scumbag.
After that, Zhang Yixing, Hu Xing, Luo Zhixiang, and Huang Lei also went in one after another.
"Hu Xing, how many votes do you think you will get?!" Huang Bo asked Hu Xing with a smile.
"Except for Yixing's, I guess it's five votes." Hu Xing was helpless, but he was not in a hurry.
"You even voted for yourself?!" Luo Zhixiang was very surprised, he didn't expect Hu Xing to vote for himself.
"Isn't that necessary? It's my Yixing who loves me the most and won't vote for me." Hu Xing said and patted Zhang Yixing's head.
"I'm sorry, bro." Zhang Yixing's apology made Hu Xing stare at him with wide eyes.
"Hahaha~" Zhang Yixing didn't even say who he voted for, but his apology already hinted that the person he voted for was also Hu Xing.
"..." Hu Xing closed his eyes, these guys, really.
In the final result of the votes, it is no surprise that Hu Xing was full of votes.
For the result of full votes, Hu Xing really set a record.
In the next program, Hu Xing was messed with in various ways.
But recording programs here, there are really a lot of things to eat.
Finally, after leaving the Alibaba park, there were quite a few spectators watching after going to the next place.
After Hu Xing appeared, almost all the girls screamed loudly.
"Wow, really, Hu Xing is really popular." Seeing Hu Xing being popular with so many girls, Sun Honglei and the others were really envious and jealous.
In the following tasks, everyone has their own tasks to do.
Hu Xing finally got a job as a massage technician.
"Massage?!" After learning about this occupation, Hu Xing looked at the director in surprise: "Are there any female customers? I learned a lot of massage techniques useful for female customers from island movies, which are very useful." .”
"Hahaha~" Hu Xing, an old driver, said these massage techniques, which really made people laugh.
Hu Xing told everyone what it means to die if you don't drive.
But of course the column team couldn't be real, and arranged a female client for Hu Xing.
Everyone was carrying out their own work tasks, and no one was seen afterwards.
At night, after all the tasks were completed, the winner was Luo Zhixiang.
After the recording of the program is over, there will be an extreme challenge to be recorded again the next day.
However, the program recorded tomorrow will go to another city, and they will rush to live there that night.
For this, everyone has no opinion, the past is the past.
Came to another city to record a program, another day of program recording.
After two consecutive days of high-intensity program recording, to be honest, others were a little bit overwhelmed.
But because the second season just came back, they recorded for two consecutive days, and they all understood very well.
PS: The state is not very good recently, and writing variety shows has reached a bottleneck.
Chapter 0970
"Aha~" Hu Xing woke up early in the morning, yawning continuously.
This Saturday, Master Song doesn't have to go to school.
Although it is a key school, if Hu Xing used to go to school not only on Saturdays, but also on Sundays, only half-day breaks would be given on Sunday afternoons, and then he would continue to go to school on Sunday nights self-study.
At that time, Hu Xing really couldn't bear it. Anyway, he would go if he wanted to, and he wouldn't if he didn't want to.
Later, it was Hu Xing and the school leaders who responded to this matter, and then changed the curriculum arrangement of the Second High School Attached to East China Normal University, which had classes for six and a half days a week.
Song Zhuer is much better now, at least he can rest on Saturday and Sunday.
But Hu Xing, who came back from recording the show last night, was actually very late.
But Hu Xing, who only slept for three or four hours, was of course still a little sleepy.
He didn't know that today was Saturday, so he wanted to get up and make breakfast for Master Song, and then send her to school.
"Dong Dong~" Hu Xing knocked on Master Song's door.
"What?!" Song Zhuer struggled to get up and opened the door.
"Go to school." Hu Xing was a little weak, but he still wanted to remind Master Song to go to school.
"Honey, how is today Saturday?!" Song Zhuer was also very powerless, shrugged her shoulders, and told Hu Xing helplessly that today was Saturday.
"Saturday?" After learning that today is Saturday, Hu Xing was even more confused
"Stop talking nonsense, I don't have to go to school today, come in and serve this fairy to sleep back to the cage." Master Song dragged Hu Xing in as he spoke.
"Oh no, wait a minute, I'm still making breakfast, I'll turn off the fire first." Hu Xing still didn't forget to go over the fire, otherwise when they fell asleep and the pot continued to burn, there might be an accident .
After turning off the fire, Hu Xing went into Mr. Song's room, lifted the little girl's quilt, and got in himself, getting a good night's sleep.
Since it's not necessary to send this girl to school, it's convenient, go to sleep, it's best to sleep until night.
Hu Xing did not break his promise when he agreed to accompany Master Song well when he came back from recording the show.
It may be true, it's been a long time since I slept in Hu Xing's arms, this time I came back to sleep, Master Song slept comfortably.
If she hadn't fallen asleep and subconsciously reached out to grab something against her, she might not have woken up yet.
"Damn it, you woke me up again, you stinky bastard, I'll bite you off in the future." Master Song opened her sleepy eyes, muttering about the thing that woke her up.
"Hmph, it's actually as big as my arm, a damn thing." After waking up, Master Song felt the urge to urinate, and went to the bathroom.
Coincidentally, it happened that Song Jia also woke up.
"Little girl, you didn't go to school today?" Song Jia was surprised to see Master Song when she woke up.
"Saturday, Saturday, what's wrong with you and Hu Xing, don't you know what day it is today?!"
"We're not students, and we don't have to go to school. Why don't we keep track of the day of the week?" Song Jia walked into the bathroom, and Song Zhuer followed him: "Sister, my dear sister, why don't I call you auntie?!"
"I need to go to the bathroom, what are you doing here?!" Song Zhuer said to Song Jia with a very angry smile.
"Then go ahead, I won't stop you." Song Jia looked indifferent, but Master Song said, "Aren't you afraid of the eye of a needle?"
"Hahaha~ You're so funny, it's as if you haven't seen it before?"
"Don't forget, my sister is also a woman, and she understands the structure of our women better than you."
"Little girl, there's a lot of bullshit, why don't you just go to the bathroom?" Song Jia brushed her teeth by herself as she spoke, which made Master Song even more powerless.
"Hey, you are here, how can I be convenient?"
"Hurry up and get out, and come in after I'm done." Master Song asked, and of course Song Jia couldn't say anything, so she walked out while brushing her teeth.
Before going out, don't forget to grab your own face towel.
Song Jia stood at the door of the bathroom and closed the door for Master Song.
"After using it, remember to wash it, otherwise my husband will get itchy hands or mouth, and he will try it or eat it directly." Song Jia stood at the door and said deliberately.
"I don't need you to tell me." Master Song snarled at the eldest sister outside shyly.
"Haha~" Song Jia, who was brushing her teeth, smiled and looked at Na Zha who came out of the master bedroom.
"Just tease her, really, how old is she who still bullies my sister." Na Zha came out with messy hair and gave Song Jia a white look.
"Crack!" Song Zhuer opened the door and came out, looking at Song Jia angrily.
"Heh~ Where's my husband in your room?!" Hu Xing came back last night, but when he got up this morning, he was gone. According to their understanding of Hu Xing, it should be impossible to go out to work at this time.
If it was to send Master Song to school, then he might have already gone out to work.
But today is Saturday again, they don't remember, especially Hu Xing.
In this way, there is only one possibility, Hu Xing is in Master Song's room.
"That's right, I thought I was going to school today." Song Zhuer looked at the time, it was already past 9:40.
"Don't disturb him, he came back after 3 o'clock last night." Song Jia told the master not to disturb him.
"Oh." Song Zhuer also brushed his teeth and washed his face, and woke up, and would not be able to fall back to sleep again, and would disturb Hu Xing.
In the other room next to her, Zhao Liying also opened the door and walked out.
"Eh, I'm going to die." Zhao Liying's appearance made the Song sisters, Song Jia and Song Zhuer, who were brushing their teeth, say in unison: "Tell me, how can you live if you eat?!"
"Haha~" Zhao Liying, who was still weak at first, laughed when she heard the sisters asking her this, "It's poisonous, you guys, I remember watching "Longing for Life" last night."
Come on, you can live by eating.
This sentence was also said by Hu Xing to Zhao Liying in "Longing for Life".
And this sentence has become the hottest buzzword almost overnight.
The straight-forward questioning, as well as the tone, expression, and eyes of me watching you as a playwright, can be described as vividly interpreted by Hu Xing.
It is precisely because of this golden sentence that many people used this sentence to make fun of people on Weibo last night.
"Where's my husband? Ask him to make breakfast for me, and I'll give him abalone." Zhao Liying's sickly look was met with Song Jia's eyes: "I just ate our abalone last night, and I ate it again this morning. Made up."
"Wouldn't it be better to make it up, you can enjoy it even more." Song Zhu'er's resentment was not hidden at all, and it was just expressed in such a dignified manner.
"That's right, but I also avoided you, the youngest one, and it's the abalone you gave the best, so the sisters will enjoy it like this, okay?"
Chapter 0971 There are many concubines, but none of them can cook
"That's right, but I also avoided you, the youngest one, and it's the abalone you gave the best, so the sisters can enjoy it like this, okay?" Song Jia said, wringing out the towel to wipe her face .
Recently, she doesn't use any cosmetics, just wash her face with facial cleanser.
Others, such as toner, foundation, etc., she doesn't need it anymore, it's unnecessary, because with Hu Xing's continuous output of moisturizing, the few of them have good skin that even babies envy, so why would they use cosmetics to ruin their complexion? What about value and snow muscle?
"That's right." Master Song went out arrogantly.
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