A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

"Pfft..." He suddenly choked on the porridge, coughed a few times in a hurry, and looked like I was about to suffocate, then pointed at Bai Jue with trembling hands, as if seeing a traitor: "You, you, you..."

"You'll believe me when I tell you? I haven't slept with her before." Bai Jue said honestly, "We did lie in the same bed, but it was for playing games online."

"This is already very enviable, bastard!" Drinking Congee said angrily.

"Hey, the sadness of a virgin boy." Le Luo sympathized from the side.

"Shut up!!!" Drinking porridge broke down and said, "Did the virgin do something wrong!"

"The fault of a virgin is that he shouldn't breathe." Le Luo comforted him.

"You just casually killed one tenth of the people on the planet, do you know?"

Bai Jue listened to the two chatting, but couldn't make a conversation, because Jun Ji was staring at him, she held his face, and forced the two to look at each other with a righteous gaze, trying to force Bai Jue to submit obediently with this gaze If you tell the truth, you will be lenient when you confess, and you will be strict when you resist. If you confess honestly, you will not lose your position as a Marquis.

But Altair overestimated himself, and underestimated Bai Jue's thick skin.

The two of them stared at each other silently, for ten seconds, twenty seconds, half a minute, one minute... Three minutes later, Altair's cheeks began to heat up obviously, and she suddenly had the urge to look away to avoid being stared at She felt an itchy feeling of being scratched by a cat in her heart.

His cheeks became more and more red, reaching the base of his ears.

She pursed her lips, and she completely lost her previous aggressive attitude. Instead, she was like a domestic cat that you can pick and choose, sitting there with its tail crossed, waiting for the master to pet it.

At this moment, Bai Jue spoke: "I suddenly feel that you..."

Her heart beat faster, it must be the feeling of being in love.

"I've gained weight." Bai Jue said solemnly.

Her heartbeat was half a beat slow, and she felt like a heart attack.

Altair strangled the feeling of heartbeat that had just arisen, and it was wishful thinking to expect this person to say something nice to him on his own initiative.

"Who has gained weight...my body has always been well-balanced." Jun Ji let go of her hand and pushed Bai Jue away. She snorted softly, turned her head away, and expressed in a very obvious manner, "I'm not happy, I'm not happy." happy' mood.

"Really?" Bai Jue asked suspiciously, "I think your breasts have grown a little..."

"Big breasts don't count as gaining weight!" Jun Ji argued with a blushing face.

"But isn't there fat in the chest?" Bai Jue asked: "The chest has become bigger, isn't it the accumulation of fat?"

"No, it's nutrition, it's water! I store the nutrition in it for emergencies!" Altair puffed up his chest, and his relationship with A tended to develop towards B.

"Do you think you are a camel..." Bai Jue put his hand on his forehead: "Sure enough, you have eaten too many snacks recently, and you also have five glasses of milk a day, or beer mugs... If you continue to overeat like this, there will definitely be problems. I think about you." Calorie intake is a problem..."

"I don't believe it! The milk can't be stopped!" Jun Ji raised her hand to object: "That's my spiritual food! I drank it for several months, and finally got some results!"

"That's just your psychological effect, this thing is born." Bai Jue squinted: "You can see the difference between Li Xiuning and Li Shiming. Even if they are sisters, the truth and reality are equally cruel. If you drink milk If it is useful, then Li Shiming drinks a glass of milk every morning and evening, why hasn't it worked for two hundred years?"

(Remarks: This is indeed a fact. It was Li Xiuning who told Bai Jue personally during the chat that Princess Pingyang is still proficient in pit sister skills.)

"Whispering! She is a heroic spirit, remind me that she will never change in my life! I am different, and I still have the potential to grow!" Altair straightened his back: "Sooner or later, I will become like the fireproof girl!"

"Fireproof girl...what's the bust size?" Bai Jue rubbed his chin: "I really don't know."

"You don't need to know." Altair squeezed his fist silently: "In short... black looks smaller, white looks bigger!"

"...This is the first time I've heard of it." Bai Jue squinted: "I always feel like I've realized something that doesn't work. Speaking of which, are you the only one here this time?"

"She's here too." Altair replied: "She didn't want to come at first, she said she was afraid of causing you trouble, but now you are full of trouble, don't you mind if we cause you some trouble?"

"You are too reckless." Bai Jue frowned and sighed: "The fireproof girl is not you, she has no ability to protect herself, and now I am cursed, so I can't protect her safety."

Altair: "..."

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"It's nothing, I just suddenly felt that the store manager is quite naive and cute." Jun Ji stretched out her fingers and smoothed his brows: "However, don't worry about her safety, I assure you, she will be fine."

"Where did you leave the fire prevention girl?" Bai Jue asked, "We should bring her to the embassy."

"That's right, then I'll pick her up later." Altair said, "Before that, I have to send you back."

"I still plan to go to the French embassy..." Bai Jue looked at the sky: "Forget it, it's early in the morning, and it used to be noisy and relaxing. Let's go back to sleep for a night and think about it tomorrow."

"Then we're going back to the hotel."

Drinking porridge and Le Luo heard this sentence, and at the same time said that they should also leave.

"Then see you tomorrow." Bai Jue patted the shoulders of Drinking Porridge and Le Luo, then lowered his head with a sinister expression: "Remember to lock the shaman in tomorrow, don't let him come out to harm others..."

"I, try my best..." Drink Porridge dryly smiled: "Actually, as long as you don't meet him, you will be fine. Although the shaman's ability is evaporated by luck, he is still very weak, even the lowest assassin, Even ordinary people can threaten his life, let alone a hero-level powerhouse, a single bullet can kill him. If you know his abilities in advance, there is no need to be afraid of Shaman. full, because he can't threaten anyone else at all."

"Actually, I tried it too." Le Luo said, "I used the wind to create a barrier to isolate the direct contact with the shaman, so that it would not cause the luck to evaporate. As long as you keep a few steps away, it will not something happened."

"...No, I'm not afraid of him." Bai Jue shook his head: "You didn't understand what I meant, I told you not to let him go out because I didn't let him see me, otherwise I couldn't help it... Hammer his dog's head off."

Bai Jue clenched his fists: "My heart tells me that it's wrong to do this, but...? It can relieve my anger!"

……

The same banks of the Thames.

The fireproof girl was left on the side of the river. Her silver-gray long hair was not conspicuous under the light, and she was dressed in ordinary home clothes. She was dressed like a young full-time wife with a shawl on her shoulders. , eyes quietly staring at the river.

She knew something might have happened, otherwise Altair would not have been so flustered.

But she didn't follow, not because she didn't care about Bai Jue, but because...