A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

"It seems that you don't have any romantic elements at all." The young man said without overdoing it and muttered: "It's the same as me back then, is this a black history?"

"If I knew romance, I wouldn't be a single dog now." Bai Jue sighed: "I've already found a young lady to get rid of the single."

"Give it up, I'm still single." The young man said, "I'm still a dead virgin. It's the world's fault for thinking like this."

"You have no hope, but I still have a chance." Bai Jue said excitedly.

The young man was silent for a moment: "I want to come up with a set of three qualities and stick it on your face now."

"I suspect that you may be here to engage in pyramid schemes. Do you want me to sign a contract with you to become a magical boy and drive an EVA to save the world? Or exchange a quarter of your life for the power to hunt the Dragon King?" Bai Jue felt powerless even complaining: "Old iron, you have lived for so long, you should give up this unrealistic fantasy early, once you say it, you will definitely be embarrassed by a group of people, and then hold it down. Take off your skirt."

"Oh roar?" The young man's face was written with Yin Chusi listening: "What if? What if they really exist?"

Bai Jue stretched his back: "Even if it's true, it has nothing to do with me, is it not good to live well, why do you have to mess with these heroic spirits?"

"What about your love! The love for the second dimension!"

"My love has long been overdrawn, don't you know that the world is powered by love?" Bai Jue squinted, because he was too naive, so he was often deceived. He believed what Huang said back then, and the result was It's a tragedy.

The young man fell silent again, put away his mobile phone, and began to seriously think about how to persuade this brainless person. He was tricked into crossing because he was trapped by the previous secretary, and he was terminally ill. For a long time, I was forced into desperation, but the current situation is different. It seems that if you want to deceive people, you can only use your emotions, understand your reasons, be empty of your body, and make a mess of your actions. It's impossible.

The question is, how to pimp... After being a secretary for so many years, the only thing that has never been a part-time job of pulling people into the pit is that this is not a pyramid scheme.

You have to admit that it is very difficult to fool a normal thinking modern person to travel through. Unless he has no fascination with the current world, even if he is forcibly thrown into another world, the first thing he will consider It is still my own parents and relatives. Not everyone is as 'optimistic' as Japanese high school students. The family concept of Chinese people is not so easily erased.

"Okay, let's be serious." The young man gave up the roundabout policy and turned to a serious style of painting: "Young man, I am surprised by your skeleton, the six spiritual lights shot out from the Tianling Gai, it must be a one-of-a-kind genius, how about it? , are you interested in learning to draw with me?"

"It turns out that you are an old driver." Bai Jue bowed his hands respectfully: "It's a pleasure to meet you, thank you for your kindness, but I am already a street writer with all five poisons, and I really don't have the extra energy to take care of books and novels at the same time. "

"...I'll be more serious." The young man's expression became more serious: "The book I'm talking about is not the kind of book you imagined, it's very serious! Don't laugh! Do you know the Akashic records, the history of mankind is Based on the record, in other words, the recorder has the authority to tamper with history, whether it is true or not, whether it exists or not, as long as it is recorded, it may affect cognition. I am one of the recorders, the secretary of Vientiane. Officer, Bai Di!"

"Hello, hello, it turned out to be a colleague. I know an author whose pseudonym is Danwei Qingdi. He is an old dirty turtle, and you are a middle schooler." Bai Jue smiled slightly to show his understanding: "Don't worry I won't. Laughing at you, this is called a sense of substitution, too deep into the play and unable to extricate oneself."

Bai Di covered his face: "Can you still listen to people, I really..."

"In fact, I probably understood." As a writer, Bai Jue's ability to accept is still very fast, and he sorted out his words: "You have worked hard to give me popular science from the beginning. The so-called fantasy is not necessarily a fantasy, what I have The world we know is not the only fact, this kind of statement is not uncommon in novels, comics and animations, but it just appears in reality and makes me feel helpless."

"Don't you understand? You keep complaining about the lower limit. You're going to be rude like this." Bai Di glared.

"Because whether what you say is true or false, I don't care." Beneath Bai Jue's smile mask is almost indifferent rationality: "So, this is the topic, okay? If it's true, I'll take it as false. Come and listen, pretend you don't know, it's easy for you and me, it's just an unimportant episode."

"So that's the case, I didn't expect the dead house to be so difficult to fool." Bai Di asked with interest: "Are you really not interested?"

"I'm interested, but it's only a category of interest, and it won't cost me all my current life for it." Bai Jue smiled: "Although it's hard to walk in this life, at least I don't regret the time I've experienced. ."

"Are you happy even being detained in the urinal?" Bai Di was shocked: "It's really courageous and enlightened."

"...You're also very good at poking people's sore spots." Bai Jue's expression fell.

"Each each other."

"Nice to meet you."

The two of them sneered at each other and seemed to have reached some kind of consensus.

"Okay, I gave up, you don't have the intention to become a secretary, so naturally you don't have this talent, even if you use force, you will only repeat the same road full of bumps and potholes as me, this kind of I won't do things that hurt others and don't benefit myself unless it's necessary." Bai Di leaned on the chair and kept Ge You lying down: "It's just, no matter how much you resist, the change has already begun..."

"Change?" Bai Jue looked at the sky, the grass, and the fountain: "It seems, is there any problem?"

"You can't see, because you're not a secretary." Bai Di smiled and shook his head: "The reason why you haven't had any aberrations now, and can maintain your independence of thought and not be affected by cause and effect, is because you had a bad day and then Meeting me is your greatest luck."

"I don't understand what you're saying." Bai Jue was stunned: "It sounds very mysterious. Could it be that he was caught in the head by the Gate of Destiny Stone?"

"You will soon understand that even if you can maintain yourself now, as long as you leave me within a certain range, you will immediately be involved in the chaotic information flow from the heavens and the world, and you were not what you are now. You, even remembering me is a problem." The corners of Bai Di's lips raised, "I think you are a person who would rather believe it or not, if you think I'm a lunatic, you can get up and leave immediately, but You dare not gamble on the possibility because you still have a nostalgic attachment to your present self and are reluctant to forget everything in the past."

"I wonder if you have investigated me now." Bai Jue vigilantly said, "As an ordinary person, why do you care so much about me?"

"Who knows, maybe it's just a whim, the reason why I know you is probably because you are very similar to me." Bai Di didn't hide: "Just stick to the past, you can't meet the future, you have already made your choice. It's here, boy... is there a deal?"

"PY transaction... it doesn't seem to be, what do you want to leave from me?"

"You really can't give me anything, so you can only help me clean up the mess, or in other words, work for me... This should be handled by me, but I am naturally lazy and like to be lazy. I don’t want to take care of such troublesome things, so I will give you full responsibility for it, even if you get rid of it, it doesn’t matter, it’s just that the entire super universe is annihilated, and everyone hits GG while laughing and laughing.”

"It seems that the consequences are very serious. If I reject you, will you clean up this mess yourself?" Bai Jue asked aloud.

"I'm very busy, how many times do you think I've seen this situation? I'm not a saint, nor a savior, this is your world, not my hometown, all choices are up to you... This is not mine It's your heroic biography, boy." Bai Di said, he stood up abruptly, spread out his palm, a book appeared in the empty space, wrapped in silver, for some reason, it made people feel It is very mysterious. Just looking at it, the pattern is also expounding the truth of the world. It can be said that there are many things.

"You didn't choose to inherit the position of the secretary, so I can't pass you the book of mental images, but I can give you a gift." He said, and took a page of bookmarks from the book. It looked like a clover with a color of But it is not green, but pure white as a feather: "It belongs to you now, stick it where you like, and it will generate a 'world' that belongs to you. This is the only thing I can do as an unqualified guide."

Bai Jue took the bookmark, thoughtfully, and then he looked at Bai Di: "Are you leaving?"

"The time is coming, even if I don't leave, I will be actively rejected. Don't look at me like this, it will make me look like an irresponsible heartless person. I also came here back then. It's good to get used to it. From the beginning, it has been a fine tradition for the old to pit the new." Bai Di's words gradually became blurred, and his figure gradually disappeared. He smiled, like a child who had succeeded in mischief, whispering in his mouth, which was familiar but unfamiliar. 's verse.

"Three thousand worlds are exhausted in one thought, and one hundred thousand reincarnations are cleared in one stroke; black records of injustices in the world, white books on the vicissitudes of human life."

"How many times have you been at ease in half your life, and looking back, you have become a non-returning guest; only today will you know that I am me, and what about books!"

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Chapter 2 The world is changing before our eyes

Early in the morning, the alarm clock rang in time, Bai Jue opened his eyes, and stared at the sky: "Familiar ceiling."

He sat up in a daze, subconsciously turned off the mobile phone alarm clock, finished washing, put on clean clothes and was about to go downstairs, but he was suddenly stunned when he was halfway there, and smiled bitterly: "I forgot, the shop is closed. what."

As a house, during the holidays, it is normal to practice immortality at night, sleep during the day, and reverse day and night, but it is rare for Bai Jue to live in a normal schedule. , A parentless protagonist is the least concerned, so that he can travel without nostalgia. For example, a clerk is terminally ill, his parents are dead, and having a car and a house is a standard template for life and time.