We must know that not everyone can play basketball. Just smooth dribbling requires a high degree of proficiency. Generally, people who don’t play basketball often tend to lose the ball when dribbling. Fatty dribbled steadily for a while. , the basic skills are good.
And Fatty's cleverness is super cute, a hundred times, no, a thousand times better than Li Haoran's cleverness. (Only male fans think so)
Looking at Pang Di's dribble face to face, Li Haoran applauded with bright eyes. At this time, Pang Di's eyes suddenly widened, staring at the direction of the basket in shock and said: "Ah! Li Haoran, look quickly, the alien spaceship!!"
(adec) "Dizzy!"
The audience burst into laughter, Li Haoran rolled his eyes and was not fooled. If he could be fooled by such a bad reason, his reputation would be discredited immediately. No!
Of course, Li Haoran didn't raise his hand to block Fatty's shot, he just looked at her with his arms folded, and let her complete the first basket in the horn area with the posture of holding the urinal.
"Dizzy, I'm ashamed to read it, the whole paragraph is broken!"
Li Haoran covered his face with his hands, everything in front was so picturesque, but the back was just washed away, so I asked you if you were surprised or not.
The expected burst of laughter came to his ears, and then Li Haoran heard Pang Di's scream of joy, put down his hands, and saw Pang Di jumping up on the spot, gesticulating with the old-fashioned scissors with both hands, he was very happy.
"I won't go in!"
Turning his head hastily, Li Haoran found that the basketball came out of the net pocket, and one of Fatty's shots actually went in!
"This...you can enter the urinal!!"
Li Haoran looked at the cheering Fatty with his hands on his hips dumbfounded, rolled his eyes and clapped his hands, shouting in his heart that this shit luck is nothing!
Li Haoran looked at the cheering Fatty with his hands on his hips dumbfounded, rolled his eyes and clapped his hands, shouting in his heart that this shit luck is nothing!
"This girl is the strongest female SG!"
Having won the first battle, Fatty snarled, smacked his thumb across his nose, stared at Li Haoran triumphantly and said, "Well, this girl is SG, don't you believe it?"
His shoulders slumped, Li Haoran said in a muffled voice: "Pang Di, don't you say that we are still friends with SG!"
"Hahahahaha!!"
The barrage burst into laughter, Fatty also grinned, and said with a grimace: "Hee hee... I just said, I just said, Li Haoran, scored a goal, and I won if I get another one!"
This threat really didn't have any lethality to Li Haoran, he turned around and ran over to catch the basketball thrown by the school girl, threw it to Fatty and said, "I'm going to defend, this time you still come to my live broadcast to eat..."
Li Haoran hurriedly paused before he finished speaking, it's still a time of bad luck, if the damn system makes this shot also go in, then wouldn't he really live broadcast and eat that!
"Why didn't you say anything?" Fatty had been waiting for Li Haoran's declaration of war. Seeing that there was no more to say, he blinked his eyes and said, "The live broadcast eats the magic horse?"
"Eat instant noodles."
"whispering sound!"
Everyone in the audience booed deafeningly at the same time, and the bullet screen was filled with words of 'Li Haoran was counseled', densely occupying the entire screen.
Fat Di twitched his cheeks, and said speechlessly, "Li Haoran, are you still a man?"
"Damn it, talk about it!"
Li Haoran's face was full of black lines, he swore that this sentence would become his forbidden speech, the second forbidden sentence after "Li Haoran, you are a straight male cancer", any woman who dares to say it in the future will fuck her ass |
Fat Di noticed Li Haoran's gloomy expression, turned his big eyes, patted the basketball and said, "How about this, if I score again, can you eat chili live?"
"chili!?"
Li Haoran's handsome face suddenly turned pale, covered with sweat.
For a person from Jiangnan, spicy is a taste that few people can conquer, at least he has not conquered it. He is very afraid of spicy, let alone eating raw chili!
"How is it? Do you agree or not?"
Faced with Fatty's questioning again, Li Haoran wanted to refuse, but when he heard that the seniors in the room were scared, and remembered that eating chili live was a rare experience, he wanted to agree.
Besides, it was the first time for Fatty to have shit luck. This time he defended with his heart. It was hard to say whether he could score or not. After thinking for a while, he gritted his teeth and nodded, "Okay, I want to see if you can score this goal or not?"
After finishing speaking, Li Haoran pushed forward, his hands spread out like a big net, covering all the directions of Fatty, his arm span was nearly [-] meters.
Although there was a distance of one foot between the two, Fatty still screamed in fright, turned sideways and hugged the basketball, and muttered loudly: "Li Haoran, what are you doing? This girl hasn't started yet!"
"According to the rules of bullfighting, it has already begun!"
After Li Haoran finished speaking, he slipped his feet in front of Fatty who deliberately used words to attract his attention and planned to take the opportunity to break through, and said with a giggle, "I won't give way, it depends on whether you vote or not.".
Chapter 181 The chili is ready to eat (7/10 please reward, please subscribe)
The teeing area of the basketball bullfight is on the three-point line. Li Haoran doesn't believe that Fatty can shoot three-pointers with that little strength. Even if she can shoot three-pointers, she can't take a picture of the basketball even if she goes down with a big hat.
Of course, Li Haoran didn't intend to play Fat Di, how could such a cruel thing happen to the lovely Fatty!
He intends to force Fatty just like this, to tease her, and to see her angry and helpless expression up close is simply a great blessing in life.
……
"Damn it, Li Haoran is so shameless, there is no gentleman at all."
"I just listened to a history of the Ming Dynasty class, and I felt that Li Haoran was a bit high-profile. I just saw that he was so gentlemanly, and I thought he was so manly. Now I realize that everything is fake."
"That's right! Li Haoran is still the same Li Haoran, he is not human when he is serious, but he is not human when he is funny!"
"Let me go, Li Haoran, are you swollen from letting Fatty throw it in? Let us see if you are swollen from eating chili peppers?"
"Li Haoran, brains are daily necessities, not decorations, so keep them with you at all times!"
"..."
Li Haoran's shameless behavior has been condemned by countless netizens. Of course, they can only watch the goddess in circles, and they can't break through Li Haoran's Wuzhishan.
Finally bumping and dribbling the ball to the left, Li Haoran immediately stood in front of him with a stride, winking and grinning, which made people hate him, making Fatty itch his teeth.
Basketball pays attention to the competition of core strength. Li Haoran completely crushes Fatty in terms of physical strength, wingspan, height, and physical fitness. He also beats her by a few blocks in terms of ball skills. How can a little girl stand out and shoot from space?
Forced by Li Haoran to turn around outside the three-point line like a dumb girl, Fat Di hugged the basketball, turned his back to Li Haoran and shouted: "Li Haoran, get out of the way, you have committed a foul by doing this!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Fatty is going crazy!"
The audience burst into laughter, and the bullet screen was full of joy. Li Haoran grinned and said, "Where is the foul, I didn't touch you, okay? Didn't you stop it without watching the referee?"
Fat Di was so angry that he wanted to stomp his feet, remembering that he might walk if he did so, he half squatted down to protect the basketball, and said in a crying voice: "You are not a hero if you do this."
Li Haoran curled his lips, and from the corner of his eyes, Li Haoran glanced at Fatty's buttocks, which were perfectly displayed because of half-squatting, and said with a mean face: "A hero is just a man's declaration to a man. Who is a hero when he bullies a woman! I You are not stupid!"
"Li Haoran, you..." Fatty gritted his teeth at this sentence, and said loudly, "You really bullied me? Li Haoran, you are shameless!"
"Thank you, how do you know my nickname?"
Blinking at his juniors, Li Haoran turned his head and asked with a funny face, "Say, have you been coveting my handsome appearance and wanting to take me as your own?"
I have never seen such a brazen person!
These are the thoughts of all the viewers who watched the live broadcast, and also Fatty’s thoughts. He was so ashamed that he almost couldn’t catch his breath. He blushed and turned his head and said in embarrassment: "Li Haoran, you are despicable!"
Li Haoran's eyes lit up, and he said with an incredulous expression on his face: "I'll go, Fatty, are you still plotting against me? How come you even know my nickname?"
I have never seen such a brazen person, not only Pang Di was speechless with anger, even the millions of fans who watched the live broadcast were speechless, all complaining about how people can be so shameless!
But this trick is used to pick up girls and ask girls for their phone numbers. It's really awesome. The whole process is very gentlemanly but it annoys you to death. Believe it or not, those girls won't agree.
Li Haoran taught them another trick!
Li Haoran taught them another trick!
Blinking at the screaming juniors, Li Haoran said solemnly, righteously, and calmly: "I tell you Fatty, I, Li Haoran, can only belong to all the fans, you can't take me away from them, right? !"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Senior is muddy, I have never seen such a shameless person like you!"
"Correct!"
The juniors laughed, while the junior girls collectively yelled yes, they dared to "declare war" with Pang Di directly, why can't you take away my brother Haoran, you are not as beautiful as me, and almost vomited blood with Pang Di's anger.
All the viewers of the live broadcast were also amused by Li Haoran's thick skin. They changed places. When you meet such a shameless person, how desperate do you feel?Fatty is so pitiful! !
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"Ah! Li Haoran, I'll kill you!"
Fat Di couldn't bear it anymore and ran away. He threw the basketball into the sky with both hands, turned around and slashed at Li Haoran, no longer caring about his vase image.
When he came over, Fat Di was still thinking: Anyway, he chased and killed Li Haoran in the first episode, and the program group positions us as lovers of happiness, so let’s do it like this!And I will lose my life if I don't beat him up! !
"Li-hao-ran...I will strangle you to death!!"
Fatty gritted his teeth, most of it was acting, the rest was really embarrassing and embarrassing, especially what Li Haoran's school girls said to her, don't take this tone out on Li Haoran, I'm sorry for the "insult" she received.
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"Don't don't..."
Li Haoran 'cooperated' with Fat Di to catch him, begging for mercy and waiting for a 'beaten', the feeling of Pang Di's small pink fist tickle is actually quite comfortable.
And just grabbed Li Haoran's neck with a hippie smile, before pinching, Fatty's expression became dumbfounded, and he jumped up three feet high, shouting: "Yeah! I'm in!"
"Fuck! No way!"
Li Haoran turned his head in the same stupefied manner, just in time to see the basketball bouncing and bouncing under the basketball hoop. From the rather small frequency, it can be judged that Fatty has indeed entered, and everyone has a look of seeing a ghost It also fully proves that this shot was scored again.
"Damn it, I thought it was bronze, but I didn't expect Fatty to be the king!"
"Hahahaha, it depends on Li Haoran eating chili peppers!"
"People from Jiangnan said that they can't hold it!"
"Li Haoran, you must remember that life is like a journey, you may overturn somewhere, make you feel awkward, let you feel embarrassed, be happy now!"
"..."
The scene and the barrage were bursting with laughter at the same time, Fatty jumped up and down for a while, and said with a full face: "Li Haoran, you lost, you have eaten chili, countless people are watching! Giggle!!"
I wanted to experience the experience of eating chili peppers in the show, but I couldn't show it on the face. Li Haoran lay on his back on the basketball court, and shouted depressed: "This shit luck... let me die!".
Chapter 182 It's okay to flirt with girls! (8/10 ask for a reward, ask for a subscription)
"Ah! This shit luck... let me die!!"
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