Li Haoran gave a thumbs up in admiration, and said in admiration: "Xiu, Tianxiu, Chen Duxiu, Zhong Shenxiu, Master He Jiong, my admiration for you is just like that..."
Speaking of that word, Li Haoran suddenly stopped, looked at Huang Lei and said: "Then Mr. Huang, you are so... your family's situation should be very good?"
"You bastard who should be rubbed on the ground!"
Seeing that the flames of war were transferred to his 'fat' body, Huang Lei, who was stirring instant noodles in the cauldron, was about to fight, and Li Haoran jumped far away in fright.
Fat Di and Liu Shishi covered their mouths and giggled coquettishly, feeling that where Li Haoran existed, it was always so funny, not embarrassing at all.
Pointing at Li Haoran in the yard with a big spoon, Huang Lei and Huang Ba were domineering and domineering, and couldn't laugh or cry: "In the future, if you dare to beat around the bush and say that I am fat, be careful, I will chop you up and stir-fry you."
"Fuck!"
Li Haoran shuddered, and said in disbelief: "Huang Laoxie, can you stop being so evil, it's too scary to eat me!"
"Huang-Lao-Xie, this is the nickname Honglei gave me!"
"Huang-Lao-Xie, this is the nickname Honglei gave me!"
Huang Lei was speechless to explain to Dahua, remembering the nicknames of "Old Fox" and "Huang Laoxie" in "Extreme Challenge", he felt very proud for a while.
He is one of the top three variety show hosts in two series, is he awesome?
Dahua is a loyal supporter of Huang Lei, and when he heard that he put his hands on his hips, he vented his anger for Teacher Huang: "Brother Haoran, who are you calling Huang Laoxie?"
Rolling his eyes, Li Haoran said speechlessly: "Brother Dahua, are you a pig? Come out and break the balance at this time!"
Li Haoran was grinning when he said this, Dahua was not angry, and also grinned and said: "Brother Haoran, I am so handsome, can you stop describing me as a pig?"
Without any hesitation, Li Haoran nodded and agreed, "Good Paige!"
"Pfft!!"
Huang Lei, He Jiong, Fat Di, and Liu Shishi are all smart, they realized it in an instant, couldn't help laughing, and praised Li Haoran for his wit...
This reaction is too monstrous, and within a second, he thought of a way to reply, and it was so ingenious, he really deserved to be the host of the national name, and he sent it in capital letters.
Dahua didn't react at first, but then his expression suddenly froze, his eyes widened, he looked at Huang Lei and said, "Mr. Huang, Paige seems to be a pig too?"
"What do you say?"
Facing such a stupid Dahua, Huang Lei couldn't help but laugh, thinking that he and Li Haoran were the opposite ages, how could their ages and IQs be inversely proportional?
Da Hua was speechless, Huang Lei shook his head and sighed, "You silly boy!"
After holding back for a while, Dahua, who knew that he was not his opponent, smiled wryly and raised his hand, begging for mercy: "Okay, okay, I can't beat you, I surrender, okay!"
"Hey hey hey..."
Li Haoran blinked handsomely and smiled, modestly said: "Brother Dahua, don't belittle yourself, I'm still waiting for you to teach me how to play the violin! By the way, I can get the baby's phone number!"
Dahua was surprised, and said in surprise: "How do you know that I like baby?"
Blinking his eyes, Li Haoran said nonsense seriously: "You heard it when you were talking in your sleep."
Dahua was immediately embarrassed, scratched his head and said with a smile, "Have I ever talked in my sleep? What else did I say about 2.7? Stop, tell me later when you are alone!"
Seeing that Dahua is not too stupid, Li Haoran nodded with a smile, and found that Fatty and Liu Shishi walked over arm in arm, shrugged and said, "Why, you want to eat me too?"
Glancing at Li Haoran, Fatty planned to forget the villain's faults, so he asked with a sweet smile, "Haoran, is there any similar jokes! It's so funny!"
"Yes, I have!"
"Say it quickly, if it's good, I'll wash the dishes for you later."
"Really?" Li Haoran didn't really believe it, his eyes were full of doubts.
Fatty suddenly became angry, stomped his feet and said depressedly: "I lied to you as a puppy, sister Shishi is here!"
Hearing this, Liu Shishi smiled and said: "Li Haoran, I can be a witness!".
Chapter 540 Poetry's Marriage View
Liu Shishi is now wearing a brown-green spring shirt, a turn-up neck trimmed with white lace, dark green slim-fit trousers, the two trousers are cut like a knife, and dark green casual shoes. The sad emerald statue.
Everyone admires a beautiful woman, everyone desires a gentle woman, everyone praises a virtuous woman, a pure woman has a kind heart, a cheerful woman has sharp eyes, and a woman who reads information is the most beautiful.
Liu Shishi fits these qualities perfectly. Standing there quietly is a beautiful picture scroll, which perfectly interprets: the hibiscus comes out of clear water, and the natural way is to carve this peerless classic.
At this moment, Li Haoran was really glad that Liu Shishi in this life was still single, if this kind of stunner in the world was doted on by that old man Wu Qilong again, it would be too violent!
Seeing Liu Shishi's guarantee, Li Haoran nodded with a smile and said, "Okay! For Shishi's sake, I will reluctantly agree!"
Li Haoran's approach of "treating one more than another" made Pang Di sullenly purse his mouth12, and stared at him resentfully with a pair of big watery eyes, with the four words "You are a bad silver" written all over it.
Li Haoran got goosebumps all over his body when he was watched, and he couldn't help but backed away, to guard against the pursuit of this 'savage girlfriend'.
Fortunately, Fatty didn't turn his back on him, which made him heave a sigh of relief while being puzzled.
How did Li Haoran, a straight man with cancer, know that Fatty asked this question because he wanted to help him wash the dishes, how could he turn his face?
In Fatty's view, this approach is the most loving, most nourishing way to help him work silently and care for him.
A woman's heart is needled, and Fatty pretends to be so good at caring about others. How could Li Haoran, who is super stupid in this regard, understand it?
At this time, he still didn't realize that CP was caring about him. Seeing that there was no 'danger', he handsomely squeezed his chin and thought about the imitation version of the tip of the tongue.
The time traveler has a lot of troubles in happiness. Li Haoran has too many choices, and he is suffering from entanglement. I don't know which ridiculous imitation version to use?
After weighing it for a while, Li Haoran pretended to be creative and blurted out: "The smog, I only smoke Jiangnan. Compared with the heavy Beijing smog, the intense Hebei smog, and the coldness of Guangdong smog, I prefer Jiangnan smog." The mellow, authentic and unique local flavor."
"The low-temperature wet soot from desulfurization and denitrification is fully mixed with the charcoal aroma of straw burning, coupled with the catalysis of the exhaust gas and the background of low pressure, and finally blended with the curling sulfur smoke, making it durable and refreshing, dry and lingering, inhaled It hangs on the lungs, refreshes the heart, and enters the marrow."
After Li Haoran's shocking and funny copywriting fell, Liu Shishi and Fatty applauded in admiration, and the fans in the live broadcast room also applauded, and the barrage that had just subsided was blown up again!
"Li Haoran is too good! This talent is really unparalleled!"
"Pang Di is so right. You are also a nine-year compulsory education. Why are you so handsome?"
"Li Haoran, my sister will obey you if you don't support the wall, if you have the guts, let me support the wall!"
"Li Haoran told us: the mind is a commodity, not an ornament!"
"IQ is crushed again series!"
"Boss, come to the bowl and burst into tears!"
"..."
The fans sighed again and again, feeling that their IQ had been crushed.
Liu Shishi also felt this way, admiring: "Li Haoran, you are so monstrous, how do you have such a brain? It's so admirable!"
"Hahaha……"
Facing the curious and admiring eyes of the beautiful lady Shishi, Li Haoran looked up to the sky and laughed, and said with a smile: "Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but very important, Shishi, don't worship me!"
These words were so shameless that Liu Shishi's pretty face instantly turned red.
These words were so shameless that Liu Shishi's pretty face instantly turned red.
As a quiet lady, she can't bear such blunt teasing from the opposite sex, especially when Fatty is still around, she is so embarrassed!
"This straight man has cancer!"
Fatty was completely speechless, glared at this unscrupulous bastard viciously, and blamed in his heart: "I don't look at people when I talk, and I'm so nervous when I talk about underwear to Sister Shishi!"
Just as he was about to blame Li Haoran, Fatty suddenly heard a faint voice calling for help from outside the mushroom house, blinking his big eyes and wondering: "Hey! It seems that someone is calling for help, did you hear that?"
Liu Shishi blushing lightly tapped Qiong's head, frowned slightly and said, "It seems to be a woman's voice?"
Looking at the two silly girls with sweat all over his face, Li Haoran said speechlessly: "It's broad daylight, go out and have a look and you'll know, analyze it!"
After a pause, Li Haoran stared at the two women and said contemptuously: "If someone really needs help, if you analyze it, the person must be dead!"
After finishing speaking, Li Haoran spread his feet and ran towards the door, his speed was as fast as lightning, leaving behind an angry 'crazy' Fatty baring his teeth and claws, wishing he could chase him out too.
Liu Shishi was so amused by the happy friends mode of the two, covered his mouth and snickered for a while, and whispered in Fat Di's glittering ear: "Fat Di, you two are so funny, you act really well!"
Rolling his cute eyes, Fatty sighed and replied in a low voice: "Sister Shishi, sometimes I really don't act, I'm really angry, and doing a show with this guy, I will lose ten years of my life."
"Zhou-shou?"
Liu Shishi was stunned, blinked his big eyes and said in doubt: "Pang Di, you are a Uighur, you should believe that life, old age, sickness and death are predestined, and you still believe in Han people?"
"Uh!"
Fat Di was dumbfounded, suddenly remembered something, and asked curiously: "Sister Shishi, it is said that you are Hui nationality, so do you eat 680 pork? Do you drink alcohol?"
Smiling peacefully, Liu Shishi shook his head and said, "I don't eat pork or drink alcohol, just like you! Our beliefs are Muslin."
"Really!"
Fat Di seemed to have found a comrade-in-arms, and his smoky eyes glistened and said: "Sister Shishi, will you marry a fellow clan? Or find a man in the entertainment industry to marry?"
Even though a woman asked her this question, Liu Shishi was still ashamed and said helplessly, "Fatty, you ask this..."
Shaking Liu Shishi's arm, Fatty coquettishly said, "Sister Shishi, tell me!"
Liu Shishi is not good at begging for people, nor will he refuse people. He sighed, and whispered in the ear of Fatty who was full of expectations: "If I can meet a suitable one in the entertainment industry, I will marry him."
"What if he is Han?"
"If the relationship is deep enough, the ethnic issue shouldn't be a problem!"
Fatty still walked over the hurdle, wondering: "Sister Shishi, do you really think so?"
"whee……"
Liu Shishi smiled sweetly, and said in a low voice, "I haven't thought about marriage yet! By the way, why are you asking that, Fatty?"
"Just asking casually..."
"Really? Why do I not believe it so much!".
Chapter 541 The Depressed Fairy Sister
"Really? Why can't I believe it so much!"
Liu Shishi was very clever, and stared at Fatty with a smile, a look in his eyes that I already understood.
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