The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

From the expectant look in Fatty's eyes when she asked her this question, Liu Shishi immediately judged the girl's careful thinking: she had a good impression of Li Haoran, but she was stuck on the ethnic issue and hesitated.

"Poetry-poetry-sister!!"

Fatty was so embarrassed by the stares, he stomped his feet in embarrassment and acted like a baby with a long tone.

Although there is not much difference in age between the two, in front of Liu Shishi, who is tall, light, and dignified and elegant in speech and deeds, Fatty always feels that he has not grown up.

And every time she sees Liu Shishi, who has black hair like lacquer, skin like jade, beautiful eyes, and an indescribable charm in every frown and smile, she feels like meeting her senior sister.

In layman's terms, Liu Shishi's words and deeds are full of immortality, which gives people the feeling of a lady, and looks very convincing.

Covering his face with a smile, Liu Shishi teased: "Okay, the camera is recording it! Let's talk less!"

Fatty nodded hastily, and whispered: "Sister Shishi, let's talk tonight."

"Ok!"

Liu Shishi tapped Qiong's head to agree, and at this moment, Li Haoran's shocked voice came from the door...

"Damn it, Liu Yifei, when did you become a big fat goose, and that's it?"

At the steps, Liu Yifei leaned on the suitcase and was panting tiredly. After hearing Li Haoran's words, he couldn't even breathe smoothly, and he was so angry that he almost choked to death.

Qianqianyu pointed at Li Haoran with her pliers, her tearful eyes were like the moon hidden in the flowing clouds, unable to conceal the surging anger.

She pushed the heavy suitcase from the entrance of the village to the front of the mushroom house. The forty-five-degree uphill made her very tired.

After finally coming to the door, she shouted for help out of breath, even if no one heard it for a long time, and forget it if the expected hospitality did not appear, how could I give her a "big fat goose" welcome speech?

"I'm only 120 catties, where's the fat? Although it's a little fatter, it's not as good as a fat goose...!"

Justifying himself in his heart, Liu Yifei stared at Li Haoran with eyes that were devouring.

If eyes could kill, Li Haoran would have died millions of times by now, being pierced by thousands of arrows!

Facing Liu Yifei's angry eyes, Li Haoran also realized that he had said something wrong, and said with a smile: "Just kidding, just kidding, don't be so serious! Fans say that I can rely on my face to make a living, but I rely on it Talent is also too willful, do I have an excuse? Am I serious?"

"...!!!"

Liu Yifei's almond eyes widened, and he was speechless for a moment.

Staring blankly at this shameless bastard who jumped down the steps a few steps, and let him take the suitcase in his hand, he smiled wryly and complained: "Li Haoran, how can I feel sorry for you, you want to hurt me so much?"

"No no, absolutely no!"

Li Haoran shook his head in denial, and explained frankly: "Don't believe what I said casually. For example, I really hate when someone tells me that Wu Yanzu is more handsome than me. Fortunately, such a thing has never happened, so I can't hate it!"

After a pause, Li Haoran acted as if he had been there, and sincerely comforted him: "Liu Yifei, you should also have this kind of mentality, and also, you should be more magnanimous!"

After a pause, Li Haoran acted as if he had been there, and sincerely comforted him: "Liu Yifei, you should also have this kind of mentality, and also, you should be more magnanimous!"

Thinking of the "breakup" incident between Guo Degang and Cao Yunjin, which has caused a lot of trouble recently, and thinking of Lao Guo's classic rebuttal, Liu Yifei bared his teeth depressedly and said, "Advise me to be more generous, you will not die!"

……

"Hahahaha...It's so funny, I didn't expect Sister Shenxian to be quite a variety show!"

"It's really a variety show, much better than Liu Shishi, but from today on, the big fat goose will be with her for life, Li Haoran committed a crime!"

"There is a problem with the clothes Liu Yifei is wearing today. It looks very thick, and the jacket is relatively short. It really looks like a fat duck."

"Why is my fairy sister swollen and fat? You should lose weight!"

"Li Haoran is so shameless, he perfectly interprets what it means to not be narcissistic, and he will be destroyed!"

"Li Haoran: A modern poem, "Pessimism": I am/handsome/rich/but/what is the meaning of all/?"

"..."

The barrage in the live broadcast room was full of laughter, Li Haoran walked up the steps with a suitcase, and said with a smile: "What the hell! I have been treated as eighteen years old, and I have to bear the handsomeness that I shouldn't have at my age. I have to keep going!"

Following behind Li Haoran, Liu Yifei couldn't stand this guy's narcissism, and complained: "Li Haoran, can you stop praising yourself all the time, handsome people don't always praise themselves for being handsome."

".‖Hmm! That's right, I don't know if you don't tell me, the phrase 'a handsome man doesn't always praise himself for being handsome' was an unassailable truth before I appeared!"

There was constant laughter in the live broadcast room, Liu Yifei staggered and almost fell down.

After finally stabilizing his figure, Liu Yifei stared at the serious Li Haoran speechlessly. Liu Yifei was really convinced, and said tiredly: "Li Haoran, don't brag like that, we can still have a good chat!"

"I'm not bragging, Liu Yifei, many things can't be judged by eyes, but you have to feel with your heart, so you don't think I'm handsome because you trust your eyes too much."

"I trust my eyes!"

After Liu Yifei's slanderous words fell, He Jiong and Fat Di walked out of the courtyard one after another. After seeing the fairy sister, they greeted her with a "warm" greeting after a long absence.

The way of hospitality that Li Haoran did not experience, Liu Yifei experienced in He Jiong and Fat Di, and when she saw a table of delicious food, she was 'moved' to tears (of Li Zhao) when she was hungry.

Bowls of noodles were filled, and bowls bigger than adults' faces were served on the dining table under the awning. Liu Yifei sat on the right side, rubbing his jade hands and saying modestly, "I just ate without doing any work, I'm so embarrassed!"

Fat Di, He Jiong and the others smiled. Li Haoran was pouring water for them one by one.

Liu Yifei raised her head and looked at the rare and kind Li Haoran, her heart was a little moved, but before she could say thank you, Li Haoran spoke again.

"You will do it later, remember that the rice fields haven't been fertilized yet! I have to pull a cart of poop!"

"vomit!"

Liu Shishi, who just took a sip of tea, retched, covered his mouth and turned his head, almost making a fool of himself.

Liu Yifei's pretty face instantly became as pale as a sheet of paper, almost like a beeping dog. It's useless for her to be touched for a while just now, and her emotions are for nothing! .

Chapter 542 I Have Goosebumps

The expressions of Liu Shishi and Liu Yifei are very exciting, and the sad look of beeping the dog is beyond words, enough to make a classic emoticon package.

Obviously, the two coddled celebrities couldn't stand Li Haoran's 'biochemical attack', and they all associated unsightly images in their minds.

"vomit----"

Dahua also thought of the scene of digging out excrement with Li Haoran and Zhang Dada in the previous issue, the ecstasy smell that made him shudder seemed to hit his face, and he retched under the influence of Liu Shishi.

Huang Lei and He Jiong, two middle-aged men held back their laughter, looked at each other, shook their heads and sighed in their hearts: "Young man! That's great!"

Fat Di on the side was very embarrassed, couldn't help punching Li Haoran, a straight man, and said angrily, "What are you talking about!"

To be honest, for his CP, Fatty is really helpless sometimes and can't laugh or cry!

When you are smart, you are outrageously clever, but in some ways you are outrageously incompetent!

How can you be so straight and cancerous when you actually say papa while eating?

After being punched by Fat Di, Li Haoran rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction, and muttered: "The body of life is the carrier of the spirit body of life, and the carrier can be changed frequently, just like changing from a car to a boat, from a fox to a human, Life evolution and reincarnation are to maintain the morality of the universe and the dynamic balance of the overall life of the universe..."

You-te-what-in 540-said-what-what?

Can you speak a language that humans can understand?

Everyone was stunned, they were all stunned by Li Haoran's babbling words, they all stared at him in bewilderment, hoping to get an answer.

The three women looked at Li Haoran in unison, but He Jiong didn't understand, and asked with a tangled expression, "What do you mean?"

Taking a contemptuous glance at these illiterates, Li Haoran raised four fingers and said, "There are four meanings."

Fatty couldn't believe it: "There are four meanings in this sentence? So powerful? Why can't I understand the first level?"

"Of course, don't look at who I am!"

Hearing Li Haoran's confident answer, whether it was the stars under the arbor or the fans watching the live broadcast, they became curious.

Li Haoran's talent is well known and rare in the world.Even those who hate him, believe that he will give a very wonderful interpretation.

In just two months, Li Haoran's production, must be a boutique, has gradually become a gold-lettered signboard!

Nowadays, whether in the entertainment industry or in the eyes of ordinary people, Li Haoran's credibility is very strong, which is why Liu Yifei wants to cooperate with him.

For a while, countless fans moved small benches and listened attentively in the live broadcast room.

Under the arbor, Liu Yifei resisted the impulsive expression on Pia's face, gritted his teeth and said, "Let's hear it!"

"can!"

Glancing at the fat Liu Tianxian, Li Haoran shrugged and said: "The common saying is—to shit!"

"……Uh!"

Hearing this disharmonious vocabulary again at the dinner table, everyone's faces turned ugly, Li Haoran said to himself: "To put it in a literary way: Oh, my lovely papa, come out for a swim!"

Hearing this disharmonious vocabulary again at the dinner table, everyone's faces turned ugly, Li Haoran said to himself: "To put it in a literary way: Oh, my lovely papa, come out for a swim!"

"Pfft!"

Fat Di, Liu Shishi, and Liu Yifei couldn't help laughing, and then rolled their lovely eyes together.

In the live broadcast room, the millions of viewers who watched the live broadcast also burst into laughter and praised it again and again. What Li Haoran said is indeed very literary and artistic, and it has a literary style.

With a smile, Li Haoran continued: "To put it in a literary way, it is: Oh, my lovely Baba, I can't wait to swim to the depths of the sea with you, and look up at the splendor of the stars through the deep blue of the sea! "

When he said this passage, Li Haoran had an expression of reciting a poem, and the magnetic voice made everyone's expressions dull, and when he connected with the content of the recitation, he couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body.

This is really a literary and artistic statement!

Clapping his hands, Li Haoran grinned under the stunned gaze of the crowd and said, "There is also a saying that the literature and art are so annoying and cheating on the manuscript fee..."

After a pause, Li Haoran put on a pose looking at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, coughed, and said in an expressive voice: "Oh, my lovely Baba, I let you go in despair, this is the separation of life!"

"Your departure gave me an eternal emptiness, but I had to let you go, not because I was afraid of suffocating for you every night, but!!"

"Ah, papa, my lovely papa, I believe that my love will follow you, swim to the depths of the sea, and with you, through the deep blue of the sea, look up at the splendor of the stars. And your body temperature , will pass through my nose and touch my soul, and finally stay with me..."

After Li Haoran's extraordinary recitation finished, there was silence in the Mushroom House. Several celebrities stared at this heinously crooked guy in dumbfounded, unable to utter a word.

Even little H obediently lay under the table, covering his eyes with his little paws as if he couldn't bear to look directly, and his instant cuteness captured the hearts of countless girls.

"Li Haoran, why are you so handsome!"

"Li Haoran didn't intend to be different, but his taste is really outstanding!"

"Fuck, I laughed so hard, I got goosebumps when I heard it, it's so awesome!"

"I swear, just based on this advertisement, Li Haoran's poop is bought!"

"..."

The barrage was boiling, Li Haoran spread his hands and said, "At least give me some feedback! How about my interpretation? Is it enough to give full marks?"