Waving to the old principal, Li Haoran turned his head to look at Fatty who was still perplexed, pointed to the furthest classroom on the second floor on the right, and said, "That's the classroom I used to study here. It's been four years. It feels like a world away!"
Fat Di, who was still angry and stroking his long hair from time to time, gave Li Haoran a gouged look, and said cutely, "When did you become so young, don't pretend!"
"Fatty, it's not good for you!" Li Haoran sighed, his face full of pain, "Is there really no trust between us?"
"there is none left!"
Fatty replied angrily, and then he straightened up and walked to the lecture theater, where the first level was waiting for them.
Of course, she's just a singing and dancing cheerleader!
Li Haoran shrugged and chased after him, held the old principal's hand, and said enthusiastically, "Grandma principal, hello!"
Looking up and down at the most outstanding student of the No. [-] Middle School affiliated to them, the old principal was very happy and proud. Hearing this, he hurriedly replied: "Okay, okay! I am very pleased to see that Haoran is promising, and I have to go back to school often Look, the principal's grandma will retire next year at the latest!"
"Yeah, I will come back more often when I have time. Now let's get down to business, Grandma the principal, seeing that I am so promising and handsome, can you give me supplies in advance through the back door?!" Li Haoran grinned, his eyes full of anticipation.
The face of the old headmaster turned 'cold' immediately, and he said righteously: "No way, obediently go through the barrier, Haoran, you have only been in the society for a few months, how come you have become so depraved!"
"Pfft!"
Fatty on the side laughed, and the barrage was also boiling. .
Chapter 169 Fatty's is really bigger than Yingbao's (5/10 please reward, please subscribe)
"Laughing, this principal's grandma is very majestic! The serious expression is inexplicably funny, inexplicably looks like Li Haoran hosting a live news broadcast!"
"Indeed, it's very similar to the collection of Li Haoran's expressions on "Common Concern". It seems that the reason why Li Haoran can hold back his laughter in the live news is to learn from the principal's grandmother."
"Dare to take advantage of my goddess, Li Haoran, I feel at ease knowing that you are not doing well! Hahahaha~!!"
"Li Haoran, I won't scold you when others scold you. If I'm not careful, I'll grow old with you forever."
"Hahaha, Fatty's angry expression really shouldn't be too funny, it's too darn!"
"..."
The barrage in the live broadcast room was like a mess, Li Haoran's collapsed expression was so funny, he managed to amuse all the fans who watched the live broadcast, and the two live broadcast rooms burst into laughter.
Fatty hid aside, covered his mouth and smiled, and whispered to the camera: "This guy still wants to slap his face, but now he is slapped in the face! Like the principal's grandma, like 66666..."
Can talking ill of people behind their backs not be so obvious! !
Li Haoran glared at Fatty, who was not a man, and turned his head with black lines all over his face, and said, "Grandma Principal, your face-changing speed is faster than that of Sichuan opera. I was just joking, and you will take it seriously when you are old!"
"Isn't education about seeking truth from facts? This is what you said when you gave a speech at Peking University in the first semester. I remember it very clearly! You were also put in school for three days, so that every student would admire your demeanor ..."
With a playful smile on his lips, the old principal replied that Li Haoran vomited blood again, feeling that he had really fallen, but this is really unacceptable!
Pointing at himself, Li Haoran said sincerely: "Grandma Principal, look at how pure my heart is, how could I be depraved? You have wronged me!"
"I've never seen such a shameless person!"
This sentence was written all over the bullet screen, and the old principal couldn't help but twitch his cheeks, feeling a lot of emotion in his heart. Four years ago, the dream-chaser boy who came out of this school was so innocent and kind, why is it like this now? !
The camera was filming, and the old principal couldn't blame Li Haoran, so he paused and replied solemnly: "You are pure? Anyway, I will definitely not let my granddaughter watch the show you host."
"Why?"
"It's easy to teach my granddaughter badly!"
"What? Grandma of the principal, you can't always say that. I am the host of CCTV, a messenger of justice who spreads truth, kindness and beauty. You are destroying me!"
Li Haoran vomited blood, and before he could finish his defense, the old principal interrupted his muttering.
After preparing some words, the old principal asked: "You are not allowed to record today's class like the last paragraph of "Kangxi Is Coming" and "Longing for Life". The report card was given to the reporter, and there are several well-preserved self-examinations."
Speaking of which, the old principal stopped talking, and Li Haoran begged for mercy with a terrified expression on his face: "Grandma principal, please don't! I poked it, and I can't change it!"
"Then go in!"
"Oh!"
Li Haoran nodded with love on his face, making Fatty and all the fans watching the live broadcast full of curiosity about these reviews, eager to see what the contents of the reviews are?
What a heinous mistake?How can the unscrupulous Li Haoran be so afraid?
Curiosity killed the cat. Fans were especially curious about the gossip about a big star, and they all guessed it through the barrage.
"I have hired the world's number one killer to infiltrate the third affiliated high school, and the answer will be revealed soon."
"I have hired the world's number one killer to infiltrate the third affiliated high school, and the answer will be revealed soon."
"What exactly did Li Haoran do wrong? Did he steal the school girl's underwear? Or the hood?"
"Li Haoran must have done something heinous, I beg the old principal to make it public."
"The sky will get dark, people will change, three points of love, seven points of deceit, Li Haoran, how long are you going to lie to us?"
"..."
The barrage was full of speechless words, and Fatty had already entered the lecture theater at this time, followed by Li Haoran into the gate to start today's first challenge.
After entering the door, looking around, the lecture hall with more than [-] seats was full, and the youthful juniors in uniforms saw the two enter, and the thunderous applause immediately sounded deafening.
"Senior, senior, senior!!"
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"Brother Haoran, please sign for me!"
"Woooooooooooooo!!!"
More than [-] people in the audience stood up and erupted. Li Haoran turned his head to say hello as he walked. He always kept a sunny and cheerful smile on his handsome face, waving his hands and interacting with the enthusiastic juniors.
Li Haoran has always firmly believed that as a CCTV host, he can be funny and dirty in front of adults, but not in front of these little flowers. This is the basic professional ethics.
The senior wanted to maintain his good image of Wei Guangzheng, but bad luck suddenly came to him while he was walking. He was so busy saying hello that he didn't look at the ground, and knocked his foot directly on the podium of the lecture theater, tripping the podium two inches above the ground for a moment.
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"Damn it... Whoops!"
Li Haoran's body suddenly lost his balance and got down on the ground. He was about to perform the classic dog-eat-shit pose in front of millions of fans and more than [-] juniors and juniors.
Wei Guangzheng's image was completely wiped out...
In fact, according to Li Haoran's strength, even if he is tripped, he will not really fall down. He can completely maintain his balance by relying on the powerful waist and abdomen strength endowed by the male dog's waist.
Of course, now is the time for bad luck. After Li Haoran's feet got caught on the stairs, the shoelaces loosened again, and his feet, which were in a hurry to find a balance point, tripped again, and the whole person couldn't help jumping forward, like In the early morning, my sister threw him down.
Li Haoran fell forward under the shocked eyes of his juniors, and Fatty, who walked in hurriedly, realized that she couldn't go to the podium at this time, so he just turned around.
Fatty was in a tragedy, and couldn't react at all. He stared at Li Haoran behind him in shock, screaming and laying down on her stomach, and then pressed his hands firmly on her chest.
hard...
Hold tight...
Because Li Haoran wanted to avoid falling and eating shit, he firmly grasped the "life-saving straw" in his hand, not realizing that it was a pair of fat sisters of Pang Di.
"hiss!!"
Fatty's face turned pale from the pain, and her body gasping for air rushed forward. She who was torn there could only move forward to relieve the pain. She was really afraid that if she retreated, a pair of younger sisters would be torn off by Li Haoran. .
Chapter 170 Bad luck with colored attributes (6/10 please reward, please subscribe)
This time [Moment of Bad Luck] I don’t know if it has a color attribute. When I got up early in the morning, my sister sat on my face, saw things I shouldn’t see, and smelled things I shouldn’t smell.Now he holds Fatty's pair of fat sisters again.
Such a thing happened less than twice in just two hours. There is definitely a problem with this frequency?
Of course, for the time being, Li Haoran really didn't notice that he was holding Fatty's fat sister, so he didn't have time to think about the change in the attributes of the moment of bad luck.
In order not to throw a dog to eat shit, he tightly clenched the "life-saving straw" in his hands, so he didn't have time to identify what the sponge-like object in his hand was, he thought it was Fatty's clothes.
Li Haoran didn't let go, and Fatty, who was pinched almost to death, could only move forward involuntarily following Li Haoran's pulling force, to prevent the pair of fat sisters from being torn off.
The woman is very delicate|soft in the first place and needs to be cared for carefully. Now that she is brutally grabbed by Li Haoran, Fatty's pained 03's face has become abnormal.
Dai's eyebrows were furrowed, Xuexue gasped in pain, gasped for air, paleness, blushing, pain, embarrassment and other expressions filled Peerless Wushuang's face, his appearance was no less than that of Xizi holding her heart.
How could Fat Di pay attention to how beautiful her expression was, at this moment, she wished to kill the bastard in front of her, and wished to find a crack in the ground to sneak in... It's really embarrassing!
"Damned bird... There should be millions of fans watching!"
Thinking of this, the painful Fatty became even more in love with each other, and one song followed another in his heart, feeling extremely sad.
Li Haoran wanted to push away the terrified expression on his face, but his life was restrained and he couldn't do anything. Not only was the fat sister stretched out infinitely, but he also had to hug Li Haoran "intimately" under the dumbfounded expressions of millions of fans.
"Oh my god! Wow!"
More than two hundred juniors and juniors were stunned and screamed, making Fatty almost die of embarrassment.
She really wanted to explain loudly that she couldn't help herself and had to move forward, otherwise she would die of pain and risk losing her fat sister, she didn't dare and didn't want to!
The lecture theater exploded, and the two live broadcast rooms have already become a mess, especially Fatty's fans, who reproduced the scene of Yingbao's fans in the first episode...
"My God, no way! Woohoo, my goddess!"
"Fuck, it's not true, I'm dazzled, it must be me!"
"Ah, ah, where is Old Paper's big knife! Where is the knife!"
"It blinded my titanium alloy dog eyes, what did I see? What did I see?"
"It hurts to watch the series..."
"I'll go, Fat Di suffers every time he meets Li Haoran. During the first recording, he fell into a flower, and Kangxi looked like a silly girl. This time... alas!"
"Oh my god! That bastard Li Haoran must have done it on purpose, he definitely did it on purpose, who can send a killer to kill him?"
"Raise funds to beat Li Haoran violently, beat him, beat him..."
"A gentleman is nothing but a patient wolf, and Li Haoran fully proves it!"
"..."
Amid the deafening screams, Li Haoran and Fatty hugged each other involuntarily, and because of the momentum, the two who hugged each other started to retreat again.
During this process, Li Haoran rushed forward a few steps holding Pang Di's chubby sister, Pang Di involuntarily stepped back a few steps, and returned to the place where she turned around again.
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