The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"Fuck! No way!!"

When the two of them were close to each other, they could smell Fatty's delicious smell of vegetables, Li Haoran was dumbfounded, and finally realized that he was holding the place he shouldn't be holding.

When the two of them were close to each other, they could smell Fatty's delicious smell of vegetables, Li Haoran was dumbfounded, and finally realized that he was holding the place he shouldn't be holding.

Li Haoran, who was shocked in his heart, didn't notice that the laces of the casual shoes were all loose now, and he took another step forward. He stepped on the laces again, his body was once again out of balance.

"oops!"

"Damn it! The system is my god!"

The two screamed and fell down on the podium as if they were rolling gourds together. They hugged each other very "intimately". The man went down and the woman went up, looking like a couple cuddling together passionately on the beach, envious of others.

bang...

clap la la...

The sound of heartbreak resounded in the hearts of countless fans. At this moment, countless people from all over the country hugged their hearts. Their hearts ached!

"Damn Li Haoran, who can kill him!!"

At this moment, the same mourning sound was heard from all over the country, the sound was sad, the sky was crying blood, the snow was flying in June, lightning and thunder...

The fans have come to a deep understanding, especially watching Li Haoran and the goddess live together, they will definitely lose their lives and die of heartbreak!

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The fans were in pain, and Li Haoran was also in pain. The moment he fell, he pulled Fatty back with both arms, and he fell heavily on the ground on his back to prevent the little girl from suffering again.

Facts have proved that kind-hearted people will definitely suffer. Li Haoran suffered a loss once and suffered another loss. The pain in his back made him gasp, and Fatty who followed him directly fell into his arms, almost killing him.

"Hiss! Whoops! It hurts!!"

"Cough cough cough..."

Li Haoran was lying on the podium 370 and wailing again and again, he could only yell in such an embarrassing scene, otherwise Fatty would chase and kill him, then his face would really be lost.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Senior is so funny, I laughed to death!"

"Oh my god! This is not the senior I know!"

Senior Li Haoran's miserable cry successfully ignited the audience, and the juniors burst into laughter after the initial shock.

Fatty, who was so ashamed and came back to his senses, hurriedly sat up, and then dodged away from Li Haoran, who looked like a plague god, his whole body trembled with embarrassment, and his shiny face turned red into an apple.

Embarrassed and ran to the podium, Fatty turned around, staring at Li Haoran with a pair of smoky eyes full of anger, gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and the surging flames seemed to be steaming on her body.

I believe that when the official version is broadcast, special effects will definitely be added, and Di Lieba is furious.

Fans thought Fatty was embarrassing, but they didn't know that Fatty was acting, she was in pain now, a pair of fat sisters were pulled into handles before, and now they were smashed into dough, who can understand the pain hidden under her clothes?Who should I cry to?

"Woooooo... Li Haoran, I'm not finished with you!"

The cute and cute Fatty is swearing, which shows how wronged she is now! .

Chapter 171 Endless aftertaste (7/10 please reward, please subscribe)

After a ridiculous rush of people, Li Haoran finally came to the microphone amidst the applause of more than two hundred students, and started the first round of breakthrough——lecturing.

Out of the corner of his eye, he looked at Fatty, who had murderous eyes on the edge of the podium, and Li Haoran was embarrassed and nostalgic, and he didn't mind the sharp swords that burst out in Fatty's eyes.

I commented in my heart: Fat Di, you are so generous when you are angry, it is not lethal!Brother is not afraid of nirvana!

I didn't pay much attention to it before, but now that I think about the feeling just now, Li Haoran knows that Pang Di is really amazing, he is simply the most beautiful figure among female stars.

"It's no wonder that Fatty was so popular in his previous life. Apart from character and hard work, appearance definitely takes up the majority of the proportion!"

With admiration in his heart, Li Haoran thought of the women he had held, and made a comparison in his heart.

There is no doubt that among the three stars Zhao Liying, Zheng Wei, and Di Lieba, Pang Di's younger sister is the biggest. The other one, Yang Mi, is not small, but there is still some distance compared to Pang Di.

You must know that the feeling of Pang Di's fat sister in the hand is very different, and it is still memorable!

It's all like this through the clothes, so what if it's not through the clothes?

Li Haoran was vicious, and secretly speculated: "Is Fatty blue or not? I squeezed so hard, it should be bruised!"

"I don't know if I will take the initiative to treat her later, will she hit me?"

"I am a doctor's heart and a parent's heart, what the hell... I dare not think about it anymore!"

"It's evil, it's evil... This is a classroom, I want to be serious, I can't float!"

Thinking of the Bing Xin Jue in his heart, Li Haoran patted the microphone on the lecture table, coughed lightly, and said magnetically: "Good morning, teachers and juniors, I am Li Haoran, and I am very happy that the program team can arrange for me to go back to my alma mater , I am very honored and touched today~`."

During this period of time, the barrage has never stopped condemning Li Haoran, but Li Haoran has always relied on his talent to make a living, so when he started to give a speech, the barrage of cursing immediately subsided, and everyone listened intently, waiting for the birth of the golden sentence.

Li Haoran didn't know the reaction of the fans. He stared at the two-hundred-year-old girl who was sitting upright with deep eyes, and couldn't help but think of himself four years ago. At that time, he was so innocent and so sunny.

After a pause, Li Haoran continued: "Before I came to school, I thought about what I should say. In the end, I didn't know what to say. After all, I have only been in society for a few months, and the mix is ​​relatively smooth. , it’s hard to give you experience.”

There was an early warning on the bullet screen, such as the night of the live broadcast of "Tonight's Post-80s", I felt that Li Haoran, the king of "Peking University is okay", is coming again.

They didn't know that Li Haoran didn't pretend to be aggressive this time, which greatly disappointed them!

"Four years ago, I was exactly like you. From the first day of school, the teacher spoke, the principal spoke, and the student representatives spoke..."

Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran understood frankly: "To be honest, I always listen to the excitement, and only 10% believe it. There are only two words in my heart, and I am always indifferent..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Uh! Okay! I made a mistake again, it's four words!" Li Haoran raised a finger with a 'wry smile', and said depressedly: "400 yuan."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Brother Haoran is too funny, he did it on purpose!"

After Li Haoran finished his funny words, the more than [-] students in the lecture theater burst out laughing in agreement, each of them was laughing and joking, and they no longer sat upright as the teacher had arranged for them before.

"That's right! Students should look like students."

Li Haoran clapped his hands, turned his head to look at the old principal, and said with a smile: "Our principal is good at everything. He teaches and educates people all his life. He is a respectable educator. There is only one thing that is not good. He likes to sit obediently, The good kids standing in line made me always look up when I was in middle school and high school, and I had to become a host after graduation, all because of her!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

The laughing points of the little kids are very low, especially when the speaker is their senior. They laughed so hard that they burst into tears, and gave countless thumbs ups.

Seeing this scene, the old principal couldn't help but smile wryly. Unexpectedly, this little guy is still a narrow-minded person, but the language provocative|motivation is powerful. As expected, he is a CCTV host, and the opening sentence opened up the atmosphere.

Seeing this guy start to shine again, Fatty couldn't help but rolled his cute Wannian eyes, and muttered to himself: "` 々 Back to his alma mater, he is so funny, this guy is no one, just look at him Go! I will make sure you can't take care of yourself!"

Li Haoran doesn't know about Fatty's careful revenge, even if he knows it, he is not afraid. When this damned cute "moment of bad luck" is over, with his skills, what can Fatty do against him?

After the juniors stopped laughing, Li Haoran continued: "Okay, everyone, be quiet, it was just a joke before, now I'm serious, and I'm going to talk about my experience, some of my experience as a senior."

Li Haoran's rare serious expression made the juniors stop laughing, and the audience could hear the needle drop, quietly listening to the legendary senior's teaching and resolving doubts.

After breaking off the microphone, Li Haoran said magnetically: "Everyone knows that I joined CCTV after I graduated. Once I joined CCTV, I didn't know whether you are a top student at Peking University, you must have a solid background in learning."

"I worked hard at CCTV for several months, and the pre-selection team of [-] hosts ended up with only four people left. Looking back at that period of time now, I find that what the teacher took the trouble to say is true. .”

"When I was studying here four years ago, whenever the teacher talked about the importance of knowledge, I was thinking, look at how many rich bosses are only educated in elementary school, and end up driving luxury cars and living in villas."

"Why do I have to work so hard to study and go to college? How much does being a boss have to do with your diploma? It doesn't matter, right? Do you think I'm right?"

Some of the students in the lecture theater gave correct answers, some answered incorrectly, and there was no unified answer.

They are now the rising sun, the flowers in the greenhouse, full of yearning and imagination for the outside world.

Only when they really step into the society, do they realize that the world has only one main color since ancient times—the strong prey on the weak. .

Chapter 172 Fatty's doubts (8/10 please reward, please subscribe)

"That's right, we graduated from college and our salary is only 3000 soft sister coins."

"It's 3000 yuan for a book, and I said it openly, and I was identified as a civil servant in the township."

"I graduated from Tsinghua University. Although my salary is [-] yuan a month, my boss only has a junior high school education and earns hundreds of millions a year!"

"These brats are still too naive, and there are several Li Haorans in China. He is a member of the Guigu sect, so he can't be treated with common sense!"

"Life is actually only three days. People who live in yesterday are confused; people who live in tomorrow wait; people who live in today are the most practical and hardest."

"I sincerely want to turn making money into my hobby, of course I must!!"

"..."

There are many discussions in the barrage, and the hard-pressed otaku are talking about the pressure brought by high housing prices, the pressure brought by high wedding gifts, the pressure brought by high prices...

I feel that life is full of darkness, and I can't afford to live in a house or get married.

This is a common problem faced by young people in China today, and it is similar in all parts of the country. Therefore, once it is mentioned, it arouses heated discussions and emotions.

Li Haoran on the podium also spoke eloquently, telling what he saw and heard on CCTV, and preaching to his juniors and girls.

"There is no shortage of lucky people in this world, but the lucky ones are always a minority, and primary school bosses are always a minority."

"The main part of our society is ordinary people like us. They don't have such a good life and have a prominent family, and they don't have the opportunity to make mistakes again and again."

"So after entering CCTV, I was very touched, just like the selection of special forces in "I am a special soldier", watching familiar friends leave one by one, I was very worried that I would be the next one to be eliminated, I was very unwilling, I If you want to encounter this situation, you will also not be reconciled.”

Pointing to his heart, Li Haoran's voice was magnetic and serious, and he activated the [Sound Immersive] skill and said loudly: "We all have a heart with lofty ideals. This is the commonality of all human beings. Only the pursuit of civilization can develop. Then When I was at a loss, I started the previous path, and I picked up the books and studied again."

"During that time, I trained during the day and trained at night. When I was eating, I read all kinds of (adec) professional books that made me cry. It was very sad and very hard."

"You think I'm a genius so I don't need to study?"

"If you think that, you are wrong. Stress is not because someone is working harder than you, but someone who is better than you is always working hard. So you must put an end to laziness, because you have too much time to be lazy when you get old!"

"Woooooooooooooo!!!"

The audience applauded like thunder, and the bullet screen was full of likes. Li Haoran uttered a golden sentence again. I believe that after today, his sentence will become a famous aphorism for countless people to urge themselves to learn.

After the applause fell, Li Haoran continued: "Do you know? My partner Zheng Wei, in order to stay, she studies in bed with a flashlight every night. She learns until two o'clock in one day, and continues to study at seven o'clock the next day. Day after day, after two months of training, the remaining four lucky ones lost at least ten catties."

"And I know a lot of rich people, those rich people who have no culture. I found one thing in common, that is, they are all very strict about their children's education, even stricter than ordinary families."