The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

After Fat Di posted this moving picture of Li Haoran eating chili on his Weibo, he wrote "What I eat is not chili, but loneliness", because of its specialness, Yun Cong, who followed the post for a while, and netizens stimulated their brains, and one after another Follow this sentence pattern "Brother × is not ××, it is ××", derived "Brother's reply is not a post, it is loneliness", "What brother smokes is not cigarettes, it is loneliness", "What brother eats is not noodles, it is loneliness" Wait, there are so many, ~ very funny.

Just like in the previous life, this sentence pattern became popular in "Longing for Life" in an instant, and captured various domestic forums in a short time. Even friends would use this sentence pattern to humor, and the fire was a mess.

Sitting opposite Li Haoran, Fatty swiped Weibo after taking the photo, and looked at the fans' strange ideas, giggling and curiously said at the same time: "Li Haoran, fans asked me to ask you, are you lonely? Why? Do you always say such funny things? And what kind of brother are you?"

Holding the green chili on the tip of his nose and sniffing it, Li Haoran immediately felt uncontrollable tears welling up in his eyes, and was so moved that he quickly took it away.

Can't smell anymore, will sneeze.

This is Chaotian pepper!

Li Haoran's face became more bitter, and he sighed in a sad tone: "I don't want to be lonely, but loneliness is singing, the loneliness after the excitement, the sadness hidden in the smile, these are the tunes of loneliness. Loneliness is a state of mind, as long as the heart is lonely , the whole world is lonely."

"..." Fatty was stunned! !

Not only Fatty was dumbfounded, but also the fans who watched the live broadcast. With the blessing of [Immersive Sound] skills, what Li Haoran said made their skin crawl.

"This passage has a lot of connotations. After all, it's a talented scholar from Peking University. He speaks it well. It's so embarrassing."

"Could it be that Li Haoran became depressed after interviewing Master Xing? It is said that every comedian is a patient with severe depression?"

"Is Li Haoran considered a comedian? He was just released by CCTV and drifted away. If he was taken back, he... Forget it, he can't be taken back!"

"Li Haoran, why do you talk more nonsense than Hunan Satellite TV's commercials?"

"Li Haoran, looking at this photo of you, I was so impulsive that I wanted to make it into black and white and hang it on the wall!"

"..."

Li Haoran didn't know the netizens' comments, but when he thought of the horrible punishment of eating chili, he was very hypocritical and greasy, and wanted to talk about the old days, make Fatty dizzy, and make her forget the punishment.

Quietly put down the pepper, seeing that Fatty didn't notice, Li Haoran sighed: "There are "bricks" who say "lonely" is a kind of hypocrisy, people always feel lonely, it's not that "brother" is hypocritical, but others are hypocritical. You don't know "In ancient times, sages and sages are lonely"?"

"...!!!"

Fat Di blinked her big eyes with a dull expression. She is a scumbag who knows that the ancient sages are lonely. She seemed to experience Zheng Min's mood when he was broadcasting "Follow Today".

Fat Di blinked her big eyes with a dull expression. She is a scumbag who knows that the ancient sages are lonely. She seemed to experience Zheng Min's mood when he was broadcasting "Follow Today".

What the hell are you trying to say?

Can you come up with something easy to understand?

Li Haoran didn't know what he wanted to say, and continued to talk nonsense: "Loneliness is a ubiquitous existence. There is no boundary between post-90s, post-80s, post-70s, and post-00s. It has nothing to do with the brain-dead. Resonate, forming a sweeping momentum, resulting in many party members and loneliness."

"In the past, if a person was lonely, at most he would sing songs about wine, lament about life, or make friends with sages and literati with ancient scrolls. After the Internet, the "buddies" put all the loneliness on the Internet, and made loneliness Played into a chorus, the sound is deafening."

"If you want to know more about "Brother" and "Brother's loneliness", you can start with the classic lines of the movie "Fight Club", Brad Pitt said in it: "There is no big war, no economic panic, every big war It's a battle of the mind, our panic is just our life. "Go to school, work, fall in love, get married, have children, birth, old age, sickness and death, everything is done step by step. You are organic matter like other creatures. We just come to the world for a while." "!"

Speaking of this, the netizens who watched the live broadcast in the live broadcast room have already knelt down. This is a manifestation of talent!Although hypocritical to die!

0···Ask for flowers·······

Li Haoran looked at Fatty, who had already fallen into a sluggish state, and continued to say hypocritically: "This is about the confusion of human existence. Of course, no one wants another world war, but people have to pursue some spiritual pursuits. They live for the "house", " car”, “face”, this kind of life is only material satisfaction, not spiritual satisfaction.”

"Brother's loneliness is that the spiritual world cannot be satisfied. The most painful thing in life is depression and disappointment. After my pursuit fails, I tend to get lost, feel that no one can understand, feel lonely and hesitant, and then join the "Lonely Party". The most popular and most unpredictable sentence pattern expresses one's own loneliness."

"Brother said that this kind of sentence pattern is not my sinking, but more of a catharsis, "Bricks" don't panic, "Brother" will continue to live his own life after being lonely, and continue to pursue his ideals."

 …  

"When Jia Junpeng was called home by his mother for dinner, I kept wondering why Jia Junpeng became so popular? I can be sure that it was not "planned" by some people. It was a spontaneous rise. The birth of the Internet is the display of the spirit of Internet entertainment to the death, and it is also a manifestation of the Internet's inevitable entertainment."

"In real life, the masses are "employed", "promoted", and "represented" in the game of interests. In the virtual world, I have no right to speak, and I can only "play soy sauce". ’, ‘Push-ups’, ‘Peek-a-boo’ and now ‘Lonely’.”

""Loneliness" is the cloak of brother's thoughts, not the whole of "brother". The consciousness of "brother" to make his own voice through the Internet has been awakened, although this awakening is sometimes disordered and chaotic..."

Fatty finally couldn't listen anymore, he quickly raised the chili on the table with both hands, handed it to Li Haoran's nose to interrupt his hypocritical words, and said anxiously: "Stop... stop, eat chili!"

Li Haoran was so moved that tears streamed down his face, and he quickly turned his head sideways and wailed: "Pang Di, don't do this!"

"eat fast."

"I've said so much about feelings, but I still haven't made you dizzy!"

"Li-hao-ran, give me your chili!".

Chapter 187 Become a benchmark figure of CCTV (3/10 please reward, please subscribe)

The [-]st century is the era of entertainment to the death. Most of the popular Internet buzzwords come from cultural and entertainment events. It is a language game where netizens challenge the existing language norms.

With the initiative of netizens to discuss social public events and the growing power to promote the development of events, Internet hot words have become roughly equal to social hot words. Netizens often use similar expressions of popular words on the Internet and use PS to spoof related pictures.

Undoubtedly, Li Haoran's "What brother eats is not chili, but loneliness" has become a new Internet buzzword, and his nagging explanations have added fuel to the flames of this sentence, which has been hailed by netizens as consciousness. flow explained.

Of course, apart from the fact that this sentence exploded in the circle of friends and had no less influence than "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty" or shooting a basketball with Fatty on his shoulders, the video of Li Haoran crying hotly by pepper "May [-]" is also very popular. It caused heated discussions among netizens and made countless people laugh.

In the end, Li Haoran still could not escape the claws of Fat Di Meimei, and was forced to eat a raw green chili in front of the people of the whole country, and then was wailed and howled by the spicy ghosts, and drank water desperately.

In the end, Li Haoran had a fine layer of red rash around his mouth, and those who are knowledgeable in medicine knew that it was an irritant reaction caused by pepper allergy.

"Li Haoran, I'm sorry, I... I didn't know you can't eat chili, I'm sorry, woo woo woo..."

At this time, Fatty realized that he was playing Dafa, and he apologized in a hurry. His teary and pitiful appearance was very endearing, and it was difficult to make fans really angry.

Li Haoran was very manly, breathed in the air-conditioning and comforted: "Pang Di, don't cry! The main reason is that I want to experience eating raw chili, but I don't know that I am allergic to raw chili, and eating hot pot is not so miserable!"

"Woooooooo..."

"Don't cry, okay, it's like I bullied you, go find me some erythromycin ointment, just apply a little, it's not a cancer that can't be cured, I'm a famous doctor, okay, I know son."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

There was no need for Fatty to look for it by himself. Hearing what Li Haoran said, the chef in the cafeteria immediately brought an unopened erythromycin ointment.

"Li Haoran, bear with the pain, I will take it lightly..."

After taking it, Fatty carefully used her slender fingers like green onions to gently apply the ointment on the rash. The cute and serious expression on her face was not to mention how beautiful it was. Countless fans who watched the live broadcast were obsessed.

In terms of appearance, Fatty is really top-notch, with good looks, good figure, and good personality. He is born to be the darling of the spotlight!

Countless fans are fantasizing that it would be great if they could have such a lovely girlfriend as Fatty, and they are willing to lose ten years of life!

It's a pity that they are not the protagonists, so they can't cheat like Li Haoran through time travel! !

……

……

The live broadcast continued, netizens kept talking about Li Haoran, and many professionals in the industry also talked about Li Haoran, affirming his performance and praising his talent.

"CCTV anchor Li Haoran has an extraordinary affinity and a great sense of humor. He is an all-around entertainer who is also a talent, martial artist, host, musician, and doctor. Because of his professional habits, he always wears a suit and looks extraordinary. .He is majestic and personable under the camera, and his iconic smile not only makes people very warm, but also reflects his gentlemanly temperament.” ——Lu Yuping.

"Li Haoran has a fashionable and humorous style, and he has been recognized by the audience for this reason. After he joined the program "Longing for Life", he injected fresh vitality into the host lineup." - Li Yongping.

"Many people say that the entertainment industry has produced a great intellectual. I don't think Li Haoran is a "public intellectual", because he didn't do anything like "pleading for the people", he was just popularizing some relaxed and It’s just deep common sense. My understanding of public intellectuals is different. In fact, neither of us is a real public intellectual. A public intellectual speaks out to the society and speaks out. Li Haoran is not like this, and neither am I. "——Yi Zhongtian Commentary.

"On the screen, Li Haoran always brings fun to the audience. He shows his innate sense of artistry—full of enthusiasm, talent, simplicity and humility; Was shaken out 0 ..The stunning performance was praised by everyone: standing there is like a show.” ——Wang Han Comment.

"Li Haoran is obviously an outlier and a weirdo among the hosts of CCTV. He shows his vulgar side casually, plays with fans on Weibo, has quick thinking, sharp and humorous language, and when he smiles, he has a handsome face. It's amazing!" - Na Ying.

"..."

With the efforts of the CCTV publicity team, more and more big stars came out to cheer on the stage, which made Li Haoran's live broadcast room gather more and more fans, and successfully broke through the tens of millions mark at twelve o'clock at noon.

There was an uproar in the public opinion. One must know that He Jiong, Huang Lei, Dahua, and Pang Di combined did not have tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast. Li Haoran broke through the tens of millions of viewers alone.

Once the figures that shocked the entertainment industry were announced, the chief director, Chen Gezhou, was overjoyed, and he was also envious of the Internet celebrity anchors who watched the live broadcast.

People are more popular than others, compared with Li Haoran, they will be jealous to death! !

Not to mention the envious and jealous Internet celebrity anchor, the CCTV underpants building, the meeting about Li Haoran co-hosted by Cui Yan and Director Wang of Entertainment Station was also discussing their popular fried chicken.

On 5.5 on the big screen, the live broadcast of Li Haoran's live broadcast room was played. Seeing him eating in the cafeteria with all the teachers and students in the school, and there was no particularly exciting scene, Cui Yan signaled the assistant to turn off the sound.

After the assistant turned off the sound, Cui Yan knocked on the desk to attract everyone's attention, coughed and said, "Hao Ran's popularity has increased inconceivably these days, he is very talented, he is a natural ace host."

After a pause, Cui Yan looked at Director Wang and said, "But as Director Wang said, Haoran's background is too low, and he doesn't have a program of his own to consolidate his position. Feel……"

This is the topic discussed by several giants of CCTV today, discussing how to increase Li Haoran's background and make him a benchmark figure of CCTV in the shortest possible time. .

Chapter 188 "China on the Bite of the Tongue" (4/10 please reward, please subscribe)

Li Haoran is indeed very popular now. The most recent Weibo trending king has gone from an unknown person to a popular fried chicken in one month, which is a miracle.

But if you want to count Li Haoran's achievements and list all the programs he participated in, it will give people a loose and erratic feeling.

It seems that any program that Li Haoran participated in is classic, but none of them is his own.

For example, when talking about He Jiong, the first thing that comes to mind is "Happy Camp", when talking about Bai Yansong, the first thing that comes to mind is "News 1+1", when talking about Wang Han, the first thing that comes to mind is "Everyday Upward".

Li Haoran participated in a lot of programs within a month of his debut, "Non-Summit Talks", which made him a patriotic and straightforward boy, this program is Han Guo's program, not his program.

Another example is "Post-80s Tonight", which gave him the title of "Peking University Luggage Haoran".

There is also "Common Concern", which made Li Haoran sad and consolidated his position as the host of neuroma. After the first episode of the live broadcast, he left with honor, and achieved a calm joke player Zhu Guang02quan. How could it be his show.

Not to mention "Kangxi Is Coming". Speaking of this show, I can only think of Cai Kangyong and Xu Xinting. No matter how dazzling the guests are, they are just guests.

As for "Longing for Life", the second episode is currently being broadcast live, and the official version of the first episode has not yet started broadcasting. Li Haoran is not the only protagonist in the show, which also lacks representativeness.

The host does not have its own program, but Li Haoran has produced several classic songs in the music industry, the first one hit the listening list, and the download volume is astonishing.

But as we all know, the prerequisite for determining a singer's status in the music industry is the album. If you don't have a best-selling album, you won a prize and got a soft-handed album as a base, it always gives people a feeling of playing tickets.

And today's [-]-minute "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty", the previous life Mingyue determined his position in the literary world with a whole book, and then continued his old career without forgetting his original intention, becoming a small customs chief from a young age.

It is absolutely impossible for Li Haoran to gain the status of Mingyue in his previous life with only forty minutes of awesome lectures, unless he writes the entire book "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty".

As for the medical skills, Li Haoran is very good, and his acupuncture and moxibustion skills are amazing. Unfortunately, medical skills do not belong to the entertainment industry, and it is difficult to become a big star with medical skills.

Martial arts, throwing an injured gangster over his shoulder is really not convincing. Except for masters, no one thinks that Li Haoran will be better than Wu Jing and the others.

Bruce Lee's martial arts is sure to make a name for himself, but today's entertainment industry advocates a sinister style, and serious professions like martial arts masters are not popular in the entertainment industry.

There are increasingly mature special effects and stand-ins, as well as magical skills in P pictures. The super handsome little fresh meat and little flowers can all become "martial arts stars". Who needs a real martial arts master?

Just need it, let's be a stand-in!

Whether you want to admit it or not, and no matter how high the box office of Wu Jing's "Wolf Warrior" series will be in the future, it is an indisputable fact that martial arts stars are supported by their older generation.