The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"It turns out that my idol still has this ability, and I will host a show with Li Haoran in the future!"

"This is called falling in love and killing each other! He who loves you the most hates you the most!"

"..."

The barrage chattered non-stop, and Fatty's performance didn't stop. He changed the topic and said, "Also, ever since Li Haoran wrote the song "Fireworks Are Cold" and performed it in the Spring Festival Gala, many Li Chui said he was Contemporary Li Bai is full of talent and talent."

Pressing both hands, Fat Di sincerely advised: "Everyone, don't be like this, okay, what Li Haoran wrote is not Tang poetry, a fake, fake, not Tang poetry."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

With a crooked little head, Fatty thought about it cutely and abnormally: "How can I explain it to you? It's like: From a distance, it looks like "Surfing the River During the Qingming Festival", but when you look closely, it was drawn with a 2B pencil, right? Look at it again." Be more careful, the painting is not about the Song Dynasty, but the traffic jam in Beijing."

At the end, the little girl had an expression of love that I knew everything about, and everyone who was cute didn't want it, and she felt nosebleeds.

The laughter was very enthusiastic, and Li Haoran was very hurt!

Sitting there under the attention of all the people, he was turbulent in the wind, and when he rolled his eyes, he muttered to himself: Who wrote this paragraph, why does it sound so familiar?

Fuck!This is a joke I wrote for Li Yugang in the third issue, and it was tampered with by Fatty, damn it! .

Chapter 712

"Fuck! It's just..."

"Hahahaha"

"Absolutely, this paragraph is awesome, it can be said to be penetrating!"

"Li Haoran: It's booming and in a trance, what the hell did I do to make such a friend?"

"Pang Di's part is really good, not weaker than Li Po's part. I was so happy to vomit, especially when I saw Li Haoran's expression of vomiting blood, I wanted to laugh even more."

"It's amazing my Di, I'm a fan of you just because of this paragraph, I've been a professional Li Hei for three hundred years."

"Pang Di's smile is so beautiful, I'm so happy!"

"..."

The barrage in the CCTV live broadcast room was boiling like fire, and the atmosphere that had been erupting all the time reached its peak again at this moment.

In order to become a hit, the jokes in the first issue of "Tucao Conference" are all based on the best of the best.

And Fatty's jokes are the masterpieces that Li Haoran and Siwen checked together. As long as she can express it normally, the effect will definitely not be much worse.

From the current point of view, Fatty is performing very well, as can be seen from the unstoppable laughter of the audience and the dense barrage.

In the words of Li Haoran who kept smiling wryly: "The little girl not only performed very well, but also gave life to this performance unexpectedly, which can be called a representative masterpiece."

The same is true!

There is no doubt that Fatty's complaints will become a famous scene of "Tucao Conference". When the second and third seasons are broadcast, fans will mention it again and again, telling how the first season was. What a classic.

Of course, today's audiences don't understand it that deeply. They just feel that this segment of complaints is very sharp, and it's too right and too relieved!

In the past, it was Li Haoran who complained about others, who had nothing to say, but today it was finally his turn to be complained about by others. It was a classic scene of "revenge for injustice, revenge for vengeance"!

Li Po and Fatty lived up to expectations, their vomits were both funny and deep, not too funny!

"Giggle..."

The audience was bursting with laughter, and Fatty couldn't help laughing too. He suppressed his laughter and said: "Of course, if you take this kind of painting to Africa, the Africans will still say after reading it: Wow! Chinese~Chinese~traditional~traditional ~文~化~ Ah! (extended sound)"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Hearing this, all the stars laughed up and down, but Li Haoran couldn't laugh or cry: "It means I'm a fake! I'm very authentic, okay?"

Before the words of slander fell, Fatty in the center of the stage continued to complain vividly...

"I have been thinking deeply, why is Li Haoran so popular? In fact, it is because most of us now have the same level of understanding of traditional Chinese culture as our African brothers."

"And why is his Divine Comedy so popular? It's because most of us now have far less understanding of music than our African brothers."

"And why is his Divine Comedy so popular? It's because most of us now have far less understanding of music than our African brothers."

The audience couldn't stop laughing at all, and the barrage in the live broadcast room also praised again and again...

Fans feel that Fatty's rant seems to be teasing, but it is actually thoughtful, and it is the most connotative rant since the opening.

And the most important point, the real CP in the audience, the enemy on the stage, the scene of the 'couple' not letting go of each other is very funny, it can be called a surprise.

"It is said that Chi Ma's studies are very poor, and every time he fails in the exam, he will plausibly say that I can get 0 points in this exam, but I just got the test paper and opened it. Not much. What do you think I can do, right? I can only do my best, draw this test paper 0-[-], get zero points, and finally sincerely apologize to everyone.”

"Afterwards, the teacher also highly praised Chi Ma, saying that although Chi Ma did not get points this time, he carried forward the fighting spirit of the Chinese nation, right? He dared to answer the questions, and he even wrote the word "jie" during the exam. , and created several chances to score. It's not that he lacks strength, but that he lacks a little luck."

"Mr. Zhang Shaogang, Mr. Zhang Shaogang is really a teacher of the Communication University. Yes, personally, I respect Mr. Zhang very much, because as a teacher, he is like a candle, burning himself and scalding others."

"..."

When the barrage was about to explode, Fat Di finally let Li Haoran go, and turned his attention to the other guests, and made another witty remark, which made everyone dumbfounded......

After some complaints, I don't know if he is naturally suitable for variety shows, but Fatty's complaints are full of surprises!

Her facial expressions and movements are in place, making complaints about scriptures and classics, speaking in dialect when she disagrees with each other, she is both firm and soft when complaining, she can withstand moves, and can also fight back forcefully, making fans laugh all the time.

After Fatty's wonderful performance, Li Haoran appeared again, turned on the talk mode, and invited the third guest, Cao Jin, to make complaints.

Cao Jin, to be more precise, is Cao Yunjin, the winner of the first Weibo Writing Contest that caused a sensation in the whole country. His 6000-word long essay was eloquent and gave netizens a chance to call him a bully.

But in this issue of "Tucao Conference", Cao Yunjin's few words are really impressive and impressive. "I care more about the signed contracts than the kowtows; I care more about the ugly words than the beautiful words."

Regardless of his personal grievances with Guo Degang, Cao Yunjin's emphasis on the concept of contract is still worthy of appreciation.

His complaints are in place, and he is worthy of being a professional cross talk actor.

But the reason why his performance is so smooth and full of emotion is completely different from those dry cross talks before.

Li Haoran felt that it was probably because his heart was full of love-hate entanglement towards Lao Guo, and he could feel the resentment he had held back for a long time in 5.1 right after the scene, and he couldn't express his displeasure.

Repeatedly imitating the paragraph "I am most annoying when people don't know anything and persuade me to be generous", the subtext seems to say: "Master, look, I have learned everything you taught me."

A little arrogant, and a little reconciled.

After all, I have learned art from Lao Guo since I was a child. No matter how noisy I am, I hope to be affirmed by Lao Guo in terms of skills.

But this kind of thinking can't be stated clearly, it can only be felt vaguely, otherwise it will be inferior.

In general, Cao Yunjin's performance has achieved his goal, that is, he has shown his outstanding talent and washed most of it away, which made many neutral fans feel sympathy for him.

China has such a large population, as long as these people don't reject him, Cao Yunjin's life of eating and drinking will return again in the future! .

Chapter 713 One stone stirs up a thousand waves

After Cao Yunjin, Zhang Shaogang took the stage. Before participating in "Tucao Conference", he was still an annoying person, the most famous and hated host in China.

In the past, whenever he appeared in "It's You", the bullet screen was full of complaints such as "Zhang Shaogang, you are shameless", "Zhang Shaogang, you are disgusting", "replace Zhang Shaogang".

But when Zhang Shaogang was really replaced, the black fans missed him——

After all, without Zhang Shaogang, I don’t know who to complain about when I watch the barrage of the show, and the show is boring.

Now Zhang Shaogang re-appeared in this issue of "Tucao Conference" with a brand-new look, showing an excellent level of talk show, and gave black fans a powerful surprise.

For a while, the bullet chatting became more joyful...

Neutral fans all felt: Mr. Zhang Shaogang is simply a brick in the host world, and he can be moved wherever he needs to. He can be called the most famous "boomerang" in my country.

Compared with the jokes of Li Shi and Fat Di, the jokes of Cao Yunjin and Zhang Shaogang are larger in scale and more exciting-explosive!

At least from Guo Si’s point of view, the rebel Cao Yunjin’s episode was too big, and the eight-minute performance time was full of jokes from the “mentor” Guo Degang 01, which was a tearful and bloody show.

……

"Fuck, one is more ruthless than the other, they are all werewolves!"

"Li Haoran, you are the host of CCTV. If you can't release it, you will be really floating. This is comparable to the standards of foreigners' programs. Can CCTV broadcast it?"

"Guo Degang is also an unfortunate family. When he met such an eloquent apprentice, his face was blushed..."

"None of them are good birds, one is "Positive Gang" and the other is "Cao Buxie"!"

"Although I'm a guosi, I have to admit that this is the best stand-up comedy Cao Yunjin has ever said since she left her original unit."

"It's so hilarious, no wonder it's going to be a trial broadcast on the Internet. How could the leaders of CCTV allow such a large-scale content to be broadcast? I'm full of worries!"

"So let's watch the word-of-mouth trial broadcast on the Internet. I hope everyone will support it, but don't kill such a good show!"

"Only half of the episode aired, "Tucao Conference" has become a classic!"

"A product produced by Li Haoran must be a high-quality product, isn't it empty talk, okay?"

"..."

In addition to the words of praise, words of worry began to appear on the barrage.

Fans who have fallen in love with this form of talk show can be said to be more and more afraid the more they watch it, for fear that such a wonderful program will be killed by CCTV leaders.

This is by no means a lie, leaders love to do this kind of thing!

In particular, the leaders of CCTV are very good at wielding the stick of "harmony" to beat all monsters and monsters and maintain the "righteousness" in the world.

Not only the fans were deeply worried, but Fatty also became more and more frightened the more he watched...

It quietly caught the attention of Li Haoran, who was giggling and laughing, and whispered worriedly: "Haoran, are you a CCTV program? Why do I get more and more uncomfortable the more I watch it! Is it okay for you to scold Guo Degang like that? He has a lot of fans..."

"Don't worry, it's fine."

"Don't worry, it's fine."

With a slight smile, Li Haoran calmly comforted him, confidently expressing that there is no problem.

Having said that, he murmured in his heart: "My sister, where is this? After a while, Chi Ma and Wang Ling's complaints will be called a big scale. Now it's just an appetizer. My arrangement is gradual. Zoom in."

That's right, Li Haoran's arrangement is to proceed step by step...

With the crazy number of hits, the audience's gradually strengthening acceptance, and the upcoming huge income, the crisis is eliminated bit by bit, and the damage is minimized.

It's not that the system releases a task and he rushes forward to complete it desperately. When doing the task, he needs to assess the situation, be realistic, and add enough weight to himself.

Therefore, he was very cowardly and did not say those large-scale jokes himself, and adopted this method of gradually adding material very wisely, so as not to appear too abrupt, too powerful-explosive!