A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

His expression froze, and he hurriedly said, "Excuse me..."

After finishing speaking, he backed away and closed the door, the action was done in one go, and his heart was full of shit... Reminiscing with an old lover before getting married?I actually witnessed the unfolding of this kind of TV drama with my own eyes. If you don't lock the door, Bai Di, it will be fine if someone else sees it!

But in the blink of an eye, I thought... Wait, Bai Di is not that kind of person, what if it is a misunderstanding?What if!Maybe the way I opened the door was wrong, I adjusted my posture and opened it again, hoping not to see something I shouldn't have seen this time.

He took a deep breath and pushed open the door of the lounge: "I think I misunderstood something just now, I came in...huh?!"

Gu Yue Qingdeng squatted on the ground, stood up, and lightly licked the milky white liquid on her lips.

Bai Di looked at himself, Gu Yueqingdeng, and Bai Jue. He was silent for three seconds, then suddenly got up and said, "Listen to my explanation..."

"I don't think you need to explain. I can understand, but I can't accept it." Bai Jue put his hand on his forehead: "Damn it, does the possibility of rekindling an old relationship before marriage also exist? You still say that you are a virgin, I can't accept it." I really believed your nonsense."

"It's a misunderstanding!" Bai Di shouted forcefully.

"Then what's in her mouth!" Bai Jue didn't believe it at all.

"It's yogurt!" Bai Di pointed to the half bottle of yogurt on the other table.

"What is this smell of heather in the air!" Bai Jue asked again, still not convinced.

"This is clearly the smell of dried squid!" Bai Di pointed to the snack bag in the trash can.

"Then you? Why did you even unzip your trousers!" Bai Jue put his hand on his forehead.

"The zipper was broken due to being too nervous! She just helped me look at the zipper!" Bai Di even pulled it a few times to show that what he said was true: "This is really just your wishful misunderstanding—— !"

Gu Yue Qingdeng also smiled and said, "It's a misunderstanding, that's right..."

After finishing speaking, she cast a look at Bai Di: "Happy wedding, Darling."

Bai Jue's expression instantly turned into a Buddha: "I understand."

"Bastard, what do you know! You don't understand anything, so don't pretend to understand!" Bai Di raised his hand and covered his face: "Please calm down, I'm already very annoying, don't give me a break at this time." Would you like to make a mess?"

"Is this the reason why you had sex before the big marriage?" Bai Jue pushed the air glasses: "Assuming everything you said is true, it doesn't prove that it was a misunderstanding. If you really did something, all this Facts are covered up by falsehoods... Alas, humans keep repeating the same mistakes."

"It's your fault, sir..." Bai Di spread out on the chair: "I'm almost being served on the dining table, and you still tell me these things."

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"Bring it to the dining table?" Bai Jue squeezed his chin: "Masculinity? Hey... Is your clerk so good at playing?"

"No, I'm referring to the kind that is served on the table in a practical sense, steamed, fried, stewed, and then boiled." Bai Di was full of sadness, and he turned to look at the desk table: "As for the reason, you can see I understand."

Bai Jue took a closer look, and there was a row of red boxes on the table. When the boxes were opened, one ring after another gleamed inside, not all of them were diamond rings, but they were made of special materials. The manufacturing process is different.

But that's not the point, the point is...

"One, two, three, four..." Bai Jue counted in turn, and he choked when he counted, "I'm afraid you don't have enough ten fingers? Put your toes on?"

"I just need to bring one..." Bai Di raised his left ring finger. This ring is said to be a ring, but it is more like a chain: "Don't look, it has been cast with a special spell, and I can't solve it with my current level." It's open...it can't reach the mythical level, this ring is forever effective for my bondage."

"Restraint?" Bai Jue was taken aback: "Does the wedding ring, which symbolizes love, contain a curse?"

"It's a curse." Bai Di sighed: "It's just that the rings can't be taken off, and the part of my mind that belongs to sexual desire has been permanently sealed, and the only way to estrus is to the holders of these rings." It works, it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm used to it, and I'm very good at self-control, but the problem is not here, the most serious problem is..."

The clerk hesitated to speak.

Bai Jue asked curiously: "What is it? Tell me quickly, it makes me happy."

"Damn it, why?" Bai Di squinted at Bai Jue: "You feel very happy to see me suffer? You? Did you think you could run away? You're better at teasing than I am, and I'll make a bunch of rings by then." For you."

"I'm not in a hurry, I'm not yet of marriageable age." Bai Jue crossed his arms and said with a hearty smile, "And I've already decided to become an Archangel with white wings...Because I see your current lesson, I think it's useless to run Yes, so I won't run away, just open my arms and embrace the world honestly, at worst, die a few more times, there is no problem with thick skin."

"Oh grass... are you serious?" Bai Di looked at Bai Jue with subtle eyes: "I thought you were just like me, but I didn't expect that you, a thick eyebrow and big eyes, would want to open the Crystal Palace? You let those stock speculators How do people live?"

"Isn't this the conclusion you came to based on your old painful lessons? You flirted and ran away, what was the result? Being forced to put on a ring and cast a curse, knowing that it would be cold, but not being able to marry willingly, how tragic." Bai I feel like Hamlet sighing: "Ah, what a curse of karma! If I am destined to come to this point in the future, then it is better for me to take the initiative... I am still a few years away from getting married, how can I show more? a period of time."

Bai Di couldn't help expressing a word of sincere admiration and emotion.

"Grass!"

"You always calm down. Don't be so angry when you are about to get married. You have to pick up the bride later, so what is the curse of this ring?" Bai Jue continued to ask: "Even you can't stand it."

"If you're interested, I'll give you a whole one later, and give it to your young lady. She will be very happy." Bai Di snorted coldly with a half-smile: "Don't look at Su Yuhan, the fire-proof girl, who seems soft. Sister, let me tell you, these two women want to sleep the most, but Altair is harmless to humans and animals, with this ring, I think you will be killed sooner or later."

"That's the future, tonight you will be raped, maybe not just one person, not just once, let's see who is worse." Bai Jue also returned the color, the two looked at each other, and suddenly began to interact with each other. sneer.

The savior and the clerk are hurting each other.

There was a knock on the door at the right time, Dongfang Jiuyu said: "It's time, it's time to pick up the bride."

Bai Di restrained his expression, patted his cheeks, and put on a dead face, as if he was a soldier charging fearlessly in front of a firepower bunker. His expression called a dead man: "Let's go!"

Bai Jue was also curious, wondering how much Bai Di had teased.

The three of them walked through the corridor, stepped on the gate of leap, and went to other dimensions.

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The first stop, Oriental Fantasy Township.

Today's Gensokyo is very lively, full of wedding atmosphere, and the little monsters are all laughing and saying festive words.

It has not been long since Gensokyo was established, and it is far from the lively era in later generations.

At this time, the monsters in Gensokyo moved around relatively frequently. Because of the frequency, some things couldn't be hidden, especially the news that several big monsters in a row were going to marry.