A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

A Million Survival Rules for a Savior by Apple Flavored Coffee

【brief introduction】

I once met heroes from another world to fight on the eternal night stage

I once saw the fallen star of the magical girl cut through the night sky

I've danced with the Queen through the Victorian era of steam wonders

I have been in and out of Jixia Academy, watching the contention of a hundred schools of thought, and offering wine to the world on behalf of saints

I have traveled all over the five continents and four oceans, and led the heroic spirit to fight against the six realms of reincarnation.

And now...

Looking at the sage sister who hides the knife in her smile, the magical girl with the axe on her back, the heroic swordsman who sharpens the knife, the sneering Her Majesty the Queen...

I don't think...I don't live long.

Therefore, the handbook of the survival law is left for future generations to remember.

The first rule of survival: as long as you don't die, you will die!

The second rule of survival: don't be sick...

This is the story of a savior who survives in various unfamiliar singularities and in the main world full of alien creatures such as heroic spirits, ship girls, apostles, and Pandora, and occasionally saves the world.

Chapter 1 It's a good tradition to pit newcomers

The weather is sunny, there are no clouds, the sun is shining, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, ah, the world is as beautiful as ever. At this time, you should hold a book and order a cappuccino in the coffee shop with a cool air conditioner. As a melancholy literary youth spend a good time in the afternoon.

It's a pity that I have no childhood sweetheart, no best friend who knows everything, no teacher who looks like a loli, no sister who is controlled by brother, sister who is not controlled by brother, and no sister who is descended from heaven. I didn't plan to meet any beautiful girls, I wouldn't expect a high school girl who had a discharge to cause trouble for me, and I wouldn't imagine a nun who was a foodie being exposed to her clothes, but why...why did it become like this?

Obviously I just came to a comic exhibition, I just wanted to buy some figure games, I just wanted to take a photo with Miss, but I didn't catch the bus, so I didn't get an admission ticket and had to wait in line for three more hours to enter the venue. After entering, I found that this is not a so-called game exhibition, but a book exhibition. Not only that, but also a group of hot-eyed gays. The worst thing about live philosophy wrestling is that I accidentally got involved and suffered a god's relief...

Hiss... just remembering it makes my whole body tremble, it's so terrifying!

If it’s just like this, it’s fine. Today’s self is simply unlucky, as if all the bad luck of the year broke out in one day. Is this a sign before the fantasy killer awakens!Well, I don't even believe this self-comfort...

Bai Jue covered his face and sat on a wooden bench in the park with a heartbroken heart. He wanted to cry without tears, staring at the sky in a daze. Fortunately, the temperature was not low today. As long as he was in the sun for half an hour, he was splashed all over and washed his feet. Water clothes should be able to dry it.

At this moment, an exclamation suddenly came from the ear, and a young man shouted with a mobile phone: "I'm really tired!"

Because of curiosity, and the other party was sitting not far away, Bai Jue glanced at it and saw eleven gold cards glittering on the screen of the mobile phone. Just a cursory look made him almost suffocate - Skaha, Bren Hilde, Nero, Joan of Arc, Mad King Cuchulainn, Hercules, Gilgamesh, Li Shuwen... Wait, does the probability that all eleven companies are gold cards really exist?

Bai Jue was dumbfounded, compared the experience of the other party and his own, and suddenly felt a sour feeling that he cried out with a wow: "MMP's..."

The young man heard Bai Jue's muttering and looked at him with concern, as if he was warmhearted: "What's the matter, brother? What's bothering the old iron?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that I suddenly understood the cruel fact that the most basic fairness between people does not exist." Bai Jue replied roughly: "Well, it's better for you to ignore me being too close. , I'm full of water, not very clean..."

"I'm not afraid of getting dirty, it's fine." The young man said, but silently opened a three-step distance, and at the same time took out his mobile phone: "Speaking of which, I have just eleven consecutive..."

It turned out to be to show off, and Bai Jue immediately strangled to death, but still squeezed out a smile: "I saw it, luck is very good."

"No, it's terrible." The young man covered his face with a face of vicissitudes. Those eyes seemed to see through the world. As long as he looked at him, he knew that this person must have a story. He took out a cigarette from his pocket. Come, put it in his mouth, but didn't light it, and sighed: "I just want to be able to play mobile games quietly and enjoy a moment of life in a dead house, but they don't even want to let me go in mobile games, Oh...do you want one?"

"No, I don't smoke..." Before Bai Jue finished speaking, he saw the young man put a cigarette in his mouth and chew it. Gan, it turned out to be chewing gum: "Then here's one."

The taste of this chewing gum is quite special. It has a kind of tobacco smell, but it has the fragrance of mint. Even people who hate the smell of cigarettes can eat it. Not only that, but after eating it, I feel faintly full of energy all over my body, Bai Jue said in amazement. : "What brand is this? A technology I've never seen before."

"The special offerings of the imperial family, which I robbed from an emperor, are of course good things." The young man said nonsense in a serious manner: "By the way, although the weather is good today, it seems that you don't go out very often depending on how you dress, why? Today, I will be interested in running to the park to bask in the sun."

Bai Jue had a sense of being despised, and subconsciously retorted: "I still go out often. It's normal to come to the park to change my mood."

The young man smiled and shook his head, saying one by one: "Your skin is so white, you can tell from a glance that you don't go out very often, your muscles are loose and you don't exercise often, and you can even see what heroic spirits I have drawn from a distance, and you know so much about fgo. , I don't think there is any other hobby, it's probably nine out of ten..."

Bai Jue raised his hand and surrendered: "I admit that I am a dead fat house..."

"Then why don't you blow the air conditioner at home, but come here to bask in the sun and ask for trouble."

"You may not believe it, I was very unlucky today, I didn't read the almanac when I went out." Bai Jue said, and became very angry: "I didn't go to the comic exhibition, I didn't buy anything, and I was forced to suffer a god's relief. , that's fine. After that, Lu Yufeng was chased down a dozen streets and found that he was lost. He was going to take a taxi home. His wallet was also stolen. I flipped the urinal for the child and buckled it on my head. After thinking about it, I could only bask in the sun and wait for the clothes to dry before finding a way out...because I felt that if I walked a few more steps, Little life is not guaranteed."

The young man patted his thigh and smiled happily: "That's really a disaster, but your luck is not too bad."

"Of course I can't compare to a big European like you." Bai Jue heard that the other party was not malicious: "Damn Ou Huang's face, let's blast the leopard in place!"

"No, no, I'm not talking about comparing with me." The young man put away his mobile phone: "I just said that you will be very lucky when you meet me."

"Oh, you're so lucky, do you want to hug one?" Bai Jue said and opened his arms: "Brother, give me a hug."

"If you don't have the smell of urine, I can consider it." The young man laughed dryly: "Don't be angry, I'm just stating the facts. There are no coincidences in this world, some are just inevitable results created by inevitable causes, just as You have experienced so many bad things before you meet me. On the contrary, if you are not so bad, even if you are reincarnated hundreds of times, you will not meet me. Similarly, I came to this world, maybe just to meet you."

Bai Jue touched his arm, it was goosebumps, he looked at the young man vigilantly: "Old iron, don't you think something is wrong with what you said?"

"What's wrong?" The young man thought for a while: "It seems that there is nothing wrong."

Bai Jue said sternly: "I'm sorry, I don't know philosophy and wrestling. If you need it, I can contact you with the horny and strong men on the large gay dating site B station, they will definitely be more interested in your little fresh meat. Interested, really not good, there is also the evil wind of women's clothing of Happy Booker..."

The young man was stunned for more than three seconds, then slapped his thighs and laughed wildly: "This sense of sight, I can't do it anymore, hey, nine-pack abs are about to laugh."

"Aren't nine-pack abs equal to nine-nine?" Bai Jue then complained.

"Okay, okay, I know that your Tucao skills are as deep as mine." The young man raised his head with a strange expression, and looked at Bai Jue: "Should it be said that it is an allotrope, even the reaction So surprisingly consistent, you are very good, I like you very much."

"Your sight makes me instinctively frightened." Bai Juexu narrowed his eyes: "I now suspect that you are in the late stage of secondary cancer."

"Since you already said that I'm in the second grade, why don't we talk about the subject of the second grade?" The young man said that he opened the spirit base list of the game interface, and Bai Jue saw that he was full of the halo of European bigwigs in front of him. All the heroes are there, and they are all five treasures without exception. Just when the Africans were about to suffocate, they heard the young man slowly say: "I ask you, what do you think of her?"

He casually pointed at a Heroic Spirit, Bai Jue glanced at it, and began to comment: "The swimsuit Kiyohime is okay, in terms of the card face, although it is only four stars, the Noble Phantasm has a strong multiplier, and the damage of a flat cut is not high, it is worth it. The point of complaining is that the dead tank water in the second form is obviously better, but it is a bikini when it is full, and the body is only three stars, and it becomes four stars when you put on a swimsuit. This is undoubtedly another truth in the history of online games. - The less you wear, the higher your offense and defense."

The young man was stunned again, and murmured: "I suddenly understand the feelings of those who have been punished by my words before... This kind of out-of-tune dialogue is really weird." He shook his head: " You misunderstood my question, I'm asking you, what do you think of this girl, is she bulging forward and backward, beautiful and capable? Would you like to get to know her and have a deep exchange of feelings? "

Wow, where did you come from, the reincarnation of the uncle, the old lady, with the same face as the elder who arranged the blind date.

Bai Jue's face was expressionless and indifferent: "I'm afraid you're not losing your mind, no matter how beautiful or beautiful she is, what can I do with her, in addition to listening to a few voices, I can also break through the dimensional barrier and wear daily clothes. screen?"

"My Teemo's will be so sharply complained about one day." The young man was even more excited: "Do you think they don't exist?"

"What exists does not exist." Bai Jue said like a tongue twister.