A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

Then...Bai Jue picked up the wine glass and sipped it down.

"Good wine!"

Bai Jue wiped the corner of his mouth, his eyes began to blur.

"Something's wrong, isn't he drunk?"

Drinking porridge stared at Bai Jue's eyes, looked at his gradually turning red face.

"No way, it's only half a glass, is he so bad at drinking?"

Le Luo doesn't drink often either. He doesn't drink very well, but his physique is beyond ordinary people, and he can drink at least a catty or two.

"He...is drunk." Lan'er said: "The eyes are not right. The master seems to have said that he can't drink. It may also be related to his being too weak now."

"Who wouldn't!" Bai Jue picked up the wine glass and took another gulp to clear it up. He patted his chest: "My alcohol capacity is very high!"

"It's over, what if this guy goes crazy with drinking?" He slapped his head on the porridge.

"He's just an ordinary person now, so it doesn't matter if he's drunk." Le Luo said casually, "With Miss Lan'er around, I'm not afraid I won't be able to stop him."

"Yeah, he is an ordinary person now, but his status is not ordinary...you think about the consequences of the head of state being drunk in front of you." Drinking porridge worried: "I'm afraid he will start talking nonsense when he is drunk There are two kinds of drunks in this world, one is the type that falls asleep after being drunk, and the other is the type that gets drunk and gets excited to the point of self-indulgence..."

"As for the second type of people, they often talk a lot when they are drunk, and they will say what they dare not say on weekdays. This is telling the truth after drinking. Once it starts, it can't stop at all."

Just as he was talking, Bai Jue suddenly slapped Le Luo's shoulders and hiccupped.

"Le Luo, I've always been curious, are you a man or a woman? This airport looks like Miss 45, hiccup..." Bai Jue stretched out his right hand and looked at Le Luo's flat chest: "Can I touch your pectoral muscles?"

Le Luo's face turned dark immediately: "Gah, it really is the truth after drinking!"

"Ahahaha." Drinking Congee smiled happily: "Don't tell me, I'm also curious. If you're really a man, why not let him touch your chest muscles?"

"I refuse." Le Luo knocked off Bai Jue's salty pig hands: "You are all big pigs, I must be touched because I am a man? What is the reason? I must not be touched because I am a woman? You are too much I take it for granted, sorry, I have no intention of revealing my gender for the time being. As a phantom thief, gender is a secret. Once it is revealed, the secret is no longer a secret, and magic is no longer magic. Lost mystery, to me Said it was fatal."

"It's so mysterious, it's really not straightforward, that's all, let's not talk about this...do you want to ask him a question?" Drinking porridge suddenly showed a gossip expression.

"Well, the two of us want to go together." Le Luo was also very interested.

The two looked at Bai Jue at the same time, and said in unison: "Bai Jue, do you have a girl you like?"

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As the saying goes, wine is strong and courageous.

Alcohol that paralyzes the nerves can bring meaningless courage to human beings.

Just like Bai Jue now.

He has indeed drank before, but he has never been drunk. It is very difficult to make people drunk enough to be able to talk fluently, but also let themselves go. It's easy to get drunk.

Since becoming the savior, Bai Jue's strength has been increasing day by day. The strong willpower of his soul makes it impossible for him to fall into a state of drunkenness due to a little alcohol. After sealing most of it, he looked like an ordinary person. After drinking this big cup of red wine, he began to feel ecstatic.

Not only the movements fluttered, but also the tone of voice fluttered.

Is it because he is old and white, or the girls can't afford a hatchet anymore.

"I, Bai Jue... I have something to say to you today, let's not talk nonsense today, let's put aside the miscellaneous things, and let's talk about it today..." After drinking too much, Bai Jue, As a member of Shenhai, he actually started talking in Northeast China. He hiccupped and propped his chin with one hand: "Actually, I sometimes think I'm quite handsome."

"Pfft..." After taking a sip of porridge, Leluo sprayed on his face.

Le Luo's reaction was quick, and he directly blocked the sip of wine with a gust of wind, and poured it back.

After drinking the porridge and wiping the alcohol off his face, his eyes were scorched by himself, and he coughed non-stop.

"Why such a big reaction?"

Bai Jue rolled his eyes: "Did I say that someone is not handsome? It's not that I'm narcissistic. Sometimes, I think up the lines for cutting people a few days in advance. If there are audiences during the fight, I never What angle to pose and what pose are all carefully considered, for the sake of being handsome! Whether you can play for a while, whether you are handsome or not is a lifetime."

"Practicality is an egg? I usually release the white tiger when I fight, and let Lei Gong help me without saying a word. Why do I snap my fingers, why do I have to call out my name, and I have to make a gesture? You don't understand , that's for the sake of being handsome... I just snapped my fingers, the enemy was wiped out, the fashion value was enough, and even I thought...it's pretty handsome."

The corners of Le Luo's eyes twitched: "When you were doing your best, what did you think about handsome or not?"

"Of course it's not all... Occasionally, occasionally, sometimes when the wind blows, why don't you allow me to hang around for a while?" Bai Jue burped again: "It's human nature to be handsome, and it's addictive to pretend to be coquettish. It's not to the point where it's pretentious, but there's no way to enjoy it once in a while..."

"So, you are so handsome?" After drinking the porridge, he wiped his face clean.

"That's not true, I don't have narcissism..."

Bai Jue chuckled, and said something he would never dare to say on weekdays: "But I want to say, being as handsome as me... being liked by many girls is something that can't be helped, right?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the atmosphere at the table changed.

The expression on the porridge changed: "Oh no, this guy is really starting to speak the truth, so he's so sullen in his heart!"

Le Luo patted his thigh and laughed loudly: "I'm just waiting for this kind of development. If he didn't say that, I wouldn't feel right!"

Lan Er silently did not speak at the side, but silently put a body distance away from Bai Jue.

"Why don't you talk anymore?" Bai Jue was serious, and he said with drunken eyes: "I'm not joking, in fact, I'm not an emotional idiot, I can still tell who has a crush on me... It's just them I can’t stand my passion, but I really don’t think I’m any better. I’m poor and poor, and I can’t get any money. After thinking about it, I can only attribute it to the fact that I’m too handsome..."

"Talent!" Drinking porridge slapped his face, his abs hurt from laughing.

"Be careful! Come on, brother, Huo Jio, let's have a toast for your shameless words." Le Luo poured Bai Jueman another glass of Nurhong.

"You're welcome..." Bai Jue took the wine glass, and was not in a hurry to drink, but began to criticize: "Hey, think about the many assists I gave before, what big whales, Beigao, Quincy, They were all kicked into the bridal chamber by me, but this group of people don’t know how to repay their kindness... I’m in such a miserable situation, and they still want to cheat me. Do you think this is too much? Do you still have a conscience? ! There is no legal and moral bottom line!"