The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"Wow wow wow..."

"Wow wow wow..."

"Hahahahaha..."

The audience was amused again, and Jack Ma stared at Li Haoran dumbfounded. For the first time, he felt that the information given to him by the assistant was correct. This little fellow is just a joke.

Every time he came up with a very witty answer, he was distorted and interpreted into other meanings by this little fellow Li Haoran in the end, it was really helpless.

Fuck, don't you know the power of Jack Ma's mouth?Are you trying to outwit me, kid?See if I don't beat you to death later!

After the applause fell, Li Haoran pointed to the fourth question and said: "A netizen named 'Zong Wushang' asked: Now that Ma Yun is so rich and successful, do you usually like to study? And Alibaba has gone through fifteen years How did you manage to dominate the company with more than [-] employees from only eighteen arhats in the company?"

This time Ma Yun did not think deeply, and replied directly with a chuckle: "Reading will not make you rich. People who read too much will definitely not succeed. I usually don't read much. I believe that true knowledge comes from practice."

"It's like those economists who talk all day long. Entrepreneurs must not listen to economists, otherwise half of them will die."

"Let me tell you a very bad news. The world economy will only get worse and worse. We learn to adapt to this. Whoever adapts first will have a chance. We will not be able to return to the same glory as yesterday."

"There are not many really good economists in China. In my opinion, an economist is first of all a mathematician. He is very interested in mathematical models. Second, after taking out all the things and data of yesterday, he will It is very interesting to summarize a business model, entrepreneurs are interested in the future, economists are interested in yesterday, so you let a person who is interested in yesterday judge the future, which is sad.”

"Finally, I would like to emphasize that the Chinese economy must be changing, slowly changing. He believes that when Huaxia's online merchants become the leading force in the Chinese economy, the economy will be more orderly."

This passage was a bit level, and there were bursts of uneven applause at the scene. Of course, all the big shots would never applaud, but just quietly watched Ma Yun pretending to be aggressive.

After the applause fell, Li Haoran applauded: "Look, one sentence can tell the truth: "Knowledge changes destiny"... Mr. Ma is awesome!"

"Hahahahaha... Li Haoran, can you stop misinterpreting Ma Yun's meaning??"

"Li Haoran: I'm here to mess things up!"

"Li Haoran is a serious nonsense host with a vicious vision!"

"Wang Yu: I'll just quietly watch you pretend to be aggressive, and see what you say?"

"Have you noticed that the rich foreigners are all laughing happily! It seems that they agree with Li Haoran's explanation!"

"Give Ma Yun a green card, I think he dares to compete for the president of the United States!"

"..."

The audience burst into laughter, the bullet screen was six six six, Ma Yun's expression was very speechless, and he could only say: Boy, Lao Zhi will teach you Deng Ziqi. .

Chapter 342 Li Haoran's Brand Chicken Soup

It must be admitted that Ma Yun, the richest man, has always had a restless heart. He has the idea of ​​acting, but unfortunately he has no talent for acting, and his acting skills are really not good.

Everyone can feel that Ma Yun obviously wanted to show the helpless feeling of wanting to be angry but not being able to get angry, but he forcibly performed: ignorant human beings have a sense of déjà vu and a sense of ET.

This made the viewers who watched the live broadcast have extremely low expectations for Ma Yun's "Gong Shou Dao", and all kinds of complaints came one after another, but the crew of "Gong Shou Dao" was stunned.

"This acting, tsk tsk tsk, Jack Ma, what you do is not Tai Chi! It's Tai Chi money!"

"Ma's Tai Chi uses Qian Kegang to understand ~ next!"

"Several major Kung Fu stars in China, and the image of martial arts masters accumulated for decades, were finally defeated by Ma Yun with money! The new generation of martial arts alliance, money-help Ma Yun!"

"Thousands of words can be summed up in one sentence, you can really do whatever you want with money..."

"This acting skill can be used in a movie. As expected, the world's kung fu is the only thing that can't be broken by money. "The Way of Offensive and Defense" is a RMB player who abuses a group of professional players."

"The movie must have started like this, "Wing Chun, Ip Man" and then, "Rich, Jack Ma"!"

"Money can make Mo Tui ghosts! The new rich man in film and television music: Ma Yun."

"Ma Yun was very troubled recently. He went to the temple to find the master. I saw the master silently picked up a hot water bottle. After plugging in the electricity, the water boiled and exploded. Ma Yun said in surprise: "Master, you mean that all problems will be resolved. This hot water bottle is the same, is it self-destructing? The master took a deep breath and said lightly: "This hot water bottle was just bought on Taobao!"

"..."

The barrage was very lively. Netizens complained about Jack Ma's acting skills and were shocked by Li Haoran's words.

Ma Yun's martial arts dream was shattered by beating the bodyguard Master Leigong who was hired with a lot of money. During the interview, he dared to dismantle Ma Yunbaba's platform every time. Don't you want to live?

Fans who watched the live broadcast didn't know that before the interview, the director of CCTV asked Ma Yun, and Li Haoran dared to tear down the stage openly only after he got the approval.

Although Li Haoran has a lot of room to play freely, the essence of the problem has not deviated from the standards stipulated in the interview draft, and Ma Yun is mentally prepared.

And Ma Yun is very clear about his position?

He doesn't need to be tall, and he doesn't need to be admired by everyone.

He just needs to be down-to-earth, just like his Taobao, to become the most common but most popular existence.

So it's totally okay to be dismantled by Li Haoran, as long as this interview can be more eye-catching and impressive, he is willing to make these sacrifices.

Li Haoran understood this, so he continued to tear down the stage with a smile: "Look, the richest man neither studies nor cares about economics, but still plays a role in the business world and is worshiped by thousands of people... The richest man is awesome!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

The scene consciously burst into applause. After all, it has been several times, and the idiot has also learned the routine.

The scene consciously burst into applause. After all, it has been several times, and the idiot has also learned the routine.

In the warm applause of the audience, Li Haoran stepped off the stage, turned his head and looked around, saw an empty seat in front of Lei Jun, the leader of Xiaomi, walked up to sit down, and interviewed: "Mr. Lei, this year is also your big hit In the year of Dazi, Xiaomi mobile phones are selling very well, what do you think of Mr. Ma's pretentiousness?"

As the inspirational richest man 'A You Ou Kai', Lei Jun definitely dislikes Ma Yun, so he is very satisfied with Li Haoran's dismantling.

Seeing Li Haoran, a young talent, interviewing himself, he said with a strong hometown flavor with a smile: "I think he may not be the richest person in the world, or the most pretentious person in the world, but I can assure you: he must be the local tyrant with the most money in the pretender world, and he must also be the best pretender among the local tyrants."

"Hahahahaha..."

The audience roared with laughter, Ma Yun folded his arms and smiled wryly, Li Haoran couldn't help laughing and said: "My friends, did Mr. Lei say Ah You Ou Kai?"

A "smile point" that belongs to Lei Jun successfully made everyone laugh, causing the audience to burst into laughter. The barrage was full of laughter, and they all praised Li Haoran for his boldness.

This guy has become a genius. He just crazily demolished Ma Yun, and now he is teasing Lei Jun. I really don’t know how the word "death" is written?

After the laughter subsided, Lei Jun stared at Li Haoran and said: "My English has been complained by netizens these days, Li Haoran, you are a post-90s genius, and you are my child's idol. What do you think about the fact that I don't speak English?"

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This is definitely off-topic, not within the process, but since Lei Jun asked a question, Li Haoran has to answer, otherwise he will not show his compulsion.

After pondering for a moment, Li Haoran said in a magnetic voice: "I know about this matter. Mr. Lei announced Xiaomi and Mihuan in India, and he spoke English for two minutes, and received more than [-] ridicules. The main reason is that Mr. Lei's English has Xiantao Hometown, which is the root cause of ridicule."

Lei Jun nodded, but there were more than [-] ridicules, at least [-].

Moreover, Guomin's husband laughed at him on Weibo, making him very embarrassed, not to mention all kinds of ghost and animal videos on the Internet, there are endless ones, some are deliberately disgusting, and some are pure fun.

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Pointing to himself, Li Haoran said seriously: "I am the host. I have studied language arts in depth, and I can speak the language intensively. In my personal opinion, the words of the family!"

After a pause to clarify, Li Haoran continued: "The reason why language appears is originally for communication, not for showing off, or to mark purity or "tallness"."

"However, there is indeed a kind of "standard worship" of foreign languages ​​in China, especially English, and only the royal pronunciation, Dun accent or standard American English are respected."

Standing up, Li Haoran stepped onto the stage, pointed at the camera and said seriously: "Since the reform and opening up, English itself has represented "high quality" in China, and standard English can especially represent elegance, nobility and demeanor."

"You don't have to say that it's just poor quality, but you especially can't say that it's not standard, it's not just poor quality, but also "ugly and scary", that's double wrong."

"In Chinese society, English is actually more powerful than Chinese. It doesn't matter if you can't write Chinese well. If you fail the English test, you won't be able to graduate from university, and you won't be able to get a job title. Therefore, you can't be an intellectual who is "only good at reading."

"It doesn't matter if a person speaks Chinese with an accent, as long as he is not an announcer, but if a person speaks English is not standard, everyone has to correct it.".

Chapter 343 Regret and Create Ali Jack Horse (5/6 for full subscription and reward)

"Damn it, why did Li Haoran suddenly become heavy? Continue the happy atmosphere, I'm still waiting for Ma Yun to continue to pretend!"

"Li Haoran is right. I also think that some people are too obsessed with Lei Jun's English. Is it necessary for you?"

"That is, Mr. Lei, who is not good at English, made the whole world pay attention to him. Do you guys with good English have this ability?"

"Li Haoran, as the host of CCTV, can you expose the scars of countless people like this? I seem to see that Li Haoran will have another batch of black fans. Are you ready for the mouse fans?"

"Nimma, can you choose the name of a tall organization? Mouse fans are too low!"

"The youth is strong, the country is strong. I saw a strong Chinese confidence in Li Haoran. Among all the public figures, I admire Li Haoran the most. Give him ten years, and his "[-]" achievements will make Jack Ma far behind. Of course Except for money."

"But money is the most powerful attribute! According to the news from CCTV employees, the leaders of CCTV may agree to allow Li Haoran to participate in "Gong Shou Dao" for free. After all, this is a public welfare movie. Will Li Haoran not give in?"

"One coir, one hat and one flat boat, one foot of silk and one inch hook. One song and one bottle of wine, one person fishing alone and one river autumn... Li Haoran's Weibo signature is enough to explain everything."

"..."

There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room of CCTV. Li Haoran’s speech was still going on during the live broadcast of "Big Wrist", and his voice was so deep and touching when he activated the [Sound Immersive] skill!

"It is under this strange "worship of standard English" that Mr. Lei's English-speaking Hubeixiantao accent has become a mistake that seems to have to be corrected."

"Thinking about it from another angle, when foreigners speak Chinese, no matter how strange the pronunciation is or how confusing the grammar is, they always get applause and smiling faces."

"Why do Chinese entrepreneurs have to speak standard English, and who would lose face if they speak non-standard English? The answer lies in the inexplicable worship of English."

Speaking of this, Li Haoran paused for a moment, looked at the smiling Lei Jun with deep eyes, and said with a smile: "But I have to admit, watching the Ah You Ou Kai ghost animal video made by netizens, I laughed very happily!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

The audience laughed, and the foreigners wearing earphones looked puzzled, because the simultaneous translation of this digression was not translated, and they did not understand it.

Lei Jun put up his thumbs up, very satisfied with Li Haoran's words.

The sense of value of idols worshiped by children is still very positive, so don't worry about children worshiping this guy and imitating it badly!

With a smile, Li Haoran walked to the big screen, pointed to the word "Big Wrist" in the program log, and explained: "Actually, this program was called "Face to Face with the Big Guys" before. There is such a sentence: Choose a good place, choose a country's famous craftsman, and build a beautiful hall."

Everyone in the room chewed on this passage. They haven’t heard it before. It should be Li Haoran’s original work. They didn’t understand it immediately.

Li Haoran explained with a smile: "What do you mean by this passage? I want to let young people know that China's elite class is a business leader with China's spiritual connotation through this program that invites domestic business leaders. Interpret for us It belongs to the road of China's rise."

Pointing at Ma Yun, Lei Jun, and Wang Baba, Li Haoran said seriously: "Big names are by no means the impetuous exaggerations in Feng Xiaogang's movies, nor are they the amount of capital. Big names are interpreted in the Chinese language as: With great power comes great responsibility."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

After Li Haoran's magnetic and deep words fell, there was warm applause, including all the big names who were moved by Li Haoran's words, and they cursed in their hearts, what does it mean that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, should we make a donation?

After Li Haoran's magnetic and deep words fell, there was warm applause, including all the big names who were moved by Li Haoran's words, and they cursed in their hearts, what does it mean that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, should we make a donation?

Before the insincere and enthusiastic applause fell, before the netizens expressed their feelings about Li Haoran's erudition, this guy directly jumped to the topic and said: "Let's continue to dismantle Mr. Ma's station... No, let's interview Mr. Ma!"

"Hahahahaha..."