The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"Yes! Master Xing sent so much laughter to our childhood, I wish him happiness in his later years!"

"Looking at the white-haired Master Xing, I suddenly feel heartbroken!"

"This bastard Li Haoran always makes us cry, and I strongly look forward to this issue of "Jing Shuo"."

"..."

There was a lot of discussion on the official Weibo of "Jing Shuo", and the number of fans' comments skyrocketed. Because of Li Haoran's words, Star Master's fans were shocked and went crazy.

For Master Xing’s old age, fans are crazy @朱妇, loving you for ten thousand years is rare in this world (Qian Hao) can make a romantic love confession comparable to shoulders, and it is reflected in Zhu Yin’s life after a few minutes eye.

Looking at his wife who was trying to suppress her grief, Huang Guanzhong said softly, "My dear, just cry if you want to cry! I understand you!"

"Wow……"

Zhu Yin lay in Huang Guanzhong's arms crying heartbrokenly, finally wiped away the tears, looked at Huang Guanzhong in a dazed way and broke down in tears, "Husband, he is my first love, you are the belonging of my life!"

Crazy @了朱婚, sent her this shocking love story for the first time, Zhu Yin's Weibo did not respond, and Xing Ye's Weibo was the same, and the hearts of fans gradually cooled down.

Xingye’s fans are those born in the 70s, 80s, and 90s. Most of these three generations have entered the society and act more rationally. From the silence of the two parties, they understand that they both have their own lives. Why should they bother? Woolen cloth! .

Chapter 160 Are you here to send a breakup gun? (6/10 ask for a reward, ask for a subscription)

There used to be a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this.

If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you.If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.

This classic line in "A Chinese Journey to the West" paid homage to the broken love of countless people in the previous life, and it is the same in this life. With the blessing of this regrettable broken love between Master Xing and Zhu Yin, this line swept the world at a crazy speed The headlines of the entire entertainment circle.

The photo of Li Haoran and Master Xing's scissorhands reached the fifth place in Weibo's hot search list, and this passage directly reached the top of the list at an outrageous speed.

What is this called?

This is called the influence of "July [-]", the true influence of personal cultivation from entertainer to artist, and the true background of the king of comedy.

It made people fully understand that even ten Xie Tingfengs could not be the opponent of Master Xing, and the sum of twenty Li Haorans was not as good as Master Xing alone.

"Wang Jun, after breaking up, I still know you, but I don't want to see you again. I won't bless you if you live well, and I won't laugh at you if you live badly. Because we are strangers from now on. Your world is no longer With me, my world no longer has you. I can no longer cherish you, sorry, what I lost is also what you lost. "

"I empathize with Master Xing very much, because recently I also like the word "silence" more and more. It seems that everything can become more pure and kind in silence. After a lot, including many people know After those things, I finally became a person who no longer likes to talk. I began to learn to be natural and to be silent, instead of not being unwilling or sad to stop talking. I think silence is good, at least It makes our world peaceful."

"Maybe you will say that I lied to you once, where is the vow of a lifetime? I don't deny that I once promised you to stay with you forever and grow old with you, but my difficulties, my grievances, You won't understand my thoughts and my heart. I don't want to explain too much, I just want to say that if there is an afterlife, I will find you and continue to write our future fate!"

"..."

Love is the most beautiful topic in this world, but also the saddest topic in this world!

Many fans who have been hurt by love lamented and lamented on Weibo, commemorating their time and love that dissipated with the wind!

Master Xing's influence is too otherworldly, and if you think about the general plot of "Predecessor 3" in the previous life, you can understand that people nowadays are hypocritical and like this kind of greasy sadness.

As for Li Haoran, the real master, he couldn't care less about experiencing the joy of re-killing the number one in the hot search. Because of these words, he had to answer several calls.

"Brother, hee hee... It seems that you still can't forget Sister Nazha. Since you still love her deeply, you should marry her too. You are the only one left in our family. A sister-in-law is much needed."

This is the ridicule of the old sister Li Yanran, the relationship between the siblings is flat and warm.

"Li-Hao-Ran, can you stop singing songs and writing lyrics of this kind of theme all the time? Do you have an old relationship with your ex? Tell me the truth. If the old relationship is really over, I will fulfill you..."

This was Zhao Liying's jealous question, and what Zheng Xing said was similar. The jealousy of the two girls gave Li Haoran a headache, and his heart was more disgusting than eating shit.

Nima, be careful about plagiarism in the future, it really kills people!

In addition to the phone calls from his younger sister, Ying Bao, and Zheng Min, Li Haoran also received a text message that shocked him...

In addition to the phone calls from his younger sister, Ying Bao, and Zheng Min, Li Haoran also received a text message that shocked him...

"How are you?"

The SMS caller ID is just a string of numbers, but the memory of Li Haoran's previous life is very, very deep on this string of numbers, the phone number of his first love, the only woman he ever loved, Gu Li Nazha.

"What did she text me?"

Li Haoran was full of doubts, and suddenly said: "It must be because of this passage, dizzy! Which of the classic songs is not a song about hurting feelings, and which one of the classic quotations is not a sentence of broken love. Could it be that I will plagiarize Dongfanghong Sunsheng in the future? Let me Write jokes praising the motherland?"

Although he couldn't help complaining in his heart, after seeing this text message, Li Haoran was even more itchy.

The predecessor has not pushed Gu Li Nazha yet, and there is no connection. Now that they have broken up, how about making good use of the fine traditions created by the post-90s generation to have a breakup?

With such an evil thought in his heart, Li Haoran involuntarily clicked on the phone screen: "It's okay, how about you?"

The text message replied in seconds: "I... I'm okay!"

Shaking his head, Li Haoran kept typing: "After breaking up, you still want to save face and suffer like this. How can I not know about your story, and you were hacked so miserably, what should you do?"

Gu Linazha read Li Haoran's text messages carefully twice with her mobile phone in her hand, and felt the concern between the lines of her ex-boyfriend. Tears were involuntarily filled in those extremely charming peach eyes, and Li Haoran's words "broke up" made her feel even more intimidated. She is heartbroken 0...

In fact, even now Gu Li Nazha doesn't regret the decision she made, she doesn't regret breaking up, the relationship with Li Haoran in those two years was too plain, so plain that she was tired of it.

However, Gu Li Nazha is a woman after all, and she has feelings for Li Haoran. Their breakup was not because of betrayal, so seeing her ex "reluctantly" towards her, she felt a little proud in her heart, and felt the previous mutual acquaintance and love, so I couldn't resist sending this message.

Sniffing her nose to wipe away her tears, Gu Li Nazha replied: "It's okay! I can handle it by myself... Congratulations, I'm really happy for you, really!"

3.1

"A dead duck has a tough mouth!"

Li Haoran shook his head and sighed, and tapped his fingers to type the words "Let's send a breakup gun", and finally typed: "Thank you!"

After posting these two words, Li Haoran lay down on the sofa and hit the wall. Facts have proved that he is a straight male cancer, you post... post!Maybe Gulinazha will agree!

Li Haoran was depressed, and Gu Li Nazha was also full of embarrassment, slandering: "This straight man is cancer, how do you answer this sentence, just talk to death, it still hasn't changed much!"

If it was Gu Li Nazha who was in the relationship before, Li Haoran would definitely not talk about it to death, but now she cherishes this opportunity to muster up courage, frowning for a while, typed a line and sent it. .

Chapter 161 The second issue of "Longing for Life" is recorded (7/10 for a reward, please subscribe)

"You...have a girlfriend now? Is Zheng Min your girlfriend?"

Frowning and staring at the text message sent by Gu Linaza, Li Haoran wondered why she suspected Zheng Xing instead of Ying Bao. Could it be that she saw something?

He wanted to tell a lie, but Li Haoran couldn't do such a thing because of the feelings left in the memory of his previous life. He sighed for a moment, and sent the word um.

Even though she was mentally prepared, the word "um" still made Gu Lina's eyes reddened, and she suppressed the pain in her heart and replied in seconds: "I see, you are a good match, Zheng Min is a good girl."

After posting Gu Li Nazha, I regretted it, and suddenly remembered that what I said was a bit wrong, and I made it clear that I was paying attention to him. If that guy misunderstood him, I would be ashamed to death.

While worried and shy, Nazha had some expectations, hoping that Li Haoran could see another meaning of this sentence, stop being so straight.

Women are such a weird species!

Li Haoran saw it, his eyes lit up, he tapped his phone and quickly replied: "Thank you for your blessings, Zheng Min is indeed a good girl, but I still care about our breakup!"

03

Gu Lina's smoky eyes turned redder, she bit her lip and typed: "I'm sorry Li Haoran, I hurt you! Li Haoran, our personalities are really incompatible. We just quarreled in the second year when we met. Didn't even you post a lot Is it a fire?"

Recalling the memories of Gu Li Nazha from his predecessor in his mind, Li Haoran typed: "Our personalities are indeed incompatible, like two parallel lines, but I love you until we break up, so I am very disappointed and sorry! "

Upon hearing these words, Gu Li Nazha felt unbalanced, and complained: "It's so nice to say, why do you find a girlfriend so quickly when you love me? I see any man subconsciously repulsed, thinking that talking so quickly Love is sorry for you, where are you lost? Tell me?"

Feeling the resentment that could not be blocked by the screen of the mobile phone, Li Haoran couldn't help baring his teeth, and muttered: "It's still so aggressive! It's really a big problem to be a wife if you don't change your personality, and it's easy to make your harem unstable."

During the conversation, Li Haoran typed a line and sent it: "You left me when you were the most popular, I don't blame you, but you should make up for it! Anyway, I have worked hard to chase you for two years, returning to Peking University and Peking University every day. Electricity runs, rain or shine."

These words aroused fond memories of Gu Li Nazha, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth involuntarily, and she asked curiously: "We broke up, how can I compensate you?"

"Is it possible to send a breakup gun?"

Li Haoran typed quickly, just as he was about to send this message, the phone suddenly played a shutdown screen, which turned into a black screen mode amidst his exclamation.

"Where is the charger! Where is the charger?"

Li Haoran jumped up from the sofa, squatted in front of the desk and frantically searched for the charger. After searching for a long time, he remembered that he didn't bring the charger at home, and hurried out to find a colleague to borrow the same charger.

After finally borrowing the same type of charger, Li Haoran charged it up in a hurry, turned it on, and saw two unread text messages.

"What's wrong? Why didn't you talk?"

"Li Haoran, you bastard, I plan not to fall in love within five years, but you are lucky. You hooked up with Zheng Min in three months. How dare you ask me to make it up to you? Annoy you straight man cancer, don't bother me in the future."

"Fuck!"

After reading the text message, Li Haoran burst into anger and said: "It's completely out of order, who the hell will say that I'm a straight male cancer in the future, I...fuck!"

After reading the text message, Li Haoran burst into anger and said: "It's completely out of order, who the hell will say that I'm a straight male cancer in the future, I...fuck!"

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Six o'clock in the morning, my hometown in Hangzhou.

The biological clock that came with the Bruce Lee skill card made Li Haoran wake up from his deep sleep on time, squinted his eyes and looked at the familiar bedroom, and stretched comfortably, feeling that he was still sleeping comfortably in his hometown.

The male dog stretched his back, Li Haoran sat up, scratched the head of the chicken nest with his hands, and muttered: "Today is the recording time for the second issue of "Longing for Life". I wonder if the film crew has come? Where is that damned Chen Gezhou? "

Li Haoran, He Jiong, and Huang Lei had already made an agreement, and when they saw the chief director Chen Gezhou, they would beat him up.

They dared to trick them into a live broadcast, which made them unprepared. Fans took screenshots and made a lot of emoticons, which became the most popular theme emoticons on chat software.

Those who pick their noses, pick their buttocks, pick their earwax, bite their nails, etc., their image is completely ruined, and their character design collapsed!

This revenge is not a hero, this hatred will last forever, the mountains have no edges, and the heaven and the earth are united, so they dare to join forces. How can the three people who must revenge their flaws let the damned Chen Gezhou go, and his grandma will cry if he doesn't beat him , it is impossible to dissipate the hatred in their hearts.

"chachachacha..."

"chachachacha..."

He suddenly heard the crisp sound of birds chirping from the window, Li Haoran pulled the curtains and found two magpies chirping outside his window.

Magpies are a symbol of love and auspiciousness among the people, and they are the most popular bird among the common people.

Their chirping sounds imply that happy events are coming, and when happy events arrive at home, they are the Cowherd and Weaver Girls meeting on the magpie bridge in groups. It is very romantic and very popular among the people.

Li Haoran was also unavoidable. He recalled a lecture on magpies by a professor at Peking University. His eyes lit up and he said, "Magpies, at Maoshi the magpies cry: the Lord is blessed with good food and drink. I am not going to get rich today, am I?"

The cry of a magpie is very pleasant, no matter where it is or what occasion it is, the rhythm and tone of its call are still the same.

In the eyes of Confucianism, those sages and gentlemen must have the qualities of constancy, stability, clarity, perseverance, and consistency, just like magpies.

Therefore, Confucianism often asks people to learn from magpies, and regards magpies as some kind of template for sages.