The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

This is my pot!

Cui Yan waved his hand tiredly, he didn't even have the heart to scold the staff.I can only lament that I am a little bit backward today, and the mistakes are repeated one after another. Could it be that the feng shui in this live broadcast room is not good?

The recording hall of "Follow Today" was in a hurry, and the staff worked hard to get the live broadcast back on track.

All the viewers who watched the live broadcast were undoubtedly bursting with laughter. There were laughter one after another all over the country, and there was a lot of joy in the barrage.

"Hahahaha... Laughing out of breath 23333"

"I laughed too, did I watch fake CCTV? Is it because the director is not at home that you are so naughty?"

"Watch this video every day to practice abdominal muscles, hahahahaha"

"I'll go, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard, this can all be a collection of mistakes in the third season!"

"I found that where there is Li Haoran, there is a problem. Why is he so skinny?"

"Is the little depressed expression that you hugged your head and shouted just now really handsome?"

"..."

The tall and majestic CCTV news broadcast made mistakes one after another. Except for the black face of the CCTV staff, the audience didn't think there was a problem at all, but found it very funny.

In the hearts of the general public, this kind of CCTV is a good CCTV, very down-to-earth, very close to the people, bringing them laughter and relieving the increasing pressure.

Of course, the mistakes in the live broadcast also burned the wages of the staff. Li Haoran was full of despair when he thought of the bad luck he would face in the next [-] minutes, and the thought of the chicken blood red ticket leaving him.

"System, I was wrong, I will never scold you again, please get rid of the bad luck, okay?"

"I'm sorry, the system can't do anything about the dice thrown by the host himself."

"Fuck!"

"Don't worry about the host. Mistakes in the live broadcast actually increase popularity. Doesn't the host feel that his fans are increasing rapidly?"

"I...I don't want such popularity!〃¨!"

Li Haoran lamented depressedly in his heart, fortunately the live broadcast was not him, but the empty press conference site, otherwise he would be really embarrassed to death by making continuous mistakes.

Bad luck, what are you afraid of...

Seeing that there was no one at the press conference, the director turned pale and hurriedly switched the camera. Li Haoran's extremely depressed expression appeared in front of thousands of households, making everyone laugh.

This blame is really not the director's broadcast. According to the division of labor, this news was broadcast by Li Haoran, and he did nothing wrong.

Li Haoran was in a tragedy. Fortunately, he found out in time. He straightened his expression, sat up straight, and began to broadcast a joke in his heart.

However, what he said was completely different from what he thought, and the damn bad luck was tricking him again, Li Haoran sang cool in his heart.

"Let's close the group (follow) again...uh! Then close the group (follow) a group of international...uh...news."

"Hahahahaha!!"

"The sun is shining brightly in China, but Brazil is facing the most violent precipitation season this year. According to the information released by the Central Astronomical and Meteorological Observatory, the heavy precipitation in Brazil will continue until the 290th!"

"...Let's come (consecutively) to our reporter Zhao Ya in Brazil via (wire) now...Zhao Ya, hello, can you hear me?"

Li Haoran said involuntarily, with tears in his heart, he held his forehead and sighed.

Nima's system, the old paper will never end with you! !

There was lamentation and stifled laughter in the recording room, Zheng Wei covered his face with his hands, Cui Yan's face was ferocious, and the director was depressed.

There was lamentation and stifled laughter in the recording room, Zheng Wei covered his face with his hands, Cui Yan's face was ferocious, and the director was depressed.

The staff were depressed, but the audience watching the live broadcast was not depressed at all, but the continuous stalks made them laugh 'horribly', because their cheeks hurt from laughing, and many of them covered their faces with their hands.

"Hahahaha, connect through the wire, if you have the ability to hit me along the wire!"

"CCTV is so fucking funny! I can't stop laughing!"

"Li Haoran is a joker, the appraisal is complete! This is also a fake CCTV, the appraisal is complete!!"

"Damn it's number 290, is that how Bassie calculates the date? Hahaha, laugh out loud!"

"I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing 23333"

"Mistake collection king Li Haoran is online again, everyone come and watch!"

"..."

People all over the country were laughing wildly, and the connection between Li Haoran and the expatriate reporter Zhao Ya was in progress all the time.

The director cut the screen into two halves. On the left is Li Haoran with an awkward smile, and on the right is Zhao Ya, a foreign correspondent, a young girl standing by a river in Brazil.

"Hello, Zhao Ya... Can Zhao Ya hear me? Zhao Ya?"

Li Haoran spoke involuntarily, and Zhao Ya in the video on the right listened carefully with his earphone covered. Every time Li Haoran asked, he nodded and opened and closed his mouth to answer.

But because of the delay, Zhao Ya didn't hear any sound, it looked like he was acting in a mime, and with Li Haoran's bewildered expression, it looked very funny.

The audience laughed like crazy, their stomachs hurt from laughing, and all kinds of weird answers in the barrage popped up on the paper, such as 'Zhao Ya was submerged in water', 'signal connection failed, please try again', etc., lol dead people.

"." Hello, Zhao Ya? "

Li Haoran tried to ask again.

At this time, there was finally a voice on the other side of the connection, but it was not Zhao Ya's voice, but a fly hovering in front of the camera, and the buzzing sound spread to thousands of households.

Surprisingly, because of the delay, Zhao Ya didn't hear Li Haoran's 'kind' inquiry, and when he saw the annoying flies flying in front of him, he naturally waved his hands to chase them away.

When he did this, it coincided with Li Haoran's questioning, so a funny scene appeared, in which Zhao Ya disliked Li Haoran and heard his voice like chasing flies.

"Fuck!"

Li Haoran's expression (Wang Wang's) froze in an instant, his forehead was covered with black lines, and ten thousand muddy horses galloped past in his heart, how disgusting that feeling was.

Zheng Min, who had always maintained a serious look, finally couldn't maintain his expression anymore at this time, burst out laughing, and quickly covered his mouth after laughing.

But it was useless, the laugh had already been relayed.

"Zhao Ya: Buzz buzz buzz, where did the flies come from!"

"Looking at Li Haoran's subtle expression changes, the expression that froze in that instant is really hilarious!"

"Buzz buzz buzz... Li Haoran is really speechless with the momentary sluggish expression!"

"Zheng Xing is so cute! This snicker is the essence of laughter!"

"The delay is terrible, my heart aches for three seconds, and then I continue to laugh!"

"It's a long-distance power-on delay, but it's too coincidental! I'm dying laughing!"

"Fuck, stop and laugh."

Chapter 62 Zheng Xing also made a mistake (8/50 for the first order)

"See... I saw a ghost!!!"

Cui Yan was dumbfounded, the unknown fire in her heart had already burned to the sky, but she really had nothing to say, is this Li Haoran's mistake?Can it really count?

Clenching his fist and letting go, clenching again and then letting go, Cui Yan tried to calm himself down, took a deep breath and softly persuaded himself: "There is a problem with the equipment, there is a problem with the equipment!"

The ratings of the show have skyrocketed to 1.98%. Cui Yan is really reluctant to stop the live broadcast. She can only hope that everything can get back on track. After all, most of the mistakes are caused by the equipment, and it is not a crime of war!

Li Haoran didn't notice Cui Yan who was about to go berserk. He was feeling sick and uncomfortable, and was interrupted by Zhao Ya like a fly. Who could he cry to for his speechlessness?

Maintaining a calm and composed expression in a serious manner, Li Haoran has long been yelling at the system and Zhao Yama in his heart, do you still have professional ethics?what!Do you have?It's live!It's live!

There is also Zheng Xing's unrestrained laughter. To Li Haoran's ears, it is obviously a "schadenfreude" laughter. There is a twenty-nine man.

"My sadness has flowed like a river, who can understand me at 730!"

Staring at the camera, Li Haoran cried in his heart, when Zhao Ya's voice finally came: "Hello, Haoran."

"Hi Zhao Ya."

With a slight nod, Li Haoran began to broadcast the news in a well-regulated manner, and asked: "Just now I also introduced to you that the heavy rainfall in Brazil killed [-] people..."

Li Haoran was interrupted by Zhao Ya before he finished speaking. Because of the five-second delay, his voice spread to thousands of households: "Today is the seventh day of continuous heavy rainfall in Brazil, and it finally cleared at noon. Woolen cloth……"

"...!!!" Li Haoran.

Li Haoran was almost dizzy. Multiplying speechlessness by ten is not enough to explain his mood at this time. Haven't asked any questions yet?You answer gross, answer gross!

"Hahahahaha!!"

The burst of laughter sounded again, but before Li Haoran recovered from his speechless expression, and before the audience could stop laughing, Zhao Ya, who was talking endlessly, suddenly stopped, her expression fixed on squinting and pouting. At the moment, it looks very reggaeton.

TV signal connection failed (bhfc)...

Seeing the outrageous expression on the display screen in front of him, Li Haoran involuntarily hid back, with goose bumps all over his body, and shouted in his heart: "Fuck, what kind of expression is this damn?"

"Pfft!"

Even after rigorous training, after seeing this weird scene, Zheng Xing still couldn't hold back his laughter, covering his mouth and twitching while laughing.

Today is different from the past, but she is not too worried about the two losing their jobs due to mistakes. With their popularity, CCTV can easily let them go. At best, they will no longer live broadcast news programs, but they can still host entertainment programs.

Zheng Xing was bursting out laughing, not to mention the audience watching the excitement and eating melon seeds. After seeing Zhao Yana's shocking expression, they all laughed miserably. Many people were laughing with their stomachs in their arms, out of breath. Breathe a sigh of relief, the life of laughing can't take care of itself.

……

"Zhao Ya: Li Haoran, don't talk, ask me!"

"Hahahaha, signal connection failed, please try again!"

"Hahahaha, Zhao Yami's expression is so ridiculous! Is she Li Haoran's nemesis?"

"Hahahaha, Zhao Yami's expression is so ridiculous! Is she Li Haoran's nemesis?"

"You said, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, you will come..."

"Too many coincidences! Are you sure CCTV didn't do it on purpose?"

"Upstairs, if you can reproduce such a realistic mistake scene, I will kneel down for you. Didn't you see Li Haoran's expression of endless love!"

"Killing me!!!"

"..."

Even though he was speechless enough, as an anchor, Li Haoran's professional ethics is still quite upright. He suppressed the running horse in his heart and said seriously: "Okay, thank Zhao Ya for the report, tell me through the (Unicom) just now..."