A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

As soon as he got up, he was pulled back to the seat by Kuang San, and the elf blinked: "Sit with me for a while, a lot has happened recently..."

Bai Jue thought to himself, could it be that the plot is about to start, and that Wuhe Shidao, who should kill a thousand swords, will also appear?

——Seal the spiritual power of elves by kissing, save the world by attacking girls, and open a harem as a matter of course... How can there be such a good thing in the world!If such a tragic event really happens, I will obliterate his existence!

——Take a step back, even if his existence cannot be obliterated and the plot collapses, you can choose one of Niangyianquan and Kempfa Nianghua magic!

——I didn't save the world so that you can get a harem from a scum like you!In that case, the world might as well be destroyed!

A strong black killing intent rose in the savior's heart, and his smile gradually darkened.

Tokisaki Kurumi didn't know that Bai Jue was thinking about how to concoct Wuhe Shidao, the protagonist of the original work. She was exhausted physically and mentally: "Recently, I have been hunted down by a group of organizations, and the speed of collecting time has also slowed down. I even want to go to I have hunted some alien monsters in other worlds to collect time, which is faster and more cost-effective than collecting the time of ordinary people, but I don’t have a way to reach the other world.”

"I can only try to collect the time of our elf companions... but because of this, it is also regarded as a target by one person. Although the appearance of a fool who thinks he is saving the world is not annoying, but the method and concept are too different from mine. There are too many, and I have wanted to eat the other party more than once, but there are several elves guarding it, and I have no way to start."

"Oh roar?" Bai Jue raised his eyebrows: "That idiot, is he called Wuhe Shidao? Sure enough, creatures like harem kings should be extinct in the Three Realms. Next time you want to kill him, send me the coordinates. Me, I immediately parachuted over to give him a full set of Internet addiction treatment, and he was electroshocked from a person with abnormal thinking to a successor to the philanthropy."

Tokisaki Kurumi tilted his head: "No, her name is Wuhe Shiori, she is a very cute girl... Otherwise, I would have dismembered him early in the morning."

This understatement is proof that the murderer's minions are still sharp, but that's beside the point.

Bai Jue's expression froze, and he couldn't help but fell into deep thought: "This time, the male protagonists of the two works didn't keep their dicks... Amitabha, it's a sin."

In order to express his condolences for the lost chicken, someone called Bai: "Altair, take out my treasured Sprite from [-], we will celebrate today~"

Altair rolled her eyes, pretended not to hear, and continued to listen to Lao Xu explaining the basic composition of the two-dimensional world, and she was still thinking about reincarnation.

"Did you misunderstand something just now?" Like a cat, Tokisaki Kurumi bent down, pressed her hands on the seat, leaned over, stared into Bai Jue's eyes, and said jokingly: "You are... Are you jealous?"

Bai Jue coughed lightly: "It doesn't exist, I just hate this kind of scum who is too popular and enjoys benefits but always has an ambiguous attitude."

"That's what you said, then why don't you look at me?" Tokisaki Kurumi was still close, she seemed to be doing it on purpose, and the smile was full of mischief.

Bai Jue stepped back a little, and she got closer.

Although the distance between the two has always maintained a healthy and active ten centimeters, this short ten centimeter boundary is too fragile and seems to be crossed at any time.

"Don't dare to look, don't dare to look, I haven't been sleeping well recently, and there are bloodshot eyes." Bai Jue's eyes drifted away, and he turned his head to a certain high school student who would never graduate and a good-for-nothing uncle to ask for help—— Don't just watch the show, come and save me!

Yinshi burped: "That's right, Brother Kusanagi, what did we just say..."

Kusanagi Kyoya also said in particular: "Yes, yes, that's what happened just now, I really like that."

Bai Jue's face turned black—I'll add herring to your dishes later.

Finally, at the dead end where there is nowhere to retreat, the postures of the two of them are already unsuitable for children.

"Almost, have you had enough fun?" Bai Jue and Tokisaki Kurumi have had 'in-depth communication' and are well aware of her carefulness: "Aren't you afraid that you will be dragged out for a one-on-one match if you tease them like this? ?”

Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Holo who was gnashing her teeth silently, Misaka Mikoto who started beeping and discharging electricity, and Shirai Kuroko who was called a pervert.

"Ba Mami didn't come, I still want to tease her, if you continue, the wolf next to you and the girl who started to discharge will definitely overturn the table..." Tokisaki Kurumi swiped a wave of hatred, and sat down contentedly. go back.

She no longer approached, just smiled and planned to get up.

But her hand holding the table was stained with water, and she didn't hold it firmly for a while. The body that had just been lifted a little bit was pulled down by gravity, and the already dangerous distance was shortened sharply, let alone the two people. With eyes facing each other, if there is a slight error, Bai Jue's first kiss that has not been taken away in seventeen years will be taken away by Miss Murderer in such an unexpected way.

"It's coming, it's finally coming!" Sakata Gintoki showed a tacit smile, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

"Wait! This development is wrong!" Lao Xu almost jumped up, roaring in his heart, put down the white bird, my daughter hasn't hit home plate yet!You can't be the first!

"..." Altair remained silent, a few instructions flashed in his eyes, and several blades appeared in the void.

"What—!" Holo widened her eyes in surprise, subconsciously stood up, and was about to stop someone.

"This is a violation of morals!" Shirai Heizi was so excited that he took out his mobile phone to take pictures.

"Humph!" Misaka Mikoto, who didn't realize that she was leaking electricity, stood up suddenly while pressing the table, the current fell, and the table that had been strengthened to +19 smiled coldly, unmoved, only a few flickering arcs popped out.

Tokisaki Kurumi is an elf after all, and Bai Jue is no longer the five scumbags of the previous war. He is the swordsman who single-handedly killed the heroic spirit and war ghost.

Although the sudden close distance made the two of them hide their faces, it did not affect their stability. Bai Jue held onto Tokisaki Kurumi's waist, and Kurumi supported his delicate body with one hand, barely maintaining on balance.

"Get up quickly..." Bai Jue urged in a low voice.

"But I still want to stay like this for a while..." Kuang San smiled slyly... She really did it on purpose.

The two were deadlocked for three seconds, when Bai Jue was about to say something, suddenly!An accident happened!

The curly silver hair with a piece of Indian flying pancake on his face screamed, looking for the water source in a chaotic state, trying to wipe off the perverted spicy sauce all over his face, but he couldn't see the road at all, and was caught by Holo in the process of rushing out. He tripped over one foot, leaned forward, and fell directly to where the two were, pressing against Tokisaki Kurumi, and with the delicate distance and fragile balance maintained by the two, it was impossible to bear this heavy pressure!

If it is implemented, Bai Jue's first kiss may not be able to be kept!

However, what is the reason that caused the curly silver hair in the three-second zone to watch the show with a wretched expression to become what it is now?

What exactly happened, don't worry, please listen to me in detail!

The process only takes three seconds!

Three seconds ago, the lightning leaked from Misaka Mikoto's hand flickered, bounced, and landed on Shirai Kuroko's hand in an irregular arc.

Shirai Heizi has been electrocuted for a long time. This current is nothing to her, just a slight numbness. However, under the stimulation of the current, the mobile phone she took out was like throwing a baseball. One hundred twenty's strength was thrown out, and flew straight to Holo's direction.

Seeing that she made a mistake, Heizi hastily activated the super power space transfer, and moved herself in front of Holo. At the same time, she raised her hand to try to catch the mobile phone, but she underestimated the kinetic energy of the mobile phone, and the mobile phone hurt her finger , in order to avoid getting hurt, she activated her ability again and randomly moved the phone to another direction.

At the same time, Holo was also standing up, when a blur suddenly appeared before Shirai's eyes. After Shirai Heizi activated his ability, he floated in the air without a foothold, and fell towards her. Subconsciously, she wanted to help Shirai Heizi, but when she got up in a hurry, she didn't stand still. Not only did this support not work, but it caused her to fall to the ground together.

At the same time, the mobile phone whose flying landing point was reversed, although the direction was accurate, flew in the direction of Kyo Kusanagi.