A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

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When I wrote it, I had a strong sense of imagery. I always thought of the Kamen Rider mask under my crotch. I couldn’t stop laughing out loud, the decadent face, ahahahahaha.

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At night, Shenhai Snack Street.

"I said you're not going to stay in Shen Hai anymore, what are you doing here?" Big Whale sighed disgruntledly: "It's very tricky to sneak out of the naval base... I almost got caught again. "

"Drink Kuoluo." Bai Jue poured a drink for the big whale: "I have a home and can't go back, I'm just a little sad."

"Why can't I go back home?" Big Whale didn't quite understand.

"I was pinned down in the morning, and my panties are gone. I feel sorry for my limited edition Kamen Rider panties." Bai Jueman said distressedly.

"Pfft..." Big Whale almost spit out his drink, and suddenly laughed three times: "It's so refreshing! I've said it a long time ago, people like you who set up flags everywhere will definitely have rough things in the future! You Look, I almost got caught."

"What about you?" Bai Jue asked back, "You are not the same."

"Of course I'm different." The corner of Big Whale's mouth twitched: "I've already been fucked..."

"When!" Bai Jue touched his pocket: "Shall I send you a red envelope or something?"

"When I left Yanjing last time, I was plotted against, and I wasn't the only one..." Big Whale cupped his hands: "Beigao, Ye Yu, Ananda, and the porridge were all here to drink that night. I felt that a grandson must have planted something for us, but I couldn’t control it, but I was okay, after all, I was a fiancee, but later I remembered who went back with who, and they were two men.”

"Okay, okay, I don't want to know about this at all, I'm going to burn my eyes with a bayonet!" Bai Jue shook his head: "I just came to see you for a drink to clear up my troubles. Anyway, I don't plan to go back today."

"Sooner or later, I have to go back..." Big Whale raised the corners of his mouth, "You can actually be like me, just lie down and be done."

"I have a girlfriend." Bai Jue said seriously, "Mary, the French Heroine, you know..."

"Damn it! You're bringing back my sad memories. If it weren't for you, a big-eyed, betrayed group, would I be able to degenerate from a lolicon to what I am today!" Big Whale couldn't help knocking Desk: "Comrade Bai, you have to reflect on what you have done! You degenerated me from a lolicon, and turned into a lolicon yourself. What do you mean!"

"I just couldn't stand it for a while." Bai Jue smiled helplessly: "But a man, if you promise, you will be responsible."

"You have to be responsible for too much, I won't talk about others..." Big Whale wrenched his fingers: "Take the Shenzhou Empire as an example. Even I knew about the savior ten years ago. Princess Li Xiuning treated you very well." The same is true for Princess Li Shiming, His Majesty Liu Xiu almost used the Sword of Heaven for you some time ago... Think about it, two princesses, one emperor, wow, friend, are you the protagonist of the Guangyuan story?"

"I'm different from that bulldozer." Bai Jue took a bite of the meat skewer: "I'm a person with principles."

"It's also thanks to you being a virgin, otherwise your corpse would have sunk in the sea." Big Whale rolled his eyes: "Think about the follow-up question, my friend."

"Now, don't think about that." Bai Jue clinked his glasses: "I don't plan to go back in a short time, and then I will take a walk around the world. I will meet you tonight. You are the first one. Isn't it an honor?"

"It's an honor..." Big Whale squinted: "My intuition tells you, what troublesome work did you find for me?"

"The answer is correct." Bai Jue took out a white paper bookmark and handed it to the big whale: "Take it, and wear it close to your body... When I need help later, I will call you directly."

"What's the matter, even you can't handle it..." Big Whale asked strangely.

"It's all related to us." Bai Jue raised his glass, "I really want to do it alone, but I can't even spark a spark by snapping my fingers, so I have to call as many helpers as possible."

"Okay." Big Whale said straightforwardly: "Can I bring the ship's wife? I owe you so much favor, and I should pay it back."

"It's not a favor." Bai Jue said with a smile, "I need your help."

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Yanjing.

"I've accepted this bookmark. I can help you anytime if you need it, but..." Bei Gao looked at Bai Jue and jokingly said, "You have to deliver the copies for the two saints by yourself. I don't send express delivery."

Bai Jue scratched the back of his head, and also sat on the railing: "I'll deliver it later, right now I just want to meet my friends..."

"It's really nasty." Bei Gao raised his head, took a sip of strong wine, his head was full of youthful beauty.

"The number one beauty in China." Bai Jue sighed.

"I'm a man." Bei Gao said with a smile: "If you want to talk about beauty, I see how charming the world is... There are so many good-looking people, why are you staring at my face? Most of them are spreading rumors."

"Because you are beautiful." Bai Jue said again: "Because you are chic."

"That's why I like talking to you. Look at my face, it's actually nothing special." Bei Gao said again: "Don't hesitate and haw if you want to ask anything."

"What I want to ask is, do you think it's better now or in the past?" Bai Jue couldn't help asking, recalling Bei Gao in another matter.

"Of course it is now. Green ants ferment new wine. Life is like wine. Old wine is intoxicating." Bei Gao replied without hesitation: "At least I don't think I have anything to regret...for myself, and for others too."

"That's good." Bai Jue said with relief, "I don't want you to regret it either."

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Jixia School Palace.

"Although I don't think I have any fighting power, I can still help with some medical treatment." Drinking Porridge took the bookmark: "It's just that it's best not to drag me over when I'm in class... I've been absent recently It's more serious, the credits are not enough."

"You are a doctor who passed on your credits?"

"The personal biography of a medical saint can't be given to the archway to hang it, and this is not a degree certificate, so it can't be used as proof." Drinking porridge shook his head: "I always feel that I should show some ability to prove it."

"What about you?" Bai Jue squinted at the shaman: "And you sit far away from me, don't approach me, don't come over!"

"I'm just a soy sauce fighter." The shaman said with an innocent face, "You see I'm so weak, don't drag me over to fight or something?"

"You are a causal weapon, it would be a pity if you don't take it with you." Bai Jue said halfway, but then changed his words: "Just kidding, if you really don't want to go, don't go, after all, the battlefield is not a joke, maybe you will die. This is not conscription, and I will not ask you to die."

The shaman's eyes lit up for an instant, but then dimmed again: "Forget it, I'll go, can I go? If you all go and I don't go, after I come back, I will perform the retreat magic."

"Don't worry, it won't." Bai Jue smiled.