Bai Ge raised his wine glass again.
"Dun dun dun... Let me tell you straight, I haven't slept like this at all in the past few days, I just fainted, because I'm really afraid that if I close my eyes, open them, lift the quilt, my whole body will be naked Yes, there is a charming girl sleeping next to her, and she said, "My dear, you are awake", and then there is a pool of blood on the bed sheet... Then I really beeped the heroic spirit."
"It shouldn't be so, those are heroic spirits, they have self-respect." Drinking the porridge said cautiously.
"Fart! Fuck meow's self-esteem! It's like chastity exists only to be abandoned. Don't you really think that they all advocate platonic love and know what self-respect is?"
Bai Jue's brain was trembling, he picked up a piece of beef tremblingly and put it on the plate, he pointed at this piece of beef.
"Look at this piece of beef, it's just like me."
"Now everyone on this table wants to eat it, but no one can directly move their chopsticks. Only after putting it in their own bowl can they eat it openly. At that time, whether it is swallowed raw or chewed, Whether you eat it with sauce or not, it doesn't matter to anyone else."
"The problem is how to put this piece of meat in your own bowl! And this piece of meat has no choice! It only has the fate of being eaten, poor beef...it must be named Bai."
Looking at Bai Jue's sudden sad expression, Le Luo's inner joy rose to a new height.
Drinking Porridge complained: "Don't you have a b-number in your heart... why did you pretend to be so pure before?"
"If I don't pretend, can I live to this day?" Bai Jue slapped the table and roared angrily, "I came to England to do some trivial things. I just woke up the Lion King and went to the bathroom. Why did it become such a complicated situation now? , you ask me, I'll ask Doraemon!"
"Hey hey, don't be so angry, come here, brother Huo Jio." Le Luo persuaded: "We all know that it is not easy for you, and the matter has come to this point, and everyone doesn't want to, why don't you think about how to make this piece of beef Go through the shelf life safely."
Bai Jue looked at his wine glass.
He sighed: "Although I don't want to do this, I still have to find a girlfriend... If finding a girlfriend can solve the problem, I won't suffer. In fact, I have wanted to leave the group for a long time."
"This is the truth from the cliff." Drinking porridge concluded: "Every member of the fff group has a heart that wants to get out of the order."
"It's not a disadvantage to find a girlfriend..." Le Luo asked, "Whose job are you going to jump into with this piece of beef?"
"According to what drinking porridge said, I think... hiccup...he's right, you can't find... hiccup... old women." Bai Jue even hiccupped twice, and his tone became a little strange: "old women are terrible , I was taken away by the whole set, and I still need to find a familiar young person with a emotional foundation... In this way, I can take the initiative."
"Wow, how are you so proficient?" Drinking Congee let out a sigh.
"This operation always feels very familiar." Le Luo was also puzzled.
"It's good to be proficient. After all, I have used it before." Bai Jue smiled proudly: "I am a man with eight fiancees."
Drink porridge: "!!!"
Le Luo: "!!!"
Laner: "???"
The three of them coincidentally showed a look of shock, which is really big news.
"Fiancee? Or eight!" The voice of drinking porridge became sharper.
"No, I can't... I can't hold back and post it in the group." Le Luo covered her mouth. Tonight, big news has been exposed continuously. It's so exciting!When the news got out, the mentality of the group of heroic spirits was about to collapse.
"Where's the fiancée from?" He swallowed a mouthful of porridge with difficulty and spit, his instinct was absolutely wrong: "You can't be hilarious, can you?"
"Of course it's not a joke, it's true!" Bai Jue said proudly, "They are not in the same dimension as us, they are staying in another world."
"Emmmm..." Drinking porridge pointed at the phone: "Did you only say it was on the screen?"
"That's right?" Bai Jue thought for a while and seemed to have something wrong, he nodded: "I used to stay on the screen."
The Fireproof Girl used to stay on the screen, didn't she come out now?
"Tsk... I believed your drunken words." Le Luo looked regretful, he put down his phone, and said, "So it's a paper man, it's okay to fall in love with a paper man, let alone you have eight fiancees , I am not surprised that you have eighty."
"They're not paper people, they're genuine, okay? Although I don't know how I succeeded in confessing...Anyway, there is a cuter white-haired nun in the fiancée, who is a legal loli. When I'm with her, I don't know why. I have mastered a special skill, probably the strategy for Lolita?" Bai Jue said uncertainly: "It's very easy to increase the favorability..."
"The favorability is not bad, the love game is really hammered." Drinking porridge said: "Big brother, wake up, it's a paper man, it has no thickness!"
"Fart, your wife is not thick, your wife's family is not thick!" Bai Jue stood up, raised his arms and shouted, like a fanatical believer, waving his flag and shouting: "Theresa is the cutest in the world!"
"Even if he is the savior, he is still a dead house..." Le Luo revealed just the right amount of sadness.
"Gah, you don't believe me!" Bai Jue stared, "I told you it's a real person!"
"Oh, then do you have a picture of her? Do you have a group picture of her? Can you call over and show us?" Le Luo put on a dead face expression.
"..." Bai Jue thought for a while: "It seems that there is really no... I can't call her over now, so I have to go back to the coffee shop."
"Enough is enough, brother, let's not continue this sad topic, brother Huo Jiu..."
He drank porridge and patted Bai Jue on the shoulder to express his understanding: "I think I was like this back then, but let's face reality, let's not mention your fiancee of the eight paper figurines, let's talk about your girlfriend's future tense .”
Although Bai Jue was drunk, he still felt a subtle sympathy from their performance.
This is absolutely incredible... He silently made up his mind that sooner or later he would bring the eight fiancees back to show them off.
Of course, such drunken words may not be able to be remembered in his mind.
"Let's not talk, let's go out for a walk."
After Bai Jue got drunk, he got up completely casually, got up and staggered out the door.
The three of them followed after receiving the meal.
A group of four walked along the Thames River.
The Thames River is the mother river of England. Compared with the Yangtze River, the Yellow River or the Nile River, it is not long, but the place where it flows is the birthplace of British civilization. It can also be said that the Thames River nurtured Splendid English civilization.
All kinds of landmark buildings in England are located on both sides of the Thames River. Walking along the river, you can see many century-old landscapes.
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