The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

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The Tea Egg guests were furious, but unfortunately they dared not speak out because of Li Haoran's force, so Cai Kangyong forcibly accepted the conversation, expressing some emotions, allowing the show to continue.

Contemptuously glaring at the cowardly tea egg guest, Li Haoran took the camera to take a break from taking photos of himself, turned to look at the depressed Fatty behind him, and comforted him with a smile: "Fatty, don't worry, you're fine!"

"Hehehe...Why do I worry? My heart has completely cooled down now. Today is really too embarrassing, woo woo woo, I feel like I'm just a silly girl!"

Pouting the mouth that made Li Haoran want to cover it, Fat Di gave a very cute and supercilious white eye, and then put his hands on his face to face others.

She figured it out, she came here to make soy sauce today, and she made a huge mistake.

She shouldn't have come, because today's topic has a strong political flavor, she can't speak at all, and she can't speak.

Fatty's guess was good. In fact, this link was discussed with CCTV in advance before the recording, so Li Haoran's trip to Wanwan came about.

Fatty's guess was good. In fact, this link was discussed with CCTV in advance before the recording, so Li Haoran's trip to Wanwan came about.

As we all know, the color of Zhongtian TV Station is blue, and the color of the current ruling party is green, so we can understand why the always joking "Kangxi Is Coming" has such a heavy topic.

Li Haoran's passionate performance in Hanguo aroused the interest of the program producer of "Kangxi Is Coming". After some discussion, this announcement was formed.

They felt that by letting Li Haoran, the most famous patriotic and upright boy in the mainland, participate in the recording of the program, and personally tear off the paper tiger mask that was brainwashed by the green camp's disguise, it would hit the competition and open up the mainland market, which is the best of both worlds.

Cai Kangyong and Xu Xinting also wanted to open up the mainland market, so they cooperated so well to set off Li Haoran, and did not make him "mentally retarded and stupid" like other mainland guests.

For CCTV, as long as it is beneficial to the principle of one China, they are very willing to cooperate, so they have cooperated with Zhongtian TV on many programs, the most famous of which is "Cross Straits".

"Across the Taiwan Straits" is broadcast all year round, so it's really not too simple to send an ace host to participate in an episode of "Kangxi Is Coming", CCTV hold it.

As for the guests who satirize mainlanders who can't afford tea eggs and have no access to toilets, are you afraid that they won't come if you pay these guys three or four times the notice fee?

"Uh!"

Fatty's reply made Li Haoran quite embarrassed. It seems that this seems to have a big personality, but in fact, the clever girl has already realized it.

After making sure no one was watching him, Li Haoran tilted his head back and whispered in Fatty's crystal clear ear: "What is the Wanwan market, Fatty, our inland market is king, how about going back to pay you a song? "

"Really?"

Fat Di's eyes lit up, and he turned his head to look at Li Haoran in surprise, only to find that the distance between the two was too close, the tip of their noses was less than half an inch, and they could hear each other's breath, and Li Haoran's pleasant smell came over his face.

Xue's face turned red all of a sudden, and Fatty pushed Li Haoran's head forward with some embarrassment, and pretended to be modest and said: "It's not your fault, just give me the one you promised me, and I'm grateful Endless!"

After finishing speaking, Fat Di pursed his lips together, making a cute appearance, and said pitifully: "Li Haoran, do you think I'm really not suitable for singing? Will you really waste your songs?"

Li Haoran felt a little regretful in his heart when the exciting plan of kissing Fangze at the recording site did not come true. Hearing the words, he said seriously: "I promised two songs, Fat Di, don't worry if you don't have good singing skills, the recording of "Longing for Life" When I teach you to sing, the songs I write for you are popular songs without difficulty."

"Really?"

"Of course, your boss's stinky singing skills can sing "Love's Offering". Your voice is much sweeter than hers. It's not difficult to sing a good song!"

Li Haoran's praise made Fat Di very happy, but she complained about Mi Mi in front of her face. Fat Di couldn't help but roll her cute eyes and retort for Yang Mi: "Miss Mi Mi, how can you say that?" So unbearable, she actually sings very well!"

Chapter 156 Fatty, Let's Sing "Flower Bridge and Flowing Water"! (2/10 ask for a reward, ask for a subscription)

"Sister Mimi is not as unbearable as you said, she actually sings very well!"

While talking, she remembered that Yang Mi wanted to see Li Haoran for treatment, and Fatty wanted to tell her, but the sickness made it difficult for her to speak, and she had to give up after holding back for a long time.

Fatty's tone was tangled, Li Haoran didn't notice it because he checked the surrounding situation, so he asked with a smile: "Then why doesn't she dare to perform on stage?"

"Uh!" Fat Di was angry, and emphasized in a low voice: "Miss Mi Mi is an actress, okay!"

Sister Mi Mi is an actress! !

Fat Di's rebuttal for Yang Mi is very similar to ~ Zi Xingye's movie.

In "The King of Comedy", Ah Xing seriously emphasized that he is an actor countless times, but it is a pity that no one agrees with him, and he lives like a fool for his dream.

As soon as he thought of Lord Xing, Li Haoran immediately remembered that he still had a program to record, to host "Jing Shuo" on behalf of Chai Jing who was hospitalized, and interview the comedy master _ Master Xing.

Li Haoran was very much looking forward to being able to personally interview his childhood idol. Hearing this, he couldn't help but nodded and said: "Okay, she is an actress, and you are really a family. Why are you all good at acting, but not good at singing!"

Being despised again, Fat Di couldn't help giving Li Haoran a white look, then turned his head and said nothing, ignoring the villain.

Although she wanted to bite the villain, Fatty didn't dare to show any unladylike expressions on the recording site. She was already ashamed enough, and she couldn't embarrass Miss Mi Mi any more.

At this time, Kangxi's host team was still chatting happily, and Cheng Handian's "funny" performance made the audience laugh, and everyone's attention was focused on them.

Li Haoran made sure that the camera did not turn, and said with a smile: "Pang Di, do you want to know what song I wrote for you?"

Fatty, who was pretending to be angry, couldn't pretend anymore, turned his head and said, "What song?"

Li Haoran smiled and said: "The first song is your solo song, which has not been finished yet. The second song is called "Flower Bridge and Flowing Water". We will form a group when the time comes. Your name is Watermelon Girl, and I am Brother Beard. The name of the group is Watermelon Beard. How about it, make it into a video and upload it to Neihan Duanzi, it will definitely explode."

"Watermelon Girl! Beard Brother! Watermelon Beard!"

Fat Di's pretty snowy face was covered with dense black lines, Wan Nian rolled his eyes again, and said speechlessly: "Why does it sound so weird, Li Haoran, are you kidding me?"

"...the conscience of heaven and earth."

Li Haoran's face was serious, and he swore: "We filmed "Longing for Life" when we recorded it. A man who promises a word is hard to follow."

"But why do I have a bad rush!"

Fat Di's big eyes were wide open, and he tilted his head to stare at Li Haoran's expression. The defensive look made Li Haoran almost run away.

"You mother-in-law, can you trust me a little?"

"You mother-in-law, can you trust me a little?"

Li Haoran really wanted to hold this girl down and give her a feast of nine-yin white bone claws, but unfortunately at this time the camera came over again, and he quickly sat upright, showing the best demeanor of a CCTV host.

"Slightly slightly... I'm mad at you, mad at you!!" Fat Di sat upright with a gentle smile in his heart.

At this time, Xu Xinting began to ask Li Haoran funny questions, Cai Kangyong was helping, Li Haoran responded quickly, and the program was recorded with laughter, full of laughter.

Time passed unknowingly, and an hour passed quickly. This issue of "Kangxi Is Coming" is drawing to a close. Cai Kangyong rarely stood up to make a summary.

"I can say responsibly that people in Baodao really look down on mainlanders."

"The two sides of the strait have been separated for decades. Since the 80s, exchanges began. Groups of Baodao people went to the mainland to visit relatives and travel. They saw the dilapidated and primitive Chinese mainland. Since then, the Baodao people have never stopped feeling superior and making fun of the mainland. People have also become one of the topics of conversation among Baodao people.”

"Every Baodao person who came back from the mainland has a bunch of exaggerated and funny stories about their trip to the mainland. We have heard from Baodao people who have been to the mainland since we were young that there are no toilets in the mainland, and there are scams everywhere."

"These things have become popular and become more and more exaggerated. Some people began to spread funny slogan translations in mainland China on the Internet. Although most of them are not true, people in Baodao don't care at all. It's just for entertainment."

"It seems that the people of Baodao are very ruthless, but why doesn't Baodao make fun of the more backward Southeast Asians? Would you like to introduce Southeast Asians who can integrate into the life of Formosa?"

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"The fundamental reason is that Baodao has always regarded the mainland as a hostile country, and the mere fact that Baodao is not regarded as a country is enough to make Baodao people hate China mainland from the bottom of their hearts."

"When you don't even have a self-"existence value" on earth, what else do you care about? So in the past, the sense of superiority of Baodao people was based on sympathy for poor mainlanders, and now the hatred, the whole process and the mentality of Xiangjiang people It’s similar, but many Baodao people are very pretentious, and they won’t easily reveal an attitude of looking down on you on the surface.”

"To this day, when Baodao people talk about mainland China in their own gatherings, they inevitably have to talk about their past funny experience in mainland China. This culture is finally reflected in many open-mouthed variety shows."

"Why do these effects? People in Baodao don't believe it themselves, but they enjoy watching it, so Lu Lu desperately cares about how much tea eggs cost, and whether mainlanders can afford them. Those are not the point at all in the eyes of Baodao people. .”

"I don't think it's appropriate to talk about such a topic in Kangxi, but I still want to advise fellow villagers that we are too prone to anger now, and we need to calm down and listen."

"Our society is currently caught in a ridiculous hysteria, which is very dangerous. We need to calm down and think about whether we have the ability to jump out of the narrow gap of "blue-green reunification and independence" and look at cross-strait relations with a global perspective. And China Mainland."

"Also, the marginalization of international status and the lack of a global perspective in the media have allowed our young people to grow up in self-isolation and international isolation."

"Today's Huaxia Mainland is a "new phenomenon that is unparalleled in the world", but no one in Baodao wants to listen to and understand their neighbors, and they are always in a circle of blue, green, unified, and unique. This has to be said to be a pity. "

"I sincerely hope that the young people in Baodao can really wake up. The little fortune of drunkenness and dreams is no longer suitable for Baodao. This is not the correct manifestation of civilization and development, but a manifestation of social regression as a whole."

Chapter 157 Honeymoon Trip with Yingbao (3/10 please reward, please subscribe)

At ten o'clock in the evening, the recording of the latest issue of "Kangxi Is Coming" ended.

Now is the era of the Internet, the era of the information explosion. Before [-]:[-], the fans revealed the relevant information of the program, which caused shocks in the major Internet forums on the island, and then radiated to the TV media at an extremely fast speed.

Wanwan is a big place, and generally any trouble can cause heated discussions, especially this time when the CCTV anchor is a guest, it is said that he has a very shining performance, how could it not arouse everyone's curiosity.

You must know that he is a CCTV anchor with a red heart, not an ordinary star. The meaning of his coming to Taiwan is unique and full of reverie.

Of course, the show has not been aired yet, and it is too early for Li Haoran to cause heated discussions. What really shocked the island was Cai Kangyong's affectionate speech at the end of "[-]".

Cai Kangyong's words can be said to stir up a thousand waves with one stone, which became the fuse of the blue-green media war, and also made Li Haoran understand one thing.

No matter blue or green, they don't want to be unified in essence!

Although Li Haoran is a patriotic and upright boy that everyone admires, but after the task assigned by CCTV is completed, he doesn't worry too much about the program, and he doesn't bother to talk about whether blue and green are the same.

Saying goodbye to Cai Kangyong and Xu Xinting for dinner, Li Haoran took Fatty to the Shilin Night Market not far away, had a meal together and hugged goodbye.

What made Li Haoran disappointed and fortunate was that Fatty had to go back tonight. When she came, Yang Mi's studio booked her a return ticket, and she took off on time at twelve o'clock in the evening. The notice was very tight.

During the hot broadcast of "Gu Jian Qi Tan", every leading actor was extremely busy, and Fatty's announcement was directly scheduled before the recording of "Longing for Life", so busy that the little girl's lustrous complexion darkened a little.

During the meal, Fatty yawned again and again, and Li Haoran felt distressed when he saw it. Before he left, he gave her a health-preserving prescription, which was provided by [Chinese Medicine Sacred Hand].

Although this prescription will not cure all diseases, it is still possible to strengthen the body and increase the quality of sleep. It is very suitable for Pang Di and Yang Mi.

Farewell to Fatty, who was a bit reluctant to leave, and with the remaining four days of vacation, Li Haoran planned to take Zhao Liying to wander around the bay to have a comfortable and comfortable honeymoon trip.

The two planned to go to many places in the past four days. The first stop was Alishan and Sun Moon Lake in the Chinese textbook. They wanted to meet the sweet song Queen Teresa Teng's song: Alishan girls are as beautiful as water, and Alishan boys are as strong as mountains!

As a result, there is no doubt that the two returned disappointed, feeling like they were being deceived.

The girl in Alishan is dark and not beautiful at all, and the boy in Alishan is not strong at all. He can hit ten, no, twenty for his wretched look.

Standing in front of the small pond-like Sun Moon Lake with Zhao Liying speechless, Li Haoran was flustered in the wind, and really wanted to raise his middle finger and scold MDZZ, is this Sun Moon Lake!

Baidu found out that because the Chinese textbooks for primary schools in the mainland describe these two places, the mainland people subconsciously think that Alishan and Sun Moon Lake are the famous scenery of the bay.

Little did they know that Wanwan didn't have much feeling for these two places, and they didn't develop much. As time went by, the lake here changed from a small lake to a small pond.

When direct flights between the two sides of the strait were launched and mainland tourists captured the Bay, they were surprised at first why all the tour groups wanted to visit these two places by name, and they were very curious.

When direct flights between the two sides of the strait were launched and mainland tourists captured the Bay, they were surprised at first why all the tour groups wanted to visit these two places by name, and they were very curious.

In the end, this incident undoubtedly became a joke in the media on the island, and many experts thought that the mainlanders were so stupid!

"Fuck, Chinese textbooks are killing people. The Sun Moon Lake here is not as big as the small lake in Heling Village. It's a shame to call it Sun Moon Lake, but it's almost the same as the Sun Moon Urinal Pot!"