Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"I want to team up with Hu Xing, the most handsome post-90s generation in China and the most beautiful post-90s generation, I want to be on a team with them." Song Xiaobao reluctantly came to the white team.
"If this is the case, you will look like a grandfather in the blue team." Wang Zulan complained.
"Hahaha~" Group basket was in a bad mood, but this venomous tongue was in place.
"Can you talk?" Song Xiaobao laughed angrily, what's wrong with the big brothers now
"First of all, baby, let's ask you a question. You just said that Reba is the most beautiful female star born in the 90s?!" Zheng Kai was deliberately provoking trouble.
"That's right, Reba is very popular now, even my wife is her fan."
"What about Zha? How about she compares with Reba?" Zheng Kai took out a person to compare with Reba.
"Haha~" Hearing Nazha's name, Song Xiaobao immediately used his signature laughter to cover up his embarrassment.
It is also the iconic laughter that always makes people laugh involuntarily.
Even Hu Xing couldn't help laughing when he heard such a devilish laughter.
"You said that Reba is the most beautiful post-90s, but that's not the case, right?!" Chen He also gave Song Xiaobao a knife to make things difficult for him.
"No, no, you guys are going too far. Deng Chao and the others didn't give me a good face, and 083, you also set me up." Song Xiaobao was in no mood now.
"We didn't download it. You said it yourself. Reba is the most beautiful post-90s generation."
"After the show is aired, just wait for the tens of millions of fans to gossip about it." Hu Xing didn't help Song Xiao this time either.
"I'm sorry, I was reckless." Song Xiaobao bowed his head and apologized.
"Okay, okay, now it's time for us to tell you what to do today."
"What I have to do today is to grab what I eat and get the ingredients for what I eat." Hu Xing told Song Xiaobao about today's theme.
"..." After listening, Song Xiaobao looked down at the things on his plate.
Song Xiaobao didn't speak, and then silently pushed his plate in front of Li Chen, and exchanged it with Li Chen: "No problem, I can grab it!"
"Hahaha~" Everyone saw Song Xiaobao's little move.
"Okay, it's such a happy decision." Li Chen didn't expect that he would have such a good thing.
"What's wrong?" No, Song Xiaobao felt that something was wrong.
"Baby, let me introduce you." Deng Chao stood up and introduced this bowl of soup to Song Xiaobao: "This is snake soup."
"!!!!!! Song Xiaobao's face darkened even more when he heard the word snake soup.
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"Hahaha~" At this time Song Xiaobao's expression was very pretty, but Li Chen was the one who smiled the most.
"You are so ugly, you still eat snake soup if you don't like it." Song Xiaobao, who came to his senses, patted Li Chen's shoulder again and again, and complained: "You won't turn white no matter how much you eat snake soup; What is this thing for?"
"Haha~" Song Xiaobao's reaction was very funny, making everyone at the recording scene burst into laughter.
"Pay attention, although they are a white team, everyone is so black." Reba noticed this interesting thing.
Li Chen, Deng Chao, and Song Xiaobao are all notoriously black, and their complexion is a bit dark.
A little better is the king group basket.
"What's the matter? What's wrong with our Se'er, healthy."
"If I were as white as you, would I still be a sketch comedian now? I would have been a popular little fresh meat." When it comes to his skin color (shai), Song Xiaobao can blacken himself in every way.
Because of this, there were a lot of laughs at the beginning.
In the end, everyone sat down and finished breakfast first.
There is nothing wrong with delicious food, but the problem is that everyone will lose their appetite when they think about what to do next, especially if they have to catch snakes.
While eating, we chatted for a while.
"Reba's concert is simply amazing, have you all gone to see it?" Thinking of this, Zheng Kai asked everyone if they went to the concert.
"I went to see it. It's really great and beautiful." Speaking of this, Deng Chao said that he had gone to see it.
"That's right, it's so beautiful." Of course Wang Zulan also went to see it.
"I didn't go." Li Chen said embarrassingly that he didn't go to see it because he had work.
"It's a pity that you didn't go." Reba's concert this time grabbed the headlines.
"I didn't go either, and Reba didn't even invite me." Song Xiaobao said that he wanted to see it too, but Reba didn't invite me, which made Reba say, "I will definitely invite you next time."
"Okay." Whenever Song Xiaobao spoke, everyone wanted to laugh.
"But I watched the video on the Internet, and it was really shocking." Song Xiaobao also expressed his opinion, saying that he had watched the concert video on the Internet.
"Is it because I knew that I was going to be on the run, so I took a look at it temporarily?!" Hu Xing directly exposed Song Xiaobao.
"Haha~" Song Xiaobao laughed awkwardly, which showed that he was really like this.
"I heard that Zheng Kai doesn't have a girlfriend yet?" Song Xiaobao changed the topic and chatted about other things.
"What's wrong, I have to make fun of me being single in every episode, right?!" Zheng Kai was even more frustrated, and there was no end to it, making jokes all the time, isn't it tired?
"Okay, everyone, stop talking about Zheng Kai being single." Hu Xing smoothed things over.
"However, I still want to use the show to help my grandfather say a few words." After smoothing things over, Hu Xing planned to speak for Zheng Kai.
"What are you going to say? Don't mess around, it's not the first day I know you." To be honest, Zheng Kai didn't think Hu Xing could say anything good for him.
Hu Xing didn't care about Zheng Kai's obstruction, he still looked at the camera and said: "The bad old man who is dating my future wife now, please listen to me; if you are almost done with him, hurry up and send it back to our Lord Kai, Grandpa is a little anxious here, it's not yours anyway, don't, don't delay things."
"Pfft! Haha~" These words really hurt my heart, and Reba even grabbed Hu Xing's hand and laughed and fell into his arms.
Zheng Kai rolled his eyes, and was complained about all the time, and every time he tried different ways to tease him about being single.
This time it was even worse, even Zheng Kai was speechless.
"Haha~ That's right, that's right, if you're in the same place, send it back to Zheng Kai, don't delay his work." Song Xiaobao felt that what Hu Xing said was too classic.
Chen He and Deng Chao are even more married, so there is no need to say more.
It is really a very happy thing to joke that Zheng Kai is single every time.
"Zheng Kai, I know a little girl, do you want to introduce it to you?" Song Xiaobao asked Zheng Kai if he wanted it.
"Is there?" Zheng Kai was eager for now.
"Yes, do you want a good figure or a bad figure?!"
"It doesn't matter if you have a good body or not, as long as you feel it." Zheng Kai said that he didn't pick this one.
"Do you want to feel it?"
"I think Jia Ling is pretty good. Last time she came to run men, you have a good feeling to form a team with her." Song Xiaobao introduced this person, and the big guy who ate again burst out laughing.
"Get out!" Zheng Kai, who was molested again, said angrily.
"Hu Xing has experience, tell me, what kind of girl has a good figure?" Li Chen threw this topic to Hu Xing and asked him to talk about it.
"What kind of girl has a good figure?"
"I think it's better to be fatter, and then feel like one after another, one after another." Hu Xing described it like this, and everyone knew that this old driver was about to drive.
"I just want to be fatter and plump to look good, right?!" Song Xiaobao asked.
"That's right, why do you say that girls who are fatter, girls who are tall and tall, have a good figure?"
"It's because girls like this can get a [-]% discount when they go out to buy clothes." Hu Xing said solemnly.
"Fat girls can get a [-]% discount on clothes? Why?" Chen He and the others heard of it for the first time.
"Because of twists and turns."
"Haha~" When Hu Xing said the answer, all the men understood in seconds.
"It's fine." Chen He, Deng Chao, and Zheng Kai all stretched out their hands and made a gesture of six, indicating 666
"Wow, so that's how the twists and turns came about?" Everyone seemed to understand.
"Pretend, try your best to pretend to me." Hu Xing despises these guys: "A married man who has a son; a married man who has a pair of dragon and phoenix daughters, and a third who also gave birth to a daughter, don't be with me!" Pretend to be pure here."
"Hehe~" Deng Chao, Song Xiaobao, and Chen He who were named all laughed and said nothing.
"Speaking of children, Hu Xing and Chen He are also fathers now, how do you feel?" Deng Chao asked Hu Xing.
"It feels good, but I'm glad that mine is my daughter." Hu Xing told everyone seriously.
"Why? The son is very good, isn't it?" Deng Chao's is the son, and he thinks it is very good.
"Let me tell you, one time I went to Shishi's house, and the son of Shishi's cousin was there. I am my cousin, and this kid asked me to teach him homework, but I did. In less than an hour, I got angry." When Hu Xing mentioned this incident, Reba didn't know.
"After teaching for a long time, I couldn't teach it. I was so angry that I wanted to post on Weibo and said: Hello, the future in-laws of my teacher's cousin. My nephew has a car and a house and can swim. I can go to any house during the New Year. It doesn't matter who's surname, you can insert the door upside down, I'll give you the wedding money, you don't need the dowry, it's fine if I put it upside down..."
"Bring your own car and house deposit, arrange banquets, and give all gifts. The only request I have for my niece and daughter-in-law is: can I send it to your house now to cultivate our relationship, and help me with homework by the way, whoever's uncle is in charge, thank you .”
"Hahaha~"
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"Hahaha~" Everyone who listened carefully, including the audience, were all laughed out loud by Hu Xing's helpless and classic words.
Deng Chao and Song Xiaobao all gave Hu Xing a thumbs up.
"Brother Chao, Hu Xing told you a way to teach your children to do their homework in the future. If you are really too irritable, you can contact your future in-laws." Reba also teased Deng Chao
"Hehe~" Deng Chao could only laugh, what else could he do if he couldn't?
"I've heard it a long time ago, among Running Men, Hu Xing is the best braggart."
"In the whole of China, Hu Xing is the one who can talk the most. I didn't believe it before, but now I believe it." Is this a compliment?Absolutely complaining.
Hu Xing was eating with a smile, and Song Xiaobao asked, "Can you brag about anything?"
"You can't brag." Without thinking, Hu Xing answered Song Xiaobao.
"Haha~" As soon as the voice fell, everyone understood the connotation.
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