"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience was bursting with laughter instantly, and the gums of several stars' laughter were exposed. They really liked this famous scene of 'love and kill each other'.

"God! This guy..."

Fat Di put his hands on his forehead in embarrassment, he really hated Li Haoran to death!

Although for the sake of the effect of the program, you can let it go, is it true that you don't save any sympathy?Where is the love in the past?where?

Speechless, Fat Di noticed that Li Haoran's staring expression had turned into a smirk, and the old stalker said again: "Ah... I remembered, Fat Di, you are going to win the Oscar queen, I understand, I understand, you are indeed qualified I despise it!"

"...Ah!!" 353

Now I really can't bear it anymore, Fatty's "Sassy Girlfriend", who has always maintained the image of a lady, goes online again, grabs the cushion on the sofa and throws it over, and then puts his hands on his hips, looking majestic.

The queen showed her power, Li Haoran habitually admitted her cowardice!

He caught the cushion with a sound, and hurriedly stepped back a few steps. The scene of "nodding and bowing" made the scene laugh constantly, and the funny barrage chattered non-stop.

……

"Crying inexplicably, it seems that they have returned to the live broadcast of "Longing for Life".

"It's a pity, because of copyright disputes, there will be no more Li Haoran and Fatty in the second season, what a pity!"

"That's right, without Li Haoran's longing, can I still watch it?"

"There are so many CP pairs in the entertainment industry, I just love them both."

"The young couple really match each other well. Fatty is also the only little actress who doesn't care about her image to support Li Haoran. This friendship is worthy of recognition."

"After some complaints, I think Fatty's image is more plump-full, and the fact that she is affectionate and righteous is enough (abcd) to fan her for a lifetime."

"I also like Fatty more and more, even if she is a unicorn."

"The upstairs is muddy (laughing)"

"Hahahaha... Li Haoran's sin, a fat girl with big unicorn arms, Fatty must regret coming to the platform!"

"..."

Li Haoran didn't know that this scene aroused the so-called feelings among the fans of the two, so he threw the cushion back to Fatty, and begged for mercy: "It's too early, too early..."

In a panic, he took the flying mat, and Fatty reacted belatedly, his eyes widened and he said, "Ah...really?"

While speaking, Qianqianyu raised the mat again, making a gesture to hit...

While speaking, Qianqianyu raised the mat again, making a gesture to hit...

"Stop talking, stop talking, sit down, sit down!"

Constantly bowing to Fat Di to sit down, Li Haoran regained control of the situation amidst the boiling applause, and said with a smile: "Okay! Everyone knows that Fatty and I are old acquaintances. We knew each other when we were not famous. Yu Weimo, what about our relationship?"

After a pause, Li Haoran said affectionately: "I like her very much..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

"Hey hey..."

Li Haoran paused at the word '', and his blinking expression immediately caused the scene to scream one after another, many audience's eyes widened, and the stars were also full of disbelief.

What he said was so ambiguous that it could be called an official announcement. Could it be that he wanted to announce his farewell to being single on the show?

The fans were inexplicably shocked. Hearing this, Fatty, who was pretending to be dissatisfied, was shocked. Immediately, his face flushed with embarrassment, he lowered his head, and sat obediently on the sofa, unable to utter a word of rebuttal.

Where is willing to refute, wish for it!

Although he promised Yang Mi not to fall in love within five years, it does not prevent Li Haoran from pursuing her crazily, anyway, as long as she hangs on and refuses to agree.

"This scoundrel doesn't even know how to give a hint, oops! There are so many people, I'm so ashamed..."

When I was overwhelmed by the emotion, I didn't know that the good CP Li Haoran paused and continued: "My fellow villagers, such as Tong Liya, Gu Linaza, and Jiang Xin, are all beauties!"

"……Uh!"

Fatty's pretty expression immediately froze, and the psychological gap was so great that it was boundless. A tender and sweet heart fell to the ground and was smashed into powder.

Li Haoran didn't know about this, and continued to add insult to injury: "Now there are more and more celebrities in Xinjiang, and Fatty is developing very well. Her fame is second only to Tong Liya, Gulinaza, and Jiang Xin..."

"puff!"

After repeated blows, Fatty couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood and died, covering his heart with resentment all over his face, Xizi really held his heart.

Gu Li Nazha, who was watching the live broadcast, smiled happily, squinting a pair of big eyes and giggling non-stop...

It's the first time I've heard my ex-boyfriend say he likes her after being separated for so long. Although this is just a joke about Fatty and doesn't mean anything, I'm still very happy.

"No, Haoran should know that I will watch his show, so why did he say these three words? Could it be that he..."

Li Haoran didn't know that his words aroused Gu Li Nazha's reverie. Seeing that the weather was about the same, she applauded and said loudly: "No counting, no counting, too many, no counting, next let us invite people from Fat girl from Xinjiang, come, Di Lieba!"

After glaring at Badass Li fiercely, the depressed Fatty stood up, straightened her skirt and walked towards Pingping Tingting in the center of the stage.

She was dressed up tonight, with waterfall-like long hair, an elegant dress, a standard oval face, smart almond eyes, and an amazing beauty beyond her age exuded between her brows.

The faint willow eyebrows have been clearly and carefully groomed, and the long eyelashes are flickering like two small brushes, so bright that it makes people feel dazzling. A pair of beautiful big eyes that make people feel palpitations, unusually agile and energetic.

On the way, he ran into Li Haoran with a bright smile, and gave him a supercilious look. Fatty was still courteous, and he held his hand, and the gentleman helped him onto the podium.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Boiling applause rang out at the scene, Fat Di quickly restrained his emotions, and said with a sweet smile: "Hello everyone, I am Di Lieba.".

Chapter 711 Fatty, I advise you to be kind

Standing pretty in the center of the camera, Fat Dimei's soul-stirring appearance is shown in the video. She is as pretty as a peach in three springs, and as clear as a chrysanthemum in nine autumns.

Dressed in plain clothes, her eyes are deep and energetic, her eyebrows are trimmed and her nose is straight, and pear dimples appear slightly on her cheeks, she is absolutely beautiful, beautiful and intelligent.

The filter was fully turned on, and under the dazzling stage lighting, her complexion was crystal clear, soft and jade-like, bright and moving, and stunning.

This world is a world of faces, and Fatty's looks are superb, even if he doesn't say a word, just standing there can attract all eyes.

Of course, the "Tucao Conference" must be talking, and Fatty has always wanted to break the cage of the vase and make his artistic image more comprehensive.

As the broker said——

Comedy is the best way to shape the image, and participating in complaints can be regarded as a smooth path, or a shortcut, after all, she has no flaws.

Yang Mi can't do it, she is full of bad points and a lot of scandals, participating in the complaints will definitely make Li Haoran complain to death, "Bright Sword 3" is a clear proof, it is hard to think about it now.

After introducing himself, Fatty supported the podium with both hands, suppressed the tension in his heart, and said with a smile: "First of all, I am invited to participate in this program. I am not here to scold people. I am here to support this program. Good looking."

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"Hey hey hey!!"

"shameless!"

Glancing fiercely at Li Haoran who said she was shameless, Fat Di looked at the camera again, blinked and smiled, and continued his performance amidst the boos of goodwill from the audience.

"I'm very, very happy to be able to participate in China's first "Tucao Conference", especially when my boss Yang Mi told me..."

As he spoke, he looked at Li Haoran and said solemnly: "It is said that the host of "Tucao Conference" is CCTV's top brand, and that he has crossed over to become a talk show host to open a new field, and more importantly, he is very popular with audience friends. "

During Fatty's unsparing praise, Li Haoran rubbed his hands with an expression of "receive what you deserve".

Rolling his eyes vaguely, Fatty patted his heart and said expectantly: "I immediately agreed as soon as I heard it, because I have wanted to cooperate with Teacher Dong Qin for a long time."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

This stalk is very common, but it was performed by Fatty vividly and emotionally, and it was inexplicably joyful. Coupled with the relationship between her and Li Haoran CP, it immediately made everyone present laugh.

It turns out that a joke is only as good as who tells it.

"Uh!"

Li Haoran's embarrassed expression froze on his face, staring at Fatty speechless.

After three seconds, he spread his hands and said with a wry smile: "This paragraph of free play is good, I didn't expect to have the potential to host, but... Fatty, I advise you to be kind!"

Hearing the sound, several celebrities laughed, and Chi Ma and Li Wei patted him on the shoulder generously, making him feel big, and said that he was very unkind, let alone the second sister.

"Damn, you bad friends..."

Fatty could clearly see Li Haoran's 'gloomy' expression, he let out a little bit of anger, and continued to say: "Of course Li Haoran is also very good, but I don't know why, but he walks like a big stupid duck?"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"Damn it, God complained! You are so right!!"

"..."

"..."

The audience burst into laughter, Li Haoran became angry on the spot, sat up straight, crossed his arms with his hands, bit his mouth with his lower teeth, and showed an expression that he couldn't take it anymore and couldn't swallow it, his acting skills were mixed.

Facing CP's gaze, shrugging his shoulders, Fatty said playfully and cutely: "It was only after I met him face to face that I found out that he was wearing his crotch because he was too fat."

"puff!"

Li Hao and Chi Ma burst out laughing unkindly, Li Haoran spurted out a mouthful of blood, pointed at Fatty tremblingly and was speechless.

What kind of jokes did that girl Siwen write? The meaning is too vicious!

The boiling laughter of the audience made Fatty's smile even sweeter, and he continued to tease Li Haoran and said: "When we were recording "Longing for Life", every time we talked about music, Li Haoran always triumphantly said that he and Zhou Helun had a very personal relationship. Well, the two often discuss singing and arrangement together."

With a sigh, Fat Diqiao's face was full of disgust, and he said sadly: "How ruthless, discuss singing with Zhou Helun, Li Haoran, do you think that your own works alone are not enough to completely destroy the Chinese music scene?"

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"...!!!" Li Haoran.

Fatty, who felt at ease, became even more excited, patted the table and asked: "Can you leave Zhou Helun to us, the countless squares of 960 million square kilometers, countless aunts don't need the creator of Divine Comedy anymore, okay?"

……

"Hahahahaha... Sure enough, no woman lacks the potential for a poisonous tongue. Fat Di is really very poisonous. Look at Li Haoran's expression of vomiting blood."

"Damn it! Is this still the Fatty I know? It's so hot!"

"The joke should be written by Li Yu and Chi Ma, but Fatty's performance in one go is really smooth and natural."

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