Li Haoran lay on his back on the basketball court, holding his head in his hands and shouting towards the sky. His depressed performance made the audience laugh all the time, making the barrage of music unbearable.
Hearing this, Fatty, who had finished high-fiving with his juniors around the half court, was even more proud. He trotted over, looked down at Li Haoran, the villain, and ran around him round and round. It finally went out.
She is proud|proud to be able to 'bully' Li Haoran like this!
Give yourself a thumbs up first!
Sitting up, Li Haoran looked at the referee pitifully and said, "Referee, shouldn't this shit luck shot be counted?"
Before the referee could speak, Fatty gave Li Haoran a blank look, and said angrily, "What is this shit luck? Li Haoran, can you afford to lose? I'm the strongest SG among the female artists of "Four Nine Zero"!"
After speaking, he raised a pair of willow-leaf eyebrows, his face was filled with a bright smile, and the vigor was beyond words, rushing towards his face, which made Li Haoran inexplicably happy.
Li Haoran put on an extremely depressed look on Junyi's face, and Li Haoran said bitterly: "But... I didn't shoot a single shot and it was over, I... Puff!"
After speaking, Li Haoran pretended to vomit blood, which made everyone burst into laughter. Various gloating messages appeared endlessly on the bullet screen, not to mention how happy they were.
Like Fatty, he is used to seeing Li Haoran pretending to be aggressive and pretending to be aggressive. It is also a great pleasure for fans to watch an idol get deflated once in a while and suffer a little harmless loss.
Even if all fans know that the idol is actually acting!
In fact, everyone knew it well, and Fatty himself knew that Li Haoran deliberately gave way to her, otherwise she would never have the possibility of being embarrassing.
CCTV's promotion of Li Haoran can be said to be pervasive. Journalists have interviewed the No. [-] Affiliated Middle School long ago, and made it into a newsreel to be broadcast on the [People] program.
After repeated publicity, everyone knew that Li Haoran was a former member of the school team, the main SG, and led his teammates to win the school's first city middle school basketball championship. How could he have no strength.
The reason why he lost today was mainly because of his bad luck. He ran into Fatty, who had a lot of shit luck, and was swept out by two unreasonable goals.
Such a disastrous defeat is strange and he is also to blame. Who made him so cheap, who made him only use his feet without hands, who made him have countless opportunities to grab the basketball but didn't grab it. This is a mistake!
In fact, the fans didn't know that Li Haoran was really vomiting blood in his heart at this moment.
He pulled his tall junior to plan such a perfect pretentious plan, but it died before it was implemented, he was so depressed to death!
Is this pretending to be forced and getting fucked?
Also, is this bad luck?
Li Haoran lamented, the snarky Fatty obviously forgot the whispers between this guy and the taller student before, and listened to his grievances, and said with a smile: "Anyway, you have already lost, and this girl will show you mercy." One chance, let you make a shot!"
"My God, Fatty, you are so cute!"
Li Haoran shouted loudly in his heart, praised Fatty, stood up, stared at Fatty, gritted his teeth and said, "For the sake of revenge, I will dunk under your defense."
"Anyway, I've already won, it doesn't matter!"
"Anyway, I've already won, it doesn't matter!"
Fat Di murmured in his heart, with his hands behind his back, his little head raised like a big cock, his pointed chin was very attractive, he smiled and nodded and said: "If you have the ability, you can buckle it!"
"Look good!"
Li Haoran pretended to grit his teeth, secretly pleased to run over to get the basketball, when he passed by the tall junior, he gave him a veiled look, and the tall junior blinked back.
Li Haoran's eyes were cryptic enough for Fat Di, but to fans watching the high-definition live broadcast, the expression was not cryptic at all. The wordless exchange between the two was clearly seen by millions of fans, and the bullet screen was instantly blurred. early warning.
"Oh! I actually forgot Li Haoran's previous ulterior plan!"
"What should I do? I can't notify Fatty!"
"I don't know what evil idea Li Haoran has planned? I have a bad premonition."
"..."
The orange barrage warnings continued, but it was a pity that Fatty couldn't see it. He clapped his hands to signal Li Haoran to come over. She was ready to defend.
Li Haoran took small steps to pat the basketball, and walked to the Niujiao area to start various streetball moves, such as dribbling in the crotch, dribbling with his back, and butterfly step in a flower. A series of coquettish operations made the cute girls on the scene scream Again and again 0...
A man who can play basketball is very attractive to the opposite sex, and a handsome man who can play basketball is even more attractive to the opposite sex. Li Haoran has both, and he is the best choice. He is like a walking terrestrial hormone, which directly attracts cute girls. They were in a frenzy.
"Ahhhhh!!"
"Brother Haoran, brother Haoran!!"
The deafening screams of the women on the basketball court came one after another, and the appearance of jumping hysterically and shouting the idol's name was even more fanatic than the fans at the star concert. !
When the screams were at their peak, Li Haoran moved, pressed his upper body down and broke through towards the basket, Fatty quickly opened his arms to block in front, with a serious expression on his face.
Li Haoran soon got entangled with Pang Di, just when everyone thought that Li Haoran would shake Pang Di away with cool street ball moves, this guy bent over, put his left shoulder on Pang Di's stomach, and put his left arm around her With a slender waist, he carried her on his shoulders with a little effort.
Fatty was stunned, and when he came to his senses, he screamed loudly: "Ahhh... Li Haoran, what are you doing?"
With a smile, amidst the ear-piercing screams of the audience, Li Haoran answered what he was going to do with practical actions.Carrying Fatty, in the eyes of everyone's unbelievable 1.1 layup in three steps, the basketball was easily thrown into the basket.
After the successful shot, Li Haoran put down Fatty, stood under the basket with a sincere smile on his face and said, "How is it? You can't guard me!"
Fatty didn't answer Li Haoran's words, but stared blankly at him, and still hasn't recovered from his senses, his mind was a little confused by Li Haoran's series of coquettish operations.
At this time, the tall junior came running over like flying, and tapped the phone behind the two of them. A pleasant ringtone was transmitted to Pang Di's eardrums, and then to the ears of millions of netizens through the radio.
"Whoever let us meet when we are together, we will depend on each other in the days to come, I will pamper you, I will pamper you, whoever wants to bully you, I will stand up and protect you, and we will stay together for the rest of our lives...".
Chapter 183 Zhao Liying is Satisfied (9/10 for reward, please subscribe)
"Just be together, whoever let us meet, we will rely on each other in the days to come, I will pamper you, I will pamper you, whoever wants to bully you, I will stand up and protect you, and we will stay together for the rest of our lives..."
The tall basketball boy held his cell phone reverently. The sweet lyrics and the beautiful melody in the cell phone were clearly transmitted to the ears of millions of people, including Pang Di, through the radio.
The sweet style of the tune is simply the best representative of love songs. The simple piano decomposition scale is played, which makes people involuntarily intoxicated, and reminds them of the sweet time when they were in love.
The song is very nice, I haven't heard it before, it should be a new song, but the lyrics are so sweet and greasy that Fatty's face became red after listening to it for a short time, and his mind was even more confused.
"Li Haoran... what is he doing? Is he... wooing me? How could he do this??"
Fat Di stared at Li Haoran's tender eyes with wide eyes, a deer jumped wildly, and he froze on the spot, not knowing what to do.
Although she has a good impression of this handsome, naughty guy in front of her, and appreciates his talent and good looks 03, she is the first friend of the opposite sex who is so close.
But the two of them can't talk about love, they are friends at best, friends of the opposite sex who have an ambiguous relationship because of some coincidences, are far from the weight of love in her heart.
But Fatty is a kind-hearted girl, Li Haoran proposed to her, under the eyes of everyone, should she agree?Will it embarrass Li Haoran if he doesn't agree?
Confused in his heart, the sweet and greasy music from the mobile phone echoed in his ears, even though he was embarrassed to death, Fat Di still felt that Li Haoran was too awesome.
With his light and affectionate voice, singing this kind of love songs with a trace of affection in sincerity is the most lethal. After just listening to a paragraph, she felt uncomfortable all over.
And as the song progressed, Li Haoran's soft and sweet voice, which seemed to have added a mixing effect, immediately raised her ears. After the classic piece was sung, the greasy lyrics echoed in her mind. Got goosebumps from the electric shock.
Li Haoran's honey-like voice, as well as the love in the voice, as well as the sweetness and love in her heart now, the tenderness of bowing her head will always give her a strong sense of escape from the bottom of her heart.
But I have to admit that the delicacy of love and the majestic emotion of love were perfectly presented to Fatty by Li Haoran's singing that day, and presented to all the audience watching the live broadcast.
"I'm going, I'm already kneeling on the keyboard because of the dog food, Li Haoran begs you to spare me, a single dog!"
"What song is this? It sounds so good! It's so romantic! Fatty agrees to Li Haoran."
"Li Haoran, you are so handsome, so cheating, and flirtatious, how do you let us live?"
"Great God, you are simply cheating! Is this a momentary thought or is it intentional? Fatty's bewildered expression doesn't seem to be fake?"
"Li Haoran, what are you going to do when you make it like this, woo woo woo, I wish the heroine was me!"
"It turns out that flirting with girls is so rich! You have increased your knowledge!!"
"..."
The barrage in the live broadcast room was boiling at this moment, and the number of people watching the live broadcast skyrocketed. Everyone was fed by this wave of dog food, and some single dogs were full!
And most of the viewers who watched the live broadcast also judged that this should be the classic passage of Li Haoran's new song. It is very romantic, very pleasant to listen to, very suitable for his style, and very surprising.
Of course, the most surprising thing is that Li Haoran took it out at this time, the coquettish girls and the background music, it makes people feel numb to death, is it there?
Just now, the hormones are bursting with Fatty's layup, and the domineering boyfriend has made countless female fans obsessed, and now there is such a classic love song that makes people scalp trouble...
Just now, the hormones are bursting with Fatty's layup, and the domineering boyfriend has made countless female fans obsessed, and now there is such a classic love song that makes people scalp trouble...
The scene from just now echoed over and over again in my mind, everyone was about to kneel down, sighing that it's okay to flirt with girls like this?
Li Haoran, you are not a straight male cancer, you are simply a lover!
The bullet screen is full of condemnation and praise, there is no doubt that from this moment on, Li Haoran's nickname will be added with the word Love Saint.
In fact, the admired fans didn't know that Li Haoran is still a straight male cancer.The reason why he cheated so much...
All right!He plagiarized Douyin again!
When he set foot on the basketball court, when Fat Di Tsundere declared war, Li Haoran suddenly recalled the badly played short video of Xiu Enai on Douyin.
In the previous life in 2018, Douyin used "The Most Beautiful Couple" as the background music, with the couple playing basketball as the storyline, and there were not too many short videos showing their love crazily and spreading dog food. dog food.
This life is only in 2014, and the meme that was played badly in the previous life belongs to Li Haoran's original, and the hero and heroine are more handsome, more beautiful, and more influential. How can it not cause a sensation under the eyes of millions of people!
"Oooo!!!"
The admiration in the live broadcast room did not stop, nor did the applause at the scene. Although most of the juniors couldn't hear the singing on their mobile phones, Li Haoran carried Fatty on his back to the basket, which was enough for them to scream.
The [-]-second classic piece was sung quickly, Fatty blushed in embarrassment, and twisted his fingers together awkwardly. He wanted to say no but was afraid of hurting Li Haoran's self-esteem.
Who knows that the plot is not what she thought at all...
Li Haoran took the mobile phone from the tall boy, exited the music software program, put the mobile phone in his pocket, and said with a smile: "The effect is not bad, I will use this to recruit girlfriends in the future, thank you, 050 Fatty, your cameo this time not bad!"
"... Cameo!!"
Fatty's tangled face froze, she felt embarrassing and embarrassing for so long, it was a waste of emotion, and she was simply using herself as an experience brush!
Li Haoran did not 'pay attention' to Fatty's gradually stagnant expression, shook his head regretfully, stared at the camera and continued: "This paragraph is not perfect, I knew I would not play with you, and I carried my girlfriend to finish shooting, I should still be with her Kiss her when you are in a daze, you are not my girlfriend, the routine is not perfect, you made a mistake, you made a mistake!"
"And Fatty, you are too heavy, and you are too tired to carry the shot. It would be great if Ying Bao was here. She is very light and cute..."
There was an eerie silence in the audience, only Zhao Liying, who was filming thousands of kilometers away, burst out laughing with a charming smile.
You must know that she was so angry that one Buddha came out of her body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven!
Although Li Haoran reported to her the "requirement" of the program group before the recording, saying that he had to form a CP with Fatty to continue the plot with her in the first episode.
Zhao Liying was very satisfied with her boyfriend's initiative to report, but as a girlfriend, she still couldn't bear to see her boyfriend throwing dog food like this with other women, until Li Haoran's last regretful words came to her ears.
"If you don't play with me next time, I'll ignore you for a month. Forget it, it's still a week!".
Chapter 184 Fatty's Personal Design (10/10 please reward, please subscribe)
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