Recalling the lecture given by the Peking University professor in his mind, Li Haoran heard not only the crisp chirping of magpies, but also the crisp sound of the system.
"It's time for January, and the dice function has finished cooling down. May I ask if the host has a small gamble?"
Li Haoran waited so hard for this dice function that his eyes filled with tears when he heard this, his little money was finally not far away from him.
Clenching his fists tightly, Li Haoran nodded hastily and said, "Bet, bet, system, you must save me this time!"
The memory of the previous life must be recalled, and the magpie brought good luck and wealth to him this morning, how could Li Haoran give up this throwing opportunity. .
Chapter 162 Ma Daha's Sister (8/10 please reward, please subscribe)
His thoughts switched to the inside of the system space, a table and a dice with only two numbers of 'one' and 'six' floating in front of his eyes.
"call---"
Taking a deep breath, Li Haoran held the dice in his hand, put it to his mouth and took a breath, muttering to himself: "Wish me good luck, good luck..."
After finishing speaking, Li Haoran closed his eyes and threw his hand suddenly, the dice fell freely on the table and began to bounce, bouncing a few times and then stopped.
Li Haoran quickly took a closer look, and a little red dot almost blinded his eyes, pierced his heart, and made his life worse than death.
"Damn it! No--will--!"
Li Haoran uttered an earth-shattering wailing, laying down on his back with his head in his hands, his eyes open, dumbfounded, tongue gaping, and despairing, and he let out a soft bang.
The system's crisp notification sound came as promised: "It's a pity that the host has had bad luck. Please be careful, the host. You will be plagued by bad luck during this day. Although it is not fatal, it is definitely sad."
"Damn it! It hurts Nima's heart!"
Li Haoran kicked his feet to vent his depression, and roared: "Did you do it on purpose, system? You must have done it on purpose. You let two magpies come to my window on purpose to make me think I will get rich today, and then let I shake out bad luck, don't I?"
Li Haoran couldn't help but have no doubts. The system has repeatedly emphasized that what he has to do is to do everything possible to increase the popularity of the host. No matter what the method is, anyone who is serious, funny, or embarrassing will not be rejected.
The last time bad luck caused the live broadcast of "Joint Concern" there was a lot of bad luck, and I was extremely sad to contribute a lot of material to the annual mistakes collection.
But losing face is losing face, and the speed of popularity surge is directly proportional to losing face. That mistake in the live broadcast added a lot of loyal fans to him.
As of now, the total number of hits on the network of the third season of CCTV's host mistakes collection has exceeded 10 billion, the number of likes has exceeded 9523 million, and the number of comments has exceeded 20, which is exactly in line with the system's goal of increasing popularity.
As expected, the system retorted: "Once again, host, please don't question the fairness of the system. The system does not have any right to interfere with the lottery function and dice function. Now please host carefully to prevent bad luck~! "
"Bad luck!"
Li Haoran muttered solemnly, his eyes as deep as dots of ink rolled around, searching for possible crises, it was like "Death is Coming".
"Why is this kid yelling so early in the morning?"
Because of Li Haoran's earth-shattering roar, the younger sister Li Yanran and mother Mu Yan in the other two houses were awakened. Mother Mu Yan rubbed her sleepy eyes and muttered that she waited for her son until two o'clock in the morning last night, and she hasn't slept enough yet. Woolen cloth!
The continuous screams were not heard in the ear, and the old mother Mu Yan lay down again to catch up on sleep, and soon fell into a sweet dream again, continuing to relive the beautiful years with her husband.
Since Li Haoran made money, mother Mu Yan followed the advice and started to maintain her health. She puts a lot of emphasis on sleep, and she can't get up if she doesn't sleep for ten hours every day.
And as the son became more and more capable, the daily flattery of the neighbors in the neighborhood made his mother Mu Yan laugh, and she seemed to be ten years younger, with a radiant face.
Now mother Mu Yan has become the "overlord" of the square dance in the community. Every day, fans and media come to take pictures of the legendary mother who is a legend in her hometown.
"Hey! Brother is here, when did he arrive?"
Li Yanran needed to sleep because of tutoring classes, but she didn't know that her brother would come back last night, so when she heard his voice, her eyes were pleasantly surprised.
Li Yanran needed to sleep because of tutoring classes, but she didn't know that her brother would come back last night, so when she heard his voice, her eyes were pleasantly surprised.
Thinking of the iPhone and tablet computer promised by the older brother, Li Yanran jumped up, and ran towards the older brother's bedroom without thinking about wearing slippers behind her back.
"Brother, where are the gifts? Where are the gifts..."
Li Yanran, who was wearing a nightgown, hurriedly rushed into Li Haoran's room. Seeing her elder brother sitting there blankly, she rushed over with wild arms open: "Hurry up and give it to me..."
"The gift is... be careful!!"
Li Haoran, who was guarding against bad luck, quickly turned his head to answer, and then when he saw the bad luck coming, his handsome face turned pale with fright, and he cursed the system in his heart.
Because Li Yanran rushed too fast, one of the flip-flops she was wearing on the left and right side of her feet accidentally flew out, which caused her body to lose balance while running, and her light body was in the posture of a fish leaping over a dragon's gate. He flew towards his elder brother Li Haoran.
"Oops!!"
Li Yanran waved her hands like windmills, yelling for help, her facial features tightened, seeing that she was getting closer and closer to her brother, she closed her eyes in fright and waited for the crash with her brother.
"I'm going to be disfigured!!"
Li Yanran's expression was terrified, it's no problem for her to dodge with the speed of Li Haoran's strength, but once she dodges, the momentum of her sister's flying will definitely hit her head and blood, Li Haoran can't bear it.
"`¨Careful!!"
Li Haoran let out a soft cry and supported his feet to stand up. Before he could stand up completely, his sister's body rushed over. He quickly raised his hands and pressed them on his sister's shoulders when he had no time.
"drink!"
With a soft shout, Li Haoran tensed his forearm muscles and successfully straightened his sister's figure to stand upright.But he also sat up hastily and didn't stabilize his horse. Although he blocked the momentum of the old sister, he was also pushed backward by the momentum.
With a bang, the back of Li Haoran's head came into intimate|intimate contact with the wall, which made him dizzy and gasped in pain.
Li Yanran stopped, but because her center of gravity was unstable, she grabbed her hands and threw herself forward again. "Ouch", she jumped onto the bed like a crab, and collided with the wall, and was (Qian Lihao) The momentum hit the wall.
"Ouch!"
Supported subconsciously with both hands, Li Yanran, who was leaning against the wall, cried out in pain, guarded and guarded, and finally hit her forehead against the wall.
Fortunately, her elder brother Li Haoran blocked most of the impact, so she didn't end up with a bloody head, but her forehead was a little red and her head was a little dizzy.
Li Yanran was dizzy, Li Haoran was even more dizzy, he was already a little dizzy from being bumped, but now he was even more dizzy, his sister actually sat on his face, Feng Zhi almost suffocated him.
Lifting Li Yanran up with both arms, Li Haoran sat up and took a deep breath, rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "You idiot, all your phones and tablets are confiscated."
"Don't wow!"
Li Yanran rushed forward with a blushing face, hugged her brother's arm and shook it: "Brother, please, I didn't do it on purpose!".
Chapter 163 Please take my brother away (9/10 please reward, please subscribe)
Tonglu County, Heling Village.
Li Haoran, Huang Lei, and He Jiong's chief director, Chen Gezhou, who was going to fight hard, didn't have any stars in the group, but took command of the overall situation in Heling Village, and avoided being beaten by the way.
Seeing Huang Lei on the monitor had set off from a certain hotel in Hangzhou, chatting and spanking with the fans watching the live broadcast, Chen Gezhou squeezed his chin and nodded in satisfaction.
After the experience of "Where Are We Going, Dad" and "Extreme Challenge", Huang Lei's variety show style is getting better and better. All performances are very suitable for the needs of variety shows, and there is no need for guidance and worry.
There is no need to worry about Huang Lei's live broadcast. Chen Gezhou turned his head to look at the video images of He Jiong, Dahua, and Fatty, and found that they also set off separately and came to Heling Village by various means of transportation.
Looking up at the statistics display screen, Chen Gezhou found that the number of people watching the live broadcast was soaring, breaking through the one million mark in a short period of time, and now approaching two million, he felt extremely happy.
"There are so many people in the early morning. It seems that the number of live broadcasts today should exceed [-] million, and [-] million is not impossible!"
Thinking happily in his heart, Chen Gezhou suddenly found that Li Haoran's video had been in a dark state, looked at the assistant director at the side, frowned and asked, "Why hasn't Li Haoran's 910 live broadcast room been turned on yet?"
"Boss, the filming team is stuck in traffic, and they should be able to arrive at Li Haoran's house in ten minutes."
Faced with such an irresistible factor, Chen Gezhou also sighed speechlessly, frowned and nodded and said: "Let them hurry up and open the live broadcast room as soon as possible, the fans of Li Haoran's main broadcast advertisement in the live broadcast room must be very dissatisfied, and he is our top priority .”
"Already urged..."
As Chen Gezhou expected, the hundreds of thousands of fans stationed in Li Haoran's live broadcast room were really upset. Other live broadcast rooms were full of excitement, but their live broadcast room was constantly playing advertisements, and they were almost vomiting blood.
"What about playing with people early in the morning? Can't we start the live broadcast, or will I go to see Feng Timo?"
"Fuck, I feel a strong sense of routine, is there a py deal with the advertiser?"
"Where's Li Haoran? Why are other celebrities starting to broadcast live, but he's not here? Could it be him???"
"..."
Fans had different opinions in the comment area. After talking like this for four or five minutes, the advertisement stopped abruptly, and a community with good greenery and rather old houses came into view.
The viewers (adbi) who watched the live broadcast knew that the live broadcast had started, so they hurriedly shut up and watched carefully, looking for Li Haoran among the people constantly appearing in the camera.
The camera has been walking in the community, walked for a while and walked into a unit building, the elevator went up to which floor the camera didn't take a picture, anyway, it wobbled and finally stopped in front of an ordinary door.
bang bang bang...
The audience watching the live broadcast saw the director of Li Haoran stepping forward and knocking on the door. Not long after, the door opened, and a pure and lovely girl poked her head out, blinking her big eyes and curiously said: "You are "Yearning" Is it the program group of My Life?"
With long black hair like a waterfall, pure appearance, sweet voice like a yellow-age bird, big bright and energetic eyes, and long curved eyelashes, the appearance of this girl is like a spring of rain, which makes all the nerds unable to bear their eyes. When it lights up, it feels like the world is brighter.
The audience has long known that this is Li Haoran's hometown, so the girl who opened the door must be his sister Li Yanran. The two of them also have six or seven points similar in appearance, so it is almost certain that it is Li Yanran.
Why is fairy sister Liu Yifei so popular?
It is because of her rare pure temperament that fans like it. In the entertainment industry full of flowers, there are too few female stars who are completely uniform, pure and unaffected.
Liu Yifei and Liu Shishi are currently recognized as the purest female stars, but they still have a lot of fireworks compared to Li Yanran, after all, they are much older than Li Yanran who is only 17 years old.
Li Yanran is truly pure, with a pure appearance and a pure personality. As soon as she appeared in the live broadcast, it immediately caused countless nerds to howl, and they felt that they were in love.
Li Yanran is truly pure, with a pure appearance and a pure personality. As soon as she appeared in the live broadcast, it immediately caused countless nerds to howl, and they felt that they were in love.
"Wow! Could this be Li Yanran who only hears about her name but doesn't see her in person? It's so beautiful!"
"Oh my god! What a pure girl, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want to be Li Haoran's brother-in-law!"
"Sure enough, it's not a family. If you don't enter the family, Li Haoran's younger sister looks amazing, her big eyes are too bright, I like it very much!"
"Ninety points for looks, one hundred points for temperament, Li Haoran's younger sister can be a star."
"The family genes of the Li family are good! The men are handsome and the women are beautiful, and they are all talented. I envy the dead!"
"I'm Yanran's classmate. She said that his ancestor was Li Shimin, who belonged to the royal family. They are of royal blood. Li Bai, the poet fairy, is her distant ancestor."
"Ancestors can live far away? Why do you suddenly feel that Li Yanran is as funny as her brother?"
"I also feel the same way. Li Bai and Li Shimin are two Lis, right?"
"..."
The fans used the barrage to make fun of it, and immediately nodded in agreement with the group director: "We are, where is your brother Yanran? Is he still sleeping?"
"Come in, come in, you guys came just in time, my brother is going to beat me..."
Quickly opened the door, Li Yanran in a nightgown appeared in the camera, she pouted, pointed to her rather messy long hair and said, "Look, he bullied me early in the morning."
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