The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"A sign language teacher is always in love. Li Haoran is really a hard-working sign language teacher!"

"I'm tired of it, how many sign language teachers do I have to prepare!"

"Is this a broadcast accident?"

"..."

Amidst the laughter, Li Haoran was not affected by the continuous change of sign language teachers at all. He was terribly calm, frighteningly calm, and broadcast the news on his own.

"First of all, let's learn about the match between Spain and Yilang. During the match, Spain was besieging the whole field, while Yilang was defending with an iron barrel formation, forming a 640 defensive formation, like a bus stopping in front of his own door. , almost 11 people are standing in the restricted area..."

After a slight pause in tone, Li Haoran immediately broke out a golden sentence, magnetically saying: "The formation is called -110... Can Spain say that I called the police?"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"This metaphor is perfect! Call the police, Spain, you were really going crazy at the time, if you can call the police, they will definitely call the police!"

"..."

The barrage burst into laughter, and Li Haoran didn't stop: "Anyway, Yi Lang just wanted to tie the opponent, and Spain is definitely not in vain... In the end, the opponent made an own goal and scored 1-0. The situation for qualifying is cloudy. clear."

"Sign language teacher: crooked, 110? I want to call the police."

"It rhymes too much! I'm curious how the sign language teacher translates this passage?"

"I feel sorry for the sign language teacher, so does it really mean that when you say sign language?"

"..."

After a pause, when the camera on the big screen at the back switched to the game between England and Colombia, Li Haoran calmly broadcasted the show, and the show operation was highlighted again.

"England and Colombia had constant disputes and sparks, but at the last moment, England broke the record and redeemed itself, winning a penalty shootout for the first time in the World Cup, breaking the curse of psychology, mathematics, metaphysics, probability, and leaving school after class ! A historic feat has been achieved.”

"Pfft!!"

"Pfft!!"

This paragraph can be regarded as the crowning touch of the whole report. When Li Haoran finished speaking, the sound of rice spraying from all over the country was staged one after another at this moment. Many people were coughing and crying because of the water they just drank to suppress their shock.

Just like last night, there are not a few people who broke their computers today.

Many computer maintenance workers were ecstatic, and really felt that they had to set up a Longevity Temple for Li Haoran to pray for blessings, and pray for a prosperous business!

The barrage also boiled to the extreme at this moment, and everyone expressed their emotions in words, otherwise they would really be laughed to death.

"Hahahaha, what the hell are you talking about about psychology, mathematics, metaphysics, probability, and after school, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Actually, it's quite reasonable to think about it. England these years can be summed up by these few words."

"66666... ​​what else can I do besides lying on the ground and shouting 66666?"

"Too talented, Li Haoran is amazing!"

"A look of resentment in the lower left corner..."

"The lower left corner has an unlovely face..."

"Fortunately, I'm not a sign language teacher, hahahaha!!"

"I seem to have seen the sign language teacher pointing the middle finger just now, did you see that?"

"I guessed it, the punishment for CCTV's sign language teacher is assigned to Li Haoran!"

"A rhyming monster! You are working together to eliminate the sign language teacher!"

"..."

The barrage was buzzing, and Cui Yan, who has been paying attention to the real-time data, was almost insanely happy. The ratings broke 1.5%.

"I made it, I found a way out for live news!"

Cui Yan was so excited that she was about to tremble, she felt that she was too wise to protect Li Haoran's shining gold and bring her a shining medal, she was too prescient... .

Looking expectantly at his favorite general, Li Haoran said another paragraph with a smile on his face, and summed it up brilliantly: "It can be said that this World Cup is about [-] players running to the north slope, the forwards running side by side, and the defenders afraid The striker touches, and the striker looks for the defender's feet."

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

Hilarious scenes were being staged all over the country. At this time, Zheng Wei took the microphone and finished broadcasting a piece of news about a lost orangutan in a zoo in a somewhat regular manner. It took two minutes to calm down the laughter of the audience.

After Zheng Xun finished the broadcast, seeing the camera pointed at Li Haoran, he gave him thumbs up to cheer for him 3.6. The live broadcast just now was really great, and she could feel the boiling laughter through the screen.

Not only Zheng Wei, but most of the people in the recording room gave Li Haoran a thumbs up, including the Iron Lady Cui Yan. She was very satisfied with Li Haoran's performance, and she deserved to be the one who made the right bet.

Of course, Cui Yan didn't think so right away...

李浩然表情淡定自若，自信从容的开口道：“接下来关注一下财经新闻，据美联社十三号公布的一项调查数据显示，在1-9-6-5，呃…在…啊…1-9-6-5名…啊…在一千九百六十五名……”

Li Haoran said involuntarily, his heart was completely shocked, a cool song drifted slowly from his heart, and then the system sounded a clear reminder. .

Chapter 60 Successive broadcast accidents (6/50 for the first order)

"There is still half an hour left in the duration of bad luck, please be careful with the host!"

Li Haoran tried to maintain a serious expression, and roared in his heart: "Fuck, what the hell are you doing to the system? I said why can't I control myself? So it was you who did it, the system, you want to kill me!"

"The system doesn't have any intentions against the host. The bad luck has not passed yet. Please take precautions, the host has only half an hour left!"

The system's explanation full of "warmth" stunned the furious Li Haoran, and he was furious in his heart: "Damn it's half an hour, and there is exactly half an hour left in my live broadcast of "Follow Today". Did you do it on purpose?"

"Host, don't worry, the system will never intentionally target the host. That is not in line with the original intention of the system. The system will only help the host to increase its popularity!"

"Nimma, I don't need such popularity!"

Li Haoran was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood, but during the live broadcast, he could only suppress the anger in his heart, control his mistakes, and finished broadcasting the news embarrassingly.

When Li 16 Haoran was broadcasting, everyone from all over the country laughed like crazy, and the screen was filled with bullet screens.

……

"Hahahaha... Li Haoran, don't you feel uncomfortable, right? 1965 is too bad!"

"Li Haoran is Li Haoran, and his actions are different. A typo is 200 yuan. How much is it?"

"Wages are burning, Li Haoran, your financial deficit is not over yet!"

"Did you do it on purpose? Or did you get sick after taking medicine!"

"..."

The bullet screen was laughing like crazy, and Zheng Xing on the side stared at Li Haoran with an expression as if he had seen a ghost, and said in shock: "My God! Why did you make a mistake again, what are you doing!!"

After the shock, Zheng Xing quickly made a calm and calm gesture, thinking that Li Haoran was nervous again, and signaled him not to be nervous. The concerned expression made Li Haoran feel warm and at the same time he couldn't help but smile bitterly.

He wasn't worried, all of this was caused by the damn system!Bad luck, good luck, and immortality actually worked at this time! !

She hated the system to death, and Cui Yan also hated Li Haoran to death. A perfect issue of "Follow Today" was about to be born, but this guy made a mistake again. How could she claim credit for the director?

"This bastard, his psychological quality is so good, he must have done it on purpose, must have done it on purpose..."

Cui Yan was about to go mad with anger, and walked back and forth outside the recording room with his hands on his hips. His previous warm expression turned into a storm and cloudy clouds, which frightened the recording team into silence.

"If he dares to make mistakes again..."

Cui Yan had just made up her mind that if Li Haoran made a mistake, she would strangle him to death. The thing that caused her to vomit blood happened. Li Haoran said in a regular manner: "Next, please pay attention to other news about people's livelihood."

Li Haoran did not make a mistake in broadcasting this sentence, but the director made a mistake.

Because he laughed too hard just now, his finger pressed the button too hard, and the signal switching button was stuck, and he couldn't break it out for a while, and his face was covered with white hairs.

The signal could not be switched to Zheng Xing. After maintaining a serious expression for three seconds, Li Haoran thought the signal had been cut. The fans who laughed from ear to ear laughed until they had diabetes insipidus.

"Hahaha, no, my aunt is about to laugh!"

"Hahaha, no, my aunt is about to laugh!"

"Where's the director? There was an accident in the live broadcast, Li Haoran hasn't noticed yet, my cheeks hurt from laughing!"

"Smile, watch Li Haoran's news and train your abs!"

"Li Haoran's depressed expression is so cute! My sister is going crazy!"

"Director: What did you say that I didn't hear?"

"..."

The fans were out of breath from laughing, Zheng Xing was sitting upright waiting for the news to be broadcast, seeing that the signal light in front of him was not on, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw Li Haoran roaring silently, his face paled with fright, he turned around and blinked fiercely , Shaking his hands violently, like a chicken shaking its wings, it signaled Li Haoran to stop, he was so anxious.

At this moment, the director finally pulled out the button with sweat on his face, and the signal was successfully switched to Zheng Xun who turned around, and her cute and silly side was unreservedly displayed in front of everyone.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Xiao Shuang is so cute, hahahaha, I found that I fell in love with Xiao Shuang, even though I am a woman!"

"I'm going to die laughing, the two live broadcasts, Zheng Min was killed by Li Haoran twice!"

"..."

The fans burst into laughter again, Cui Yan's eyes were about to burst outside the recording room, and the director felt the terrifying look in his eyes and realized his mistake, so he pressed the button in fright, and the perspective switched to Li Haoran again.

How did Li Haoran know that the camera was switched to him again, and when he saw the reminder from the opposite Zheng Xing, he looked at her in a daze, and after she signaled, he turned his head to look at the camera that was broadcasting live, and almost spurted a mouthful of old blood.

"Ah! You are still looking at me!"

Involuntarily muttering and grinning, Li Haoran hurriedly looked at the teleprompter, broadcasting the news that should have been broadcast by Zheng Xun: "Let's pay attention to the press conference being held by the Taiwan Affairs Office of the State Council. First, please ask the director to switch the signal to 623. At the press conference of the Taiwan Affairs Office, let's take a look at the news about cross-strait news at the press conference."

This time Li Haoran was still right, the rescue was timely.

The director was also right. Under Cui Yan's glaring gaze, he successfully switched the signal to the press conference site, allowing the news to continue broadcasting.

Then, the scene that made Cui Yan vomit blood happened again. After the camera cut successfully, there was no one at the press conference, and the exiting reporters could be seen walking out from the edge of the angle of view.

Cui Yan was dumbfounded. At this moment, the assistant ran over panting, out of breath, and said, "Director Cui, Xiaolu, who participated in the press conference of the Taiwan Affairs Office of the State Council, just called and said that the conference was temporarily canceled. Let us ..."

The assistant couldn't continue when she said this. Seeing the anger on Cui Yan's face, her whole body tensed up, feeling bad.

Sure enough, Cui Yan gritted his teeth and roared angrily: "The reporters have left the stage, why did she say that?"

"That...Director Cui, Xiao Lu said that your cell phone is not available and you can only call the office. I ran over after answering the phone at the office..."

Listening to the assistant's explanation with a frosty face, Cui Yan patted his trouser pocket to realize that the phone was not there. After recalling in his mind for a while, he finally remembered that the phone was on the seat, and no one heard it because it was set to vibrate. .

Chapter 61 Unstoppable Broadcast Accident (7/50 Seeking First Order)