Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

Chapter 1268

"Really, I'm not joking. Don't everyone say that I am so popular and earn so much money, I should take care of my skin."

"But what everyone doesn't know is that when I acted in sketches, the money my master gave me was used to repair walls and cars." Song Xiaobao's degree of exaggeration made the audience really unbearable.

It's fun to run a man like this kind of unburdened star, and it's what everyone wants to see.

"By the way, Hu Xing, my wife is your fan." Song Xiaobao became restless again.

"I know." Hu Xing already knew about this matter.

"You know? You know my wife?" Song Xiaobao became nervous now.

"I don't know you." Hu Xing, who was sitting in the co-pilot, said something to reassure Song Xiaobao.

"You don't know, why do you know that my wife is your fan?" This made Song Xiaobao feel very strange.

"How many young women in China are not my fans?"

"Haha~look at your discolored look, haha~ how many young women in China are not your fans?" Song Xiaobao's devilish laughter made the audience really unbearable.

Hu Xing really can't stand it, this laughter is too magical, every time I hear it, I want to laugh

"My wife is a fan of yours. She knows that I'm going to run men this time, so please ask me a question." Song Xiaobao hesitated, but still wanted to ask.

"What's the problem?" Even Deng Chao was very curious and didn't know what it was.

"That's right, Hu Xing, do you usually go home early or late after get off work?" This question must be what many people want to know.

"Well, it depends on the situation. Sometimes I go home early, sometimes I go home late." Hu Xing thought for a while and said.

"If you go home early, why go back?" Song Xiaobao continued to ask.

"Go home and tell your wife a story." Hu Xing replied without thinking about it.

"Then what if I go home late?" Song Xiaobao asked subconsciously, Hu Xing didn't think for a second, and subconsciously said, "Go home and make up a story for my wife."

"..." Reba, who was driving, couldn't help turning her head to look at Hu Xing.

"Hahaha~" However, the three married men in the car all smiled tacitly.

When he heard the laughter, Hu Xing turned his head, and together with Song Xiaobao and Deng Chao said in unison: "Haha~ fellows."

Many male viewers in front of the TV also laughed instantly.

Hu Xing seems to be talking about them, go home early to accompany his wife, and tell his wife stories;

"It's over, it's over, you tell it now, after the wives all over the country hear it, we husbands will know that we are making up a story when we come home late." Song Xiaobao began to feel melancholy.

Hu Xing was very calm and didn't feel nervous because of it.

When I drove to the beach, the column team was already preparing here.

When they saw them, they put on life jackets and some fishing tools. Now they are all equipped and set off to sea.

"I haven't fished for a long time, and this time is just right." After learning that he was going to fish this time, Hu Xing was in a good mood.

"Is this really good? If Hu Xing is really asked to go fishing, today's show will not be recorded." Reba is very worried about this issue.

"Hu Xing will forget time and business when fishing." Di Lieba said.

"It's okay, with me here, there's nothing Hu Xing can do." Now everyone started to go into the sea, but Deng Chao and Song Xiaobao had never fished before and didn't know how to fish.

Fishing is a leisure sport that is usually enjoyed by rich people who have the time to do it.

Where do people like them find time to fish?

"This is the bait." At this time, a master who sailed the boat took down the prepared bait.

"What bait is it?" When she knew it was bait, Reba immediately leaned over to have a look.

Hu Xing opened the black plastic bag, and saw a lump wriggling inside.

Deng Chao and Reba, who were approaching at first, were so frightened that they stood up and backed away again and again after seeing the things inside the plastic bag wriggling.

"Oh oh oh~" Deng Chao was the one who reacted the most. He stood up and backed away quickly, and was very afraid of looking at the black plastic bag that was more than one meter away.

"What? It's so disgusting." Reba was very scared, and her expression changed.

Girls are afraid of these disgusting things.

And these baits are nothing but earthworms, the most primitive baits.

"Earthworms, haven't you seen them?" Song Xiaobao was not afraid. As a rural person, he had seen earthworms, not only saw them, but also caught them.

"Earthworms are bait?" This is the first time Reba has heard...

"That's right, earthworms are not bait, so what else could they be?" Song Xiaobao felt strange.

"Hu Xing used to buy all his bait, and he never saw him fishing with earthworms." Reba was really scared and felt very disgusted.

"That's different. If the economy allows it, of course it's the bait you bought."

"There is no way for us urbanites to dig things like earthworms. If we want to fish, we can only buy them."

"Fishing in the countryside is different. No one is so extravagant to spend money to buy special bait. They all dig earthworms to use as bait for fishing." Hu Xing took out an earthworm and looked at the wriggling earthworm. Deng Chao, Reba His face changed, and he looked very uncomfortable.

"This is an earthworm? This is a baby snake?!" Seeing such a long earthworm, Reba couldn't help exclaiming.

"What are you afraid of? Really, it's just an earthworm." Hu Xing took an earthworm and threw it to Reba's side: "Ahh~"

Reba immediately jumped on the boat, very afraid that the earthworm would suddenly jump over and bite her or something.

Girls are afraid of these things, only a few people are not afraid of these disgusting things.

Especially, the older you get, the more you fear these things.

If you are ignorant when you are young, you may not be too afraid, but when you grow up, you will become more and more afraid of these things, just like when you are young, you are not afraid of death, but the older you are, the more you are afraid of death. This is the same reason.

"Jiang Yingyu!!!" Reba couldn't help raising her voice to 1.5.

"If you scare me again, you will die later." Reba threatened Hu Xing very violently.

"You know that I hate these things, but you still use them to scare me. If your skin itches, tell me, and I'll give you a break." Reba now turned into a tigress, threatening Hu Xing violently.

"Okay, I was wrong." Hu Xing went to pick up the earthworm, and just picked it up and threw it to Deng Chao: "Oh~"

"Oh oh oh~" Deng Chao looked at the jersey thrown by Hu Xing, and was shocked all over his body.

But because he was close to the side of the boat, he backed up a bit, just stepped on the air, and fell out of the boat all of a sudden: "Plop!"

"Hahaha~" The accident on Deng Chao's side made everyone standing on the boat laugh and look at Deng Chao in the sea.

Chapter 1269 You deserve to be single

"What the hell!" Deng Chao, who fell into the sea, splashed water on it.

"I can't swim." He said that he couldn't swim, but his whole body floated on the water.

"If you can't swim, my sister-in-law asks whether to save her first or save my mother first. This question is easy to answer." Hu Xing was very calm, and he still knew whether Deng Chao could swim.

We have been recording programs together for more than a year and nearly two years, how could we not even know this.

"Okay, I'm here too." Song Xiaobao also put the earthworm on the hook, ready to go fishing.

Song Xiaobao held the fishing rod with both hands and threw the hook out, but it was too close.

Because I don't understand, I don't even know how to swing this kind of club, so naturally I can't swing it too far.

On Hu Xing's side, he stood up straight, and easily threw the hook a few meters away.

With the help of Reba and the staff, Deng Chao has already boarded the boat.

Fortunately, this is Sanya. If it were in the mainland, Deng Chao's lips would turn white from the cold.

The weather in Sanya today is very good, the weather is sunny, and the temperature is above 30 degrees. It can be said that it is the best tourist resort in winter.

"Oh my god, I don't believe it anymore, I can't throw it far away." Song Xiaobao lost his temper and said that he had to go to a farther location.

He took two steps back, held the fishing rod with both hands, and when he took two big steps forward, he was ready to swing the rod hard.

It's just that, because all the attention was put on the fishing rod and fishing line, he couldn't take care of his feet. When Song Xiaobao felt that he took two big strides, he used the impact force to quickly swing the rod.

Finally, he stepped out with his right foot, yes, stepped out, stepped out of the boat.

There was no point of support on his right foot, so Song Xiaobao turned around and swung the bar vigorously. Because there was no point of support on his right foot, he lost his center of gravity and threw himself overboard.

"Plop!" Everyone witnessed with their own eyes that Song Xiaobao wanted to swing the club, but threw himself out, and fell into the sea with a huge splash.

"!!!!!!" No one expected this sudden accident.

"Baby, hahaha~ what are you doing?!" Deng Chao, who had just come up, saw Song Xiaobao being thrown out by himself again, and immediately asked him what he was doing with an angry smile.

"Hey! Hey!" Song Xiaobao was also very flustered, slapping the water surface continuously in the water.

"Hahaha~" Hu Xing, who was fishing hard at first, also laughed like a madman after seeing Song Xiaobao throwing himself into the sea.

Reba even crouched on the boat, hid her pretty face in her knees and twitched with laughter.

"What are you doing, how do you catch fish like this, do you really think you are a torpedo?"

"Blow yourself into the sea, can you blow up the fish?" Hu Xing asked the two guys of the Bai team, dumbfounded, what they wanted to do.

"..." Song Xiaobao, who was fished out of the sea, just stood with Deng Chao.

They were already ruined, but now they stood side by side silently, looking at Hu Xing innocently and speechlessly, not only the skin color was the same dark, but even the expression was the same now.

The audience in front of the TV was also amused by these two black-skinned people, it was really too much.

Just when Yao Mozi appeared on their side, the other two sides were also carrying out their own tasks.

Chen He and Zheng Kai went to the mud pond to catch crabs, while Li Chen and Wang Zulan went to catch eels.

"What is this?" Seeing that the column team gave him a smooth plastic semicircular plate and a piece of fat pork, Chen He didn't understand what the fat pork was for.

The assistants of the program team did not answer, but just told them: "You can freely choose the props within 5 minutes, and you can get a chance coupon if you get 20 crabs."

"20?" Zheng Kai and Chen He said in unison when they learned that 20 crabs were to be caught.

"What is this fat used for? You have to tell us?!" Chen He was still curious about this question.

"It's used to lure crabs." The assistant of the column team told them.