"Li-hao-ran..."
Fatty, who had never been so 'humiliated' before, was out of anger. He clenched his fists and took a deep breath, his eyes widened. He read Li Haoran's name word by word. I'm going to kill you!!"
Li Haoran suddenly 'reacted', and hurriedly apologized with a smile: "Pang Di, I was joking...don't take it seriously!"
"Ahhhhh!!"
Seeing that Fatty didn't listen, Li Haoran rushed over with his teeth and claws open, Li Haoran put oil on the soles of his feet with a 'terrified' face and ran away on the playground with his feet loose.
"Li Haoran, stop for me..."
Regardless of the roar of laughter from the audience, Fat Dixue gritted her teeth tightly, her curved fingernails flickered coldly, and a pair of big long backs stepped forward, chasing after Li Haoran at a slow speed, fully showing her unique wildness of Xinjiang girls| The beauty of sex.
No matter the peerless looks that are already overwhelming, no matter the excellent acting skills that have been polished, no matter the innocent and cute personality, just playing basketball and running, there are few female stars in the entertainment industry that can match Fatty .
Just like the original plot in the previous Douyin short video, the heroine started chasing the hero, the romance came to an abrupt end, and the video was refreshed.
It's just that the heroine of this video, Fatty, is quite different from the mood of the heroine in the previous short videos.
Fat Di felt like being played, especially Li Haoran disliked her as not being perfect, not as good as Zhao Liying's tone that made her so angry that Hun'er hurt!
It was already painful there, but now the pain was exacerbated by anger, it made her mad!
There are minefields for all women in the world. There are certain places that must not be touched. For example, it is absolutely impossible for a boyfriend to use his girlfriend's shortcomings to set off the excellence of other women.
She Di Lieba is also not good, even though Li Haoran is not her boyfriend, she is not good either, once Li Haoran said that, she would get angry for no reason, and she would be extremely angry.
Of course, there is the most important point. Li Haoran's words made Fatty feel ignored. You must know that she had been affectionate for a long time before, but now that she thinks about it, it's embarrassing!
After chasing Li Haoran around the field, Fatty was out of breath, but Li Haoran was still calm, running backwards and begging for mercy, while interacting with the screaming juniors.
Under Li Haoran's inadvertent mobilization, more than two hundred students shouted in unison: "Together, together, together...〃~..."
The sound was deafening, piercing the sky, and Fatty, who was already lacking in physical strength, almost staggered and fell down when he heard the words. He stopped chasing, put his hands on his knees, and took a deep breath, wanting to cry without tears.
Li Haoran ran in place for a few seconds, then slowly ran up to her, and said sincerely, "Pang Di, I was wrong."
Fat Di raised his head, intending to take this opportunity to capture Li Haoran, but knowing that it was impossible, he gritted his teeth in confusion and said, "You can escape today, can you escape tomorrow? There will always be a time to catch you."
Li Haoran, who had a hippie smile on his face, immediately blushed, and said speechlessly, "Pang Di, we are teammates, can we still have some friendship?"
Fatty gritted his teeth: "Why didn't you think of friendship when you hurt me? Every time I get mad when I'm angry, you think of friendship?"
Nodding with a face full of pain, Li Haoran said guiltily: "I shouldn't say you are fat, but in fact you are not fat at all, only one hundred and thirty catties, and I am one hundred and forty catties!"
"……you!!"
"……you!!"
Pointing at Li Haoran with her left hand, Fatty 'trembled' angrily, how could she fail to realize that Li Haoran was saying that she was fat in reverse!
Damn it, one hundred and thirty catties, I'm obviously only one hundred catties, okay?
Fat Di's expression of vomiting blood was clearly displayed in the live broadcast room, causing countless fans to cover their faces.
Fatty, the newly-created CP of happy lovers by the program group, was completely defeated!
But this kind of Fatty is cute and worthy of their true love!
If Pang Di can gain the upper hand in the hands of Li Haoran, an old driver, and defuse it with ease, then Pang Di's simple and cuteness is by no means pure and cute, it is called the birth of a playwright.
And the directors of the program group are all the best of the best. They strategize and know what the personality of each member is?What do audiences really like about them?
Therefore, the program has been moving in this recording direction, and each member has played their own characteristics heartily, and finally produced a wonderful chemical reaction.
For example, Huang Lei is a calm, omnipotent father fox who has absolute leadership in the family. Sometimes he is a bit harsh, but he is not lacking in warmth and humor.
He Jiong is a warm and generous mother. He is responsible for taking care of the psychological journey of the guests and the team members, and plays the role of lubrication and middleman for the whole family.
Dahua is a returned overseas Chinese who is full of curiosity about the rural areas of China. His ignorance is his biggest selling point.
Li Haoran plays the role of "` 々 bear child" and "the most outstanding child" in the family. He is the funny role of the whole family, and he is indeed very funny.
Fatty's character design is "the younger sister who is always bullied by her brother". The program team hopes to reveal her simplicity, her kindness, her cuteness, and her talent through repeated deflation.
The weak in this world are always the one to be sympathized with, and Fatty is the most beautiful woman among beauties, born to be the one to be protected.Being "bullied" by Li Haoran's side, being sympathized by fans, and then highlighting Li Haoran's talent is a good thing that kills two birds with one stone.
But gold always shines, just like Pang Di participated in running men in his previous life, and his participation in "Longing for Life" also successfully made Pang Di a sign of great success.
Li Haoran thinks that as long as Yang Mi works hard, it is very possible that Fatty will be popular two years earlier than in his previous life, and "Longing for Life" in this life is not much weaker than "Run, Brother".
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After some fighting, Li Haoran finally got Fatty's forgiveness, stood on the basketball court, and had a one-on-one bullfight with the taller junior to complete the second task.
Everyone thought that the tall student who was nearly two meters tall would beat Li Haoran out of the sky, or that the two would split [-]-[-]. After all, Li Haoran had never played basketball since he became the host of CCTV, and the tall student was selected by the Zhejiang University basketball team. Recruit the seeded players.
One may be a future professional player, and the other is a host who is about to sit out of his lumbar spine. No matter how you compare, the taller students have a higher chance of winning.
Unexpectedly, the plot was reversed again, the tall junior was kicked out by Li Haoran, and the whole game was either taken off or cut off, and the poor teary eyes were about to cry. .
Chapter 185 Yao Huang's Comments (1/10 for reward, please subscribe)
Basketball is a long-term sport, which pays attention to talent, skills and tactics, and the competition of core strength.
And once you reach the threshold of professional players, core strength is the most important thing.
For example, the members of the varsity team in the university look awesome, and they are extremely flirtatious when they play basketball. Their movements are handsome, and they can do all kinds of tricks at their fingertips. The girls they attract scream wildly.
But they are far worse than the professional players in the CBA, and they are simply not a level of creatures.
Li Haoran can say responsibly that even the players guarding the drinking fountains in the CBA can beat many well-known university players in college, and there are very few college students who can match.
This is not just talking nonsense, this is something he witnessed at Peking University. He saw with his own eyes that the school team was blown up by the water dispenser players of CBA Beigang and crushed in all directions.
The water fountain guards are so good, so the top players in the CBA should be even better, but they went to the basketball hall NBA, and their level is that of the water fountain guards.
It is only because of the huge Chinese market that the Great Demon King has such a pitiful chance to show his face for a minute or two like 693.
Why is there a phenomenon that one layer is not as good as the other in basketball?
Why can't the world's most powerful streetball king enter the NBA?
Why does Kong Wu's powerful Huaxia men's basketball team look so weak when it meets a Western team, and it collapses as soon as it hits it?
In the final analysis, it is the gap in core strength. Only when professional players improve their physical fitness can they maintain terrifying consumption in the fierce [-]-minute game. The stronger the quality, the longer it will last.
Li Haoran's opponent is tall and talented enough, but he has not received any systematic training. He has the experience of playing on the field. How can he be the opponent of the training madman Bruce Lee?
In the PK of the core strength alone, the tall junior was completely defeated, and he was pushed outside the horn area by Li Haoran, who was only [-] meters.
However, Li Haoran, who has Bruce Lee's physical fitness, can carry him into the inside line, and get whatever he wants from the two-meter-high junior. The various scoring methods are dazzling.
In the ten-ball bullfight, Li Haoran's last ball ended with a half-court three-pointer. In the end, amidst the stunned expressions of countless people, it went into the net with a swish.
The current Mengku is still a toddler in the Warriors. Such an aggressive half-court three-pointer has not yet become a routine operation for pretenders. Ritian's skills are still in the stage of not being lit. Li Haoran's doing so is simply blinding people's eyes.
Of course, scoring four such goals in a row is no longer luck.
The fans were almost on their knees, shouting Li Haoran on the bullet screen, why are you so awesome, how can you let others live if you are so good?
Fans didn't know that Bruce Lee was a monstrous existence who played table tennis with nunchakus. His control over his muscles was unparalleled. Without confrontation, it was still possible to get a few ultra-long three-pointers.
"Woooooooo!!!"
"Great, great, great!!"
"..."
"..."
Li Haoran's wonderful performance won the most enthusiastic applause from everyone. Whether it was the juniors at the scene or the nearly tens of millions of netizens who watched the live broadcast, everyone was in admiration, and all kinds of compliments filled the screen.
Among them, some fans @巴队联盟头头一列眀微博 on Weibo called for the national team to recruit Li Haoran to prepare for the upcoming London Olympics in August.
Of course, this is purely a joke. Li Haoran can beat tall juniors, but he may not be able to beat professional players, let alone participate in the Olympics and PK (adcb) with foreign elites.
There is specialization in the game industry, no matter how evil Bruce Lee is, it is impossible to compete with professional players.
Yao Huang, a legend, is full of entertainment spirit. After knowing fans @ him, he watched Li Haoran's game video, and he commented on Weibo and posted a long paragraph of text.
"Judging from the video, Li Haoran is good at dribbling and making quick stop jump shots, and his shots can cover the entire half court. He has excellent ball control and can find opportunities to make shots in one-on-one through control of the ball. A lot of three-pointers come from dry pullups."
"Li Haoran's style of play is not a true traditional point guard, but his shooting is too intimidating. It is indeed a pity, and it is a loss for the basketball world."
"If Li Haoran is still willing to contribute to basketball and be the mascot of the team, I can decide to find him a towel-waving job."
Yao Huang's participation made the Internet even more lively. Netizens competed to comment, @很理论的张卫平@今天的球世第一人易建连, highly praised Li Haoran's superb three-pointer skills.
Although Dayao has implicitly stated that Li Haoran is not even qualified to guard the CBA drinking fountains, but only has the strength to be a mascot, but the regret in Manwen can also show how monstrous Li Haoran's talent is. This is a loss for the basketball world.
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Li Haoran and Fatty, who were still recording the show, didn't know what was happening outside, but Fatty, who was watching the game, knew that if Li Haoran didn't let her, she would definitely be a hundred times more embarrassed than the taller student.
How miserable would that be? Didn't you see the tall student almost crying?The whole person was so shocked that he lost his confidence!
People are most afraid of making comparisons. Comparing the treatment of himself and the poor taller junior, Fatty's "resentment" towards Li Haoran is not so deep, and he feels that this guy is quite a gentleman in this respect.
Li Haoran didn't notice the change in Fatty's eyes, so he went straight to the tall junior, smiled and wanted to pat him on the shoulder to comfort him, but he couldn't reach him, so he could only pat his arm and said: "You are not that bad, you The only thing missing is the training of core strength. Go to the gym to practice more in the future, and within a year, you will be able to transform from a showman to a super small forward who kills the Quartet..."
Before the comforting chicken soup was finished, someone at the scene yelled 'eat chili', and immediately everyone yelled to eat chili, and Li Haoran's face turned dark immediately!
Turning his head with a stiff neck, Li Haoran found that the angry Fatty came up with a smile, took his arm, and said with a smile: "It's time to fulfill the promise, let's go to the cafeteria!"
"Fatty, can we discuss it?"
"No, manly tofu, you must keep your word!"
"Pang Di, it's not good for you, can you still play happily?"
"Hee hee... I think this is very pleasant!".
Chapter 186 What Brother Eats Is Not Chili, It's Loneliness (2/10 Ask for a Reward, Please Subscribe)
"What brother eats is not chili, but loneliness!"
Ten minutes later, Li Haoran was sitting in the cafeteria of the No. [-] Affiliated Middle School, holding a green chili pepper in his hand with a bitter expression on his face. This sentence once again became popular on the Internet, causing countless netizens to laugh.
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