The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"...Actually, I said so much just to make you applaud. Didn't you see that I handed them a cheat sheet? They don't appreciate me yet, director. I want to report them for plagiarism and ungratefulness!".

Chapter 115 Suddenly Driving (1/10 Asking For Reward, Asking For Subscription)

"Hahahaha... Did you see that? Ying Bao and the others turned black!!!"

"Li Haoran, you can't be too shameless, this slander is too natural! Dare to face the right master!"

"Li Haoran can switch freely between serious and funny in the life he longs for. He is super handsome when he is serious, and I really want to beat him to death when he is funny."

"I remembered that Peking University returned Li Haoran, and the fundraising activities are still in progress...-"

"..."

The fans watching the live broadcast burst into laughter, the three girls went into a rage collectively, and each of them gritted their teeth. The angry Pang Di got up straight away, and pushed Li Haoran down on the mat with a powerful "overwhelming" move.

Fatty's strength naturally cannot push Li Haoran down, but he fell down on the bamboo mat in the living room, hugged his stomach and roared loudly: "Fatty, if you have the ability to push me down, you can let me go Rav|ravage me! You don’t care after pushing|throwing me down, what kind of hero is he?”

"I'll go, shit, dirty!!"

"Li Haoran, you are rippling, how can you do this!"

"Wow haha... I want to watch the next big show, I want to watch, the bench tissues are ready!"

"Li Haoran, why don't you find a quiet place and count your brain cells by yourself?"

"..."

The audience couldn't help bursting into laughter, Fatty blushed in shame for a moment, clenched his fists, his cheeks puffed up angrily, kicked Li Haoran with his crystal clear feet, and said indignantly: "You scoundrel, Call you nonsense, call you nonsense..."

"Ouch... oh ho ho..."

Li Haoran hugged his stomach and let Fatty beat him. Everyone thought he was screaming for pain, but this guy immediately said with a relaxed expression: "Hehehe... so cool! Don't...don't stop..."

When talking about the latter sentence, Li Haoran's expression can be as cheap as it is, and as rippling as it is, it makes people get goosebumps, and it's easy to think of that aspect.

The barrage suddenly exploded, and all kinds of bad-thinking jokes came out. Netizens laughed and discussed, and they knew that it was impossible for Li Haoran not to cause trouble!

"Ah! Sister Mimi, look at him!!"

Fat Di retreated directly, and ran to Yang Mi in embarrassment and annoyance, asking the boss to vent her anger.After finishing speaking, he stared fiercely at Li Haoran who was still rippling, and gritted his teeth up and down, wishing to bite this guy to death.

The two-person play turned into a one-man show, Li Haoran kicked his feet, grinned and said: "Oh! I was killed, I need first aid, Yingbao, help, help!!"

"Virtue!!"

Zhao Liying glanced at Li Haoran who was asking for help, she would not run so crazy, her personality is not like this, her personality is gentle and gentle.

Yang Mi was also set up by someone, but she had long wanted to avenge Fatty. Hearing this, she stepped up and put her foot on Li Haoran's heart, and said with all her strength: "Is this comfortable? Oh, the show logo is belching my feet." !"

Grabbing Yang Mi's foot wearing cartoon socks, Li Haoran said with a painful expression: "Don't step on it, there are other... parts behind the program logo!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

"I'm so drunk, I'm dying of laughter!"

The audience burst into laughter instantly, everyone naturally understood what the other parts were, and they were convinced by Li Haoran, why did they just slip away like this when they started the car!The seniors are still here, okay?

Yang Mixue blushed, took a step back, gritted her teeth angrily and said, "You scoundrel, it's better if you step on it!"

"Unfortunately, it didn't break!"

Standing up indifferently, shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran covered his heart and said solemnly: "Yang Mi, come and don't be indecent, out of politeness, I will do the same to you..."

While speaking, Li Haoran's hands were in the shape of nine-yin white bone claws, and the moving fingers were full of imaginative connotations, which made the mouths of the three girls go numb.

While speaking, Li Haoran's hands were in the shape of nine-yin white bone claws, and the moving fingers were full of imaginative connotations, which made the mouths of the three girls go numb.

Yang Mi was taken aback, quickly covered his mouth with his right arm, and shook his left hand desperately: "You can't do this, you can't do this..."

"Li Haoran is muddy!"

He Jiong and Dahua laughed, Huang Lei scolded, Yingbao and Fatty were speechless. For a while, the mushroom house kept laughing, and the atmosphere was unprecedentedly active.

Of course, Li Haoran can't come and go in full view without being rude. Seeing Yang Mi hiding behind Ying Bao, he gritted his teeth and said, "It's quite strong, Yang Mi, you don't know how to play football before!"

Seeing Li Haoran give up, Yang Mi heaved a sigh of relief, and said triumphantly, "Just ask Mr. Huang. When I was studying, I was the striker of the school's women's football team, okay?"

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Looking at Huang Lei, Li Haoran was puzzled: "Forward shooter?"

Huang Lei realized in seconds, burst out laughing, and gave Li Haoran a thumbs up.

Yang Mi didn't hear it, she squinted her eyes and nodded, "Yeah!"

With a hey smile, Li Haoran asked solemnly: "Then, can you...can you shoot in?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Li Haoran drove the car when he disagreed with him, and returned the car to Yang Mi. The smart audience burst into laughter, and the barrage condemned and applauded one after another.

After Yang Mi woke up, her face was flushed with embarrassment, she stared at Li Haoran not to be outdone, and said, "I can always shoot... Li Haoran, you bastard!"

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After all, Yang Mi sat angrily on a chair not far away and turned his head away, with an expression that the baby was angry and ignored you.It made Ying Bao and Pang Di, two girlfriends, stare at Li Haoran together.

This guy is simply too bad, he can piss people off, how can he make Mi Mi angry?

But is there a problem with that sentence just now?

Ying Bao and Fat Di didn't understand this broad and profound vocabulary, Li Haoran also pretended to be confused and scratched his head, puzzled: "Mr. He, why is Yang Mi so upset all of a sudden?"

Speechlessly rolling his eyes, He Jiong smiled and said, "Because a shameless mouse ran past just now, our Mi Mi was frightened just now!"

"Fertilized!"

Li Haoran stared wide-eyed, looked at Yang Mi clapping his hands inexplicably and said: "Wow! Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations..."

"I'll beat you to death!"

He Jiong realized in seconds, and went forward to kick Li Haoran, the old driver, dumbfounded. Li Haoran hurriedly dodged, and the two laughed and laughed, making the scene burst into laughter.

"...Hey! What kind of show did I come to??"

Yang Mi, who was pretending to be angry, couldn't pretend anymore, stroked his forehead with a wry smile and sighed, meeting such a weird guy like Li Haoran, I was so tired!

"OK OK……"

Huang Lei clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention, and suggested, "It's still early, how about we play a game?"

"what game?"

"Any game is fine."

Chapter 116 He Shouwu and Li Haojian (2/10 for reward and subscription)

Coming to the beautiful Heling Village, playing games naturally has something to do with the countryside. After some calculations, several people planned to play role-playing games.

The game in the mushroom house unfolded very quickly. The content of the game was very high-level. The theme was to protect the environment and animals. The plot of the show was the extinction of bees, the desolation of the plants without bee pollination, and the sharp drop in food production.

Yang Mi acted as the story narrator, He Jiong and Da Hua sat on her left, Li Haoran, Zhao Liying, Fat Di, and Huang Lei sat on her right, and assigned their respective roles.

The role played by Li Haoran is a [-]-year-old farmer's grandfather. He is a good actor and entered the performance from the moment he sat down.

Slanting his eyes at Li Haoran, who had exaggerated acting skills, and brewing some emotions, Yang Mi said softly: "In 2056, with the endless destruction of "[-]" by human beings on Mother Earth, the earth's environment has changed drastically, and countless animals and plants Die, bees have been extinct for three years, without them, so we are almost at the end of the world! Without bees pollination, we can only rely on humans to pollinate themselves, so we humans..."

Before Yang Mi finished speaking, Li Haoran stood up with his back hunched, coughing in a senile way: "Then why do we have a meeting! Cough cough cough... be happy!"

After Li Haoran finished speaking, He Jiong stood up and said curiously: "Wait a minute, I really want to get to know a sixty-five-year-old grandfather, how are you going to be happy in the next year?"

"Are you really okay with this?"

Yang Mi, who had managed to gather some beautiful words, was interrupted by the two of them, holding his hand on his forehead and smiling wryly, his pretty face was full of tiredness.

It's that damned Li Haoran again, why are there so many things going on!

Hearing this, Li Haoran imitated his grandfather's tone of voice, with a pair of bright eyes full of desire that men can understand, and he replied silly and funny: "Let's do it again from the past sixty-five years!"

There are no questions in the answer, but with that damn expression, the article is full of connotations. The smart audiences have realized it one after another, and there are endless bursts of laughter.

"Hahahaha, Li Haoran was so cheap when he said this, so wretched | petty!"

"Hahahaha, old and unscrupulous, you still want to have a wedding night in the bridal chamber!"

"2333333"

"Li Haoran's eyes are shining when he said this, how hungry|thirsty you must be!"

"..."

The audience watching the live broadcast burst into laughter. Huang Lei stood up to stop the laughter and signaled Yang Mi to continue.

He was the most serious person in the audience, who had been sitting on the Diaoyutai all the time, and was the one who made the final decision. This was his character design in "Longing for Life".

Yang Mi nodded, and then glared at Li Haoran. After warning him, he said softly again: "So we humans are forced to divide into two professions."

Pointing to He Jiong and Dahua, Yang Mi introduced: "One is the pollinating farmers."

"pollination?"

Li Haoran was full of surprise, and looked at Zhao Liying and Fat Di beside him, and found that they were sitting on the cushion with bewildered expressions on their faces, and they didn't understand the meaning of what he and He Jiong said from the beginning to the end.

"Two pure girls, I like it!!"

Li Haoran said in his heart, Yang Mi pointed to the four of Li Haoran, and continued to introduce: "And the researchers who are one in a million."

After Yang Mi finished speaking, Li Haoran ignored her warning and stood up, pretending to be an old man, walked towards He Jiong and Dahua, stared at He Jiong curiously and said, "Old He, you two are so happy every day!"

Dahua, Fat Di, and Zhao Liying didn't understand the meaning of these words at all. He Jiong burst out laughing, kicked Li Haoran and missed, and changed the subject: "But everyone knows that the efficiency of artificial pollination is extremely low. .”

After coughing, Li Haoran said solemnly: "The old man is old and wants to learn something new, how do you pollinate him?"

He Jiong rolled his eyes speechlessly, and no longer pretended to be innocent. He Shouwu went online, stood up and did movements that both men and women could understand, and said word by word: "This is how we... work hard-work-work- Go-pollinate!!"

He Jiong rolled his eyes speechlessly, and no longer pretended to be innocent. He Shouwu went online, stood up and did movements that both men and women could understand, and said word by word: "This is how we... work hard-work-work- Go-pollinate!!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

"Pollination, you know!"