The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"Hahahaha, did you notice that the sign language teacher started rolling his eyes before Li Haoran even spoke!"

"Sign language teacher: Why is it me again? I don't want to live broadcast Li Haoran's news!"

"While paying attention to Liu Ming, the fire tongs, we must pay attention to the despair of the sign language teacher!"

"..."

The barrage was laughing and joking, and in the recording room, after the regular opening, the camera was aimed at Li Haoran, and the expected show operation came as scheduled.

"The earth is going to explode, we are going to explode, the universe is going to restart, we are live broadcasting new media, in the wind and rain and in the years, we will always wait for you, there are no four seasons (4G), and there is WiFi! Use your mobile phone data, order my life Bright, use your electricity bill for the rest of your life, and promise me a peak season for the rest of my life."

Before Li Haoran finished the broadcast with a serious expression, the fans watching the live broadcast all over the country burst into laughter. When his "pious" broadcast was over, the barrage on CCTV completely became boiling.

"The sign language teacher is suffering. Li Haoran has contributed a lot to the popularization of Chinese, but how can sign language express the profound and profound Chinese?"

"Do you want to cry like this, I'm so embarrassed to change the channel!"

"Do you want to cry like this, I'm so embarrassed to change the channel!"

"Hahahaha, isn't the second season of Earth Exploding? It's so funny, Li Haoran is so talented!"

"That's amazing my anchor, don't you realize that the sign language teacher is about to cry!" (bgdj)

"If you want to do well in sign language, Brother Ran will guide you!"

"That sentence WiFi made me laugh so hard, how can sign language translate words that have different homonyms?"

"This brain hole, wow! The sign language teacher is going crazy, my poor sister Yuanyuan!"

"..."

The barrage exploded, and Li Haoran's live broadcast did not stop. The screen behind him switched to a background image of a steaming heat wave, and the four big characters 'sultry steaming' told the audience the content of the next live broadcast.

The joke about the weather from last time has been popular on the Internet. Fans are staring at the screen with full anticipation, their ears pricked up, for fear of missing a word Li Haoran said.

Li Haoran, who worked with Caisao, reported on the regular broadcast: "First of all, let's pay attention to the high temperature. The high temperature weather in various parts of the country has lasted for more than half a month, and the heat is still unabated. This round of high temperature process not only affects a wide range and lasts for a long time, but also Strong local strength."

"The Central Meteorological Observatory continues to issue high temperature warnings. The high temperature warnings have been issued for 17 days in a row, and 9 provinces have locally reached 40 degrees Celsius. I remind everyone to pay attention to precautions. The hottest | hottest sunny day in the country appears in your area."

"Why is it so formal, what about the show operation? What about the show operation?"

"Li Haoran, what are you still talking about? Didn't you find that the sign language teacher is ready?"

"Hahahaha... It's so funny that the sign language teacher looks like an enemy!"

"..."

The bullet screen was full of anticipation, and the fans were not kept waiting. After a pause, Li Haoran started the long-lost show operation under the anticipation of everyone.

Looking at the teleprompter, Li Haoran said calmly without even looking at it: "If you sweat if you are given some sunshine, then you will be flooded when you go out in this weather, and there are Chen Yu and Luo Yan to accompany you in the world of mortals."

"Here we come, hahahaha! It's been a long time coming!"

"66666, I like news like this!"

"The sign language is wrong. The sign language only gives you some sunshine and you sweat. There is no such thing as a fish or a wild goose!"

"I like Li Haoran's serious jokes the most, why don't you laugh?"

"..."

The barrage was boiling, but Li Haoran was not affected at all. He sat in front of the camera, calm and calm, his body was straight, and his magnetic pronunciation kept making jokes for the audience.

"The top is a cage, and the bottom is coals. You don't need a pot lid, you can just burn wheat, you don't need dough, you can have egg yolk pie, you don't need to chop, slice, shred, or mince stuffing, and you still have salted eggs in your sweat." .”

"You are a traditional famous dish that is walking around. It is just a takeaway, but the taste is a bit strange. Remind everyone to be careful of heat stroke and cool down to prevent it.".

Chapter 58 The sign language teacher who died in battle (4/50 for the first order)

Unsurprisingly, Li Haoran's serious showmanship successfully made everyone laugh, and completely made the sign language teacher sway in the wind. The emoticons of stunned, sluggish, and silly horses are extremely hilarious.

As if yesterday reappeared, the deja vu expression appeared on the face of the sign language teacher again.

His brows twitched, his whole body trembled, 'grievance' and 'anger' both transpired, just like the weather jokes broadcast by Li Haoran, sparks splashed in the scorching air.

Hearing this paragraph, the barrage is going crazy, it refreshes at a speed that the human eye can't keep up with, and it's so dense that you can't even see the content clearly-.

"How do you type this paragraph in sign language? How do you type it? My god, the sign language teacher is about to cry!"

"Li Haoran's playing like this can be said to be a pioneer!"

"Ask for the sign language teacher's psychological shadow area?"

"I'm a sign language teacher for the disabled, let me translate what the sign language teacher just said!"

"Hurry up……"

"Please popularize science, I am most looking forward to the appearance of the sign language master!"

"I took a picture with my mobile phone, and the first sentence is translated as: if, sun, you, sweat, weather, going out, Pentium, fish, swallow, you, is siu mai, just translate so much! If you don't listen to the content, I can't understand what the sign language teacher is saying."

"Hahahaha, the sign language teacher is indeed dead!"

"..."

After Li Haoran finished broadcasting this classic news scene in a serious manner, the barrage was still being discussed enthusiastically, and an ironic scene happened...

Under the attention of countless people, the camera in the lower left corner jumped, and the sign language teacher changed from a big sister to a middle-aged uncle.

This was naturally a routine that Cui Yan had arranged in advance, but the emotionally invested audience seemed to be that the sign language teacher was overwhelmed and died, and had to temporarily replace the substitutes.

Cui Yan's painstakingly concocted trick has achieved good results. The barrage is crazy, and the live broadcast interface is overwhelmed in a few seconds. It is a miracle that a news live broadcast is so popular.

"Hahahaha...it's not funny to be funny! It's like Li Haoran is not pretending to be the most deadly!"

"The sign language teacher has fainted from crying in the toilet, and the sign language teacher is about to hit someone!"

"Seeing Li Haoran's serious face when he was broadcasting the news, I laughed out loud and became very unserious!"

"From now on, CCTV will circulate a saying, Li Haoran is a hard-working man, and a sign language teacher is a flowing water!"

"Sign language level: easy, normal, difficult, hell, Li Haoran!"

"..."

There was laughter all over the country, even the staff in the live broadcast room were full of suffocated laughter, and they couldn't help laughing even though they were prepared, especially Li Haoran's frozen face that had never changed for thousands of years made their stomachs hurt.

Is it really good to broadcast serious news like this?

The contrast is too strong!

The contrast is too strong!

Zheng Xing on the side almost burst out laughing, but fortunately her hard training professionalism made her suppress her laughter. When she saw the camera was aimed at her, she straightened her face and took over Li Haoran's topic in a serious manner and started her own speech broadcast.

"Next, let's take a look at the specific situation in various places during this period. In this round of high temperature, Liaoning and Shenyang won the first place with a score of more than 35 degrees for three consecutive days, and they will soon tie the historical record... "

"Starting from this week in the capital, the scorching sun will continue to be on duty, and the dual mode of barbecue and steamer will continue. Today's highest temperature has reached 34 degrees Celsius, and the minimum relative shi is 55%. The temperature is high, the shi is high, and the body feels very stuffy. , and it's not only hot during the day, but also very hot at night, making it so hot that the invisible pair of brothers, day and night, can't tell you apart, leaving you nowhere to hide."

"When the sweltering heat and steaming are all on the battlefield, I finally understand that where it is cool and where to stay, this sentence is the hidden love and the sincerity that will never leave!"

"Hahaha, I didn't expect Zheng Min to be a hidden joker too!"

"..."

Zheng Xing's broadcast surprised the fans, and there was a lot of discussion on the bullet screen.

Although Zheng Xing doesn't feel as funny as Li Haoran, this segment of the broadcast is not bad.

And the two anchors went into battle one after another, the jokes came out frequently, the news about the scorching weather was finally funny, the teleprompter switched the content, and the second broadcast content appeared on it.

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The camera cut back to Li Haoran's handsome body, and the promotional photos of the Irossi World Cup appeared on the big screen behind him. The Hercules Cup stood on the lawn, which made countless fans feel distressed.

Just as Li Haoran said on Weibo: China has gone to this World Cup, companies, crayfish, fans, but the national football team did not go.

Li Haoran was extremely calm, and the Sao operation continued to start broadcasting: "Next, we will pay attention to the news of the World Cup. The World Cup has started to dominate the screen these days. Whether it is Ronaldinho or C Luo J Luo has already started the game. These words are beyond words. The frequency appears in front of you, is it because the thirst for knowledge suddenly becomes vacant and ahead?"

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"66666, the sign language teacher was killed in battle again, the uncle made all the translations wrong!"

"Rhyming madman Li Haoran, you are so naughty, is it because the director is not at home today?"

"I'm so shocked!"

"..."

Laughing at the barrage, Li Haoran continued: "Next, let's briefly understand the manual for developing real fans and the survival guide for fake fans. Whether it is an old friend or a new face, I believe that in this June day of the world, fans are wandering. The boat, the team is the sail of the fans, if we win, we will go crazy together, if we lose, we will stay together!"

The barrage was full of 6666 again, Li Haoran did not disappoint them, he just opened his mouth, what he said was much more exciting than the World Cup, and immediately made them overjoyed!

"The results of this World Cup are very unreasonable. I always ask you whether you are surprised or not; whether it is probably or maybe maybe it seems to be impossible. The difference is so far away that it is impossible to predict."

"Fans always hope that their favorite team can go ten miles, fifty miles, one hundred miles in the spring, and one meter is one meter, but they often sink [-] miles under the sea."

"In fact, these are not as good as you who like football. You can stay up late for a serious reason, and you can shed tears if you are really moved. This is the greatest joy that football brings us."

Chapter 59 Live broadcast of mistakes caused by bad luck (5/50 for the first order)

"Hahahaha, this paragraph is so exciting, whoever stipulates that CCTV must be serious, Li Haoran is an exception, he is the anchor of CCTV jokes."

"CCTV has always given everyone a very serious feeling, including the host, who has always been majestic and solemn, as if he never laughed, but Li Haoran was an accident!"

"Actually, it's not difficult to understand, because CCTV represents the facade of a national TV station, so it can't be compared with ordinary local stations, but CCTV is also making changes. Li Haoran is not always full of jokes, but also speaks with a serious face. It's so funny!"

"Li Haoran's story is really endless, and it rhymes so well, absolutely!"

"Actually, Li Haoran's broadcast format allows everyone to receive information in a relaxed and pleasant manner, which is really good!"

"..." "Two nine three"

The CCTV navy appeared on a large scale, and began to instill the image of CCTV as close to the people to the audience, both openly and covertly.

And when Li Haoran quickly finished broadcasting this section, the middle-aged uncle's sign language teacher had already stopped cooking completely in a hurry, and directly changed people amidst the audience's laughter.

The third sister paper sign language teacher appeared on the stage, but the worried and frightened expression on her face should not be too obvious, which made everyone laugh out loud.

"Hahahaha, the sign language teacher has changed again! Pay attention to the sign language teacher in the lower left corner all the time!"