Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Look, it's also Aries, why can't Zheng Kai always fail to speak against Hu Xing?"
"He also graduated from the show, so his words and eloquence are not as good as Hu Xing's." Li Chen's emotion made Zheng Kai very speechless.
"Can this be generalized?" Hu Xing didn't think that since he is also a Shanghainese and an Aries graduate from Shanghai Opera, his eloquence would be the same?
Obviously it's impossible, okay?
"So you are a black bull." Chen He also seized this opportunity to hate Li Chen, which made the latter feel even more tired.
"Speaking of which, we are pretty skinny. Why hasn't the female guest put on her makeup yet? How long will it take? Could it be some handsome guy dressed as a woman?!" Hu Xing felt that the wait was quite long Alright, let the director quickly arrange for the guests to come out.
The director said: "After chatting for so long, everyone must be thirsty. Now, please order a drink each, and just wait a while after drinking the drink."
"Do you want a drink?" Wang Zulan felt even more strange when he heard that he wanted a drink.
Chapter 1107 This is life
"Only four kinds of drinks." Wang Zulan looked at the list, and there were only four kinds of drinks on it.
"Then I want Coke." Zheng Kai thought for a while, and he chose Coke.
"No wonder you don't have a girlfriend." After ordering a Coke, Hu Xing yelled at Zheng Kai again.
"Why?" After being bullied, Zheng Kai was of course not convinced, and asked why.
"Coke kills sperm." Hu Xing's reason made Zheng Kai really confused.
Now, Li Chen, Deng Chao, and Chen He all looked at Hu Xing with wonderful expressions.
"Sprite does not kill sperm." In the end, Hu Xing gave another wave of publicity to Sprite, which he endorsed.
"Hahaha~" Now that they understood what Hu Xing's purpose was, the others all laughed.
Hu Xing can complain about Zheng Kai, and now he is promoting Sprite, who can speak for him, killing two birds with one stone.
"I want to drink Coca-Cola." Zheng Kai became even more self-willed after being teased.
"Then I'll... milk tea." Chen He thought for a while, and he still chose milk tea.
"I want milk tea too." Li Chen followed Chen He's choice and wanted milk tea himself.
"In this case, I want kiwi juice." Deng Chao chose an unpopular one, saying that he wanted kiwi juice, which was the best.
Hu Xing looked at it and said, "I want lemon juice."
In fact, we all know that Hu Xing does not drink carbonated drinks, if there is lemon juice, he will definitely choose lemon juice.
"Then I want Coke too." Wang Zulan chose Coke in the end, and he must also choose Coke.
Everyone has made their choice. There will be a table for the drink that everyone chooses. Just sit there first. This model can be guessed. The female guests will also choose the drink in the end. It depends on who chooses what in the end Drinks, whoever you form a couple with.
"Come on, let's see who it is?!" After choosing a drink, it's up to him to see who his partner will be this time.
"Xie Na has already been here, I'm not afraid it's Xie Na." Hu Xing said confidently.
Speaking of Xie Na to joke again, the audience is used to it, Hu Xing will definitely complain about Xie Na whenever he has the opportunity.
"That's right, Jia Ling has also been here two weeks ago, so it's impossible to come to Jia Ling again this time, right?!" Zheng Kai also echoed, saying that he only wants to come to the big beauty, as long as he doesn't come to comedians.
"By the way, isn't Yan Ni coming?!" Deng Chao remembered a very important thing at this time.
"Oh yes, the TV series that Yan Ni and my old Hu collaborated on has just finished playing recently, won't it really come?!" Hearing this name, Hu Xing looked scared, and was really very worried that it would be equally funny Yan Ni is here.
"Haha~" Deng Chao and Hu Xing teased Yan Ni like this, but it made the audience laugh.
Among running men, these two people are probably the only ones who can really make fun of these big names.
Since they have different identities and are recording variety shows, this kind of joke is definitely acceptable.
But people like Chen He and Zheng Kai didn't dare to make fun of their seniors.
"Hu Xing, do you still think about it? You chose lemon juice. Reba knows you so well, so she will definitely choose lemon juice in the end, okay?" Chen He pointed at Hu Xing and reminded him of this.
"..." Hu Xing, who was worried that it would be Yan Ni, was depressed now.
"Hehe~" Indeed, everyone is very sure that Hu Xing doesn't like carbonated drinks.
"How about?" Thinking that Reba might choose lemon juice, Hu Xing signaled to Deng Chao, do you want to change it?
Deng Chao thought for a while, and he was also guessing, who would choose kiwi juice in the end?
The lemon juice Hu Xing chose, it is certain that Reba will also choose this drink.
So he wanted to get rid of Reba, and Deng Chao could understand.
In order to create something interesting, Hu Xing and Reba are on the show, but they often have to get rid of each other.
Finally, Deng Chao nodded and agreed to exchange drinks with Hu Xing. He asked for lemon juice, and Hu Xing asked for kiwi fruit juice.
"I also choose Coke." Chen He thought he might as well switch, he couldn't be in the same group as Li Chen.
"What do you want to change, come here." Li Chen hugged Chen He as he spoke, preventing him from leaving.
"Why?" Chen He didn't want to be in the same group as Li Chen.
"Tens of seconds count down, when the last second hits the ground, everyone can no longer change." The director said that it was the last ten seconds, and asked them to make a quick decision.
"10." The countdown began, and the six people looked at each other in dismay as to how to choose.
"Let me have a Coke." In the end, Deng Chao still said that he chose Coke.
I just chose Deng Chao with lemon juice and thought it would be Reba, but I finally decided to switch to Coke.
"Then I have lemon juice." Deng Chao came over, and Zheng Kai was about to leave.
"I have Coke." Before the last second, Chen He chose to leave Li Chen and go to Coke.
"Haha~ Is this fate? Are the prison trio together?" Hu Xing couldn't help laughing after seeing the final grouping situation.
"..." Deng Chao, Wang Zulan, and Chen He looked at each other, wondering if this was really a coincidence.
"Haha~" Even the directors laughed now, what a coincidence.
The prison trio were separated just now, why are they together now?
Is it really like what Hu Xing said, is this life?
"No way?!" Deng Chao always felt that Coke would choose girls more.
"Then come on, let's invite the first one to come out first." Now that it's been decided, let's invite the first female guest to come out.
But in a room inside, three girls were waiting here.
"You have to choose the one you like from these four drinks." The director's assistant came in and gave them a choice with a menu.
"Lemon juice." One of the girls chose lemon juice without hesitation.
"Hehe~ Then I'll have kiwi juice." Another girl also chose kiwi juice.
What the third girl chose is not yet known.
But the first girl came out of the room with a tray with a drink in her hand.
"Who wants kiwi juice?" Di Lieba came out wearing a waiter's overalls and a suit, and asked who wanted kiwi juice?
"..." Looking at his daughter-in-law, Hu Xing had a silly face, this peat is an evil fate, right?
"Hahaha~" When Reba was the first one to come out, and it was still kiwi juice, Zheng Kai, Chen He and the others all laughed wildly and looked at Hu Xing.
Hu Xing closed his eyes, and already replaced the lemon juice with kiwi juice, why is this woman still lingering?
"Is it the first day I met you? Do you still want to get rid of me? Don't even think about it." Reba took the kiwi juice and drank it without any politeness, and looked at Hu Xing with a smile.
Chapter 1108 Two Female Guests
"I knew you would definitely think that I would choose lemon juice, so I chose kiwi juice." Reba's understanding of Hu Xing, no other woman in the world can match her.
"There's also milk tea and cola." Hu Xing was still struggling.
"Coke kills sperm, and if you drink too much milk tea, you are afraid of getting fat. You will definitely not choose these two."
"So you will only choose lemon juice and kiwi juice for health." Reba's explanation left Hu Xing speechless, and there was really nothing to refute.
Hu Xing was speechless, he even changed to lemon juice temporarily, but he was still caught by this woman, he was really convinced.
"Do you have a room?!" They were already selected, but Reba still asked Hu Xing other questions.
"Yes, there are two Shanghai villas, three sets of Tomson's first grade, and one manor." Hu Xing said and magically raised his legs, and tidied up his clothes confidently.
"Then do you have a car?!" Di Lieba was very satisfied, and asked Hu Xing if he had a car.
"All the cars owned by Yilong belong to me." Speaking of this, Hu Xing looked at Hu Xing with a proud face.
Deng Chao and the others looked at with a smile, are these two going on a blind date?
"Then do you have savings?!" Reba looked shy.
"Yes, not less than 8 digits." Reba was so shy, and Hu Xing was also shy, and lightly bumped Reba's shoulder, with a very satisfied expression on his face.
"What about your monthly salary?!" Di Lieba turned around with a smile and asked Hu Xing.
"Seven figures." Hu Xing didn't say more specifically, but a seven-figure monthly salary is worth millions.
"Well, I think we are very suitable, what do you think of me?" Di Lieba understood almost everything now, and the expression on her pretty face really looked like she was going crazy with joy.
"I don't think...you can't do it." Hu Xing smiled and shook his head at Reba.
"..." Reba, who was still smiling happily, felt bad when she heard this
"Hahaha~" This reversal came a bit too suddenly, and everyone was not ready.
"Haha~" The directors of the column group also laughed and looked at these two, and started again.
"Jiang Yingyu, I don't care if you think I'm suitable or not, anyway, you are mine today." I won't play tricks with you anymore, anyway, you, Jiang Yingyu, are determined by me today.
"Bang!" Reba said and put down the drink in her hand.
"Okay, okay, let's look forward to the next one." Li Chen and Chen He agreed that Li and his wife were finally together.
Only Hu Xing looked depressed, why did he still meet this woman.
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