The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Everyone laughed, Ma Yun shrugged helplessly, Li Haoran pointed to the last question and said loudly: "A netizen named 'Da Qing Tian Di Zhong Shan' asked: Mr. Ma, what is the biggest mistake you made in life?"

Hearing this, Ma Yun didn't think about it at all, staring at Li Haoran and said: "The biggest mistake in life, do you want to hear me tell the truth?"

Li Haoran rolled his eyes secretly and didn't speak, so I didn't speak, and I just watched you pretending to be aggressive, and the time-traveling person faced the richest man in China, feeling tired! !

Li Haoran didn't speak, the barrage on the Internet had already exploded, and the smart netizens had a premonition of what was about to happen, and the warning sound was louder than the air defense siren...

"Li Haoran, do you want to hear me pretend?"

"Li Haoran, do you want to listen to pretense?"

"Li Haoran, I'm going to start pretending!"

"Hahahaha, Li Haoran's eyes tell me that he has seen everything!"

"I don't want to hear the truth, what should I do, I'm afraid of being hurt!"

"Standard equipment for pretentiousness is sunglasses + gold necklace + cigar, and there is still a BGM."

"Ma Yun, don't pretend to be coercive, you will be struck by lightning!!"

"..."

The barrage of nuclear energy warnings, netizens heightened their vigilance, but they were bound to fall ill. In the end, they were poisoned by Jack Ma. Who can escape this kind of nuclear energy attack?

Staring at the camera, Ma Yun said with great grief: "The biggest mistake I made in my life was to create A-Li-Ba-Ba."

When speaking of the last four words, Ma Yun deliberately slowed down his speech to emphasize what he regretted. The editor slowed down this passage and replayed it twice.

"whispering sound!"

"Fuck!!"

Netizens watching the live broadcast were still digesting this wave of poison, and there was already a lot of booing at the scene, especially the big names in front of them, staring at Ma Yun with expressions full of: Really honest, believe you and you will be ghosts! !

Ma Yun is the king of the world of pretentiousness, golden jokes, he will not stop pretending, no matter how stormy the waves are, I will continue to act pretentious without moving.

"I didn't expect this to change my life. I just wanted to start a small company and it turned out to be such a big business. If there was an afterlife, he wouldn't be doing it again. I hope to have the opportunity Go to any country in the world and live in peace. I don't want to talk about business, I don't want to work.".

Chapter 344 The Perfect Host

"Fuck, Ma Yun's pretense has become a realm!"

"Ma Yun, do you think you are Einstein, and still regret inventing the atomic bomb?"

"Just now Li Haoran also said: "Big Wrist" should be a good place, a famous craftsman who chooses a country, and builds a beautiful hall. I didn't want to slap my face immediately. The show has become a stage for big names to pretend to be aggressive. The theme is seriously distorted!"

"Ma Yun, let me help you bear the mistakes you made when you were young!"

"Yes, give it to me!"

"From now on, Ma Yun has a few more nicknames: Hui Chuang Ali Jack Ma, Never Loves the King of Money and Horses."

"In terms of pretense, I only obey Ma Yun, Li Haoran's Peking University is pretty weak!"

"That's right, this pretentious thunder is rolling!"

"Did you see that when Ma Yunbaba said this, all the foreigners in the audience laughed!"

"Facts have proved that pretense has no borders!"

"..."

The bullet screen fell to one knee, countless people grinned in front of the TV, and finally saw what is called a bully king, and what is called a 12 little bully king leading to a big bully king.

Where is this B20 forum? This is simply a forum for forcing kings!

Although there has always been a popular saying in the arena: "Invisible pretense is the most deadly", some netizens on Weibo have also sorted out several "kings of pretense", and Li Haoran even taught others to act pretentiously.

But to be honest, such a beautiful and refined person like Ma Yun, the only person in the world who pretends to be aggressive, is really the only one in the world! !

Without any suspense, Ma Yun stunned the people of the whole country with this sentence. After the shock, the common people woke up one after another: it turns out that this is the highest state of pretense!

At the recording site of "Big Names", all the big names below saw Jack Ma pretending to fly, and remembered his interviews tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and decided on the topic of the interview one after another.

Pretend!

Seriously pretentious! !

He can pretend more than Jack Ma! ! !

Also starting from this night, the people of the whole country have been tortured by the oppressive kings, and they have been poisoned to death by these big coffee and rich people, and the poison is so painful that they would rather die.

Because of Li Haoran's pair of little wings, the B20 forum has completely gone astray, and it has become even more popular! !

There was a lot of strange noises at the scene, and as the host, Li Haoran hurried to save the scene: ""Big Wrist", with a straightforward attitude of rationality, objectivity and neutrality, interprets this irrational, non-objective and neutral world for you..."

When talking about the narration of the show, Li Haoran was speechless like a beeping dog. Even though he was prepared, he was still poisoned and there was no cure.

Of course, Li Haoran is a stranger, and after adding poison to poison, he realized the true meaning of pretense.

Of course, Li Haoran is a stranger, and after adding poison to poison, he realized the true meaning of pretense.

Now Li Haoran has realized that he knows that the highest state of pretending to be coercive is to step down from the altar by himself.

For ordinary people, pretending to open their mouths is to say how powerful they are, which is still too young.It takes some skills to pretend to be "like the wind".

First of all, the attitude must be humble. To what extent should you be humble?

Be humble to the point where others say "you're fucking kidding me", such as Ma Yun, an industry leader at the level of a sweeping monk.

Finally, the attitude should be natural and confident, and you should talk and laugh happily, as if what you said is something well-known and objective like the Pythagorean Theorem.

Just like Ma Yun, how everyone laughed just now, as if he hadn’t heard and still talked about his regrets, when the people in the audience gradually stopped laughing, and even had self-doubt: he seemed to be pretending, but he didn’t seem to be ?This has reached the state of pretending to be in the Six Classics.

Of course, these are all based on the fact that the person pretending to be aggressive is indeed very good, and the embarrassing effect is based on the "elite", otherwise it may not be possible to pretend to be a fool.

Knowing this in his heart, after finishing the narration, Li Haoran pointed to the sofa and said with a smile: "Mr. Ma, please sit down."

"You too."

After sitting down, the regular program has just begun...

"The more things you do, the more responsibilities you take on, and the more troubles you get. At the same time, what you get is indirect happiness, not ordinary happiness. If it is ordinary happiness, a person who earns one or two million a month is quite Happy, people who earn one or two billion a month are actually very uncomfortable, this money is no longer yours, you can’t spend it, and you have to do things after you get it back.”

"People don't come to this world to work, but to live, to experience, to make some friends, to do some things... After I died, it was written on the tombstone: I love Tai Chi, did a lot of things, and built a business by the way."

"In 01, I made a mistake. I told my 18 co-founders that they could only be group managers, and all vice presidents had to be hired from outside. Fourteen years later, I hired from outside Talent is gone, and people whose abilities I doubted before have become vice presidents or directors. I believe in two creeds: attitude is more important than ability, and choice is also more important than ability!"

"We should help those who are unsuccessful and focus on young people. In China in the past, if you could convince the elders, the young people would follow. Today, if you persuade the young people, then the parents will follow. If you change young people, you change the future."

"..."

After the interview officially started, Li Haoran performed very well, perfectly showing the demeanor that a CCTV host should have, serious, wise, knowledgeable, and not grabbing 107 shots.

Li Haoran perfectly plays the role of a fan, and gradually presents to the audience the distinctive richest man Jack Ma through questions that are ingenious without losing depth, and sharp without losing etiquette.

Of course, it is indispensable for Ma Yunba to pretend to be aggressive all the way!

Perhaps what he said was indeed what he thought was correct, but unintentional words, not in the realm of a world, caused unparalleled harm to ordinary people.

Time passed slowly, and after 90 minutes, the interview program came to an end, Li Haoran was about to say the concluding remarks, Ma Yun suddenly said: "Li Haoran, you are famous for your kung fu, you are recognized by netizens as the number one master of post-[-]s, Jeet Kun Master of Tao."

"Uh!"

Hearing Ma Yun's sudden praise, Li Haoran was stunned, faintly aware of it, and asked curiously: "Mr. Ma, you don't mean to hire me as a bodyguard?"

Shaking his head, Ma Yun showed his iconic smile, and said with a smile: "I have judged your earning ability. If you are willing to write novels at ease, you can earn hundreds of millions a year just by copyright. Even if you don't write novels, you can earn hundreds of millions a year. Twenty million is more than enough, no matter how rich I am, I will not spend more than twenty million to hire a bodyguard, even if you do, you won't, and your fans will scold me to death."

"I love to hear that, is there any more?".

Chapter 345 Duan Kun, I'm Ready (1/6 full order, reward)

The richest man in China commented that he couldn't afford to hire him. Although everyone knew that Ma Yun could definitely afford the money, it was a disguised acknowledgment of Li Haoran's earning power.

The most expensive bodyguard in the world can never make hundreds of millions a year, but Li Haoran can earn so much just by moving his arrogant little finger and tapping on the computer keyboard.

I have to admit that mental work is indeed more popular than physical work! !

In fact, the entertainment industry has had many discussions on this matter, thinking that with Li Haoran's talent and good looks, if he quits CCTV, he will completely release his own light.

Not to mention success and fame, making money is easy and easy to get. His flourishing beauty and evil talent will definitely make him more popular than the top four returnees.

As long as Li Haoran can maintain his current level, within ten years he will surely advance to the rank of legend. This guy is a star of the Heshibi level.

It's a pity that CCTV doesn't let people go, and this guy also has the arrogant attributes that talented people usually have. He doesn't like the entertainment industry to be controlled by brokerage companies, which makes countless brokers sigh.

At this moment, listening to Ma Yun's praise of Li Haoran's martial arts one after another, and thinking of the movie "Kong Shou Dao" he promoted on Taobao's omni-channel, smart fans' eyes brightened, and they looked forward to it again and again.

"I don't know if the richest man in China can pry open the door of CCTV? I'm really looking forward to seeing Li Haoran act awkwardly, which makes me think he's still a little normal."

"Martial arts in the world, only money can't be broken, understand!"

"Li Haoran is the little bully king, and Ma Yun is the big bully king. I look forward to the cooperation of the bully kings."

"In the long journey of life, there will always be a few wrong steps. Li Haoran, let's act in a movie! It's not good to be too perfect."

"A real warrior dares to face his face without make-up. Ma Yun is on it, Li Haoran, what are you afraid of?"

"Li Haoran, please don't agree, don't slip up and become a big cripple, and then look back and slip back."

"…'～…"

Barrage discussions continued, fans held their own opinions, some wanted Li Haoran to participate, and some did not want Li Haoran to participate. The vast majority of fans wanted to witness the birth of a legendary host, not the birth of a star.

At the recording site of "Big Wrist", Jack Ma stared at Li Haoran, a little fellow with a smile, and said, "Not only Mr. Lei's daughter is your fan, but mine is also your fan. You always tell me that you can do everything, but your acting skills are not good enough." Okay, now I will test you to see if your acting skills are good or not?"

"Uh!"

Li Haoran was ashamed, and said helplessly: "Mr. Ma, my acting skills are not good, and you are not much better! Let's be equal, okay? If you test me, can we say goodbye to the eldest brother and not the second brother?"

Invincible glanced at Li Haoran, Ma Yun picked up the teacup and took a sip, calmly said: "I-have-money!!"

"Hahahahaha..."

Li Haoran is convinced by these words, in this world, people with money can indeed do whatever they want! !

Amidst the loud laughter of the audience, Li Haoran shrugged and said, "Okay! How do you test me?"

After thinking about it for a while, Ma Yun made a request: "It's common for martial arts people to speak harshly, so you can perform a live performance of harsh words!"