The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"Dahua made a pollination action in a serious manner, and then He Shouwu suddenly went online, hahahahaha!!"

"I didn't expect Teacher He to be such a teacher He, I didn't expect Li Haoran to be such Li Haoran!"

"What the hell are you guys laughing at! Why can't I understand?"

"Child, if you don't understand, pretend to understand. The pure people in this society are so nice!"

The barrage was buzzing, there was laughter in the mushroom house, and even He Jiong began to float, which was unexpected by everyone, even Huang Lei didn't expect 0 ..

Being interrupted twice in a row, Yang Mi said unhappily: "Li Haoran, why don't you go farming?"

Dazed for a moment, Li Haoran lamented all over his face, and sighed in the tone of an old man: "I'm in my sixtieth year, at my age, I don't want this 'farmer' anymore, I can't pollen anymore!"

Yang Mi really didn't understand this sentence, his expression was muddled, only Huang Lei and He Jiong understood the other five stars, they hugged their stomachs and laughed, Li Haoran couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Fatty finally couldn't hold it anymore, and said cutely: "What are you talking about? These lines are obviously not funny!"

Ying Bao took Pang Di's arm, nodded in agreement and said, "That's right, talking about something we don't understand, what do you mean!"

"Ugh!"

Yang Mi, who came to her senses, put her hand on her forehead again. She didn't understand the connotation of Li Haoran's words, but she knew it must not be a good word.

An overseas Chinese in Dahua must not understand the broad and profound Chinese language, so he said in a daze: "Hao Ran is right! You can't get fans when you are old, that's right!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

Huang Lei and He Jiong were directly amused by the three silly children and lay on the ground, while the barrage exploded with laughter. Smart netizens used their joyful barrage to explain the connotation of this sentence to Dahua.

"The ancients said that there are only badly plowed cattle, but no badly plowed land. The farmer in Li Haoran's words is a woman, so it's easy to understand pollination!"

"Hahahaha, Li Haoran has let himself go!"

"He Shouwu, Li Haojian, be careful when driving!"

"Hahahaha, grandpa, can you help push the cart!"

"Mi Mi said he didn't see it hahahahaha!!"

"It's really dirty hahahaha!!"

"He Shouwu and Li Haojian, the summaries are so incisive!"

"..."

The barrage content made people laugh, He Jiong sat up, looked at Li Haoran's 'inferiority' expression, and said triumphantly: "Hahaha, I suddenly have a strong sense of professional pride, even though I am almost fifty years old ,huh huh huh huh!!!".

Chapter 117 Hit Me Gently With That Whip (3/10 Asking For Reward, Asking For Subscription)

The recording of "Longing for Life" has been full of positive energy since yesterday, and thrilling events have been staged one after another. I never thought that when the end came, the two hosts actually floated up.

Li Haoran floats as soon as he floats. This is his routine operation. Ever since "Peking University Luggage Haoran" was born, he has become a well-known force king in China.

In response to the call of the times, not only traffic stars, but also many ignorant bigwigs have chosen to stand in front of the stage to speak for themselves, and slapped themselves in the face with ridiculous golden sentences, piercing the hearts of netizens, like the rich version of "" The Birth of a Playwright".

For example, by the way, Ding Sanshi makes money, plays a little bit of Zhang Zike, the ugliest Liu Yifei in the family, Angela, who has a bad star, Jiang Qingqing who looks old, and Peking University and Li Haoran, and many netizens' hearts are sieved.

Netizens still don't understand that this is where it is. The King of Kings forum that Li Haoran is about to host is the stage for King of Kings to shine, and that is the stage for ordinary people to pierce their hearts.

With Li Haoran, the 02 newly-promoted hostesses, regretful Ali Jack Ma, Wang Jianli who has nothing, ordinary family Ma Huateng, I don’t know his wife and beauty Liu Qiangdong, will it be far behind?

Their pretentiousness will break the fans' hearts into shards, and now it's just a drizzle! !

Of course, that was all later, and now the teacher He in everyone's impression is also dirty. Under the influence of Li Haoran, he turned into an old driver and drove wildly, almost blinding the eyes of fans with 24K pure titanium alloy.

The barrage was full of jubilation. The fans understood the meaning of Wang Po He Jiong selling melons and boasting that she was old and strong. All kinds of ridicules followed, but it was a pity that the stars couldn't see it.

Sitting on the mat with his head held high, He Jiong's face was full of pride and pride, and he squinted at Li Haoran, who couldn't help but smile, and said loudly with his hands on the horn: "Grandpa is...wow! Can you hear me, grandpa?" ?grandfather?"

Continuing to play the role of the old man and imitate the voice of the old man, Li Haoran sighed with emotion: "This is called living to the old and learning the old! Every day there is new knowledge, woo woo woo..."

After saying that, she made me cry for a while, leaving behind Zhao Liying, Yang Mi, Fat Di, and Dahua looking at each other, not understanding at all!

"Hahahahaha!!!"

He Jiong laughed and gave a thumbs up quietly. Li Haoran was too cooperative and perfectly connected the stalks he threw. This kid has a promising future!

Except for a few veteran drivers who understood this esoteric stalk, most of the audience who watched the live broadcast were in a daze.

Although they don't understand, they know that there must be connotations, but their IQ is not enough, so they can only describe these two old drivers with admiration!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Huang Lei couldn't stop laughing, and said loudly: "You can't do this, although it won't be broadcast, but you will leave dirt on the hearts of Pang Di and Ying Bao!"

Fat Di and Ying Bao blinked their eyes in bewilderment, Huang Lei secretly sighed, what a cute girl, knowing that if this scene is not controlled, it will break through the sky.

After a pause, Huang Lei made a final decision: "This skit was completely ruined by the two of you, let's do it again, this time with Yang Mi and Fat Di, you two will play... just play the shepherdess in the classic movie "Shaolin Temple" Let’s cut it, Dahua plays the leading role, and plays a scene where two women compete for husband.”

After Huang Lei finished giving instructions, Dahua, Yang Mi and Fatty stood up quickly, looked at each other and nodded, "Yes."

After some discussion, Yang Mi played the leading role's lover, the shepherdess, and Fatty played the leading role's childhood sweetheart, and the two women staged a wonderful battle for a man.

Li Haoran was very dissatisfied with Huang Lei's arrangement, how could he arrange Da Hua as the heroine!He is as handsome as me?He has my talents?Or is he as old as me?

Li Haoran began to think about how to destroy this performance in his mind, and stood aside looking for opportunities to take action...

"3...2...1...start..."

The performance started soon, with He Jiong playing the board, Da Hua sculpting on one side, Yang Mi and Fat Di standing in the center of the mat, facing each other.

The performance started soon, with He Jiong playing the board, Da Hua sculpting on one side, Yang Mi and Fat Di standing in the center of the mat, facing each other.

Fatty played the role of the little girl next door, and was the first to speak: "Are you that shepherdess?"

Yang Mi looked at Fatty coldly and said, "I am the shepherdess."

Fatty said indignantly, "What about your...what about your sheep?"

Before Yang Mi could speak his lines, Li Haoran suddenly jumped out and squatted between the two of them, raised his head and stared at Yang Mi innocently and humbly, and said seriously: "I am her sheep."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Everyone burst out laughing, Da Hua, who was looking forward to the performance, immediately fainted, and the three daughters, Fat Di, Yang Mi, and Ying Bao couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing, this guy is simply too cheap, how can there be him anywhere!

Slandering in their hearts, the three girls heard Li Haoran start singing affectionately, and sang with the tune of the classic old song "In That Faraway Place": "I would like to let her use that whip every day to keep lightly...hitting me... ……superior!"

When Li Haoran sang this section with the appearance of an old singer singing a song, raised his right hand high, and looked up at the roof at a [-]-degree angle, Huang Lei died directly on the ground.

"This guy is hopeless!"

Huang Lei was lying on the ground in a dispirited mood, but the shaking fat all over his body fully explained that he was snickering.

Another big guy, He Jiong, was bouncing around in 020 with a smile. His laughter made Yang Mi and the three girls understand that Li Haoran was driving again, and they immediately gritted their teeth in embarrassment. The three girls looked at each other and rushed forward to beat Li Haoran together. Kick.

The three women beat Li Haoran violently, and the barrage was completely excited at this moment...

……

"Yes, yes, just fight like this, good fight!"

"Dirty, dirty...it's just too dirty!!"

"My god, I didn't expect Li Haoran to have such a hobby. It just so happens that my sister also has this hobby. Candles and handcuffs are everything!"

"I dare to conclude that Li Haoran was recruited into Peking University because of this song "In That Faraway Place"!"

"You can't insult our Peking University like this. Except for Li Haoran, Peking University people are normal, okay?"

"Normal fart, it's rippling like Sabaning, okay?"

"Hahahaha, I burst out laughing!!"

"Hematemesis, can I say that our class's evening self-study happens to play this song to cultivate sentiment?"

"Li Haoran ruined a classic. After listening to his song, I can no longer look directly at this song!"

"..."

Amidst the audience bursting with laughter, Chief Director Chen Gezhou received a call from CCTV's leaders. After nodding and bowing for a while, he signaled helplessly to Huang Lei and He Jiong to stop, and CCTV would not allow such content to be broadcast. .

Chapter 118 Go to "Song of China" to be a dream mentor (4/10 ask for a reward, ask for a subscription)

He Jiong and Huang Lei saw Chen Gezhou's signal, and many fans who watched the live broadcast also saw it. Immediately, the bullet screen was full of yelling and begging, hoping that such a wonderful performance would not stop.

Dahua has been sculpting on one side, and the shots of him just included Chen Gezhou.

Fans saw the big director answer the phone, then nodded and bowed, and then signaled to stop the performance.

The wonderful performance came to an abrupt end. Huang Lei and He Jionglianjue hosted the show, and the rhythm of the show returned to the heart-to-heart talk, and there were no more hilarious scenes before!

……

"Although "Longing for Life" impresses me with the leisurely farm life, but people have emotions and desires. It's okay to drive occasionally while being leisurely! What's wrong with being happy?"

"I'll go, this leader's control is too wide! This is a live broadcast and not a TV broadcast, so it doesn't matter?"

"Although Li Haoran and He Jiong drove away, they didn't say a single word that violated harmony! Why aren't they allowed to perform?"

"Blame me for being too young. I didn't see clearly whether it was a human or a dog!"

"It's too hypocritical to always be truthful, kind and beautiful! I just like Li Haoran's style that can make people's blood boil when they are serious, and make people laugh so hard that their stomach hurts when compared with funny. I thought CCTV had changed. I never thought that this is just Li Haoran's personal style!"

"It's a pity. I wanted to laugh out loud, but I didn't expect to be filled with chicken soup!"

"..."

The yelling and cursing on the bullet screen was deafening, but it was bound to fall apart. The CCTV bully said no to it. Any protest they made would be futile.

In fact, the excited fans didn't know that the leaders of CCTV who were in charge of this area were also very helpless. They didn't mind Li Haoran being so unreliable, but there were too many young people watching the live broadcast, and the influence was too wide. Letting go of freedom would lead to attacks from those who cared.

CCTV is not an ordinary entertainment company. There are many hills here, and the forces are criss-crossed. Every leader dare not leave something for the opponent to catch, so CCTV cannot be compared with ordinary private companies.

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The next day, Hangzhou Xiaoshan International Airport.

After a good night's sleep, the next day, the six energetic stars ate a grand farewell banquet prepared by the program group, and then rushed here to busy with their respective announcements.

What makes Li Haoran very depressed is that whether it is Ying Bao, Fat Di, or Yang Mi, their companies are all in Shanghai, and the focus of their careers is also in Shanghai, so they all have to go to Shanghai.