With a flash in front of her eyes, Xu Xinting hurriedly asked, "Which one?"
According to the previous routine, everyone had a premonition that the critical attack would come again, and as expected, Li Haoran replied solemnly and wittily: "Goddess-jing!!"
According to the previous routine, everyone had a premonition that the critical attack would come again, and as expected, Li Haoran replied solemnly and wittily: "Goddess-jing!!"
After Li Haoran finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing, and praised his wit, how could he be so witty!
The audience burst into laughter, and Fat Dixiao from the backstage had a pain in his cheeks. He held his cheeks with both hands, and said with smoky eyes, "This guy's poisonous she skills are so strong, he can stab the dead alive!"
"Pfft!!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Female nerve, the summary is too perfect, it is the most perfect interpretation!"
"Sister S is indeed a female neurosis, between a goddess and a neuropathy, I have never seen such a scolding!"
"..."
This time Xu Xinting was not as hurt and sad as before. Maybe she got used to the pain. After the thunderous applause fell, she continued to ask: "Di Lieba said that your interest is to shoot goddesses, and then Store them in your phone, is there such a thing?"
"This girl created something out of nothing. I only store it in the hard disk of the computer that only men have, but it is separated, and I don't let them keep company with Teacher Cang and Teacher Tian Hongchen!"
Muttering in his heart, Li Haoran knew that the depressed Xu Xinting was digging a hole for him. After this question, it was very likely which goddess was the most beautiful.
Organized words in his mind, Li Haoran admitted: "There is such a thing."
"So what is it used for?"
This question is very connotative. A man collects photos of goddesses. According to the first reaction of his inertial thinking, he can use it when he is making waves. When can he use it?
Li Haoran had a knowing smile on his face, and grinned, "Sister S, what do you mean by it?"
263 After speaking, Xu Xinting raised her eyebrows, and Xu Xinting immediately buzzed back. Li Haoran was so frightened that she quickly turned into a good baby. Sister S, a married woman, couldn't bear it.
Li Haoran glanced at the cowardly man, Xu Xinting curled her lips and said, "It should be useful, right?"
After wiping off his cold sweat, Li Haoran explained in a regular manner: "Who doesn't like beautiful things! I have a pair of eyes that appreciate beauty."
"So who's picture is on your phone?"
"A lot!"
"Who is the most beautiful?"
The expected trap really struck, and Li Haoran replied wittily in seconds: "I haven't photographed it yet."
Depressedly stomping her feet, Xu Xinting took a deep breath, blinked at Li Haoran, bent her index finger, and said coquettishly: "Your chance has come tonight!"
It has always been Xu Xinting's only magic weapon to go straight to the show if she can't make a show of it. Few male guests can avoid her teasing | teasing, and directly confess obediently.
Xu Xinting didn't believe that Li Haoran slapped her in the face this time, so she laughed even more, and Li Haoran's whole body got goosebumps.
"Hmph, shameless!"
Fat Di in the backstage was angry and slandered in his heart, thinking that watching this show had stained his eyes.At the same time, I was very nervous that Li Haoran was fooled, it was obviously forcing this guy to admit that she was the most beautiful! .
Chapter 154 Obviously I want to calm down, but I'm still drifting away (10/10 please reward, please subscribe)
"Understood, I understand!!"
Facing Xu Xinting's coquettishness, Li Haoran, a new veteran driver in the entertainment industry, realized in seconds, and a bewildered smile appeared on Junyi's face, that smile let Xu Xinting know that he was stable.
Who knew that the car overturned again at the scene...
Xu Xinting, who was waiting for compliments, saw Li Haoran suddenly take out her phone from her pocket, and instead of pointing at her, she looked at the director and said loudly, "Where is Teacher Cai! Why hasn't Teacher Cai come yet? After the photo is taken, you will be on my phone." Most beautiful woman!"
"Uh!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
Xu Xinting's coquettish expression froze, and the audience burst into laughter instantly.
We all know Cai Kangyong's love is admirable and admirable. He is a rare G in the entertainment industry who is not excluded or discriminated against. Many fans have sent blessings to his love.
Cai Kangyong has never concealed his sexual orientation, and he doesn't mind the good-natured teasing from his friends, because he and his husband have a legal marriage and adopted a child in an orphanage. Their family lives very happily.
Contentment and happiness, Cai Kangyong's state can be described in these four words.
Although Li Haoran really can't agree with G from the bottom of his heart, he has to admit that Cai Kangyong is open-minded enough to live. This calmness is something that many people can't do!
And Cai Kangyong's children call him mother. If so, Li Haoran said that Cai Kangyong is "the most beautiful woman".
"It's so witty, Brother Dalu is so witty!"
"It is said that he is a talented person from the highest institution in the mainland, no wonder he is so powerful!"
"When I go back, I must be a fan of him. He's so handsome and cool. It's beyond words!"
"Are the young people in mainland China so powerful now? Treasure Island is in danger!"
"..."
The audience burst into laughter, and the more pro-Chinese audience praised Li Haoran's wit one after another. They didn't like it.
The audience who were more hostile said sour words, but they had to admit that Li Haoran was amazing.
From the beginning to the present, the two hosts have actually "fighted against each other" many times, and the contrast between gags is very impressive.
In the end, Li Haoran won and Xu Xinting lost!
This is the skill. A twenty-year-old young man can beat the well-known host of Baodao in all directions. This undoubtedly shows that the mainland has shown results in cultivating talents, especially the two generations born in the 90s and 00s.
Xu Xinting froze, followed by a 'hysterical' growl: "Li-hao-ran, you are dead!~.!"
Looking at Xu Xinting who was almost going mad on the screen, Fat Di blinked her eyes in a daze. She didn't know Cai Kangyong's sexual orientation, and she was still wondering why Li Haoran said that?
"Is there something wrong with him? His makeup artist???"
Fatty had a weird expression on his face, his facial features were all knit together.
During the recording of "Longing for Life", Fat Di met Li Haoran's make-up artist, and he told her with a very aggressive appearance that this guy is a gay friend, isn't it? ? ?
During the recording of "Longing for Life", Fat Di met Li Haoran's make-up artist, and he told her with a very aggressive appearance that this guy is a gay friend, isn't it? ? ?
Thinking of this, Fat Di was dumbfounded, covered Hong Chun with his bare hands, and said incredulously: "He has always been indifferent to me twice, could it be that he is really... God!"
"This is not true, this is not true!!"
Fat Di was caught in a tangle, how could Li Haoran on the stage know that this girl would think of him this way, and said teasingly: "I didn't intend to be different, but my taste is really outstanding!"
"you you……"
After pointing at this twitchy guy for a while, Xu Xinting said furiously, "Oh! I won't record it anymore, Cai Kangyong, you can deal with this guy! I want to find a place to smooth out the scars..."
"Hahahahaha!!!"
The audience applauded like thunder, and the music teacher also played a very sad tune. With Xu Xinting's desperate expression, the laughter on the scene never stopped.
"Li Haoran!"
At this time Cai Kangyong came on stage, walked out from behind the cameraman, opened his arms and said loudly: "I am here, I am here, Li Haoran, you are simply..."
Li Haoran hurriedly went up to meet him, he knew that Cai Kangyong was here long ago, but he had to pretend not to know, and asked with a happy face, "What's the matter?"
Cai Kangyong also staged Li Haoran's constant punctuation, gave a thumbs up and praised: "That's so right!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
The sound of laughter kept coming and going, and the soundtrack was even more bleak. Xu Xinting, who had a gloomy life, was already sad. She pointed at the two of them and wailed, "The boat of friendship between the two of us has completely capsized, woo woo woo!!!"
"Don't! I just said a big truth, don't be angry..."
Cai Kangyong's positioning in the show is a good person. Xu Xinting offended the celebrity guest. He comforted the celebrity guest. Seeing Xu Xinting angry, he couldn't help but start to comfort the celebrity professionally.
Li Haoran on the side sighed involuntarily. Although he was depressed and depressed, he was still a little drifting in the end. I don't know if Director Cui will go crazy after returning?
"` 々Let us invite our very favorite Cheng Handian......"
After the two hosts came on stage, the show began to be recorded according to the normal "Kangxi Is Coming" recording track. Cheng Handian and other hosts all appeared on stage, performing a performance that Li Haoran was not used to.
Afterwards, Di Lieba came on stage and presented a very enchanting | beautiful dance of ethnic minorities, and then there was no more. When Kangxi came, she was at a loss and was extremely sluggish.
I have to admit that the performance of mainland artists going to Kangxi is really ugly. Li Haoran understands that this may be due to the different entertainment spirits between Wanwan and the mainland (Nuo's).
The announcement artists of Wanwan can laugh at themselves, be ridiculed, take the initiative to entertain everyone, and spread dirty jokes, because this is their job.
But mainland artists are different. They have huge fans and they are more reserved, more arrogant, and more traditional. Most of the shows are talked about as "Art Life".
For example, Xiao Shenyang, who was in Kangxi not long ago, may be very funny when he is acting in sketches. He thinks that performing sketches is his job, and he can be funny unscrupulously.
But when he was on talk shows, he thought it was him, he was an artist, and there was no need to entertain everyone, so the stupidity on Kangxi made Wanwan netizens ridicule endlessly.
Li Haoran survived the disaster by virtue of "The King's Talk Show", and Fat Di suffered steadily after Xiao Shenyang and others, which fully proved one point: if you want to open up the Wanwan market, you must learn to be a fool. .
Chapter 155 Fatty's Wannian Rolling Eyes (1/10 for reward, please subscribe)
Before coming to Wanwan, Cui Yan told Li Haoran repeatedly that he should be calm and not drift, and that he should show the excellent demeanor of a CCTV anchor and his own excellent host level.
In the opening ten minutes, Li Haoran did live up to expectations, showing his excellent IQ and EQ, with a very quick response, witty remarks and good looks.
However, under the oppression of Xu Xinting, a rotten girl, he finally drifted uncontrollably, and failed the deep expectations of CCTV leaders.
In order to make up for his "mistakes", Li Haoran was very calm and confident in the subsequent recording of the program, fully demonstrating the "style" of a CCTV anchor.
Facing the mentally retarded guest who ridiculed the poor people in the mainland who couldn't afford tea eggs, he retorted sharply, and in Fatty's adoring eyes, he once again staged the image of a passionate, patriotic, upright boy who swayed horizontally and slammed the sky in "Non-Summit Meetings" .
"Your low IQ comes from ignorance. The life of mainlanders is changing faster than you can understand the mainland through limited channels. That's why you appear so naive. It's normal."
"Actually, you have a kind of arrogance caused by low self-esteem. You always think that you represent the righteous side, and you don't bother to understand the progressive side of the mainland. I don't know that your behavior is even more retarded in my opinion."
543 "You don't need to justify. In fact, these things don't need to be said much. Anyone with a discerning eye knows that in the final analysis, your ruling class needs these voices. Your authorities need some necessary means to belittle others and create a sense of superiority in order to cater to the people. Poor vote."
"But don't you know that this society is not driven by the media or political parties, but by the basic people. With the development of the mainland day by day, the giant economy will one day give these ridiculous The news hits hard, and when the illusion completely collapses, it will only leave you confused."
Looking at Cai Kangyong, who was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, with deep eyes, and at the guests invited by the program group to provoke disputes, Li Haoran did not speak again.
But what he said was sharp enough. He directly tore off the hypocritical mask of the tea egg guest, making the scene completely silent, and even the tough Sister S couldn't speak.
Once the topic rises to both sides of the strait, the inconsistency of ideas will definitely make the harmonious atmosphere become discordant.
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