The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Li Haoran made a slip of the tongue again involuntarily, and then the bullet screen was full of "tell me through the mobile just now", "tell me through the telecommunications just now", "tell me through the PHS just now", "refine him through the epilepsy just now", "pass through Wires come to Domi she' blah blah blah, crooked too much.

Fortunately, Li Haoran couldn't see the barrage, otherwise he would have been pissed off by the netizens, suppressed his embarrassment, and continued: "Okay, let's focus on a piece of news about the college entrance examination."

The director hastily pressed the switch button, and the camera switched to Zheng Xing. The little girl smiled redly, sat upright, and just said, "I..."

Before Zheng Xing could say anything, Zhao Ya, who was frozen on the big screen behind her, suddenly came to life, her eloquent voice was clear and audible, and it was so loud that she trembled in fright. expression, involuntarily turned his head to look.

Another uncontrollable broadcast accident occurred, Cui Yan's heart was half cold, and he put his hand on his forehead to think about whether to stop the live broadcast. If the goal was not achieved, it became a joke of the whole station instead, causing a commotion!

"Today is really crazy!"

Even Cui Yan, who is always majestic but never swears, swears, which shows how hard today's weird live broadcast has hit her.

The director hastily cut off the connection with Zhao Ya, Zheng Min reacted quickly, turned his head to look at the camera, and sweetly reported: "Summer is hot, it is a good time for all students to go on vacation, and it is also a time for college entrance examination students to be frightened. Next, let's learn more about this year's college entrance examination, according to the official document statistics released by the Ministry of Education, how many candidates have registered for this year's national college entrance examination?"

Zheng Wei, who was looking at the teleprompter out of the corner of his eye, was suddenly dazzled, and continued to broadcast the report according to the memory he glanced at: "...Nine hundred and forty two."

Zheng Xun, who was laughing happily just now, also followed in Li Haoran's footsteps and made a mistake, and said the word "ten thousand" to reduce the number of people. After she finished speaking, she suddenly realized that it was too late to make amends.

Zheng Wei didn't know that bad luck not only affected Li Haoran, but also the people and things around Li Haoran, so she was undoubtedly affected by the innocent!

The fans who opened their eyes wide and pricked up their ears to find fault together immediately discovered Zheng Xing's mistake, burst out laughing, and the bullet screen was boiling.

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"Wow! There are 942 people, and it's easy to get into Tsinghua University. I want to be alumni with Xiao Shuang."

"A total of 942 people! That's why everyone is Qingbei!"

"What Zheng Xing said should match the title behind her: Winning is psychological."

"Hahaha, I am this year's examinee, and I am one thousand in the whole country!"

"...".

Chapter 63 Liu Ji's Attack Again (9/50 Seeking First Order)

The live broadcast is still going on...

When the only success, Zheng Min, made mistakes, Cui Yan once made up her mind to stop the live broadcast. She couldn't afford to lose him. Although the ratings are now broken by 2%, reaching the highest in the history of CCTV news programs, she doesn't want to continue. shame.

Just as she was about to order the director to cut off the signal, she didn't know that Liu Wei, one of the giants of CCTV, called her again and directly ordered Li Haoran and Zheng Wei to continue the live broadcast.

Liu Ji's original words were to broadcast one episode just like this, to see if the audience would react and criticize CCTV. "Common Concern" is not the most important "News Network", and CCTV can still afford such a price.

This strong woman who is younger than herself is the idol of all the female employees of CCTV. She made her debut as an actor, but later she gave up acting and went into politics, showing super high political wisdom. Long Zhao Yong~ is afraid of three points.

Cui Yan didn't dare not listen to the giant's words, so the program that was supposed to stop broadcasting continued to be broadcast live. Li Haoran and Zheng Wei kept offering jokes to the audience with embarrassing faces.

Cui Yan didn't know that she had misunderstood again, she thought Liu Yan was helping Li Haoran, but she didn't know that Liu Yan was helping her cousin.

Liu Wei is at home today, watching "Focus Today" with his cousin who suffers from depression.

Her moderately depressed cousin is about to go crazy laughing now. Since chasing star Li Hao, her sister's depression has shown obvious signs of improvement. How could Liu Yi give up the opportunity to treat her sister.

Although doing so might be suspected of using public property for private use, Liu Yi did not hesitate, as her sister is one of the few things she relies on, and comparing power with her sister is like a fleeting moment, she only hopes that her sister will be well.

Cui Yan was speechless due to Liu Yu's intrusion, and Li Haoran and Zheng Min were embarrassed, and under the influence of bad luck, they continued to present the highlights of their annual mistakes.

Zheng Xun: "Next, we will pay attention to a genius child prodigy. His name is... ah... let me introduce it to you, he is... Hey! Why can't this paper be rubbed open?"

"Hahahaha...Zheng Xing is also infected, it turns out that mistakes are really contagious!"

"It's okay, Zheng Min, rub it slowly!"

"My jaw dropped from laughing, Zheng Min is so cute."

"I can't stop laughing."

"..."

Li Haoran: "... You can describe it in five words, Dad-Has-Scripture-Preparation-Good (7 words) ... uh ... six words, ha ha ha ha !!"

"Host: Let me pretend to be aggressive, hey! If I can't pretend to be aggressive, I will be fooled!"

"Li Haoran is completely stupefied. When he realized it, he counted wrongly. Obviously, seven words are easy to cut?! (laughing and crying)"

"Mei Di is ruthless! Mei Di is ruthless! Li Haoran suddenly reminds me of Zeng Xiaoxian!"

"The innocent eyes are smiling!"

"..."

The barrage was buzzing, it was so lively, the fans laughed until their stomachs cramped, and tonight they almost laughed out a year's worth of laughter, and the smiling faces didn't belong to them anymore!

No one wants to be a weirdo, no one wants to be such a joke, Li Haoran and Zheng Wei frequently looked at Cui Yan when the camera cut, but what they got was the order to continue the live broadcast.

The two were so dazed that they were about to cry! !

Director Cui, what are you doing!

This can be broadcast live, when did CCTV become so magnanimous?

It is magnanimity, we are terminally ill and urgently need end treatment!

It is magnanimity, we are terminally ill and urgently need end treatment!

Mistakes are not continuous. Li Haoran heaved a sigh of relief after successfully broadcasting a piece of news. Seeing the camera switch to Zheng Xing, he yelled in his heart: "System, nima, is it your fault? Such a major live broadcast accident , how could Director Cui allow the live broadcast, did you affect her sanity?"

"Host, please don't slander the system's lineage. Controlling human thinking is absolutely not allowed and is illegal. The system will never do that. The system has mandatory regulations."

The system said so firmly, Li Haoran was completely confused.

If it's not a system, then who is it?

Who the hell is so full to watch the highlights of mistakes!

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"Ah!"

There was no majesty, no image, lying on the sofa laughing and watching the live broadcast, Liu Wei suddenly sneezed, sat up, rubbed Qiong's nose and muttered: "Why do you sneeze in such a hot day, who is scolding me?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Following the sound of laughter, the frail younger sister was laughing very happily at this time, and fine beads of sweat appeared on her pale face, which showed how happy the younger sister was laughing.

Liu Yu smiled gratifiedly. In this world, there is nothing more gratifying than my sister's smile!As long as she can cure her sister, she would rather give up everything now.

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Dotingly staring at his sister for a while, Liu Yan turned his head to look at the anchor Li Haoran on TV, and said in a low voice: "When will you call Li Haoran and let him accompany my sister? You have to pay!"

Having made up his mind, at this moment, the SMS in Liu Yi's pocket rang, and he picked it up to see that it was the data from the CCTV data center.

Up to now, "Common Concern" has achieved an astonishing ratings of 2.78%, and the ratings of the same period occupy the first place in the country, accounting for [-]% of the share, which is invincible.

The data of the live TV broadcast was amazing, and the Internet was even more enthusiastic. More than 1235 million people watched it online on CCTV, with more than 1000 million likes and more than 325 million barrage posts within [-] minutes.

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With [-] million likes and [-] million comments, it can be seen that tonight's live broadcast is unprecedentedly successful and its reputation is unprecedentedly good.

Seeing these data, Liu Yu showed a satisfied smile. It seems that her decision was not inappropriate. If it was not for her intervention, such a result would have been impossible.

And according to the estimates of the staff of the CCTV data center, tonight's "Common Concern" has over [-] million hits online, and it will be the most popular video these days, except for the World Cup.

The masters of the publicity team are already editing the highlights of Li Haoran and Zheng Xing's mistakes, with relevant subtitles and a god-like soundtrack, I believe it will definitely make the video even more popular.

"This kind of broadcast is funny and funny, but after all, it's too much, and there can only be one episode like this!"

Liu Yan's eyes were bright, and he saw the biggest weakness of tonight's live broadcast at a glance.

After all, the news must be serious. It’s okay to make such a funny embarrassment once. If you make such mistakes many times, it will appear a bit fake, and there will be no shocking sense of laughter!

However, it is enough to have such an issue. This issue is enough to make the new program "Common Concern" famous all over the country, and it is enough to have a very good publicity effect.

More importantly, two supernovas were created for CCTV tonight.

Liu Yuhui's eyes are like a torch, and he clearly sees that the popularity of the two will skyrocket again tonight, so CCTV will have more confidence in creating a program for them. .

Chapter 64 Are You Crazy!? (10/50 for the first order)

On the CCTV news channel, "Common Concern", which has exploded across the country, has been broadcast live for [-] minutes, and it will end in five minutes. This makes many fans feel sad, and the bullet screen suddenly becomes sad.

It is the first time in the world that the audience has become attached to a news program.

CCTV has created a pioneering work inadvertently, breaking the Guinness World Record, which is not officially recognized by the Guinness World Records.

And it is undoubtedly Li Haoran and Zheng Wei who are about to vomit blood and die. It is this pair of little mandarin ducks who brought wonderful performances that made the show so popular.

Of course, in addition to the highlight performance in the first ten minutes, Li Haoran, Zheng Wei, and the director all contributed a lot of highlights of the mistakes in the third season, which is also a point that makes fans overjoyed.

I am used to the serious and serious appearance of CCTV anchors, but suddenly Li Hao's "[-]" appeared. Such a wonderful flower, it is really funny, so stunned, so surprising!

Netizens have ridiculed that there is no newspaper without mistakes, and no TV without slips of the tongue.No matter how good Mandarin is, the tongue sometimes curls up.

While watching this couple make a fool of themselves, the vast majority of netizens expressed their understanding, thinking that the two of them made mistakes because of too much hard work, newcomers and sudden explosions were troubled, and it was impossible for a [-]-minute live broadcast to not make mistakes .

Netizens gave the two newcomers the greatest kindness and lively discussions on various mistakes on the bullet screen, among which the amount of salary deducted by Li Haoran was the most popular point.

The CCTV publicity team saw the opportunity, and Kang Hui, deputy director of the Broadcasting Department of CCTV News Center, stepped forward to popularize science, which aroused heated discussions among netizens.

After listening to his science popularization, netizens mourned for Li Haoran for three seconds.

Kang Hui said that CCTV checks each channel or department every quarter, such as the news center. If there are 60 to 90 typos in the news center in a quarter, each character will be deducted 300 yuan.If there are 90 to 120 words in a quarter, 400 yuan will be deducted from the party concerned for each word.If it exceeds 120 words, 500 yuan may be deducted from the party concerned.

In addition, if the party is detained, the department will also be detained.Kang Hui gave an example. For example, if the announcer makes a mistake, the news broadcasting department will be deducted funds, and sometimes [-] yuan will be deducted for a single word.

Li Haoran made more than [-] mistakes in the last live broadcast, and this time he made dozens of mistakes, and the total has already exceeded [-] words. Even if CCTV gives face, it will deduct hundreds of thousands of words!

"Poor Li Haoran!"

"Three seconds of silence for Li Haoran, his wages are burning!"

"Full High Energy 66666"

"My God, Li Haoran has set the record for the shortest time to become famous, and also set the record for the most money deducted!"

"..."